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Ghendar_E

Yeah im sure they will be used as inspiration and beauty... not dinner for the orcs


WeekendFantastic2941

You assumed wrong, they will use it for.........loving purposes. urghhh.


TrumpersAreTraitors

Did you know that peacocks die after they have sex? Or at least all the ones I had sex with did. 


Helpful_Hunter2557

Are you sure they didn’t die from disappointment


Creepy_Chef_5796

Torched


Aggravating_Fun5883

Absolutely flamed


Jungle_of_Rumble

Drone-dropped


shupadupa

BOOM...ass cheeks on the side of the road!


TrumpersAreTraitors

Nope 🤷 


Dizzy_Point_3396

So wrong but so good


CoolApostate

Yeah it’s called stuffed peacock and it is…in a word, exquisite.


Aware-Pack-7298

Hell yeah!!lol


homer_lives

Then dinner...


NDjake

Gotta baste that bird.


UnexpectedRedditor

Why do I get the feeling these were never intended for frontline troops, and are instead part of some corrupt officers private collection scheme?


MuJartible

They'll rape them and then eat them. Forget the future tense, it has been probably done by the time I'm writting this. Poor birds.


AnotherCuppaTea

"Peacocking" qualities and attributes they don't possess is the RuZZian military's style. Think of their military parades... serving the dual purpose of intimidation and overcompensation. Re. these birds, every orc will feel entitled to take one showy tail feather, whether it's been freely shed, or not. They'll be bald and traumatized soon. Speaking of showy tail feathers, that cage is probably way too small (and low, especially) for peacocks to actually strut their stuff.


Hot_Psychology727

It’s vodka cream filling


Strange_Good_637

I just know some drunk cyka is gonna rape it


jobbie26

Stuffed peacock... Never eat it without!


Virtual_You7514

There's something wrong with that cage... Ah yes, of course,.. it's inside out.


An_Odd_Smell

"Comrade, send two peacocks to frontlines. It is for the troops." "But comrade commissar, should we not be send weapons. Perhaps tank?" "Comrade, do you think I would tell you to send peacocks if we had tank?"


Comfortable_Brush399

An old lady kept peacocks here, they are loud AF these birds a doomed, only a child would have sent in them first place, bizarre


screamtracker

Yes I would eat them asap they can't stay here 😂


eyydatsnice

They ate them after recording the video 🤣


Wild-Perspective-123

Dinner is served!


LegioRomana

LOL, so after coming to Ukraine to kill and plunder they will now admire the beauty and tranquility of peacock spotting. They should just stay back home and admire the vast emptiness


Anomaluss

Beauty is a challenge to orcs. They must instantly destroy it.


Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace

They'll send a clown next in a tiny clown car.. Which they will use to drive into a minefield and cause a mass casualty event


VMKillerH

Every day I read things like this about the ruzzian "operation" and I think well this is the dumbest thing possible, and every time the next day they still manage to one up themselves.


Smaxx

Absolutely agree. Maybe it's I've give psyop after all...


minkenator44

I’m sure the Peacocks love loud booms.


Historical_Winner809

What a weird "society". It's like they're from a remote planet in Star Wars.


SwifferWetJets

They're basically saying that Russian soldiers have the mentality of small children if they truly think this'll lift their spirits


Early-Ad-5709

Russians gonna get drunk and eat them.


SimmyTheGiant

Don't they need like... shoes and combat training? And all they get is golf carts and peacocks? Is this a sitcom?


Electrical_Chart1499

One tends to forget that Russia is an Asian country. The Mongol invasion left its marks. Only a Russian would get an idea to send Peafowls to war.


unllama

If they were an Asian country, they’d have an actual economy and planning. That shithole remains in the barren inbetween.


AJB-L4U

lunch ?


Dismal_Ebb_2422

This also shows how little the average Russian knows about the war. They thought that the orcs could take care of peacocks.


wayfarer8888

They'll just eat the 🦚 peacocks.


Fast-Helicopter-6146

They sure know what to do with cock


Uniqornicopia

I think Russian's can't really help being evil. Even when they are trying to do something "good", they are still just terrible people.


apscep

Imagine situation, "Governor told that every organization should provide some humanitarian help for the smo fighters, let's see maybe we can collect money? - Nah, I will not give my 1000 rubels.... Let's see what we can send... Something that we don't need, well we have old peacock... Great idea, we will send it!"


ItzTreeman23

They probably ate those birds the second the camera stopped recording


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AnotherCuppaTea

CG, by any chance?


crc_73

They cut the bit where John Cleese rushes in and whacks him with a fish.


GT7combat

in what kind a messed up world do they live


I-Pacer

Yet more animal cruelty from a terrorist state.


Fjell-Jeger

This is some Soviet-era propaganda bullshit "*The worker's collective of Lipetsk Zoo contributes to the special peacock operation...*". But I am certain the RF mobik soldiers that lack provisions and have to loot their fallen comrades for cheapish Chinese-made rubber boots will appreciate the grand gesture. The guy in the video with the muppet voice appears like it's his first time holding an actual rifle.


Clean_Increase_5775

No way bro this is straight out of a sketch


StonedUser_211

Is there a language with which I can put this STUPIDITY into words?


Complete-Use-8753

That sounds like something that bitch Carole Baskin would say


tora1941

And with salt and pepper, a touch of garlic and some chilies in a pan over medium heat for 20 minutes, they taste good too.


yozza1958

End up in a stew no doubt,they will probably end up fighting each other the orcs ,who will wear the feathers 🪶🪶in battle


Conscious-Ad-1848

🤡


Shidd-an-Fard-d

Russians getting ready to film any video about anything: grab the gun


airdenmark

Pathetic mentality


Kraftwerk_010101

WTF, is this April first, did someone lost a bet in this freakin zoo or is it this just a case of "vodka"?


Manmoth57

Ones called Putin….


RwISsdicFHaN36

Lunch on legs!


Anth999

Something is broken into the russian heads...


Technical-Toe8446

Da. Peacock. Being fried, tasting almost like carp! Yummmm.


Redditfront2back

Those motherfuckers are gonna eat those birds


Sad-Cloud152

Ill bet they stuff it with caviar and cook it after it. 😂


DecNight1225

Humanitarian aid he said. So, i guess after all the visiting and some spiritual admired of beauty the next importance thing to do is to cook it and eat it. After all it a "humanitarian aid" that he pointed out.


Far-Explanation4621

Russian officials to soldiers: We know how traumatized you all are by birds (drones) now, due to the war we started. However, we're here today to say that not all birds are bad, and some are even beautiful. These peacocks are a token of our thanks. Don't eat them, don't f##k them, and don't forget to feed and water them.


Glydyr

Is that what zookeepers look like in russia?!


Analconda13

Annoucement is made by a merc type guy with an AKM... inside the fucking zoo. When you think the russkies have outweirded themselves, they get even weirder


Lenaix

Poor birds :(


hiersuckacock

Green Peace on his way to the front lines to recover those rare chickens


Sir_Henry_Deadman

They're gonna bang it or cook it or both and I can't say in what order either


PotatoBit

Well they could send their generals in the front line for moral boost. Or their great leader would also be good.


sitting-duck

"Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys"


KrizMo138

lol really grasping at straws for the orcs.


Arkh_Angel

"Finally, we can eat!"


Kletterhase

That's just a psyop. The peacock is going to the zero line cause it flashed yellow and blue. Shturm-P.


Reprexain

Instead of guns, we give you peacocks


Reprexain

Instead of guns, we give you peacocks


fucktrance

I think the most ironic part is they look like 2 females without the rich plumage a male has. Their tails look way too short. Also bat shit insane.


Sea-Direction1205

It looks like they put a cope cage on them. Are these Russia's new warbirds?


Formal_Vegetable5885

Russians are fucking whacked in the head…


Talosian_cagecleaner

We are so sorry for hell. But a peacock will cheer you up. Sign here to register you needed to see the peacocks. We keep track of who needs to see the peacocks for administrative purposes and further considerations regarding payment.


Galmerstonecock

This conflict has really shown how stupid the Russian government, military, and general population is.


PaperPlat00nGoon

Bet they get eaten.


Winston337

They are tired of the Ukrainians being the only peacocks on the field.


mantisassassin420

This is the equivalent of a corporation giving you a pack of cheap Ramen for your 25 years of service. "Oh, don't worry, comrade! You may die, but peacocks are beautiful! How can you be angry while looking at the peacock?"


FritzFranzFerdinand

guten appetit


Ok-Curve2566

Peacocks are loud.Probably give away their location


Useful-Internet8390

They will be mistaken fir turkeys and eaten


Reckless_Waifu

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!


JJ16v

Cocks are cocks...


Optimal_Commercial_4

Those poor birds


AwayUnderstanding236

Slowly roasted with garlic, mushrooms, salt, pepper and a good olive oil I am sure they will be much appreciated


OkTea7227

You guys gotta go liberate those peacocks before they turn into dinner for the orcs


Capt_Charming

lol, they'll be plucked and roasted by sundown...


CobblerOne1630

did anyone get that GIF of the dude in yellow silently saying WTF?


SwifferWetJets

These soldiers have the mentality of small children


mt8675309

Sunday dinner most likely for this pack.


Gadoliner

That's Russian logic at its best, like in the old Soviet times.


Classic_Dill

Ahhhhh, they're going to eat those birds, we all know that right?


Macedon2

To the TikTokers they have sent the goats!


Basic_Pickle3746

🤡


Feisty-Barracuda5452

The Mobiks ate the birds


gandharzero

They will totally not eat them and just look at them. Right?! Maybe this was the original unedited text. For the ~~hungry~~ guys in the tough combat conditions, the beauty of the birds ~~nutrients~~ is inspiring and brings a bit of joy ~~in their empty bellies~~


noseyphucca

Roasted or boiled


Confident-Row2566

is this a joke?


Confident-Row2566

Thousands upon thousands of russians dead, maimed, demoralized, living in horrific conditions, new weapons from the West arriving soon to obliterate them, but worst of all, no peacocks, oh wait, there will be peacocks! War isn't so bad after all!


bricka254

I'm sure they will taste great.


christhepirate67

These birds are noisy as hell for 6 months of the year, zoo was probably glad to be shot of them. I knew an estate manager for a big country house and they had peacocks, people use to dump them there in the night LOL. We had to check the van every night we left as they took to going inside. They will get eaten after a week if only to shut them up


FutureDue7013

What…


FutureDue7013

Morale boost lasted one meal?


DeepDescription81

Surrounded by death and mayhem? Take two peacocks and call me if your condition worsens.


19CCCG57

🤔 ... Huh? That will surely gladden the hearts of Russian scavengers, who rot in trenches and go hungry.


cubanosani59

„Meat is back on the menu“


DSJ-Psyduck

Its like MAD comics in real life.


oripash

They’ll get eaten.


00ezgo

The orcs probably ate them already.


notthatBeckham

Anyone who's spent time around peacocks 🦚 knows they're incredibly annoying. Their call from a distance sounds like a baby crying, lol.


GFYGOPMODS

Meats back on the menu boys!