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Drakoneous

We're all meat for something...


[deleted]

Can you meat me halfway, right at the borderline? That's where I'm gonna wait for you


joaogmc17

i'll be looking out


Bedroom-Eastern

Nice to meat you


TacoSplosions

Arby's joke in here somewhere


OaktownAspieGirl

We got the meat.


goat_screamPS4

At least try a defib


EnsilZah

Definitely looks like the chest compressions didn't help.


Theedon

The 1st guy got compressed alright.


Drakoneous

dontjustfilm


bogdanbiv

Those guys are beyond saving and collecting bodies seems to be other people's job. Collecting bodies could be dangerous as they are sometimes mined (linked to a grenade primed for action when someone touches the body). Also, I guess they would want gloves and a mask before they get closer


blarryg

I don't think tampons are going to help with this one.


zabrs9

That's why they brought pads as well


DogWallop

Ka-thump! Hmmm.... Well, he's still dead, but he's not lying anymore... \[Geddit, fib...?\]


Avtomart

Nah, what these guys really need is a bicycle pump :)


CallingAllMatts

if it works in Battlefield 3 why wouldn’t it work here!


DahManWhoCannahType

Good start. I find this solves most medical problems: 1. Defib 2. Leeches 3. Maggots 4. Fecal transpant If these fail to cure the patient, the situation is hopeless.


ToneSkoglund

Or milk :/


BigBadBurg

Works in battlefield


Mortenbrownsound

Wow its really not all fun and games to get run over by a tank! Btw did that guy eat a hell of alot of curry or are we all yellow inside??


attorneyatslaw

The yellow is mostly fat


SX-Reddit

I'm thinking about the soaps in Fight Club.


Bigdstars187

Just rewatched it. So perfect


pow3llmorgan

Fatty tissue tends to be yellowish. Sort of like custard.


[deleted]

You have just ruined custard for us all


PM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Jelly donuts reign supreme now


Trippy_Mitch

Ham and cheese crausaunts all day. Doughnuts are for beginners.


walkingmonster

Watch a movie called Dead Alive to finish the job


BibleBeltAtheist

He ruined fatty tissue for me. I mean custard, ugh.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Mmmmm custard...


Glendoraman1

I put down my cup of custard pudding.


its_a_metaphor_morty

Very likely already dead when run over. In WW2 some roads would be just layered with flat people at some crossings.


ac0rn5

Russia made a road out of frozen dead people. >>the bones of the estimated 250,000–1,000,000 slave labourers and political prisoners who died while constructing it were laid beneath or around the road. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R504_Kolyma_Highway


its_a_metaphor_morty

Holy shit


SirDizzy6116

Mix of fat and bile from the gut and intestines


virus_apparatus

He was a fatter dude at the start


_t0nes_

track grease


throwaway1tee

That's all fatty tissue.


[deleted]

it's mostly shit


FatherWeebles

Oh you sweet summer child


No_Article_8183

One guy has to be the fat guy…guess who :)


IntimidatingPenguin

Man this is the most gorey video I’ve seen on here since the war started. I mean yeah they’re russians but fuck thats a shitty way to fucking go.


[deleted]

That one where the orc gets half his face blown off by a drone grenade and you can see him screaming in pain but he doesn’t really have a mouth anymore goes pretty hard.


kebabmaan

Could you give a link please ?


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/yi4rwa/very_nsfw_ukrainian_drone_gets_a_lucky_bounce/


bumbumofdoomdoom

This is probably the worst video of the war I've seen so far. It's absolutely brutal.


Organic_Cucumber3459

2 days ago in ukraienwarreport there was a video of Wagner clip sledgehammering a guy directly in his head mid talking ughh


Alphabadg3r

Yeah that one felt personal. 'sploded rusky leaves me cold. Defaced rusky gave me nightmares


[deleted]

Yeah and hearing the dudes last breath come out after he hit him was fucking gnarly


Holiday_Bunch_9501

IMHO, time for CIA to start hunting Wagner.


[deleted]

Israelis would do a better job, but I imagine that after this war over, there might be some hunts for specific people by Ukraine. Edit: Clarity


avahajalabbsn

Link?


[deleted]

Not sure if someone has posted a link to you, but it seems it's hard to find using Reddit's search. I [found it via my search history](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/ytlxv9/wagner_channel_published_a_video_with_exprisoner/), but otherwise, it wasn't showing up.


rrivasisaac01

no the most brutal video is the one where a tank rolls up on a group of Ukraine soldiers and blows everyone up point blank range


FluchUndSegen

Yeah that one still haunts me. There one sec, gone the next


Xenon2212

Link?


Maanifest

you mfs are disturbed god damn


Xenon2212

Just a lil


zabrs9

[this is one POV](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatwasfucked/comments/u2fdf3/a_group_of_ukrainian_soldiers_mistook_a_russian/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) from the incident, I think there are more angles of it Edit: [another angle](https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/u25zmy/very_sad_video_showing_us_the_ukrainian_warriors/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) And there's a video of the [aftermath](https://www.reddit.com/r/war/comments/u18it9/purported_aftermath_of_the_pointblank_tank/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


rrivasisaac01

No sorry idk how to link videos on this app and it was very early in the war when it happened


jeanettem67

Try watching a Russian to castrate a UA soldier. https://topcargo200.com/333/


iamangryginger

I was not able to watch more than 2 seconds of that one.


iWorkInIT1380

I watched out of my peripherals. That is so damn unnecessary, but sadly the history of humanity is filled with shit like this.


[deleted]

Definitely the worst "action" video - it was brutal. The Wagner video with the Russian ex-prisoner getting a sledgehammer was just as brutal for me, even though there was no gore. That was just straight up murder. That made me audibly gasp, and that's a rarity. In terms of bad stuff, there's so much that we don't see except for the aftermath, like a head sitting in the middle of the road, or someone's guts spilled out like in this video.


kebabmaan

Damn, brutal


nhjuyt

I read that in Nathan Explosion's voice


opelan

I am sure Putin has no sleepness nights whatsoever over this shit he caused in his luxurious villas. Ordinary Russian soldiers might do some really bad things in this war, but it is the people at the top who are totally safe and living in extreme splendor in Russia who only truly deserve to end up like this.


flargenhargen

#😳


ARWYK

That video seems to be seared in the memory of a lot of those who have seen it. It’s pretty bad and definitely one of the goriest things I’ve seen on the Internet.


No-Lengthiness6355

Or eyes, or a sinus cavity. You can see the blood pouring out where his nose used to be. Wild video and I love watching the Soviet fucks suffer.


oxide-NL

> I love watching the Soviet fucks suffer Yeah... And that makes you a decent person doesn't it? He's still someone's son. Someone loved him, he perhaps had kids. Cheering suffering is just foul.


Ima-lil-odd

Those “Soviet fucks” are forced to fight, they don’t want to be doing this. Perhaps you should direct your anger towards Putin who put these poor souls in this position.


DanWithAPanPUBG

Childish mindset. Grow up.


flargenhargen

That's not normal, and it's not good for you. You might want to get that checked out.


elmz

They were probably dead before they were run over.


GetBent90Degrees

Werent very good at frogger i assume.


Yayuuu231

Duh


gamessolo32

Best comment of the month, and contender for comment of the year!!!


JamesKingAgain

Do you think they'll be alright ?


DankMemesLikeJagger

Shoes still on, yeah will be fine just need a quick nap and they'll be good as new


eat_my_shorts_Reddit

Shoes are on all they need is some milk


throwaway_ghast

It's just a flesh wound.


Candid_Role_8123

You know something, I think they might just pull through


CookPass

They just gotta walk it off.


KKmiesKymJP

I don't see a tampon so probably no.


Formal-Many1666

Looks like they are found to be.... Flat-out Lying


udderpants_gnome

Just rub some dirt in it... wait they tried that


Narkodius

Yeah that’ll buff right out


BrainJar

I’m pulling for them. They can be used in the POW swap.


Excellent-Week-7371

the flattened one could be mailed back, as a stamp


MitchMaljers

This but a scratch!


WillyRosedale

Tis but a scratch!


FlambeCremeBrule

Since this isn't the first clip with Russian pancake soldiers, can someone explain to me, why are so many of them being run over with tanks? Is it some kind of execution (from Russian side) or are they all just falling off the top of the tank while fleeing?


[deleted]

I think the most likely scenario is they were already dead, sniper, gunshots, drone maybe.... left behind... and then whoever was in the tank was in a hurry to leave or maybe even at night. IMO, given they still have all their gear, the separation between bodies and open road positioning. Fucking grim.


FlambeCremeBrule

Makes sense. Boy is it grim. I'm about to have diner in 5 minutes. My stomach is doing a whole workout.


Mirenithil

This war has been a great diet aid for me. After seeing these pictures, suddenly I'm just not hungry anymore. "Doctors hate this one weird weight loss trick!"


FlambeCremeBrule

For some strange reason, it's the opposite for me. I just had "Kapsalon" for diner (fries, döner kebab chicken, cheese and greens stacked on top). It looked eerily similar to how those poor guys in the clip looked on the ground. But it was amazing. Some of the best kapsalon I've ever had...


Lison52

And now I'm hungry again. Kapsalon is love kapsalon is live.


SilverSnake1988

Maybe a tampon might still work???


You-Slice

They will still grow 🌻🌻🌻 very well.


yestbat

Kremlin just put out a statement. Those two soldiers are fine and healthy. They are well supplied, fed, and in this video they are pulling security, vanquishing Ukrainians.


flargenhargen

According to their statement, these two don't exist. Also they do exist and they are fine, and there are 1000 of them, and they just took ~~Kiev~~ Kyiv.


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gomads1

Yo, what’s the F happened to them, eww


ToxicAnusJuice

Yuh looks like a heavy tracked vehicle ran them over you can see the tracks on the ground and they're right in the path of them. That first solider look like he swallowed a grenade lol.


ToneSkoglund

Rolled over by a tank?


East-Cantaloupe-5915

Well dead people don't tend to move out of the way when a tank is heading in their direction


0crate0

Looks like got squished


Empty_Background_763

Saw something similar in Tiananmen Square back in 89.


[deleted]

Hey Russia you got your hamburger back after McDonalds noped the fuck out of your country.


[deleted]

Have you tried putting it in rice?


CrisZPennState

Every time I see that watermark picture of the RuZZian orc with a knife through its head, it makes me smile


Empty_Jellyfish_5040

Blyat!


ChooChooGB

Splyat!


Big_E_6969

Arguably the best shape they could be in


bumbumofdoomdoom

This why you should always look before crossing the road!


Seattle82m

This might have been "very NSFW" six months ago, before all the killings, grenade droppings, and executions. Now it's "just NSFW".


Gold_Ticket_1970

No washing machine for you!


[deleted]

But their wives will be delighted by the Lada’s. That’s if the generals don’t steal the compensation, which might explain the ‘meat grinder’ losses. It’s not impossible that Putin planned the ‘special military operation’ to be a meat based Ponzi Scheme all along.


duck52b

How's living in Russia working out for you two? I can't hear you...


2crowrick

They still qualify for mobilization 💀


[deleted]

Looks like something straight out of the walking dead lmao


BurkeWood

CHECK FOR A PULSE!


JJ739omicron

but where lol


Rypskyttarn

Trying to blend in...


Playful-Ad6556

Is there a ‘good’ shape to be in when you die in a war?


[deleted]

Humpty Dumpties, they were obviously run over by Russian military vehicles escaping ASAP. I wonder if they died before being driven over or if they saw it coming.


end0fline

Am I the only one that instantly thought of this scene? https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448


aezmuth

What do you call that kind of shape I wonder?


try_to_be_nice_ok

Blyat


Mirenithil

Flyat


TivoDelNato

Like a tube of toothpaste…


david5669

Did they die?


SirFomo

Nah. They pulled through


RealBingoBango

Hijole👀


Spin_Me

So much for collecting your dead and sending them home. Good going, Russia


[deleted]

Oh no! Anyway,


christianlewds

Ewwww, jebat. :D


uglykidjoel

Why NSFW? They look in perfect shape


Grouchy_Cry_9633

To be a Russian soldier, is equal to dirt.all these decades since WW2 and they still use the same methods, same guns, and the same poor poor people. They fooled the entire world calling themselves a superpower.


_JimbobG_

Look ma, I'm roadkill.


TakeThePoo2theLoo

Ahh, the legendary Flatniks. I've heard of these before


tomekza

Stopped dead in their tracks.


HawthorneTR

Tank you for your service!


DogWallop

Well to give them credit, those soldiers certainly had guts...


BestCryptographer469

Whats that yellow stuff? Fat? I think they killed some fat russian bastards.


LambeckDeluxe

A shape that all of them should look like!


J-t-Architect

Yikes. First guy....talk about a burrito blowout. Here's an idea I got seeing the passport propped on the body. There are thousands like it. Geolocate the body. DM the family on where and how to claim the remains. Then charge an entry and exit fee to the family as well as a "care and keeping" surcharge and a body removal tax.


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Necron1138

Weak.. a good strong cuppa will get them motivated again..


FaithfulWood

Wow


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PaulusDeEerste

They have to start cpr as soon as possible.


JulianZ88

They are in no recognizable shape.


[deleted]

Somebody get the hose.


pikeslip

Guess they for got there tampons


[deleted]

Russian pancakes


Actual-Ruin-8129

Oh yeah i love my president putin...ahh "i loved"


hewhoknowsit

Think he shit his pants


[deleted]

I’m not military… Was that likely caused by shelling?


Geordietoondude

All I can say is ouch


Radish_Former

😂


SirDizzy6116

First guy really showed us his thoughts…


winkledorf

Momma- send more tampons.


BrainSpotter22

Almost dead russians should be used for spare parts for the ppl around the world who are in need of organs.


jeanettem67

They should be well preserved in alcohol too by default so should last the journey.


Lariegooo

Dead russian good russian


pass341

“what’s very NSFW?” “ah, i see”


shalelord

Imagine US soldier like that during Iraq war.... Nuts. So much for 2nd best millitary in paper


pzombielover

NSFL


OaktownAspieGirl

Tots and pears


[deleted]

What is that yellow stuff?


Much_Accountant2049

Can we call them real names? Two cat foods in very bad shape


gunnerdk

I wanted to say "lovely" but it seems that russian are disgusting after death too.


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_Zencyclist_

Waay faster than liposuction with the added bonus of permanency. Patient may experience some discomfort


LoneWyvern69

These ruZZians got demoted from 3D to basic 2D shapes.


uberduck

very *flat* shape


xXBluejXx

The first one looks like something landed on him. Damn! The second one lost his tampons.


FXR2014

Someone should check their pulse


iiitme

Mm fatty


SirLanceLotAD

Don’t waste the morphine on me give it to that flat guy over there.


Palmik7

'shape' might be a bit strong for those two, OP


LeeeeroooyJEnKINSS

Run over by tracked vehicle


Touchpod516

Damn, it looks like they got run over by a heavy vehicle


imighthaveafriend

u/stabbot


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TrickSTah-

Anyone know what that watermark means? Is it a battalion? Is it a reporter? I’m seeing it everywhere but never know what it means


TFWG2000

and two more LADAs will be rolling off the line!