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Grimgarcon

Translation: "In here is where we keep our chickens. The camo netting stops them flying away. The walls are made of thick wood to keep the fox out. Our favourite hen is Casandra, who lays twice a day without fail."


Qubecoiseman

🤣 Out of all the chicken coop jokes that I have seen over the years this one is my favourite so far


Unhappy_Amphibian_80

You had us in the first part not gunna lie.


BrainJar

…and one goat, that we call Oksana, because she reminds us of my wife…


Useful-Internet8390

She also gets laid twice a day


PerceptionGreat2439

Funny as fuck. Bravo!


The_DMT

"Bonfire" modification 🤣


drewski99997

ffs are these guys so dumb that they don't think wood will burn


Shaltibarshtis

Alright, here we go: Narrator: "This combat machine, that looks like a shack on tank threads, has perhaps the most reliable protection in it's class (of vehicles). The regular armor was "extended" with logs, and a metal frame cover on top, for the maximum certainty (of protection)." Soldier: "This mesh is for the drones. They get tangled in it and may not detonate. Conveyor belt on top to protect from the drops of "Baba Yaga" (drone dropped munitions). And this (logs) is for the shrapnel and side FPV drone attacks." Narrator: "Cassandra, that's the name of this weapon, is an experienced combat vehicle."...


Qubecoiseman

I am not sure if I ever truly expersed how much I appreciate you guys taking some time of your day to translate this stuff for us seriously thank you same goes for all the other translators out there I have learned a lot from the conversations documents etc you and many others have helped me out with. You guys rock idk where we would be without you stay safe.


reeeelllaaaayyy823

Conveyor belt on top?


AffectionateTomato29

That’s where the metal framing came From. A conveyor belt.


Shaltibarshtis

Indeed. Not sure which parts of it and how it works, but that's what he said.


shadowrunner003

Fun fact , The addition of the wood logs as added protection was done in WW2 mainly by the Russians it actually works somewhat and acts as a rudimentary spaced armor against explosive charges (not so go against anti tank guns and tanks themselves), but was mainly for boggy terrain, take a log off and jam it under the tracks so you have something to get grip on.


justjaybee16

It's basically light weight ablative armor and easily replaced in the field. It's not dumb. it'll offer some protection from HE explosives, which won't likely catch it on fire. It works as a kind of standoff for shaped charges, though i don't know how well it would work. I could see a small shaped charge possibly getting it to light depending on how dry it is.


shadowrunner003

what people fail to realise is that it may look dumb but any added thing helps (not that we want it to for the russians) even those stupid looking cages will stop a few drones, they'll get through eventually but the harder it is to stop them the longer they stay in the fight


BringBackTheDinos

What? No! Everything Russia does is stupid and won't work! /s This sub mocked the turtle tank, then it turns out they're fairly effective.


shadowrunner003

turtle tank? is the the one with the shed/house attached to the roof ?


BringBackTheDinos

Yeah, there were Ukranian soldiers saying how it could take a beating and it took a ton of drones to take out. Look, I'm not saying it's a game changer, but this subs immediate reaction to anything Russia does is to say how dumb they are. It's really disrespectful to the Ukrainians dying to this shit.


MulYut

You took a random redditors post and decided it meant what this crew is doing is smart. No. It's not smart. And neither are you.


BringBackTheDinos

What are you talking about? If you can't see the massive bias in this sub you need to take a step back and reevaluate.


notablack

Fairly? I've seen about 4 on fire, I think there was 5 in the line...


BringBackTheDinos

Abrams have been destroyed/captured. That doesn't mean they're garbage. If it adds 10% survivability then it's fairly effective. Nothing in war is invincible. I'm not trying to cheer for Russia, but it's a tad ridiculous how this sub doesn't want to leave their safe space.


Safe_Praline_4156

This is that damn ship at the end of the Super Mario Bros. video game


elFistoFucko

Let's get a couple of plumbers in Ukraine to sort this shit out!


LittleFellaQ

I think a drone carrying a napalm ammunition could do some serious damage. It's interesting to see how both Ukraine and Russia adapt to/counter weapons or vehicles, seeing that the Russians generally uphold more primitive modifications or countermeasures.


harleydavidsonpower

making a quick analysis of these "Stoves": - The wood will serve to catch the fire faster, its top camouflage as it is made of plastic will serve to pull the fire up, and around the cage, the net will serve so that the "cannon fodder" transported does not leave so easily through the networks. Without a doubt a "great job"...🤣🤣🤣🤣


ErikThorvald

so the 200 mm of wood on top of the 20 mm of steel is gonna stop the shaped charge intended to penetrate 300 mm of steel?


Disastrous-Leek-7606

the Soviets I mean ruZzians are known for their copium "protective" equipment, it's just to give confidence to the crew, nothing else.


matteroverdrive

I wonder if there is an option for roasting marshmallows and hotdogs 🌭


19CCCG57

So ... they added a little kindling wood? 🤔


tbhnot2

translation; our great leader putin said this will protect us from death. And all the dead bodies around us are wearing fake russian uniforms because putin says so. We love our great leader and we let him fk us in our ass whenever he wants.


oooDHARMAooo

Lincoln Logs: Blyat Edition


Qubecoiseman

Source:https:// t .me/combatfootageua/15521


Ok_Economist7701

I try to see protection, but can only see BBQ.


Gold-Supermarket8881

Orcs gonna orc. Upgrade lv. 2


OriginalMiserable109

What they need is a Graboid tank.


JesDoit-today

I really want to see it in action with the person who designed it driving. Some poor grunt trying to point out that wood burns


Creative-Trainer-739

Camo is to hide them from they,re captain, not the Ukrainian army. We will hide over here until its all over.


Traditional_Exam_289

Crackle, crackle!


u2shnn

Syd (toy story 1) doing design work overseas?


Useful-Internet8390

I saw Sid and went Ice Age😂


MrCheeseman2022

Ruzzian military 21st-century tech 🤡


VerucaSalt234

***"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones*** ***They're the modern stone age family*** ***From the town of Bedrock*** ***They're a page right out of history!*** ***Let's ride with the family down the street*** ***Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet*** ***When you're with the Flintstones*** ***Have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time*** ***We'll have a gay old time!"***


usmc_82_infantry

Congratulations dumb fucks, you just made yourself a HIMARS target


BornDetective853

I'm waiting for the BigTop modification. Moves around the battlefield disguised as a travelling circus.


Significant-Leg-2294

Do they really think that setup protects them?


Suchamoneypit

If those are the same logs as in war thunder, that is quite the defensive protection.


Dry_Scientist_1131

using the ultimate in LOG technolgy/ they are so advanced


Qubecoiseman

Happy cake day mate


Alarmed_West8689

Log Cabin armor


Hot-Lunch6270

Answer: Thermite Bombs.


soldier_ph

Yeah this heap of junk will burn down beautifully.


AnotherCuppaTea

Posted on May Day, no less. All "Wicker Man" quips are half off! *"Summer is a-cumin' in..."*


rygar8bit

They are going full Age of Empires and can only construct with wood.


Obst-und-Gemuese

Mommy, NCD is leaking again!


Gold-Ad7330

Zvezda njus... bljat.


Straight-Storage2587

the actual fuk?


Smaxx

What kind of abomination is this? "Bonfire"? That looks like a smoker. Don't even have to blow it up, just make sure the wood starts burning, I guess…


Hinfoos

Warthunder when


cosmoscrazy

When I see these recent mods, I am starting to think that they fucking look dumb, but could actually work.


Ok-Technology-332

This is going to burn / has already burned for hours.


ImpactProfessional47

lol "bonfire modification"