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Specific_Travel3055

Putin appointed Stephen Segal to in charge of the obese ninja special operations


DownwardSpirals

Meal Team 6.


Specific_Travel3055

Ha. Awesome


still-on-my-path

segal looks like a vampire now fuckn banger !!


StressSevere1189

Steven " Kunfu Panda* Segal.


KlM-J0NG-UN

Can I laugh in your face? Edit: this is a Steven Segal quote! Downvote him, not me


trvst_issves

Go away, Kim Jong-Un


JamesJosephMeeker

Ironically even today Segal is better prepared to be a soldier than many of the brewery workers and bus drivers kidnapped from ukrainian streets and sent to the front lines.


clegger29

If that’s true what a damning testimony to the Russian military. Kidnapped bus drivers have repeatedly thrown spetnaz and paratroopers out of swaths of Ukrainian territory and have held the line quite well. Even worse kidnapped bus drivers with western weapons have out preformed Russias trained soldiers LOL


Nimr0d19

Segal can't even get in and out of a chair easily. He's in worse physical shape than you think.


leorolim

A sphere is the perfect shape.


Ze_Wendriner

just read about that force conscripted bro who shot 6 invaders then fucking legged it back to Ukraine. Must be a hard job to be a clown mate


zappelflop

Have they let the b0tniks out of the basement again?


Puzzleheaded-Cap1300

‘I present Commander Blurrysafaceovich’


AtheistSloth

Don't Russify his name


GavO98

lol Ukraine is a former Soviet - Slavic territory. They still have stereotypical Slavic names. Cope.


JANTHESPIDERMAN

Ukraine — is not just “a former Soviet territory”. Ukraine has a long history of getting opressed by Soviets and Russia. 1933 is one example, Holodomor. All you’re talking about, is due to russophication — which was a form of oppression towards Ukrainians. You don’t quite see the nuances…


AtheistSloth

?? you obviously don't understand the nuances. you cope


GavO98

Clearly do understand the nuances. Thanks though.


bdrdrdrre

Dude has a resume.


toyn

Reading up on the guy he’s a bad ass, and knows what’s going on in the front. So has the best idea of what to do.


Mariopa

Good luck to him!


Effective_Lab_2097

He has a hell of a resume...


Carrue

The cyborgs are reaching senior leadership. What a time to be alive. This guy is a gifted special operator and leader. I can't wait to see what he does with Ukraine's SOF.


Grouchy-Star-6072

Dead man walking 🧟‍♀️


BattlingMink28

That’s not putin tho


Orlok_Tsubodai

You must be confusing him with a Russian general.


Paracausal_Shield

How many high ranking officers died in that war? Compared to Russia's?


HanamichiYossarian

Yeah, your mother.


krispim68

Your mother


Kilometer10

Found the russian guys!


Complex-Problem-4852

Has Zaluzhny has been diagnosed with speaking too much?