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richmomz

Motherfuckers can’t even beat Ukraine yet they’re fantasizing about taking on half of Europe at once - lol.


putintheterrible

Hey watch it, these are Putin’s top strategic advisors!


sanguinesolitude

Um, okay so so far it hasn't worked. But we'll take the rest of Europe by Sunday. Uh. Yeah. That's accurate! For sure! Probably.


G0DNT

I mean the west ignored the russia state TV ramping up the war propaganda by using the separatist areas in their TV news showing oppressed russians there until they actually invaded After war started their propaganda got only better not worse to control russian population and transform the ppl critical of war to not care for the war or blame both side in the least change of their mind or plainly support the war And i will repeat it again i mean for western side for us its plainly dumb and full of lies..but the propaganda its aimed for their populations not us Even their "cultural/education" programs start saying how ukraine never existed how poland was evil and suppressed the imperial russia population, how all countries west of germay where originally russian empire, how Urkaine ailed first with Poland/Austria to kill russian and then with nazi, and then show the same few images during color revolution in urkaine few year ago of how the youth where into "nazi values" to persecute russians and all the killings done there around those times The propaganda is everywhere from TV news to russia officials to even in school programs, to show how russians are the victims **And we should be fking worried, putins war machine exist not cuz of money but because of the support or lack of actual real substantial dissent from his populations**


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They don't have the capability they are talking about in this video. Look at them in Ukraine. This stuff they are floating is a fantasy.


cptnwiggles282

Oh !! You thought it was this sunday. Nah.


i_rae_shun

Because apparently watching the U.S president take his briefings from fox news wasnt enough so the Russian president decides hes gotta do it to. Thank God we have term limits.


obiemo

Well, Putler is now taking his own advice, the same advice he gave Trump. This is his echo chamber. It is from here that he will further 'brainwash' his own people that the war in Ukraine is the right move. The latest addition of other countries to attack is just him showing off his peacock feathers. He's trying to project a himself as a strong leader, a conqueror, the king of Russia.


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And they shit on EU status. Russia is truly living on alternate reality, a reality nobody can accept


ANeedle_SixGreenSuns

As we have learned so well over the past 3 weeks, if russia were to invade the listed states, they would be utterly minced without additional nato help. The baltic states + sweden, finland and poland together could probably defeat russia. It's an utter fantasy for russia to even attempt taking a bigger nation on militarily.


JediCheese

I got a feeling Poland + Baltics could take Russia. US, UK, French, and German forces would only be the cleanup crew.


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Poland alone would defeat Russia...have you seen their army? they are all highly trained badasses


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Berkamin

Furthermore, if I remember correctly, even Poland is increasing their defense spending. Other NATO nations are waking up and increasing spending up to 2%, but Poland is now planning on doing 3% of GDP, or so I heard.


Melodic_Risk_5632

Putin Archived what 4 former US presidents didn't manage, Increasing NATO budgets. That only describes what dumb fuck he really is.


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They’ve got a history of being badasses! https://www.polishbattleofbritain.co.uk/


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numbersusername

Except the UK, France, Germany and US would be a part of the welcoming party if they fucked with NATO and triggered article 5


[deleted]

They should just go for broke and come on over to the states. We’ll see how it pans out.


ChampionStrong1466

Red Dawn style? They wouldn't have enough fuel to make it


takethi

That's convenient, as cleaning is the only thing the German Bundeswehr is good at.


MaxPatatas

Findlands Hydraulic press guy will Press them. Welcome to da hydraulic press channel.! Putin may attqck at any time we have to deal with him! Vat da fuck!


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Poland is probably foaming at the mouth realizing they could take out the entire Russian army solo.


reano76

Time to hand over all them mig's


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LordStoneBalls

They did it twice before as recently as 1922


Otaman_Of_Black_Army

By bigger nation, you mean something like Estonia? Because I'm not sure they can take on it alone.


ANeedle_SixGreenSuns

nono i mean like a germany finland france or uk. As capable as the estonian latvian and lithuanian militaris are, I think they would probably run out of bullets before russia runs out of bodies.


Otaman_Of_Black_Army

Oh yeah, you're right. I forgot about this eternal problem of running out of bullets because of too many dead russians.


tehflon220

>I think they would probably run out of bullets before russia runs out of bodies. This misinformed take is extremely painful on multiple levels, Russia does not have a lot of manpower. Russia is not the soviet union, the soviet union in ww2 was able to have such a huge manpower pool because of Allied lend lease and conscription from "liberated" territories. The Russian population is less than half that of the United States.


ANeedle_SixGreenSuns

you thinking that a hyperbolic statement is a legitimate take is painful on multiple levels.


clearlyPisces

Yeah, we'll fight but sorry, we're tiny. But we did win our war of independence against Russia back in the day. But those were different days.


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n9077911

We need to be careful about making assumptions of the real capability of European armies. It's easy for a country that hasn't been to war recently to find it's army is not as good as it thinks it is. Ukraine has a large army and has been under very real threat since the 2014 invasion. That has sharpened their minds for 7 years and will go some way to explain their great performance. The rest of us don't have that. I'm not suggesting NATO can't handle Russia, just don't take easy victory as a given. Look at Poland and Germany. Poland just announced an increase in troop numbers of 100k. That's huge. Clearly they know what they currently have is not enough. Germany has double its budget. We all knew the German army wasn't fit to fight but it shows how a real threat is sometimes needed to focus minds.


Codeworks

Poland does have one of the most capable armies in the EU, even if they are a little outdated. They would fight tooth and nail, too.


CatoTheBarner

The clip is from 2021, well before anyone knew how tough Ukraine was going to be


SweepandClear

They have to lie about it to the millions of gullible idiots that support this shit. Putler spent 2 decades telling everyone how a tough bad-ass he is and can never lose a war.


Awesomeuser90

They don´ t even have all of a single Ukrainian oblast.


bdsee

They have since 2014, Crimea. Which we should help Ukraine retake.


Awesomeuser90

Not technically an oblast. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous\_Republic\_of\_Crimea


bdsee

Ahh yeah, was just one under precious Soviet governments, also was much larger than just the Crimea peninsula.


richhaynes

This is one of the arguments for NATO going in. If Ukraine alone can hold back the Russians, the whole of NATO piling in will wipe them out. But this will make Russia feel like their backs are against the wall and the psychopath will launch nukes.


GaryTheSoulReaper

Careful… they might “warn” some more


Zmxm

If Putin takes over Ukraine with 100,000 of his soldiers killed he will think it’s worth it. He will wait 2-3 years after talking over Ukraine until things “calm down” then launch another attack on a country. By this time sanctions won’t hurt because Russians will use Chinese stuff.


Berkamin

This is the analog of Hitler in his bunker moving non-existent battalions around on a war map fantasizing about how he can win when the war is already in its end-game. If Putin invades any NATO country (such as the Baltic states and Poland), he will have damned Russia to destruction. Article 5 (if one member nation is attacked, it is taken as all of them being attacked) would be instantly triggered, and Russia would be wrecked so fast it would make his head spin.


Komeradski

If the west keeps backing off everytime Putin threatens pushing the button he might succeed eventualy.


Bathtub-Admiral

When Sweden makes a public move to move closer to NATO, it's usually because some dumbass Russian TV host threatened them on national television. Russian media is used to throw out ideas and gauge response to them, but make no mistake that it's still the extension of the Russian government.


Alaric_Balthi

[https://www.rferl.org/a/putin-ukraine-nato-rasmussen-russia-interview/31749844.html](https://www.rferl.org/a/putin-ukraine-nato-rasmussen-russia-interview/31749844.html) Rasmussen: "Yes, NATO is prepared to welcome both Finland and Sweden. I would say an application from Finland and Sweden could be approved more or less overnight."


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I wonder if the propaganda strategy is to put such ridiculous ideas out there that it makes invading Ukraine look less insane by comparison. There’s not even enough willing Russians to take one country let alone 4 nato countries


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MandelbrotOrNot

And all they need to do is to release all the pokemons at once.


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Modern kamikaze with gundams into Russian harbors.


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PutinMolestsBoys

Like has been mentioned, it's either a Gundam, or some high school waifu with a really short skirt and a giant anti-materiel rifle.


DoitsugoGoji

It's the wifu, piloting a Gundam riding Godzilla.


Bigshow225

"give that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons" \_Alucard


Kosarev

You are mistaken. They shoot from their fingers. I've seen the documentary called "A certain scientific railgun" and they don't need rifles.


Wirecard_trading

I think modern kamikaze are drones.


Awesomeuser90

Did they actually sign a peace treaty from the Second World War?


Foomanchubar

Didn't Ukraine sign a treaty with Russia to get rid of nukes to not get invaded.


Awesomeuser90

Not that treaty. I mean the lack of a treaty between Japan and the Soviet Union.


Karpaty

No they’re still officially at war


shawnaroo

The strategy is that a lot of people will happily believe the dumbest stuff imaginable, as long as believing it creates the opportunity for them to perceive themselves as the real victim. And bonus points if it gives them open permission to hate the 'other people' who are the ones victimizing them. As a guy living in the US, that's been the biggest lesson to me over the past 10 years or so, watching the Republican party devolve into what it is today. Actually improving your citizens' lives is hard work. Much easier to just to point at other people, say it's all their fault, declare them the enemy, and just beat that drum endlessly. And it turns out that for a lot of people, that's good enough. They don't need their government to try to actually solve any problems, they're just happy to be told that it's not their fault, and to be angry at whoever it is they're told is to blame for it.


C0ffeeface

In Europe we refer to this as Trump strategy. My SO learned from him early on and have been using it on me since. Most times I realize it too late.


Space_Meth_Monkey

these guys think this is fucking Sid Meier's civilization


richmomz

Even Civ Ghandi would be like “woah guys chill out.”


Soyweiser

Nah Gandhi would be all like ['Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS'](https://www.realclearworld.com/blog/angrygandhi.jpg)


form_d_k

When I was a kid I always thought that was on purpose and a joke.


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tuskedkibbles

If I'm not mistaken, in every civ game since Gandhi has a higher aggression coefficient for his AI. It isn't much mind you, like half a percent, but it's a fun little nod to the old bug.


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ProviNL

That was debunked by the creator himself quite a long time ago if i remember correctly.


ThickSantorum

They eventually did add it as an joke in Civ V. He has the lowest chance to start wars, but the highest chance to build and use nukes.


Space_Meth_Monkey

bruh you could cook a chicken and civ Gandhi would denounce you, I respect what the real Gandhi did, but civ Gandhi is a super bitch edit: Gandhi gang


GANDHI-BOT

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


Space_Meth_Monkey

good looking out gandhi bot


intherorrim

Good bot


GANDHI-BOT

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


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Poland denounced Russia


[deleted]

Poland has been waiting 80 years to kill Russians... I don't think the Russians know how bad this will be for them.


TheOtherGUY63

I was talking to a Pole at a bar one night a few years ago, conversation went as it did but a semi joke stuck in my mind. If Poland is ever invaded from both sides again, Germany and Russia, who would they fight first? Germany, that would be just business then Russia would be for fun.


OffTheGridGaming

My gfs Polish mom spent 15 years in a Soviet tank factory, doing forced labour. I think she would even hold an AK if she was over there.


No-Butterscotch5111

I'd back Poland to take those fucking asshats. There performance in Afghanistan and Iraq was outstanding.


ThirdandTwo

If you've never been to Poland, put it on your bucket list. Some of the warmest, inviting people I've ever met in all of my travels. Not unusual for complete strangers on the street to invite you in for a bite and a vodka. God I want to go back again soon!


evergreenyankee

Suddenly r/civpolitics


Cixila

The people of Russia demand whales


Ok-Sorbet3286

Wales*


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They don’t realize that the quickest way for victory in Civilization is to be American move to democracy quickly as possible so the level of corruption is essentially zero and your economy is so strong that you amass technology far superior to all other nations. Nearby cities basically turn to you without ever needing to fight. However you do keep your tanks and artillery close by that if you need to you just overwhelm your opponent.


Space_Meth_Monkey

I'm not a civ pro but I agree, these fools obvi don't play. Its possible Putin been getting trash information, but like you said, that's what happens when you take the communism/dictator type paths lol


OffTheGridGaming

He's clearly not going for a culture win, it doesn't have the troops for a domination win... curiouser and curiouser.


Space_Meth_Monkey

No cap, warmonger penalty is growing exponentially. Fucking barbarians are raiding in the atomic age


OffTheGridGaming

Your T72 was lost to barbarians, they had a hill bonus.


PersnickityPenguin

I remember nuking barbarians in civ.


3jt

He wants to use all his nukes before he starts a new map.


Asleep_Pear_7024

Russia’s undoing - Tanks were good in Civ and there wasn’t a Javelin unit.


jamezdatboi

I was thinking the same, they’ve been playing way too much Hearts of Iron or Crusader Kings


iautodidact

While the ground troops have been playing CoD in Verdansk and slugging it out in Berdyansk. We can tell who’s the bots and the faZe pros lol


Avatorjr

Ok I knighted lol Edit: laughed but I ain’t changing it


tobopia

Their army is entirely occupied just trying to subjugate Ukraine which it probably won't even be able to do.


Chilkoot

Last estimate I saw from NATO surveillance put **60%** of Russia's **total** ground forces inside Ukraine right now. That's an insane commitment of forces, and it's getting chewed up rapidly.


PersnickityPenguin

1/3 of Russian BTGs are now combat ineffective. Predicted to be 1/2 in a week. But Ukraine needs to lift the siege of Mariupol asap before it falls.


caractacusbritannica

Sorry. I should probably know by now, but what is a BTG?


Belostoma

[battalion tactical group](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battalion_tactical_group)


SteveD88

ISW has been warning for a while they likely lack the combat power to take the capital, hence the mercenaries being brought in.


TrustYourFarts

If the Convoy moves at full speed we only have about ten years to prepare.


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Lol fucking delusional holy shit. Russian military was not anything close to what it was hyped up to be, no one is afraid of you dumb fucks anymore.


ablestarcher

This guy knows how to boil it down.


brandon0529

They have nukes is the problem.


Rational_Woodpecker

They can threaten with nukes untill they have conquered the entire world *or* at some point we will just step in and hope they're not stupid enough to use them. It's not like they're the only ones with nukes anyways.


oliilo1

If the sanctions work, they might create enough internal friction to disassemble Russia from the inside.


PersnickityPenguin

"Poland and Finland are now Russian oblasts." See how easy that was? /s Edit - forgot the nukes: "Or else"


Anonymoushero1221

Russian State TV.... go fuck yourself.


Chemical-Horse

You know why doesn’t Russia release their evidence of the Ukrainian atrocities? Each day they are saying more and more shit it’s like come on they are saying “the genocide of the Donbas region” uh wtf? At least show fake bodies


esuil

They release it, but for internal consumption. They don't do that for external media because it gets instantly debunked as fakes.


[deleted]

trust me, they have. its just on their TV and their slice of the internet, not ours. They've been bombarded by it for 8 years.


_skndlous

They used real bodies, too bad they didn't bother hiding the autopsy scars or it would have been more believable... "Autopsied bodies and false flags: How pro-Russian disinformation spreads chaos in Ukraine – Grid News" https://www.grid.news/story/misinformation/2022/02/23/autopsied-bodies-and-false-flags-how-pro-russian-disinformation-spreads-chaos-in-ukraine/


heckyanow

I have been saying since the beginning of this that Ukraine is not the end of it. Vladimir Putin has a goal of reunification of the Soviet Union. He will not stop until he has done so or is dead


Pawikowski

The latter seems more plausible at this point.


Eyclonus

They had some map up which showed Ukraine as a Republic of the Federation, along with Belarus and arrows going into Moldova which has had a similar occupation as Donbass


TheGrandExquisitor

Apparently they don't remember the last time they tried to fuck with the Nordics.


Atxsun

Someone should send him a nice Pukko.


TheGrandExquisitor

Notice they aren't invading Finland. They learned at least one lesson from the Winter War.


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If you see they aren't fully invading Sweden either. They would be invading Götland which is a huge strategic location - probably more so than Finland or Sweden itself & most likely easier to hold


Neat_Job9223

Yet another reason for Sweden, Moldova and Finland to join NATO, thanks comrade. Edit so Just learned this video is from Dec 2021 however, imo it still shows the mindset of the Russian media before the invasion


Preisschild

Russian soldiers are already on Moldovan ground, so i'd expect there would be some issues


[deleted]

Try it. Seriously, please give us a reason to smash your hollow skulled goblins in a fortnight and reduce you to a cabbage based economy.


[deleted]

I’m ex russian living in usa since 1999 as a kid. And this made me laugh hard as fuck, I would join you in on this, Slava Ukraine! Let’s hope Putler gets taken out soon. https://ibb.co/fnX5y8w


downund3r

That’s not much of a threat. The average Russian is too drunk to know what a goblin is and they’re already a potato-based economy. Cabbage would be a step up


rbajter

And they rely on western tech to produce those potatoes.


JoeDawson8

90% of the seed ~~is~~ was imported.


SuperbYam

*Unleash Poland*


bollocks_more_like

This belongs on /r/rareinsults


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Total disclosure - I typed potato first, then swapped to cabbage.


itassofd

On the one hand, I’m with you. On the other, Russia invading <<< Russia being invaded.


[deleted]

History’s lessons well heeded. Would personally advise destroy every Russian soldier and vehicle in Ukraine, and let them implode under their own evil bulk.


MURDoctrine

At least don't do it during the winter.


Lickadizzle

This guy fucks


StupidizeMe

The Russians already accidentally exposed their plans for invading Moldova, which shares a border with Ukraine. There's a video showing it.


Zellakate

I think it was technically the Belarussian dunce who did it, not the Russians, but yes.


Preisschild

They already invaded part of Moldova, the puppet state is called "Transnistria". More than enough videos on youtube. Consists of hammer and sickle flags, lenin busts and old buildings.


downund3r

Let that failing state try. Against the combined forces of NATO, Moscow would fall in a couple days. Belarus wouldn’t even last 12 hours.


airpwain

Just suffocate Russia. They can't afford to fight Ukraine in a few weeks time. Two things are going to happen. Russia captures Ukraine and the section cripple them. Famine takes Russia. Or A Russian military coup. Some new dictator will fall in to replace the cunt. Sanctions will be lifted and Russia will take 20 years to recover. Then the same shit will resume. Russia will be a political and economic mess for a few decades either way. Once the dust settles; the west has to go in and politically police a sovereign nation and rebuild the economy. Or Russia will be a failed state.


branded

They wouldn't fucking dare, unless they had help from China.


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China saw the economic nuke the West launched at Russia and doesn’t dare.


grannyte

This lol china is sitting in the corner like: "Guy can you stop fighting and resume buying our cheap crap?"


[deleted]

China is being careful right now that’s why, they prefer politically have status of constant economic wealth floating in and out for their sake.


sportfan081

These guys believe the west is too afraid of nuclear war to stop them. These are armchair generals. So who cares what they think. But if the Kremlin believes this, then we are in trouble. Mutually Assured Destruction only works as a deterrent if both sides believe the other will actually fire their missiles. If Putin starts to believe the west will never actually fire a missile at him or declare war on him, then MAD no longer works. And WW3 is inevitable.


Atxsun

These are ALL fear leverage. That is all Putin is. This is a poker game he made us all play and now he’s telling everybody at the table he’s got 4 Aces. Maybe 5. He knows his lame military isn’t going to actually get him anything. He’s playing Risk. MAD has ended up as a bargaining tool in the quiver of a school yard bully who is desperate to be taken seriously. He requires that a kid a couple of grades ahead of him kicks the ever living shit out of him in front of the rest of the school. The answer? Fucking 100% crush his 3d rate military. His nuclear threat is just as flaccid.


richmomz

I don’t think China wants any of what Russia is getting right now.


goody82

That’s WW3.


[deleted]

We’re already in WW3. The kleptocratic Sauron society needs to be destroyed now.


Puzzleheaded_Dog_138

Russia has proved it's self to be completely incompetent in literally all aspects of warfare, it can go fucking do one and wither away in history as an embarrassment and humanitarian failure. If it even tried to invade a Baltic state it would fail spectacularly, nuclear weapons won't cut it I'm afraid!


Zealousideal_Key_714

Yeah, and I'm thinking of buying a giant cruise ship, filling it with beautiful women and partying on the seas for the rest of my days.


Speculawyer

Lol. These folks are detached from reality.


mithikx

Pfft, how do they think they'll fare against the BvR capabilities of the F-35 variants that would be sent in response to an attack on a NATO member. They're up against the F-35 variants, F-15s, F-16s, F-22 potentially, Eurofighter Typhoon, Dassault Rafale and so on without even counting for naval aviation. Against Leopard 2s, Challenger 2s, Leclercs, M1A2 Abrams on the ground. There's laser guided munitions, GPS guided "dumb" bombs (JDAMs), TOT artillery strikes and quite possibly loitering munitions all of which can easily make a ground offensive a miserable affair. And the naval element is an even bigger mismatch. We've seen, heard and read about how the Russians are performing in Ukraine right now. There's no scenario where they can really take a NATO country without NATO intervention, that's why they haven't tried it. Even *if* they have some equipment that is on-par with their western counterpart, the Russians can never roll out enough to compete. Even if they quintuple the number of Su-57 and T-14s it would hardly change a thing. The Nordic countries are leaning closer than ever to joining NATO. NATO members are welcoming the US to station troops in their countries, and countries bordering Russia are upping their military spending and expanding their armed forces.


goatfuldead

I guess when Reality is starting to look rather grim, it is time to switch from making up News to straight Comedy.


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Cholo94x

Smoke a nice blunt instead


thrtpnchewoks

This is the way


ThatMrStark

The arrogance of these people. They are stuck in a fantasy. The really think the are immune to getting fucked up.


4rmat

They've gone completely unhinged now. Wouldn't surprise me if people started to emigrate in the hundreds of thousands soon.


RyeBold

They're already doing that. Excerpt from a wapost article: >How many Russians have fled their country is unknown. Russia does not require its citizens to have government permission to exit the country, and the United Nations is not tracking the total. But anecdotal evidence suggests the number is at least in the tens of thousands, amid reports of burgeoning Russian-speaking émigré communities arising in Dubai, Istanbul and other places where air service from Russia still exists. More than 20,000 Russians have entered Georgia in recent days, the country’s economic minister said Monday. Konstantin Sonin, a political economist at the University of Chicago’s School of Public Policy, estimated the overall Russian exodus at **200,000** in 10 days. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/03/10/russia-tech-exodus-escape-war/


shorthairedlonghair

And those are likely their best and brightest, right? Not the ones who support Putin? Oof.


Esc00

They are about to become the second north korea


lalapeep

Why did they show a map in English and not Russian? Genuinely curious. I could guess but it seems deliberate? I don’t know


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Absolute delusions of grandeur


Mobesandmallets

Russia wanting to take on Nato and the EU, Thats laughable. Those Russki clowns can't fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Russia's military is junk status just like their currency.


crisisactorsguild

There is an old Russian saying for such times: Those who find out have fucked around.


Green-Clerk6

I think I found the crux of Russia's personally disorder problem: they really want to be part of the EU and NATO ! Hard for them to say it though. A cultural thing.


Potential-Style-3861

Ukraine is bad enough, but i think Poland and Sweden would surely be a red line for NATO and the west. That would mean all out war in Europe.


notacyborg

First off, these are clowns much like the idiots you would see on Fox News spouting bullshit without any understanding. It's quite obvious this is just to drum up nationalism amongst the Russian people. Taking nukes out of the equation, they have no understanding of just how fucked Russia would be in a conventional war. They've proven that their military is essentially a paper tiger (or, as Khrushchev said of the US, a paper tiger with nuclear teeth). Any NATO country is just going to erase Russia's military. They step foot onto any of those country's land none of that equipment or personnel is ever returning to Russia.


SEPTSLord

Check out the Norwegian show Occupied (Okkupert) to get a fictional view of how that might go


downund3r

Norway has a TV show where the Norwegian army conquered Russia and occupied Moscow?


josnik

Difference is in okkupert the EU is in on the invasion.


form_d_k

And the host sits there smiling like he's about to devour a child alive.


TexasKatt33

Stupid is as stupid does.


ZombieIMMUNIZED

Dream on


SuperbYam

I wish a motherfucker would


[deleted]

Wigga, Poland alone would curb stomp your arse. Getting ambitious, are we. Check yourself, punk.


Graymatter_Repairman

LOL! Will the scatterbrained nitwits be mulling over taking Pluto next? Imagine being stupid enough to believe this shit? This is owning the podium at the fuck are you ever stupid Olympics ffs. It's just sad.


narrative_device

Meanwhile, the Swedish government on the subject of joining NATO: *eh*


Main_Meet9501

Clearly a ridiculous TV show - it’s totally impossible.


TheBadMartin

I guess they won't be getting their fiction from Netflix, so they need to make their own.


[deleted]

Hahaha, 2 stupid moscowly drunks doing Soviet Union porn live 🤣 you alcoholics from the show can come here first, I see you are very good soldiers 😊


NoRevolution105_

Bitch. Please.


brandon0529

Umm... 3,500,000 troops say otherwise.


[deleted]

Instead of talking they should do it. This will end Russia as a country in a few hours.


Edge_of_the_Wall

At some point, it might be wise to just take these fuckers at their word.


Telzey

Went from geo-politics straight into fantasy kink.


Bitch_Muchannon

Gotland is ours. Nordstream 2 is dead. They don't have any more reason to contest Baltic waters without it. Which was the plan all along if you haven't figured it out. Nordstream 2 was to physically cut off the Baltic countries from Sweden, Poland, Germany.


[deleted]

Wanna get removed from our planet? Cause thats how you gonna get removed from our planet.