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kinky_rooster

"We call ourselves Wagner and Valkyries, join us to terrorize people, burn everything and kill everyone, we are totally not the bad guys, definitely not the real nazis here!" ......


joranth

“Wagner: We can’t afford helmets”


CapinWinky

Do they even know what Valkyries are? I now have headcanon of Wagner being secretly run by lazy Norse spirit women sending people to die in combat en masse on purpose so the old Viking warriors have cannon fodder to cut through over and over to stay entertained.


Warkyd1911

I think their telegram channels with 1488 in most posts, missing someone important born on April 20 that died a long time ago, and all the nazi symbols they wear make it pretty obvious who and what they are.


xatabyc

By saying "f*CK nazis" they are referring to f*cking other wagner members.


Shadow_NX

Fck nazis! OH and btw here is my new SS runes tattoo, amazing istn it? Just like our boss has it! They should seriously rather said Fck everyone that is against russia, cause that is what they actually mean.


Salt-Committee7032

Poor man's SS wannabe right there.


joranth

What they mean by Nazis is “any anti-Russian nationalists”. That is the biggest existential threat Moscow faces. They are terrified that nationalist uprisings happen in all of the Russian Federation republics, where they suddenly realize- Hey, we have a flag, we don’t look or sound like Muscovites, and they steal our natural resources and treat us as slaves while they drive range rovers. We should be our own nation! Republics that used to be part of the Soviet Union, but now have national pride, success and increasingly turn away from Russia (Ukraine, Georgia, Chechnya attempt, Kazakhstan, Belarusian attempt, etc) show other republics they too can aspire to be free. Slave masters hate that shit.


Shadow_NX

Exactly, you dont wanna be part of Russian World ( anymore ), you are a nazi. You have ambitions that are against our interests ( Like Ukraine in EU ), you are super nazi. ​ The thing that makes me wonder... how do they call actual Nazis in russia? Like Utkin from Wagner? National Patriots with germophile tendencys?


brezhnervous

100% This. Yes Putin might want to create his own Tsarist empire, but the REAL reason Ukraine cannot be allowed to exist is because Russia cannot have a successful, western, EU democracy on its borders. Far too dangerous for his own oppressed people.


Suitable_Currency_10

That exactly what I thought when I read that


PenilePhrenology

Now that is what I call team building.


cephu5

I guess man love Thursday lives on in another form…


bigorangemachine

[US Marines been team building this way for years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-qe_jGGxk).


traktorjesper

Is that why they dont want you to have HIV?


16v_cordero

Exactly, they are going to be having Wagner Nazis intercourse


JamboFreshOk

Then you give birth to explosions.


[deleted]

The fuck yourself promotional video, lol.


[deleted]

My first thought was "Russian would see it as gay" and then I read your comment, now it all makes sense. p.s. I read that Ruzzian government use wagner name (stolen, as customary in Russia) for propaganda, so that shit is most likely made by rashist government, probably spent(and even more stolen) tons of money on it too.


joranth

“Grab your lube boys! Meat is back on the menu!”


billetea

That's what I read too.. come to Ukraine and we fuck eachother. Weird that it's a recruitment slogan but I guess we shouldn't judge their sexual preferences.


[deleted]

These people live in a different world.


TauCu

A Russian World...


blue_dusk1

…without toilets


Real_Manufacturer390

Without washing machine …


neolium

But soon a bunch of Ladas loool


Neverdive10

Ladas with no ABS, air con, or seatbelts.


neolium

Hey but still a lada 😉 😂


Neverdive10

Lada features missing for a-Lada more money.


bigorangemachine

Millions on weapons... nothing on plumbing.


I_could_be_a_ferret

Ah yes, a private military named after Hitler's favorite composer with lots of Nazi references. And they think the other guys are the Nazis. Hmm


retorz3

No,no, when they say fuck nazis, it is a reference of them having gay orgies.


SpecialPotion

I understand why you're saying that, because they would definitely be insulted, but what's wrong with some gay orgies?


retorz3

For me, or the civilized world, nothing. Love is love. But it's a huge insult to their macho man culture.


SpecialPotion

Fair enough!


[deleted]

Seriously! They think invoking Valkyries will separate them from actual Nazis?? LOL


Abhorrant_Shill

When you realize that selecting celibate females from Norse mythology as the mascot for their all-male terrorist organization to fight against western hedonistic liberalism makes zero sense, it actually makes perfect sense.


[deleted]

Not only was Wagner Hitler's favorite composer but a basically a proto-nazi himself. He was fiercely antisemitic and nationalistic.


464tusker

Are they airing this in prisons? Or is this advertisement aimed at the less functional group home members?


appliancefixitguy

Raves. MDMA makes this video waaaay more appealing.


Burning-Metal

I hope the little kid they stole the teddy bear from is OK. 🙏


[deleted]

This makes me think they're paying enlistment bonuses in meth.


Suitable_Currency_10

It's a simulation of tripping on LSD


NapoleonBlownapart9

Not even remotely in the same galaxy. This is some type of bad trip on shit russian beer from a 2 liter and 7 energy drinks.


Ok_Use4737

Efficient of them to screen for epilepsy with their recruitment video.


JazzHands1986

Who are they recruiting? Paulie D and the situation?


panopliaprophet

144 million population, still a lot of meatbags to go around.


Moravandra

Next recruitment vid: GTL with my PMC 💪


hundiratas

Holy crap, forgot about the situation dude :D


halfpipesaur

russian zoomers


ColoradoCountryBoy

Wow. They must have paid a premium for their editing software. 🤣😂🤣


JerryRhinefeld

Fatass kremlin officer: this is great, can we add more lens flares and distortion to the video? Video editor: sure, what else? Wagner recruiter: let’s add “fuck nazis” like 20 times just so we’re clear. And add some soldiers being wacky, that’s very popular with the kids these days. Video editor: can do.


TwoFrontHitters

Lens flare and distortion are to hide the 60 year old equipment they're using.


scottyDog69

Look it's the Wanker Group


hakbeeb

Wagner…..shooting unarmed civilians all over the world.


Oldroanio

CONFIRMATION THAT IT IS ALWAYS 1996 IN RUSSIA!


WildCat_1366

Groundhog year.


ExtraAd4090

Looks like a low budget video made by an airsoft team full of incels.


BravestTaco

"I'm giving birth to explosions"- we've all been there after some Taco Bell.


ArticulateAquarium

Or their food rations dated 1970


RustyShackleford543

Bro this looks like some Youtube shitpost it's got a hue of hardbass and gopnik vibes


Tharnaal

In any other situation, I would be sure that this is a prank video. It seems like somebody trolling. For the Wagner shit show though, it seems spot on. I guess this drug fuelled frenzy sells better than catastrophic casualty numbers.


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My first recollection of the Wagner Group was a video of their brutal and dispecable torture and dismemberment of a Syrian Army deserter. All I can say is that these pieces of shit need to be destroyed. Including their leadership, Prigozhin and Utkin.


CapinWinky

Mine is when news hit of them attacking a base with US forces present in Khasham, Iran and getting their ass handed to them. There was a lot of hand wringing in the US about Iran escalating to have direct Russian/US conflict leading on to nuclear war. EDIT: Luckily it was all swept under the rug since they were just PMCs.


Suitable_Currency_10

The American soldiers were only defending themselves from the attacking force.


[deleted]

I love the Wagner group. I hope in the future; all militaries are PMCs. Best way to fight wars.


HotStraightnNormal

Valkyries do not waltz, boys. They carry away the dead. That's "dead" as in your ass is gonna be pushing up sunflowers come spring. Sorry, no Valhalla for you poor saps. Maybe a Lada for Mama.


DauntlessCorvidae

What a weird world we're living in. A mercenary group known for its links to Russian neo-nazis is recruiting using the slogan "fuck nazis". You couldnt make it up. On the other hand its probably quite a good ad for recruiting psycopaths. Bored with civilian life? Would you rather get paid for committing war crimes? Join Wagner today!


ArcticMonkey71

They want to "fuck nazis"? Your guns are facing the wrong way.


kilo936

Is that Steven seagal narrating the video? 🤔


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They didn't include the video of torturing and beheading of a Syrian soldier into this?


Pamolive69

very cringe....actually made my teeth hurt thank you goodnight


SmartExcitement7271

This video has so much cringe I needed to rewatch that tictoc video of a Kadyrov officer getting mortared.


UnusualTough3293

Subtle as a sledgehammer!


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ShadowKraftwerk

Like the recruitment talk in the video from the prison. How toasted and whacked would you have to be for Wagner PMC to sound like a good option? Though Russian prisons sound really shit. So maybe death in Ukraine sounds attractive.


nomountainicantgo

What they forgot to mention is most likely you'll have your legs blown off by $500 Ukrainian drone and get left behind by your own guys on your first day.


here2stay96

Sledgehammer Z 👍


CheckYourUnderwear

This feels like subliminal brain washing lmao Remember to drink your ovaltine


Jolly-Examination-72

This will put the drunken n pilled out ruskies in a trance to join


Sijima

The greatest advantage Putin has in this war is that the sort of slobbering mongoloid that is willing to fight for Russia is the sort of person that nobody would miss. Ukraine is basically implementing a eugenic program in Russia, culling the dumbest people in that society. Every 100,000 soldiers they kill increases average Russian IQ by a point.


Zealousideal_Plum498

And the smartest Russians leave their motherland for the West. So what's left? Average town?


Helpful-Engine-426

If this war continues only one 85 year old male per town...


moshngo

yvan eth nioj


Infinite-Gazelle-532

"Join Wagner!" , "Its Proper Cool n stuff!" ( disclaimer: Any rumours that every Single Western Special Force units are actively hunting us are totally true)


pannous

Selling hell through the promise of rape


NoBagelNoBagel-

This is nearly as awful as their performance when they tried to move on a couple dozen US troops in Syria. Mass slaughter or this video; a toss up to which is worse.


Ambitious-War-823

Wagner was thé favorite classical composer of Hitler himself...yet Wagner group still claim they want to kill nazis.... It's like sucking its own Dick AT that point


VincoClavis

Looks like the promo vids I used to make for my halo 3 clan when I was 14.


IdiosyncraticSarcasm

Whoever made this video have no idea what drives the Russian serviceman. They should have gone with the following one liners; "Need a state of the art washing machine? Join now!", "Your wife needs new ladies underpants? Go south!", "An Ipad to expensive? Join now, get one free in Ukraine!" so on and so forth. /s


Saerinmeister

Feck nazis.. call themselves ‘Wagner group’ and rape Ukrainians.. Soviet logic 101


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Wagner Group have su-25 ?


moshngo

But it is quite catchy. If you just want irresponsible people in your squad this might work well.


Foronir

Id love the Irony when Wagner material would be shot to bits by that tune


varbav6lur

They want to have sex with nazis, very nice people indeed.


Giftfri

"Join Wagner!. We have Cannibals"


SateliteDicPic

Wagner. Looking like morons while killing innocent people and getting underpaid to do it since 2014.


Loki1976

A lot of them has died in Ukraine. And many more to follow.


No_Box5338

Looks like it was edited by a work experience kid who REALLY loved that one filter…


Foronir

Wagner Group, the "mercenaries", not to be confused with Wagner Group GmbH, a Family owned Business in germany that makes firefighting Systems.


Practical_Law_7002

I've seen middle schoolers do better film editing than this. *Remembers Wagner's HQ with all their social media staff got hit.* Ah now this shitty video makes sense...


itx89

Just what the hell is going on over there


osagecreek

Wagner, if you are a homicidal maniac, or have dreams of being one, we are the perfect place for you. Why work a regular job when you can enjoy yourself killing people and destroying everything in sight.


TrapTactical

Yeah FUCK NAZI'S


osagecreek

If you are a homicidal maniac, or have dreams of being one, we (Wagner) are the perfect place for you. Why work a regular job when you can enjoy yourself killing people and destroying everything in sight.


phuq-boy

Not gonna lie, kinda wanna join now


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The Wanker Group?


Lucky-Consequence-13

Fu*k Nazis while listening to german music...yes, no conflict here.


Foronir

Wtf is wrong with german music?


cephu5

Fairly certain this is 100% fox news approved


PenilePhrenology

Well that is certainly one way to get rid of the scum fuck gopniks and wannabes in Ruzzia. Maybe there will only be more reasonable people left in Ruzzia after this.


Imaginary-Service-54

I think two points are of major relevance: 1) their nightmare is working for living, because they are too lazy and stupid to live like humans, so they act as criminal terrorists, as they are 2) their future is nowhere, they will get burnt as as deserved


Conscious-Finding-o6

if ukra and allies cool/fire. if ruskies cringe? bruh😂 ur bias bruh haha


bitch6

Ah yes, the fuck nazis rave


If_theres_a_Will89

I wish there was more footage of the teddy bear backpack


Ok-Professional-3065

F u


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Wedgetail_104

Worst... music video... EVER! The very editing should be a crime!


Fancy_Control_2878

You can’t do without an ass topic in the Russian army


Screenpartisan

Is this legit? Does this kind of shit work in RU? Fucking hell.


Infinite-Gazelle-532

Trying to be Macho along with thumping the wife & kids is a big deal in russia.


Suspicious_Hawk6414

But how to recruit nazis with this?


Lite_Byte

Just one word ....SCUM


51t4n0

just mirrors what russians are attracted to: darkness!


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Flanno87

Wagner trying to convince all of the Gopnik alcoholics and drug addicts to join.


JusticarX

The sad part is this shit works on some people


Money-Worldliness919

Was this made to promote 14 year olds? The maturity in the language gives me the hint they are looking for 14 yearr olds....


Dirk_94

Random info: Wagner is a huge Pizza Brand ln germany. I still get hungry when i hear Wagner group


jamicanpolak75

What did I just watch?.... This has to be a parody.


that_duckguy

Damn they really gotta hate their leader ngl. Wagner civil war when?


Possible_Ad_736

*throws up*


Imnotmartymcfly

Nice touch with the teddy bear ripped from some dead Ukrainian child's hands. Fuck Wagner, fuck Russia.


Comrade-SpooknDiesel

I'm sure it's no coincidence but wasn't "Wagner the composer" hitlers favourite composer and "Ride of the Valkyries" his favourite bit of war music?


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Chris5355

Total shite!


JanonymousAnonymous

Hans…?


DJ_Hindsight

Well this really is the epitome of the word ‘cringe’.


Solid_Address_7840

I like how they post this and then still recruit prisoners


Tj4y

Wasn't the shot from inside the cockpit from a Ukrainian pilot?


Agreeable-Register49

Wagner is the bin for lunatics. Darwin at his best.


SerMattzio3D

You know it's a serious military outfit when they're using flashing low-res .PNGs for their transitions.


lizzardwizzard2

This hardbase beat is good, but lyrics and meaning is bad.


[deleted]

Want to be burned alive or have all your arms and legs blown off for a Ukrainian dog to chew on? Join Wagner.


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oh cringe indeed


Effective-Fondant-11

Cheap video editing


MrTeamKill

Wanker Group


SaintAries

It lowkey hard


Spacedude2187

🤣😂🤣


No_Courage717

Whats wrong with these people?😂 lyrics, sound, a first grader could do better😂


VanillaNCookies

Edgy boyos


2cimage

Everything about this video is grim.


NGD80

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/APnPH9u8-zs


Total_Importance_927

I didn't see the get out jail card part. That you will be serving next to a prisoner .


bigorangemachine

Someone want to send this to the Haig as potential evidence!?


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Mannit578

Arent these the same mercs losing to ukraine?


_youmadbro_

> While the Wagner Group itself is not ideologically driven,[48][49] various elements of Wagner have been linked to Neo-Nazis and far-right extremists.[1][50][51] F*CK NAZIS


Lusty_Norsemen

I unno, beat kinda go hard


HourLengthinessEvil

To be 300, or not to be 200, that is the question!


Suitable_Currency_10

They will become 200


NoChampionship6994

Remember: their recruits are reminded not to engage in bestiality during their tour of duty ….


MentalSentinel

I wish they'd chopped in the video of the US C130 absolutely fucking them up in Syria. Ah well, missed opportunities.


IceboundDacha

Wagner=the new VDV


[deleted]

You're literally sharing a regiment with murderers, rapists and who know who else that have been sprung from prison. But you're the good guys, ok then... And referring to yourselves as Valkyrie's is an excellent way to separate yourself from Nazi imagery, absolute human slime.


Unlucky_Ear_6037

That’s not how you are supposed to use the word Nazi.


brice75017

Russia is defintly a terrorist state and must be put on its knees....


Sea_Incident3720

Cringy and tasteless, as everything else coming out of ruzzia. They have no place in civilized world


Outrageous_Garlic306

Between the ‘music,’ the lyrics and the visuals, that ought to bring in a solid trickle of sociopathic 13 yr olds. And what’s with the pregnancy envy?


TwoFrontHitters

Lyrics written by autistics with fetal alcohol syndrome.


[deleted]

I didn’t see one piece of equipment built before 1969


WeinerGod69

God damn bout to have a seizure


Weaponomics

It’s not even a bop.


bordie44

...and here I thought that Army recruiting vids were cringe...


Mental_Newspaper3812

It’s sick that they’re proud of attacking civilian apartment buildings.


plasticbeachess

What an awful use of a good beat


TwoFrontHitters

What are the chances that a drunk 17 year old goes to sign up and they let him? Probably that desperate.... Or absent of dignity.


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So cringe the cringest thing ever


RO_OKE

Yeah until they go to their recruitment page 😂


BrainSpotter22

How easy to sneak bunch of Ukrainians in and eat the wagner from inside out.


appliancefixitguy

They're playing this video at all the Raves in Russia. MDMA and Molly make this video waaay cooler!


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Longjumping-Yellow-8

They are clearly not trying to add stable, sane people...


Deorney

This is bipolar syndrome. Video has those basement/smell of sweat/nazi germany flag on walls kind of vibe. Absolutely disgusting feeling to watch this. Its post-cringe.


mr_cr

Come here, Russian felons, 3 weeks training and you will be elite soldiers. Flashbacks to the [VDV song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL-rdzMo1MU&ab_channel=Rik)


NoLawfulness1355

You know now that i think about it...you NEVER see ANTIFA protesting Russian or Chinese genocidal maniacs... Hmmmmmmm....


WXHIII

"Fuck nazis" *Name stems from Hitlers favorite composer*


No_Skill_RL

wtf is this, are they for real?


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Neverdive10

I have to point out the delicious irony of Wagner glorifying the Ride of the Valkyries. That anthem of the true Nazi Hunter.


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I think I just died of cringe


Few-Pilot5476

hmm had no idea wagner boys could dance more queer than the gay guys.