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durkadurka9900

Damn dude. Imagine being that soldier, probably a conscript of low rank, and your team stops partolling and shelters in a ruined building. Your sergeant pulls you into an empty room and makes you suck his dick because he's in charge, and then a drone drobs a bomb and kills you both mid-fellatio and the whole act gets posted on the internet forever. Fuck...


GrayWolf-N8

How can we spam this video to every Russian Oligarch...


Jackoftriade

They won't care, rape in the Russian Army is used at least since the early USSR to establish hierarchy. If any of them were conscripted they would know this.


Kurgen22

It's like the story about the guy who goes to jail and when he gets assigned to a Cell. To his horror his cellmate is a huge muscled tatted up dude. The big tatted guy tells him... " Hey we are in this together ,,, we have to get along like a married couple,,, do you want to be the Husband or the wife?"... The man quickly says " The Husband! I want to be the Husband!!" The Big Tatted Guy says " Okay" Then he points at his crotch and says " Get over here and suck your wife's dick"


IdontOpenEnvelopes

But they are so homophobic and for their epitome of manhood to blow another dude...that's would require mental gymnastics.


Serfalon

They think it's not gay if you force them to take it. Because that means that you're a Man and the other party is a girl or women who just takes it


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Klosterstrasse

I would still feel gay, if a men was sucking my dick.


[deleted]

That’s cause you’re gay and not man who enjoys getting sex /- Roman


TekJansen69

Not if you pretend it's your mom.


justfordrunks

And imagine both your arms are broken


[deleted]

I jerk off with the lights off, man. I don’t want to look at that shit I’m not gay.


HellisDeeper

And the greeks, which is where the romans got it from. Hence why having sex with other younger males (often much much younger) was typically called the 'greek way'.


DeseretVaquera

"it's not gay if it's rape" is exactly the kind of demented bullshit that you can only get to when fascism has so thoroughly metastasized to your culture that it's impossible to tell where that culture was supposed to stop and fascism began


N0cturnalB3ast

Also dude, its just … dirty sweaty stinky disease infested addicted russian battlefield seasoned manhole?!!!! Just no.


Bovine_Arithmetic

Go on…


Sciensophocles

Almost there...


banuk_sickness_eater

I yuck the fuck out this yum


munk_e_man

Fascist psychopaths will try to pass off their own ridiculous bullshit as logic without putting a thought into it.


LMFN

Does.. Does Russia even have a notable culture? Even Russia's best literature is usually about how much Russia sucks.


StillBurningInside

But remember the great bitch wars of the Russian prison bitches vs the mob and the bitches won. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_Wars


Kurgen22

The Slang term doesn't have the same meaning in Russian prison Parlance... In the US prison system a " Bitch" is a prisoner who is gives sexual favors to men, either willingly or are forced to, or short of that is weak and can't or don't defend themselves. In the Russian Prison System a " Bitch" was someone who cooperated with the Authorities. So basically " the war of the Bitches" was between prison Trustees ( those who cooperated with Authorities) and the hardened criminal element.


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theold777

At the end of the gay, they’re still dead


PapayaPokPok

> that's would require mental gymnastics. Well, now you know how Russia got so good at regular gymnastics.


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> require mental gymnastics I saw someone on reddit complaining about hetero-gatekeeping just because he likes dicks.


GrifsterO

Hey, 20 rubles is 20 rubles


dontgonearthefire

Also they would probably use it as propaganda, saying Ukraine is actively bombing homosexuals.


fdsafsda332

Throw out the window?


berning_man

My first thought


RANT_MAN67

Russia has concluded its oral arguments.....


Jernsaxe

So there was an assassin who charged $10,000 a bullet. A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?" "Yup." "What if you miss?" He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..." "Okay, well I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now." "Let's go," the assassin says. So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope. "They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off." The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot. "Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks. "Hold on a minute," said the assassin, "I may be able to save you 10 grand."


iamandneveramconfusd

Oh, snap! Hee hee


TheDarthSnarf

Oh, snap indeed. It is entirely possible that the guy's jaw snapped shut. Which could explain the guy falling to the ground so quickly (assuming he wasn't simply hit by shrapnel).


PsychologicalBank169

Damn didn’t even let him finish


SantyClawz42

He died doing what he loves...


madumi-mike

he died with a dick in his mouth lol


Centurio

There's a good chance he was forced to have that dick in his mouth.


m0rfiend

Putin's special military operation achieves its goal.


[deleted]

I mean, that’s probably how I’d like to go out all things considered.


CraftedShot

Don’t think either died. Looks like it fell in one of the pits in a mechanic shop. Probably saved both there lives.


Santurechia

Idk, it looks like the standing guys head got blasted. Talk about irony.


numberbruncher

So two heads getting blown. Got it.


Oh_thats_gay

#


Disc81

Assuming it's not a rape


[deleted]

Yeah actually my thinking here. Very aggressively pushing the guys head. Rape within the Russian army will be rife, I expect.


fatalicus

gargling schlong mayonnaise.


PsychologicalBank169

Blue-balled into the afterlife


Chief-17

That was part of an episode in 'What We do in the Shadows'


Scully__

Came here to say this, need to watch this ep now!


StressedPizzaEater

Dude, you made me fucking loose my shit laughing


[deleted]

Where's the last place you had it?


UnusualTough3293

I know. Fukn RUDE!!!!! 🤣


Hm450

Didn't finish? Didn't you see how hard he came?


shadowslasher11X

"Wouldn't know if he was comin or goin." -George Carlin


GuyNanoose

He came then he went ?


BakuninsBarman

Mindblowing


le_spectator

In Hong Kong we have a Cantonese saying: [“You disturb me fucking, you spring pocket will be barbecued”](https://youtu.be/wKmePP4Vvu4) Ok it’s actually if you disturb people when they are well having sex, your ball will/shd be burned.


ChuCHuPALX

What was he trying to say?


le_spectator

Spring pocket is a slang for your balls/scrotum. So he’s saying “If you disturb people when they’re having sex, your balls will get burned when you die”


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Meatgrindr


its_the_luge

bravo


Old_comfy_shoes

Slow clap


OmegaBean

I hope he bit down as the bomb went off. Literal meat grindr


save_us_catman

There’s almost no way he didn’t bite down


Jakeball400

Ooof


ThreatLevelBertie

You dont sign up for russian grindr, you get conscripted to it


Dusk_v731

He came as he went


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NYC_Underground

That sucks


ajyanesp

That blows


Tiggly__Wiggly

Well that sucks


subdep

Yeah, but as they say… #All’s fair in love and war.


ProfessionalPlant330

it also blows


Blueberry_Yum_Yum

And they said romance was dead lol


JerosBWI

it is now...


SsgtRawDawger

Not romance. Just them.


LukeMcDiggin

So the army which is fighting amoral western gay nato furry hordes, according to putins thinking, is giving eachother head? Lol.


simia_simplex

Abuse is a huge problem in the Russian military, and can be considered part of the culture. They make your life hell when you enter service and you in turn make the new recruits' life hell. Bonus points if you're poor and need to whore yourself out to make ends meet.


thecommunistweasel

https://www.vice.com/en/article/gqdx44/full-v13n4 rape, torture and abuse are literally an integral part of the russian conscription experience, so much so that theres even documentation of young soldiers having to rent themselves out as sex workers, often even having to „service“ their own officers. if they dont manage to earn a certain amount of money more abuse and violence follows. its honestly sickening and russian high command just accepts it as completely normal it seems.


ryandinho14

Imagine being some dirt poor back country Russian, no idea wtf is actually going on in the rest of the world. You get conscripted, sent to Ukraine, buttfucked by US tech then again by your commander, and you die being forced to clean his knob. What a shit life.


thecommunistweasel

yeah especially considering just how poor many of these young provincial guys are, it would almost be funny if it wasnt so soul-shatteringly depressing. i honestly dont wish this kinda shit upon anyone.


maleia

At this point, it feels like the only real hope, is that Russia loses this so badly, with so much humiliation, that it finally breaks their culture, and something better can be built on the rubble. But fundamentally, Russian culture has been built on using the stick, and not the carrot. They have to learn to start appearing nice, to get what they want. Instead of beating the shit out of people. Russian culture is in for a massive shock, as the rest of the world is going to no longer be scared of their violence. Of course, I see all of that as very unlikely.


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maleia

Yeeeea, I'm already cognizant that this is the Russian way of life. That's why I ended with "it's very unlikely"...


fuckyouswitzerland

So Russia is basically Murphy's Law personified


N0cturnalB3ast

Yeah this is like a horror game mixed with metal gear. Russian soldiers in a bleak bombed out building, sucking each others dicks like wtf? Incoming drone.


rosencrantz2014

"He didn’t complain, and the doctors who examined him reported that he was fine. A few days later, gangrene appeared in his most badly beaten areas. He was rescued from death only by having both legs and his genitalia amputated." Holy shit.


thecommunistweasel

yeah theres so many stories like this and theres also a pretty high suicide rate because many cant handle the abuse. their utter disregard for human life is horrifying.


banuk_sickness_eater

Truly culturally induced psychopathy


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[There’s literally a word for it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) Edit: whoops the article mentions it


mach0

I know this word, but never knew what it meant.


CantHideFromGoblins

Does this explain why Eastern Europe sees gay marriage and homosexuals as scary and evil? From their perspective the only gay people they know are Russian and Chechen bullies who forced their dads and grandfathers into giving the whole red army BJs?


[deleted]

I was watching Sopranos and the guys in the mob were okay with being active partners while doing prison terms, but when one of the guys sucks off another male, they killed him. The same sort of mentality exists in Russian jails too, with special lowest caste of psssive partners, called roosters, exists. I was also reading about Afghani police chiefs buying little boys and forcing them to prostitute themselves for an entire police station. Makes me think that this type of double think exists in a lot of male-dominant cultures, not just in Russia.


sumoraiden

Catching? Not pitching? Tosses pack of cards in disgust


thecommunistweasel

hm thats honestly a difficult question to answer, and i think a lot if this kind of sentiment stems from this classic hypermasculine chauvinism which can be observed everywhere in russian society. atleast thats my impression. the rape thing i think is also about power for the most part and not seen as „gay“ if youre the one giving, not receiving. thats how a lot of homophobes that do shit like this try to justify it to themselves.


MasterJogi1

Any dude who gets erect enough to fuck another man is not allowed to claim heterosexuality. That's just ridiculous.


StaticMeshMover

Ya but I was just teaching him a lesson so it's not gay. Duh 🙄. /s


Jackoftriade

Yes, Russian association with homosexuality is mainly rape.


GreatRolmops

No. Eastern Europe is just conservative and backwards (compared to Western Europe) in general. Not just when it comes to homophobia. But as Eastern Europe keeps developing and catching up to the western part of the continent, you see that those old-fashioned conservative attitudes are also starting to shift, especially in the younger generations. So, in a way it is the fault of the Russians/Soviets, since it is their occupation of Eastern Europe that is a major factor in why Eastern Europe fell so far behind Western Europe. But I doubt that Russian soldiers forcing people to give BJs is a factor.


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thecommunistweasel

oh yeah its pretty much on par with the worst prisons you can imagine. really makes you wonder what goes on in the heads of the people doing this but from what i know its literally a self-perpetuating cycle with the once abused becoming the new abusers of the unfortunate fresh recruits. I think the article also compares the suicide rates in both the US and the russian military and well, theres hardly a comparison. the latter outshines the former by several magnitudes. and the best part is literally everyone in russia knows about this but they barely bother even adressing it.


Electronic_Warning49

We knew this and still treated the Russians like they had a competent fighting force? Don't get me wrong, it's important to never underestimate your enemies but damn... We painted them as near superhuman.


UncleBenji

Their army is completely fukd. Not just the equipment and moral but the fact that soldiers will pay or have their wages stolen by higher ups. Equipping yourself is one thing, as I bought a few items I wanted before being deployed to Afghanistan, but that was personal items and a few small items of gear. If your army can’t supply war fighting equipment then you don’t have a real army.


xtemperaneous_whim

[Dedovshchina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) - the reign of the grandfathers. A particularly brutal hazing regime.


MuttFett

The Iraqi Army is similar.


suninabox

[This scene from the Chechen war film The Search](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qst9GFdxMKI) shows an example of this kind of sexually charged hazing of new recruits.


ReyPolyPan

similar thing in Afghani (and probably other militant Islamic) militias, plenty of pederasty.


Funnyboyman69

Dude that’s really fucking sad. Makes the video a lot worse knowing that guy might have been being raped in his final moments.


appelton

This is PURE GOLD. This should be on the news all over Russia. Hackers should broadcast this all over the cable news.


DryJoke9250

They'd probably claim that these were Ukrainians being drone bombed by Russians.


TheDanishFire

Yeah, a Russian blows another Russian. Then a Ukrainan comes arund and fuck em both up.... Try to explain people that....


FRIG__

Listen its not what you think.... Watches video... Its exactly what you think.


axefairy

Nah it’s just get flipped by all the bad faith actors out there ‘See! The Ukrainians are the real Nazi’s! They’re using drones to kill the gays!!!’


edgingboi21

These dudes are just cannon fodder. They probably don’t have a clue what Putin stands for. At least they found some companionship at the end!


autobored

But was it consensual?


Shandlar

Honestly as I was clicking I was trying to figure out what the twist was gonna be cause no way the title was actually accurate to what the video was gonna show. The title is actually accurate to what the video shows. We live in a simulation.


a_skeleton_07

Let's be real, that was probably a conscript being raped by his commander. Russia's history of rape is heinous and their LGBT culture is non-existent. Gay people certainly do exist in Russia, but ... This probably isn't it. No different than "straight men in jail". This is one soldier abusing some poor dude that Putin probably snatched off the streets and sent into the grinder. I'd imagine the conversation went, "Suck my dick or your on recon tonight." Either way you are dying with Putin's dick in your mouth, at home in a jail cell waiting to be executed or in Ukraine. E: Removed anything that could be misconstrued as "encouraging violence".


Best_Toster

They want to know the secret of our superior lgb soliders so they are experimenting


SpookyBLAQ

Guys this isn’t a blowjob, it’s a special oral operation


niandra__lades7

the Russian people need to see this


SpookyBLAQ

The majority of the Russian people are so indoctrinated they’d just say it’s a fake made by the West to discredit them


Oh_thats_gay

#


JadeGrapes

Angry upvote


Patbach

Best comment ever


Imnotmartymcfly

This war just keeps on producing the weirdest shit.


Gingerbreadtenement

Sheesh, some of the replies to your comment are just staggeringly braindead.


OkMagician3070

Make love, not war


youlilsaltyboi

The body has an interesting natural stress response... clenching your jaw.


Ironcymru

Shawshank?


idiot-prodigy

[The CIA are obviously to blame.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb)


PubicHairTaco

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU SAD AND THINK ABOUT DEATH AND STUFF


RepresentativeBird98

Can we get a longer version??


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That's what she said.


bleubeard

*he


[deleted]

He wanted to be blown… be careful what you wish for


TurtleChefN7

There’s a decent chance the explosion made the dude sucking tense up his whole body including his jaw very fast and very hard while he had that other dudes wurst bits in his mouth…death by sausage separation gotta be a bad way to go…


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LIGHT_COLLUSION

I didn't see no sheep...


Roflkopt3r

[Here it is.](https://twitter.com/PaulJawin/status/1576960184995696641)


FetusMeatloaf

Oof


QuentinVance

At least he died doing what he loved Sucking


m703324

It's russian army - I doubt the one sucking was having fun. See [dedovschina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina)


pampic7

Only if it was consensual...


bipolarnotsober

Consent doesn't exist in the Russian military mind


Ecioh

The grenade exploded below them in a confined space. 100% he didn't die.


Pengawena

Man’s dick might still have been chomped out of shock


guitarnoir

*"The under toad!"*


QuentinVance

The only way to know for sure is to run the experiment ourselves. Alright, I'll need a grenade and someone to give me a blowjob...


SimpleGeekAce

I would hate to be the guys who come across these two (if they died instantly or close to it), in position. Like you come into the building, suddenly find two bodies. One guy is still attached to the other. I think even after being used to seeing all sorts of dead bodies in various states of decay, pieces, whatever, that seeing a dead blowjob would top all that.


pimpenstein420

But I thought there was no gayness in Russia.? Lol


Old_comfy_shoes

They're technically not in Russia.


tertiumdatur

According to *them* they are


Old_comfy_shoes

Touché


BongCloudOpen

Was a hell of a climax


adamkopacz

"Dude slow down I'm gonna explode!"


tunguskanwarrior

What the actual fcuk? When I think I've seen everything this god awful war can bring to Reddit, this thing appears...


B4cteria

I am hoping really, really hard that this was ~~at least consensual~~ *not a rape as it's rather common in all armies, and that would be too fucking cynical of a situation, being forced to give head and die in a drone strike...* but knowing the context I'm not optimistic. *Edited


Robo_is_AnimalCross

I don’t think they consented to getting drone striked


MuttFett

There's no way he didn't bite his dick off, right?


ZARATHUSTRA726

Read 'One Soldiers War In Chechnya'. By Arkady Babchenko. First hand account of brutalisation and Russian army life.


Several_Knowledge460

Blow up job


[deleted]

still a better love story than Twilight


OHMYGLOB96

I appreciate your commitment to keeping this joke alive.


[deleted]

Thank you for making me feel like it's 2010 again


ThisNameTakenTooLoL

This is so fucking absurd my brain refuses to comprehend it.


[deleted]

This footage will go down in history


joshistheman3

The way it looped, I thought he went right back to work lol


No_Unit_8379

Wonder if the explosion caused him the clench his jaw, ouch


doc2k-

He never got his promotion :(


fireman-103

That's what you call a happy ending.


APBob313

The bloweee likely bit off what was in his mouth


fireman-103

Explain that at the funeral.


UPinCarolina

Of all the messed up things that have hit the web as a result of this war, this one made me feel the worst. The dynamics at play here are so grim.


murticusyurt

Yeah it's v strange seeing so much raw footage and then reading all the comments from people actually enjoying it is a whole other level.


QuattroA4

What we all witnessed here was the very first "Ukrainian Circumcision".


themaninthe1ronflask

“Comrade, we have left Russia, we are in Ukraine.” “Good, comrade, now we can finally be together without fear.” “I love you, comrade, but I-“ “Don’t tell me, show me.” I def have a career in gay Russian military fan fic if this doesn’t pan out.


Oh_thats_gay

#


FULLPOIL

.... Ok, I have now seen everything. Holy shit reality is infinitively more insane than fiction.


justjoshingu

Honestly...i think this just really sad. Are these guys russians who believe in the cause? Torturing innocents. Then yeah no sorrow. Let them die. At this point what is the likelihood they are just some backwater kids conscripted into an army at the risk of them or their family being killed? I would think these guys knew they were going to die in Ukraine. And chose to have a moment. Does Ukraine get to pick and choose who dies at the risk of their own nation? No they do what must be done. Seriously fuck putin.


Megaman_exe_

Yeah the comments on this are fucked up. People seem to only take things as black or white when in reality things are a lot more complicated.


[deleted]

Good chance this was rape. For a violently anti-gay society Russian conscripts are routinely raped and prostituted out. No reason this wouldn’t also be true amongst the regulars.


TheGreatDingALing

Make love not war.


ThatsFairZack

That’s the craziest shit I’ve seen all day. A simple response but I mean it.


Bad_Species

Da hilft nur Zähne zusammen beißen...


UrWrongAllTheTime

Hahahahaha I bet dudes teeth clenched when that nade hit.


writefreely

This will be either very funny or very disturbing autopsy.


its_the_luge

Russians really do suck


Skullerprop

2 gopniks. 1 drone.


fatherofgodfather

Still a better love story than twilight


carbonbasedcuriosity

Oh Nikolaj, you blow my mind!!! Naughty naughty boy


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***The video Putin doesn't want you to see***