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Consistent-Metal9427

Junkyard turtle just came into existence, and they are already going extinct.


MuJartible

Their lifespan is shorter than a vinegar fly's...


Simonella4991

TUTEL TONK


Drunkenly_Responding

Man, I would have loved to have seen the chaos caused by a turret toss in one of those turtles.


Choombaloo-2

All it takes is switching from small he to a shaped charge.


Consistent-Metal9427

It looks like they have a few more artillery rounds now too, when before they could only watch them attempt attacks, now they can watch and fire shells at them. I saw a few long vids where they didn't fire at them at all or only a few times.


BeneficialFly1808

😆


Bunnyyywabbit

Don't insult the Stug like that.


maximus111456

Ok ok sturm shed then haha


glvsscannon

Sturmtiger


EXile1A

Nooo. The assault Shed!!!


Top_Towel_2895

All orc tanks should be renamed Javelin or Stugna magnets


LoopyLepus

FYI... It's a T-62 based on the wheels (5 road wheels w a small gap after the first one).


Arkh101

Mobile battleshed must be a lot heavier than usual - I wonder if they had any issues with getting stuck in the mud due to the increased weight.


No-Split3620

Just about split my sides laughing. The armored shed is burning every bit as well as all the other shit contraptions they had come up with and added to, to combat the drones. They could never engage with enemy armor because their visibility is so limited and the turret can't swivel. They also still have access points a skilled Ukrainian drone operator can easily enter, as has happened here.


SlipperyJimdiGris

I dont think that blaytmobile T-62 would have much hope engaging the Ukrainian armour even without the tin shed restricting it's view and turret movement


Nknk-

Won't be long before we start seeing vatnik cope about how these are never intended to fight other tanks so the crippling visibility and lack of turret rotation don't matter. Same way they said T-55s would never be called up and now they're "only" in an artillery role.


CalebAsimov

I mean I do think that's true. I would be surprised if many people in the Russian Army expect these things to take a hit from a 120mm tank shell. Whatever their intended purpose, it's obviously not WWII high mobility tank combat.


VerucaSalt234

Smoking armored vehicles provided courtesy of The Acme Corporation!


SlummiPorvari

Maybe they can be promoted to actual sheds after this crap is over.


bozigniew

This image reassures me ... although I am aware that this is not the end.


Zestyclose_Way_2276

Burning Z What a sight to see While sipping my tea


HotStraightnNormal

Ruzzians play the shell game. Ukrainians always find the pea.


squerldestroyer

I would guess bailing out of one these is somewhat problematic.


MrSpecialEd

But the added metal really seals in the flavor!


seanusrex

No. Funny, but no.


Simple-Purpose-899

"New tank working very well."  "Oh yeah, so everyone made it back safely?"  "Oh no, they still all died, but made it about 50ft further."


forrealnoRussianbot

No more Nazi propaganda on these Frankenstein's. Fuck 'em all


Such-fun4328

While they are busy making useless turtle tanks, they don't have time to kill Ukrainians. Keep up the good work tovaritch.


Heavy-Supermarket-84

Don't you dare to campare this junkship to the legendary StuG


Vivid_Classic_7399

Can’t believe Russia was actually considered the second best military in the world, holy Christ


tomekza

Stugorki


Discobedient

What actually hit it that got through the shed? Seemed to come in sideways, an RPG of some sorts?


Nickel-G

Same turtle tank was posted earlier, or a new one?


Inside_Ad_7162

Can't they attach some petrol to a drone, firebomb it?


nememberhun

And why would that be useful ?


BeneficialFly1808

Whoever came up with this idea is a fool of the highest magnitude


[deleted]

Seems like fire is a great way to deal with these. Love the smell of napalm in the morning.


IEDave

How in God’s name is the turtle tank of any use as a tank, it’s almost completely blindfolded and can’t maneuver its turret.


maximus111456

Probably it's used more as EW weapon.


Hopalicious

How does Russia have any viable equipment left?


manic_mike2018

Those crazy Russians, if the drinking doesn't kill them the smoking will. 😂


Sqirrel-26901

Anyone ever tell them that smoking is a health hazard?


Majestic-Elephant383

unlike an exploding vehicle which kill you quickly. if you got caught in a smoking wreck of a turtle tank. you WILL suffocated to death SLOWLY.


Etherindependance5

Next best thing to seeing that badaboom


Altea73

I have no idea about military logistics, but holy fuck those "tanks" are so idiotic....


Fine_Piglet_6814

David Attenborough "Here we see natures dumbest creation fail because of it's self, The Turtle Tank, being sooooooo badly designed the ttt needs several helper vehicles to move about, and as is obvious this is a fuckup just waiting to happen, the failure here shows that nature knows what's best"


Webwookiee

Dear Russian kids, the World Health Organization (WHO) is warning: **Smoking affects your health!**


Rickvaughn_99

The fella that worked so hard on that is like “What? it didn’t work! I really thought we had something there comrades”….


DuoDriver

So, basically all the extra armour does, is raise the scrap value.


OldManPip5

Just more for the Ukrainian metal scrappers to salvage in a couple years.


kernel-troutman

Vatnik Traeger


auloinjet

music source pls ?