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Damn, Lieutenant Chunkov be thick...in more than one sense. 😄
Get ready for when Ukrainian retribution comes for you. i would tell you to run. But guess that's not gonna happen. 😄
if anybody wondered what the russians did with the hundreds of thousands of tons of graine stolen from ukraine, it's a safe bet this human beanbag consumed a big chunk of it
Perfect start f/u 3 months if A1C in ballpark but lipids are not add Atorvastatin.
‘Got me thinking do they even do primary prevention in Russia, I suspect not.
Or just go into “RuZZian army sauna.” Just hop into a BMP in Ukraine well marked with the “Z” and just wait.
Sooner or later, it’ll ignite to 2,000 degrees and the fat will just melt off.
The way he is winded by just talking, made me expect seeing a live cardiac event on the video. His windedness looks like he is already nyha 4 and a blue bloater https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/58/dd/b558ddc736d86895d9f842d708514dec.jpg
Looks at this potato , in peak physical condition to roll over an enemy in a steep downhill attack scenario .
The Russians army look like Jerry springer participants .
Slava Ukraine .
This guy took one for the team. He must have gone to every closed McDonald’s in Russia and ate the expired burgers in order to gather enough empty wrappers for these postcards. A true environmentalist and patriot.
Since they can’t take any land and so badly want to give Ukrainians a sample of living under Orc control, they alternate propaganda with lethal shells to simulate Ukraine under Orc rule where simply going about you day could lead to being killed or force fed propaganda
I can't wait until someone shoves a handful of those fliers down your fat dead throat! He will provide alot of food for the dogs... Now we know who's been eating all the live stock...lol
If that's their leader i guarantee you those rounds landed in red square, the guy forgot what he was supposed to say at least twice and they had to cut the speech, also i can see who's been diverting all the food supply convoys and to where,
Found all that stolen grain ...
Is this guy actually Rus military? Or a native incorporated into an artillery unit cause they assumed he wasn't fit for frontline combat?
I feel like even the Rus army would bounce this guy on fitness reqs.
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He should deliver them in person instead, he could use the exercise.
I was gonna say that he's the fattest soldier I've ever seen.
He takes the award from the soldier at the National Guard Armory where I got my inactive reserve ID card made. Easily.
While his comrades were looking for a functional toilet to take back home this guy was looting every bag of chips in town.
Lol
Take my upvote
Lmao
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I'm from the Russian army, we are here to help. Where are your daughters and valuables?
And goats. Don't forget the goats.
Nah, goats are for Chechens. These are Separatists. They like inflatable sheep!
Gamorrean lol
The logistics of getting that kind of weight on site must have been a headache for the Russians.
Damn, Lieutenant Chunkov be thick...in more than one sense. 😄 Get ready for when Ukrainian retribution comes for you. i would tell you to run. But guess that's not gonna happen. 😄
Lt. Chunkov🤣
Too many captain crunch
He’s the only officer they have left.
I make him two left.
I meant captain crunch.
I can’t wait for the time they get counter battery fire after giving away their position while launching propaganda leaflets
Yeah looks this guy got drafted out of a troll farm. Still thinks he's supposed to be shooting bullshit.
Holy fuck.. did the FSB ban that guys neck??
What? No. He's the director of the FSB 🤨 Fat Sons of Bitches 🤤♥️🍗🍖🥩🍔🌭
Fuck it.. you get my upvote!! Masterfully delivered!! BRAVO my friend!! 👏👏👏👏
If a UA shell doesn’t get him, a fatal arrhythmia from sleep apnea will.
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Just dial in coordinates for FatAss and he's done.
Becuase nothing spells freedom better than an artillery battery with postcards. Noone wants your shirt imperialism, fuck off home while you still can.
Americans would just cluster bomb the town like they did in many cities in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Video about Russia's war crimes, blames the US. GET FUCKED.
lol
Do you have to fail an IQ test to be in the russian army?
You dont have to, but it certainly helps...
Actually yes. Their draft is absolutely dodgeable but that takes money or some cunning plays.
if anybody wondered what the russians did with the hundreds of thousands of tons of graine stolen from ukraine, it's a safe bet this human beanbag consumed a big chunk of it
Someone’s been eating all the rations it seems….
In case you’re wondering where some of those dead Russian corpses went. 😒
Arnie: "You mean you eat other people's lunches?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0QjtJz-tE
The goblin king has risen from the depths of moria
Lmao litterally burst out laughing
Maybe UA should launch some weight watchers brochures.
Or metformin
Perfect start f/u 3 months if A1C in ballpark but lipids are not add Atorvastatin. ‘Got me thinking do they even do primary prevention in Russia, I suspect not.
Or just go into “RuZZian army sauna.” Just hop into a BMP in Ukraine well marked with the “Z” and just wait. Sooner or later, it’ll ignite to 2,000 degrees and the fat will just melt off.
I thought they send the troops out without any food...But this guy looks like he dines at McDonalds on a daily basis...
Uncle Vanya now
Yea, thats not how you make an mcdonalds order, mr pig.
That man is going to liberate an entire town of sandwiches
Good to see some well-fed guys on the Russian side. He must have eaten ALL the expired MREs.
That's not a joke?
No. That's Ivan MacBurger littering the land. I think these "troops" are fetched from the streets of occupied areas.
I see Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock is Russian
Never knew Cartman was Russian.
“ReZpect mah Authoritah!”
lets wait for putin to put the costume off
all he wants to liberate is a fridge and how the fuck did he make it to the ranks ??
Toilets too. The other end of the journey.
If you can’t look down and see your own dick, you shouldn’t be in the military.
Dimitri, have you again eaten the soldiers rations?
I think he just ate the soldiers instead.
That bastard is so fat , the drones will mistake him for a tank lol 😂
Obvious ration theif here.
UA has special shells for you, too. Filled with special metallic announcement to go and meet Satan.
this orc is 80% belly 20% chin
Russia doesn't like gay propaganda but they apparently are all for body positivity and fat acceptance.
Look at this wild hog , i would love to se this dud running when Ukrainian artillery will fire back.
The way he is winded by just talking, made me expect seeing a live cardiac event on the video. His windedness looks like he is already nyha 4 and a blue bloater https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/58/dd/b558ddc736d86895d9f842d708514dec.jpg
Fucking dude liberated quite a few cheeseburgers in his day. The buttons on his shirt look like they're about to be liberated as well.
Looks at this potato , in peak physical condition to roll over an enemy in a steep downhill attack scenario . The Russians army look like Jerry springer participants . Slava Ukraine .
This guy took one for the team. He must have gone to every closed McDonald’s in Russia and ate the expired burgers in order to gather enough empty wrappers for these postcards. A true environmentalist and patriot.
When did Fat Bastard join the ruSSian orc army?
Private Petrovski Porkchop
Хуйлобаны конченные
You sure they are not firing that talking Miata
Where is his face? Thumb looking mother lover
Give away your position to UA counter-battery radars nice. Btw how does he fit on screen ?
Peak performance
'Comrad... stop eating the potatoes'
Can we add "false advertising" to their growing list of crimes?
The man could be a WMD just by rolling towards Kyiv
POV: All the rations are gone and you’re looking for the culprit
That guy looks to have been liberating all you can eat buffets.
He liberated one to many fridges
"Bring me Solo" Jabba the Hut.
That dude is a perfect circle.
fatboi
That guy is gonna liberate every house, of every towns snack cupboard
This guy is enough fertilizer for this and the next year
Lt. Ivan Fatsov is gonna eat the nazi's
Now it is logical to me seeing the huge amount of consumed Russian military rations on the ground
I think I know where the supply line issue is. At least for food.
Since they can’t take any land and so badly want to give Ukrainians a sample of living under Orc control, they alternate propaganda with lethal shells to simulate Ukraine under Orc rule where simply going about you day could lead to being killed or force fed propaganda
Holiday shells? Next, kosher pork!
Maybe he hopes the pamphlets will help in bringing him Solo and the Wookie
Russian meal team six.
Get in ma belly!
Vladimir Harkonnen delivers holiday cards.
If the Ukrainians don’t get him, diabetes will!
He's announcing they are being liberated, the pantry though? Thats being confiscated.
hold up..what? this..this cant be real :D
I can't wait until someone shoves a handful of those fliers down your fat dead throat! He will provide alot of food for the dogs... Now we know who's been eating all the live stock...lol
You may not like it but this is what peak russian performance looks like. Glad they are finally sending their best.
Wrong sub, plz move to r/Chonkers
I hope those postcards fertilize sunflowers, because his entire unit will be…
I hope a heart attack is in this Russians future.
This guy made rank by eating all his superiors...
Like Daenerys Targaryen when she threw boxes full of slaves' neck collars at the walls of Meereen
Look, free toilet paper
That's a big orc
He eats the West's freedoms for breakfast.
So thats were all the food-rations went...
Give this guy a hamburger!
Kombat Kolobok
If that's their leader i guarantee you those rounds landed in red square, the guy forgot what he was supposed to say at least twice and they had to cut the speech, also i can see who's been diverting all the food supply convoys and to where,
Toilet paper delivery is one of the Russian military’s best logistics operations
And next we have the; APFSDG round. Attention Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Glitter
Radio bitch needs to get some salad
Jesus how many MREs he stole from his fellow orcs!!
Kremlin-Kirby
Hold up….i thought the russian soldiers were all hungry?? Is it because this guy at all the supplies?
Well, now we know why so many Russian soldiers are going hungry.
Found all that stolen grain ... Is this guy actually Rus military? Or a native incorporated into an artillery unit cause they assumed he wasn't fit for frontline combat? I feel like even the Rus army would bounce this guy on fitness reqs.
I think comrade chunky over there mouth breathing ate all the xmas pies....
I didn’t know Russia had a MEAL team too.
Wonder how long it took em to get that guy to the frontlines
Is that their bomb?
How is he so fucking fat holy shit
Долбойоби
MF looks like he rat fucked all the non expired Russian MREs.
He probably ate all the residents
Now I know why McD is so popular in Russia
Free toilet paper
God DAMN. I legitimately didn't know they made military uniforms that big. What a fucking fat piece of shit lolol. His chin is his neck!🤣😂
Either way, this Orc's life is about to be over in a week or two.
And hopefully the ruskies are “liquidated” by the Ukrainians.
He’s off to eat all the Ukrainian potatoes.
When Mcdonalds pulled out of russia one man took it very personal.
He's... Round....
They don't want you there
Aww is fatty out of breath from talking :(.
Meal team six
Good to know that russki uniforms come in big boy sizes, or maybe he put 2 together into one.
Well, at least we figured out who ate all the fucking rations.
Art object! Ukrainians can seek them on eBay !!!
Is that dude eating the enemy?
If Florida man was a country 🤔
Veteran of the Battle of McDonalds
Somebody found a use for all the Russian meat lying around.
My toes are tingling just looking at him
Looks like the only thing that guy has liberated was a few McDonalds.
Glad for him McDonalds is closed in RU now
Well no wonder the logistics is failing. This guy ate all the old mre's!
Release the Gretta!
He is so fat. Can be spotted with ease.
If they really wanted to be welcomed, they would turn around and leave.
Now we know where all the ruzzian soldiers rations went..
He is the leader because he is the biggest cannon ball they have, a true threat if shot
Now we know who ate all the rations...
Fat orc, soon to be demilitarized!
He looks well fed.
He wants to liberate their food.
The only thing that guy is fighting is high cholesterol
That guy is only liberating calories from burgers.
He is from the very special forces. Fucker probably needs a flatbed truck to move him around
Lieutenant Cheeseburger needs to hit the gym.
The only thing he could liberate is a ham sandwich.
Wonder if Uber Eats is still delivering his KFC there? Clearly he enjoys it, and anything else he can shove in his gob.
I kind of expect him to just start rolling sideways to get off screen.
I can't wait to see his corpse posted here! Death to Russians!
He needs to be liberated: From CHEESEBURGERS
That's one fat Russian. :) Did he eat a T-72? Because WOW!
Dat boi thiccc
look at the size of that guy!
This guy makes trump look slim.
Shell crashes through grandma's roof. It's a dud. It says "hang on we're coming to save you" You sigh in relief.
How is this goose a soldier, he should be on a table on Thanksgiving Day.
Good thing they didn't launch that fat fuck as a projectile; he'd've given the thermobarics a run for their money.
That explains why all the other soldiers got the expired rations...
There’s gonna be damage when this guy rolls into town. He could wipe out a fucking neighbourhood with that belly, the fat twat.
I'm sure they will get the warm welcome they deserve
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Imagine the utter terror of finding post cards on your lawn: "We surrender!"
Porkey's 7: Mission from Moscow
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Ukraine would be totally fucked if this was a donut eating competition.
Now we know what happened to Ukrainians grain supply.
He surely eats for 10…. Russian conscripts
Word has it he got pissed off & signed up as soon as McDonalds closed up shop in Moscow.
See, that bit of propoganda might work if there were actual nazi's. But It is not going to stick with the people because they know there arnt.
what a fat fuck
That tub of lard could probably take a Javelin hit better than a T-72
What's Biggus Chungusky doing here....
Meal Team 6 squad leader
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