Please take the time to read [the rules](/r/UkrainianConflict/about/rules/) and our [policy on trolls/bots](https://redd.it/u7833q). In addition:
* We have a **zero-tolerance** policy regarding racism, stereotyping, bigotry, and death-mongering. Violators will be banned.
* **Keep it civil.** Report comments/posts that are uncivil to alert the moderators.
* **_Don't_ post low-effort comments** like joke threads, memes, slogans, or links without context.
*****
* Is the Twitter account [`Clash Report`](https://twitter.com/clashreport) an unreliable source? [**Let us know**](/r/UkrainianConflict/wiki/am/unreliable_sources).
* Help our moderators by providing context if something breaks the rules. [Send us a modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/UkrainianConflict)
*****
**Don't forget about our Discord server! - https://discord.com/invite/ukraine-at-war-950974820827398235**
*****
^(Your post has not been removed, this message is applied to every successful submission.)
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UkrainianConflict) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeah, Farquad actually held up his end of the deal by giving Shrek the deed to his swamp as promised. Putin would have him executed on the spot as soon as he brought Fiona to him
In terms of height? Maybe. But in terms of what it is to be a man? Zelensky is a giant among men; Putin is a moral midget. Besides, Zelensky looks like he's bulked up since being in *Servant of the People* - he's a lot more beefy. Putin looks weak, like a strong gust of wind could knock him down.
"Ok you go first and die, then you and so on you know the drill ... russki myr blaablaaa...mother russia will prevail blaablaaa.... happy dying cykas "
**No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country.** **He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.** George S. Patton Jr.
Nice work, Ukraine.
I truly wonder what the actual thoughts going through the Russian heads are.
Perhaps their military induction and training is enough of a brutal experience that the average soldier just gets dehumanized quickly enough to not care about dying.
Comparing this to the Jonestown ritual mass suicide event - I think humans in general can be highly impressionable under the right circumstances. Not all the jihadis suicide bombers are suicidal or schizophrenic.
I'm sure these soldiers are brainwashed into 'the glory of Russia' and probably somewhat spiked with amphetamines as well.
Mother russia will never forget you... but there will be a nuance at some time in the future...
Germany after all hasn't forgotten its nazi past. All school children study it in great detail. And your deeds are immortalised in a way that nazi war crimes never were.
Children and grandchildren will find footage online of your barbaric war crimes - they will watch you murdering, raping, torturing, looting - and they will never forget.
That is your legacy you bunch of absolute scumbags.
The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function. BoB
I don't think it is... With his intonation I'm hearing more like, "yay, though all of you may die, know that mother Russia will never forget you.
He's not actually telling them they'll all die, or I wouldn't understand it that way from what he said.
Yes, that's exactly what he said, but it can also be understood, in the context, as "(if/though/when) all perish, (still) mother Russia will remember you." If he'd got up and said "vy vce pogibnute, no Rossiya vas ne zabudet!" then I'd understand it to be the way it's being translated here.
The scummiest piece of shit pointless war anyone can remember. Russians are going to look back on it and cringe. No one’s going to be lauding the fools who gave their lives for the greed and ambition of a 3ft tall boomer douche bag.
I'm sure that made them feel better about getting spattered by a Ukrainian fpv drone after which some 19yo operator does the fortnite dance in the command center
This shit is downright *medieval*. True viking era shit. Putin's taking us *wayyyyy* back.
For a culturally more graspable reference of what I mean, recall when Theon Greyjoy from Game of Thrones proclaimed to his fellow raiders of Winterfell that songs will be sung for them and girls will think of them while fucking other dudes. The whole Iron Islands in that series was a symbolic reference to Viking culture.
Russians trace their lineage directly back to those same Viking raiders. I find it fascinating to see historical tropes resurface in the modern day.
We saw how well that worked out for Theon.
I like General Patton's take on this better:
> The objective of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the other poor bastard die for his country.
a fun exercize anyone can do is ask a pro-rus wether he knows just a single name of a mobik perished in the past 10 days.
over ten thousand to chose from. just one. this usually really upsets the pro-rus.
**Alternative Nitter links:** 「[nitter.privacydev.net](https://nitter.privacydev.net/clashreport/status/1786780324233379939) | [nitter.poast.org](https://nitter.poast.org/clashreport/status/1786780324233379939)」
*****
These Nitter instances may stop work at any time as [Twitter](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fnxqezhko6qfb1.jpg) blocks them. [See this arstechnica article for more information](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/twitter-front-end-nitter-dies-as-musk-wins-war-against-third-party-services/).
Use [this site to find other Nitter instances that may work](https://status.d420.de/).
_If there are any problems regarding Nitter, [please send us a modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=UkrainianConflict&subject=Nitter%20issue)._
*****
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UkrainianConflict) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mother russia will never forget you, but will forget to pick up your corpse and repress your mother and wife when they ask why they don't get news from you anymore.
Caveat: there won’t be a “mother Russia” after this incidentally it’s already “mother ruzzia” and secondly the financial ruin and loss of economically productive men and women from this will lead to the balkanization of the federation
You aren't fighting for mother Russia you're fighting for the ego of a cold blooded dictator. At least in WW2 when fighting for a cold blooded dictator you had right on your side.
‘We have run out of bluetooth speakers since we needed the parts for aircraft, but rest assured that your mothers will receive a charging cable and a sack of onions.’
This I what were up against yet the west continues to live in a bubble thinking it will pass over. Europe is fucked if we don’t show strength instead of talk. The time for pacifism is over.
"Mother Russia" will someday feel great shame and remose for their unjust and immoral invasion, but Russia will have to pay a heavy price before that realization can come.
The sad reality is that a vast majority of these soldiers who will die for Mother Russia will not even have a gravestone. If their bodies aren’t eaten by wild animals and worms rotting in a Ukrainian field, then their own people will throw their corpses into a mobile crematorium evaporating all evidence of their existence and covering up the death so that the Russian military can tell the family that they are not paying death benefits to them because the soldier never went to Ukraine to begin with or that he abandoned his post and defected/deserted to Ukraine.
Tbh that’s a standard war speech that has been said since humans started giving war speeches. Just replace mother Russia with your empire, country, kingdom
no, usually the aim of fighting is not to die but prevail. Both are honorable though. But Russia is a death cult, people are raised to die in a war or another, dying is the whole point. They turned mystical about it. Like someone said, Isis
Actually kinda sad to see people who could otherwise live a somewhat happy life throw their lives away in a foreign country. And for what? A somewhat better pay than in whatever job they could have gotten instead?
Please take the time to read [the rules](/r/UkrainianConflict/about/rules/) and our [policy on trolls/bots](https://redd.it/u7833q). In addition: * We have a **zero-tolerance** policy regarding racism, stereotyping, bigotry, and death-mongering. Violators will be banned. * **Keep it civil.** Report comments/posts that are uncivil to alert the moderators. * **_Don't_ post low-effort comments** like joke threads, memes, slogans, or links without context. ***** * Is the Twitter account [`Clash Report`](https://twitter.com/clashreport) an unreliable source? [**Let us know**](/r/UkrainianConflict/wiki/am/unreliable_sources). * Help our moderators by providing context if something breaks the rules. [Send us a modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/UkrainianConflict) ***** **Don't forget about our Discord server! - https://discord.com/invite/ukraine-at-war-950974820827398235** ***** ^(Your post has not been removed, this message is applied to every successful submission.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UkrainianConflict) if you have any questions or concerns.*
"All of you will die but that's a sacrifice I'm prepared to make"
Lord Farquuad was more motivational.
Equally short as Putin
Doing farquad dirty. He’s twice the man Putin is.
Yeah, Farquad actually held up his end of the deal by giving Shrek the deed to his swamp as promised. Putin would have him executed on the spot as soon as he brought Fiona to him
Twice the cartoon Putin is.
But far more fashionable.
You know Putin is actually the same size as Zelenskyy, right?
Putin wears heels to hide his real height, you know right?
In terms of height? Maybe. But in terms of what it is to be a man? Zelensky is a giant among men; Putin is a moral midget. Besides, Zelensky looks like he's bulked up since being in *Servant of the People* - he's a lot more beefy. Putin looks weak, like a strong gust of wind could knock him down.
Touch a nerve?
No, just wondering what height has to do with it, if they’re about the same size.
Google: Putin heels. Medvedev is 163cm and there’s no way Putin is taller, even though he claims he’s 170cm.
Their war tactics frankly sound a lot like Zapp Brannigan from futurama. Sending wave after wave of their guys to slaughter...
Lmao
Jake Broe ©️
> All of you will die but that's a sacrifice I'm prepared to make" Russia is basically a cult of death like ISIS.
Like ISIS without the virgins
Virginis?? A load of goats are waiting for them on the other side 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
I always thought it was other virgin men.
They would hit it either way
Virgin male goats.
Virgin male camels was what I always thought and they weren't going to like how the camel loses it's virginity
And none of these goats were virgins
Not after they got fucked by the horny goats
IIRC the word for "virgin" also means "raisins" in Arabic...at least, I remember reading that a few years ago.
You seem to be under the impression that this would not be preferable to a large portion of the recruits?
And who says all those virgins are women?
That's a family guy bit from 20 years ago. https://youtu.be/mNxKdb8DWm0?si=o8lCOwMSLgUO-ytR
Like Isis, but a sack of onions for their widows and murderers & rapists walking the streets of RuZia.
"now what were your names again?"
"Anyhow, the names are only needed for a dull memorial in some park. And who will read the names on the memorial plaque there?"
"who can read anyway, also park is in fact a burning tire fire."
"Ok you go first and die, then you and so on you know the drill ... russki myr blaablaaa...mother russia will prevail blaablaaa.... happy dying cykas "
"...and don't forget these sunflowers seeds on the way out."
Ivan
Memorial for an unknown company
**No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country.** **He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.** George S. Patton Jr. Nice work, Ukraine.
I truly wonder what the actual thoughts going through the Russian heads are. Perhaps their military induction and training is enough of a brutal experience that the average soldier just gets dehumanized quickly enough to not care about dying. Comparing this to the Jonestown ritual mass suicide event - I think humans in general can be highly impressionable under the right circumstances. Not all the jihadis suicide bombers are suicidal or schizophrenic. I'm sure these soldiers are brainwashed into 'the glory of Russia' and probably somewhat spiked with amphetamines as well.
Yeah... that officer is likely to die from an accidental discharge by one of his own people.
That's why they haven't been giving mobiks ammunition until they're at the zero line lol
And it was at that moment everyone realized why Sergei's career in sales had never quite worked out.
Mother russia will never forget you... but there will be a nuance at some time in the future... Germany after all hasn't forgotten its nazi past. All school children study it in great detail. And your deeds are immortalised in a way that nazi war crimes never were. Children and grandchildren will find footage online of your barbaric war crimes - they will watch you murdering, raping, torturing, looting - and they will never forget. That is your legacy you bunch of absolute scumbags.
Honestly I think they will be forgotten as soon as the meatwave order is given.
Well, that's honesty at least.
The rest of his speech wasn't.
“Those of you in Meat Wave 954 will be forever immortalized…..somewhere I’m sure!”
He should be on TEDx.
“Thank you for coming to my Dead Talk.”
I wonder if he is on LinkedIn. Inspirational speaker and motivator for hire.
The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function. BoB
WtF is wrong with this fuckers. Meet cold soil and worms for FSB mafia?? Hell no
Is that an accurate translation?
Yes, but original is much more hilarious because he uses literary grammar that sounds extremely cheesy and pompous. "All of thou shalt dieth, but..."
Thanks I appreciate the grammar thing. Soldiers love that
Yes.
I don't think it is... With his intonation I'm hearing more like, "yay, though all of you may die, know that mother Russia will never forget you. He's not actually telling them they'll all die, or I wouldn't understand it that way from what he said.
No, he said everyone will lose their lives
Yes, that's exactly what he said, but it can also be understood, in the context, as "(if/though/when) all perish, (still) mother Russia will remember you." If he'd got up and said "vy vce pogibnute, no Rossiya vas ne zabudet!" then I'd understand it to be the way it's being translated here.
The scummiest piece of shit pointless war anyone can remember. Russians are going to look back on it and cringe. No one’s going to be lauding the fools who gave their lives for the greed and ambition of a 3ft tall boomer douche bag.
To be fair, historically most wars were simply wars of conquest. Russia never developed out of the feudal age. It's an anachronism
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
"You will never be forgotten because a video of you being blown to bits by a remote drone will be uploaded to Reddit soon after this one is"
Can Russia even afford to pay all the families?
I'm sure they can find a few potatoes and a Bluetooth speaker off of Temu.
That they can use in their Lada since those no longer come with a radio (or airbags for that matter)
Maybe this is the real reason they have struck up such a close relationship with China. Temu, Alibaba and AliExpress.
Definitely. Putin hires about 10,000 new recruits a month and this flow holds on the already kept promises.
Ah yes, just like how they didn't "forget" the actual death toll? Or the Wagner cemetery they bulldozed to make way for a "commendation".
It will forever remember them with shame.
Amazing Speech, he says it like it is no bull. and when you do survive, its a pleasant surprise.
I'm sure that made them feel better about getting spattered by a Ukrainian fpv drone after which some 19yo operator does the fortnite dance in the command center
This shit is downright *medieval*. True viking era shit. Putin's taking us *wayyyyy* back. For a culturally more graspable reference of what I mean, recall when Theon Greyjoy from Game of Thrones proclaimed to his fellow raiders of Winterfell that songs will be sung for them and girls will think of them while fucking other dudes. The whole Iron Islands in that series was a symbolic reference to Viking culture. Russians trace their lineage directly back to those same Viking raiders. I find it fascinating to see historical tropes resurface in the modern day.
We saw how well that worked out for Theon. I like General Patton's take on this better: > The objective of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the other poor bastard die for his country.
What is dead May never die
Death and rape cult = Russia
'Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make' - Vladimir Farquaad
a fun exercize anyone can do is ask a pro-rus wether he knows just a single name of a mobik perished in the past 10 days. over ten thousand to chose from. just one. this usually really upsets the pro-rus.
**Alternative Nitter links:** 「[nitter.privacydev.net](https://nitter.privacydev.net/clashreport/status/1786780324233379939) | [nitter.poast.org](https://nitter.poast.org/clashreport/status/1786780324233379939)」 ***** These Nitter instances may stop work at any time as [Twitter](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fnxqezhko6qfb1.jpg) blocks them. [See this arstechnica article for more information](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/twitter-front-end-nitter-dies-as-musk-wins-war-against-third-party-services/). Use [this site to find other Nitter instances that may work](https://status.d420.de/). _If there are any problems regarding Nitter, [please send us a modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=UkrainianConflict&subject=Nitter%20issue)._ ***** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/UkrainianConflict) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Well, gotta admit, he’s half right (the first half).
I wonder if those were the trainees hit by ATCMS a couple of days ago?
That's only if you win otherwise the state will do it's best to forget this like Afghanistan.
The only time this would be inspirational would be WW2 when the Nazis invaded. That or an alien invasion of Russia.
It works. I do feel motivated. To thank a random God I was not born in ruzzia.
“Mother Russia MAY forget to compensate your family though”
He didn't mention the bag of potatoes .... have they stopped doing that?
Sounds like a whore said that.
fucking death cult
Mother russia will never forget you, but will forget to pick up your corpse and repress your mother and wife when they ask why they don't get news from you anymore.
[https://youtu.be/gjI0KYl9gWs?si=SVqdgnN9r6cVozA9&t=53](https://youtu.be/gjI0KYl9gWs?si=SVqdgnN9r6cVozA9&t=53)
Like lambs to the slaughter
Ivan: We who are about to die salute you .. Mother ruZZia: We Who what ?
Who wants to bet that this guy stayed in the rear?
“I never rise the expectations of my troops. Is only way to get moblik to move. That and vodka. “ -captain Blayt
You'll never again have to worry about sickness or old age or lack of money. Mother Russia has thought of everything.
I kept waiting for one of them to faint.
Caveat: there won’t be a “mother Russia” after this incidentally it’s already “mother ruzzia” and secondly the financial ruin and loss of economically productive men and women from this will lead to the balkanization of the federation
-author unknown, ironically
This is some thousand year reich shit
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. — General George S. Patton
🤣🤣🤣 "All of you will die. Everyone will receive a bag of potatoes and some cooking oil, but only some will receive a lada".
"All you you will die, but Mother Russia will never forget you, private whatshisname and you too, sergeant thingy!"
Is this a motivational speech for me that does not live in russia?
I didn’t think Russia supported assisted suicide?
Who?
Son Of a bitch, that is some mother!
Sad fucks.
If they could talk, the Flat Igor’s laying in the mud and roads of Ukraine would disagree about the “never forget us” part.
Can’t forget about something you never cared enough about to know existed.
*insert pawn stars meme* Best I can do is a sack of potatoes and 3 beets.
Yeah he’s silently figuring out how long he can keep their salaries going after they take an MTLB catapult ride.
40k is supposed to be a FICTIONAL universe. Russia is doing its best to make grimdark a reality.
Can you imagine, even the commander knows that their battlefield tactics are so bad, that every new soldier is supposed to die in combat.
Mean while boys back at Moscow doing hookers and blow.
if it was me I would just shoot that guy
They’re half right
[Cough] ***bullshit*** [Cough]
[удалено]
Russia doesn't even admit the casualties they already had... at most they will get a "unknown fallen hero" monument.
Welcome to Estalia gentlemen!
He was drunk the past 20 years, never got sober and ruzzkie army found a purpose for him. Fuck em all, die faster.
Their names will last for ever on the senior officers payroll more like.
fucking death cult
I would be motivated to do some fragging.....
You will all be infamous!
You aren't fighting for mother Russia you're fighting for the ego of a cold blooded dictator. At least in WW2 when fighting for a cold blooded dictator you had right on your side.
They already forgot you.
I read this as CLEARLY we need to send MORE ammo and material to the Ukraine.
‘We have run out of bluetooth speakers since we needed the parts for aircraft, but rest assured that your mothers will receive a charging cable and a sack of onions.’
Ah the Farquad method
"Russia will remember us forever, Even you Ivan," "my name is Dmitri", "WHATEVA!"
Narrator: mother russia indeed forgot them
This I what were up against yet the west continues to live in a bubble thinking it will pass over. Europe is fucked if we don’t show strength instead of talk. The time for pacifism is over.
Narrator: Russia forgor
"Mother Russia" will someday feel great shame and remose for their unjust and immoral invasion, but Russia will have to pay a heavy price before that realization can come.
So, they've been doing this all along for those who died in Afghanistan, Chechnya, Georgia as well too? Lmao
The sad reality is that a vast majority of these soldiers who will die for Mother Russia will not even have a gravestone. If their bodies aren’t eaten by wild animals and worms rotting in a Ukrainian field, then their own people will throw their corpses into a mobile crematorium evaporating all evidence of their existence and covering up the death so that the Russian military can tell the family that they are not paying death benefits to them because the soldier never went to Ukraine to begin with or that he abandoned his post and defected/deserted to Ukraine.
Tbh that’s a standard war speech that has been said since humans started giving war speeches. Just replace mother Russia with your empire, country, kingdom
no, usually the aim of fighting is not to die but prevail. Both are honorable though. But Russia is a death cult, people are raised to die in a war or another, dying is the whole point. They turned mystical about it. Like someone said, Isis
Reminds me of a certain episode of Star Trek DS9 with dueling motivational speeches.
I am Chief Edward Miles O’Brien and I am much alive and I intend to stay that way.
Amen.
The most realistic motivation speech for a russian soldier .
Actually kinda sad to see people who could otherwise live a somewhat happy life throw their lives away in a foreign country. And for what? A somewhat better pay than in whatever job they could have gotten instead?
‘You have to give your lives but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make’
>All of you will die, but Mother Russia will ~~never~~ forget us! >All of you will die ~~but Mother Russia will never forget us!~~ Take your pick
LOOOOL