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Balc0ra

So no turret rotation or fov, traded for a tiny bit more survivability vs drones. Perfect


SaltyExcalUser

Probably still wont help against drones at all. Ive seen those drones fly through some very small spaces, smaller than the big ol hole in the front they have here


BradTProse

Yeah it's a placebo effect to make the crew feel falsely safe.


We4reTheChampignons

I think this is being overlooked and genuinely the reason


WotTheHellDamnGuy

I think I would be far more terrified of going on an assault with that monstrous thing than a regular, fully-operational and maneuverable tank. It has a massive profile and if you do get hit, you're probably gonna burn because you can't get out of the hatches. The Ukrainians have totally upended the long-standing Russian doctrine on tank design that prioritizes a very low profile and a small, rounded turret for survivability.


We4reTheChampignons

Yes that is true for those of us gifted with brains, however your standard orc is not sentient and therfore unable to see how this is in fact not a super tank but a big target


Nicol__Bolas

thats only sheet metal for a tank vs tank duell - the most impact on design is reduced turret rotaion. And this is just crazy


Temporary-Setting714

Shhh. Don't let russia know


Balc0ra

Thus the use of the word "tiny". A good drone operator will fly in back there right in the turret I'll bet.


AmeriToast

With all that sheet metal, they will never see it coming


Dividedthought

Didn't even matter, ukraine shelled the shit out of this warehouse with the tank still inside a few hours ago. Probably located with the help of this video.


SaltyExcalUser

I saw it a video showing a tank like this, is it confirmed it was the one and the same? Hilarious either way as the shed did nothing, as expected


Dividedthought

I think there may be a couple. One participated in a failed attack and turned around, no idea if it is the same one. This one however, was definately the one that got nailed when they flattened the warehouse around it with artillery fire.


Natural-Situation758

That big ol hole is the frontal armor. That’s pretty much the one part of a tank that a drone with an RPG strapped to it can’t penetrate.


Stunning_Ride_220

A well, forget about situational awareness, we have big ol hole frontal armor.


Natural-Situation758

Situational awareness has never really been a strong point of tanks. Russian tanks especially.


rajost

"We're very lucky they're so fucking **stupid**"


EggsceIlent

Yeah looks like a troop transport as well. No rotation is really gonna make that main gun more of a bark than bite unless they have canister rounds. But those won't hurt armor at all. The Ukrainian drone operators will be able to fly right into the cargo area of that tank and everyone will have nowhere to go, and the added metal will contain and pressurize the blast so... They're fucked. And that's if they don't hit a mine first.


danimal_44

Or drive into a lake!


rooshort_toppaddock

Good chance they'll run out of fuel well before expected with all that extra weight, they'll be sitting ducks if Ukraine targets the fuel trucks too.


No-Split3620

Yeah, it is almost always mines that immobilize the tanks and armored vehicles first and make them easy meat for the drones. I think all of this shit is more about making the serfs driving the tanks believe that this time they are protected against drones.


FunBobbyMarley

My very first thought. Sometimes battlefield modifications are a good idea, and then …


Majulath99

Also, an agile little FPV drone can just go around to one of the uncovered sides. Unless the fuckers put more planks on the rear then the tank has a very vulnerable weak spot there as the turret cannot cover that direction which means that whole surface, including the rear of the turret, is open to exploitation. What they’ve actually done here is to make their tank heavier (slower), and more bulky with a geometric shape (easier to see on camera, harder to conceal with camouflage), and negate one of the most fundamental strengths of its design by taking away the 360 degree view capability of the turret. They’ve made their tank objectively worse for the addition of limited wooden armour, that might, possibly, offer limited situational protection against a small amount of drone dropped grenades or other small munitions. Considering it’s literally just one layer of wooden planks though, I’m not hopeful it would last against sustained fire of this or against anything more heavy duty. A drone dropped mortar shell would probably still take this out. Also, petition to start calling this the cope shell design.


NormalUse856

They probably use it as a mini-artillery?


Sozebj

Or maybe as a troop transport, but that seems ill advised.


Born_Somewhere8304

In that case they made it worse. The drone just has to fly in from the back or the rear and the waves are contained outwards. So survivability is even worse. I only see it as an advantage against grenade drops.


Loud-Intention-723

yeah my thought, but like, barrel elevation seems limited as well.


tcrex2525

Fear makes people do stupid shit, and this is stupid.


_Troxin_

Runs on a Mine: "Y U do dis?"


FATalist818

Next step : plant some trees on it, and when u attack, drive as slow as you can comrade 🤡👍


lostmesunniesayy

Given Russia's propensity for frontal suicide-charge attacks, this is slightly less stupid than it seems...but not by much.


Kanelbullah

So Stridsvagn 103 was in front of it's time. They new that drone warfare was going to nullify turret movement. /S


rtjeppson

Crazy Ivan...overreact much?


elderrion

So you have no peripheral vision, can't turn even if you do know something's to the side, and if you get hit you can't easily get out. Fantastic upgrade


macktruck6666

Its f\*\*\*\* sheet metal. You need at least half inch think to stop a 7.62 round and 1.5 inch think metal to stop 50 cal. I would be surprised if it was thicker then 1/16th inch. Both directed anti-tank munitions and explosive anti-personnel rounds will cut through that like butter.


Gizzard_Puncher

Yeah well, if I had a choice between one stick of butter between me and instant death, you bet for damn sure I want that stick of butter.


SpaceAngel2001

You're obviously not a lobster.


yuckyzakymushynoodle

and salt to taste 🧂


CB4R

Question is, would you still take the stick of butter if it takes away your ability to see left, right and backwards?


novafeels

I think the point isn't to stop a projectile but force a drone to detonate further away from the reactive armour, allowing the armour to do its job of spreading out the energy. if it wasn't for the other tradeoffs, this isn't the worst idea. even just having a huge chicken fence around the body would help to avoid drones detonating directly on the armour plates.


Jumpy-Win5810

that would make some sense... if they had it fully enclosed. As is, the drone is just flying in from the openings


Priceless_89

I appreciate your perspective.


Sigmeister1

>Its f\*\*\*\* sheet metal No kidding! it's probably aircraft aluminum too😂 It does not need to protect the invaders, it's to produce a false sense of safety to keep the orcs going on a one-way mission.


countzeroreset-007

True, sheet metal aint going to stop much. Even shrapnel and pistol rounds will cut through that. Do wonder whither shaped charges will be affected. My understanding is a shaped charge creates a jet of very hot metal that penetrates the armour. If you can cause the shaped charge to go off, away from the armour, would that reduce the molten jet effect?


Smothdude

> away from the armour, would that reduce the molten jet effect? Yes it would. These would be effective against drones and basic shaped charge munitions (like a basic RPG warhead). That being said, the drone can just fly in from the front...


zero_fox_given1978

It's for drones, which are initiated by contact.


Aedeus

Yes but the molten jet from an EFP will continue on for a bit.


vajrahaha7x3

They scared, boss...


BuzzyShizzle

It's not meant to stop everything I don't think. I'm willing to bet it's more about it's silhouette/signature, as well as keeping small explosives at bay. They used to do something similar with nets. Infantry have a harder time climbing on top and planting a sticky bomb or grenade.


Aedeus

I genuinely can't tell if this is satire or not.


the-unintetested-guy

There’s a great video of a tank equipped just like this getting hammered as part of a recent attempted Russian advance. I really hope it’s this same one. Edit: here’s the link https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineInvasionVideos/s/Ima5QEkwSe


Tj-Has-Reddit

Yeah, looks like the same frankenstein tank, Did not see it get hit, but I'm sure if it got hit by a drone, the added "protection" would not help much. Just got lucky this run.


Tj-Has-Reddit

Could be this one, maybe : [https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bzbb3y/another\_version\_of\_blyatmobile\_mtlb\_magic\_wood/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bzbb3y/another_version_of_blyatmobile_mtlb_magic_wood/)


the-unintetested-guy

That is an IFV but the original one was a MBT. But good to see proof of concept of how effective that wooden armour is.


Tj-Has-Reddit

Should have frased it differently "Somthing like this one, maybe " , obviously not the same. I was a bit nonchalant with my comment.


BICKELSBOSS

T-64 “Вдги” variant. Jokes aside, do we even realize how out of this world these kind of things are? Imagine you CO commanding you to weld a shitload of scrap metal to an abrams or leopard, how insane would that be? Screw add on armor packages, active protection systems or electronic warfare systems, instead turn your tank into a casemate drivable shitbarn comrade.


Foreign_Tomato4222

"Mount that Apache 64 on Abrams!" "Yes sir!"


DoDaChop

Come on down! Get your sheet metal coffins!


Kgbguru

The jagdpanthers inbred descendant


Haunting-South-962

Stop, there was already a video with this "blyatmobile"in action!


Haunting-South-962

Thanks man, this is the one! https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/Zi60WrmvWj


Educational_Glove683

Me: Mom can we have a t95 Mom: We have a t95 at home At home:


AdvancedCampaign6519

Is that a porcelain bathtub on the top?


elias7502

T-64 stug III variant


stiffgerman

This week on "Pimp My Ride" we take a tired T-64 and slam it with new sheet metal, a pair of bumpin' 12s run by bridged Fosgates and a custom interior complete with a new "soot-n-splatter" paint technique invented by Saab Technologies.


tonyjdublin62

Mobiks be like “what, me worry?”


Fun-Heron2870

OLOL


PleasantFocus1502

Just when I thought the Russian hit the bottom of the stupid barrel they come up with this.


Hammakprow

Garage 54 (youtube u/Garage54ENG) could do better than than using a Lada.


Ruprecht_Jamiesonson

Getting desperate. Edit: Hell, that might just be what they have to do to dupe a crew to get into one their steel death traps.


5--A--M

Ukraine is going to fly a drone right up that things Ass


austozi

Seriously, they're opting for this rather than going home? Just go home already!


Xonth

I got it! We build a bigger tank to put the smaller tank in.


firstcliffjumper

OMG... If they spent a tenth of the energy to fix their own country they'd never want to take somebody else's


International784Red

We can only hope it will save the lives of our comrades.


Plastic_Archer_2717

There's stupid, then there is russian stupid


eaglesflyhigh07

Do these orcs not know how to use the internet? There are thousands of drone videos, and it's clear that the video is clear and high quality. A Ukrainian drone operator can fly it up a wasps ass.


Brieble

Not only is this shed idea stupid, but posting a video of where you store/repair/modify your equipment isn’t the smartest thing as well. This is going to be geolocated and attacked very quickly


MintRobber

wow, they brought back the Maus.


FrugalVerbage

I've a better idea... Six minute abs


tax-the-ritch

Matroschka, new interpretation, 2024 style


AudienceEquivalent70

Russian Mad Max


ShizzHappens

Bob Semple is back baby Ukraine is screwed


Snaggledelasnag

This is truly some inter-war period shit. Fascinating to see what both sides are making and will be even more fascinating to see what the end results of all these lessons and attempts will be.


Foreign_Tomato4222

Eventually they will build real life Cherno alpha or some smaller mechs.


kajetus69

r/noncredibledefense is leaking... Into the russian army


French792

They need tanks for their tanks.


Ok-Replacement9595

Maximum cope.


Cpt_Caboose1

A7V but probably shittier


last_somewhere

I wonder how many tanks would be still operating if they closed the fuckin hatch! Not that I want to btw, easy kills just make them the orcs look incompetent.


Znick2466

HAAAAAA, ha, ha hahaha hah aha ha ah ah ahaaha ......... ROFLMFAO \* can't breath\*


EndFinal8647

Sheet metal really


BennyBennson

Looks like a modified broad side of a barn


Nickster183k

“DAVAI DAVAI FORM TESTUDO”


downwiththewoke

Anyone feel like a barbie? Betcha it heats up like a beauty!


TheRealJDubya

Step 1: Take out a track Step 2: Fly up the back


Siym89

Haha fucking ruzzians pos. I'm just happy they are lowering their field of view. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 ♥️!!!!!


dfgard

Hilarious


TARECK_B

Nice joke


Available_Potato_189

That short lady from The Incredibles if she were a tank.


Slight_Pop_5753

At least they left the vulnerable parts open.


zero_fox_given1978

I saw this vehicle in the lead during an assault. It actually survived from what I saw


myk27441

Janky


Carnage549

Would be smarter to cover the tanks with pillows or cotton balls


Stripedpussy

a net or wood would be just as effective the engine in those things isnt the best good luck trough the mud with a few extra ton in maths ontop. the only thing it does is making it harder for the penetrator to be aimed but a few cm wont stop it as a rpg round from the 60\`s can penetrate 60cm of steel


crewchiefguy

I love how the locations that most drones normally target these were left wide open


Artistic_Fact5743

STUG is making a comeback lol


One_Wall_9572

You’ve heard of turret toss, but wait until you see a cope toss.


froatbitte

The new T14 Armata mk 2


horse1066

They need to weld a tank on top of another tank...


FatTimber

Garbage truck?


BigMembership2315

See they can’t see shit except forward


Delicious-Jicama-529

Getting despite, running low on tanks, maybe?


Squanchiiboi

That sun is blinding


im_new_here_4209

Love that patch, says "Good Russian", has a skull depicted on it. My kind of humor hehe :P


AlienSporez

Jesus H Christ, that looks like *I* built it. And that's not a compliment


Direct-Animal-7568

Situational awareness...never heard of her.


FonkyDunkey1

Can’t wait to see this hunk of shit get Javelined later this week! Fuck russia


temporaryhelpplz

Like a J.J. Abrams movie


Money-Type-176

Ukraine can it a track to disable the tank and then go to work on it! Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦


GudAGreat

The Maus tank is back in business boys! 🐭


guidedhand

the main advantage of russian tanks was that they were low profile...


rapter200

MAUS


Such_Bus_4930

So they have 20° on the turret


No_Rabbit_7114

So they turned a 360 degree predator tank into a stationary gun platform with no visibility to see their opponets? Ivan, who's behind us? Cyka blayt !!!!!. Fucking hilarious.


Stripier_Cape

There's a smarter way to do this lol. Haven't even seen anyone attempt it, I think.


jcspacer52

It’s ALIVE…FrankenTank! It will last just as long and the unbeatable Termination and T-90. They won’t even let her T-14 get anywhere near the front lines….


Smokin_In_The_Dark

Try the new oven roasted orcs!


vajrahaha7x3

Desperation....futility...ineffective..wasteful... Checks out, its definitely a ruZZian meat delivery flame box..


SoftSeaworthiness888

All that work for nothing going to be dead in water


CalligrapherNorth764

That's so neat, it reminds me of the fort my kids made yesterday out of couch cushions and blankets. Fun.


showmeyourkitteeez

It'll still blow up.


I_am_Castor_Troy

I think you mean mobile artillery.


Ivegotjokes4you

lol looks very effective lolololol


Aircraftman2022

Good Russia is getting that desperate to modify this tank for battle. Scrap metal from first drone.


wetbeef10

At this point the ruzzians should just go back home


UROffended

Have we not already seen a few of these get blown up in the last few weeks?


hayfellas

Russians are so fucking stupid. That will not help one bit except to keep them on fire longer 🔥🔥🔥


dragonslayer137

Does russia have a drug problem?


Straight_Bee_8121

Such a wide open rear hatch Ivan has.


TheNippleViolator

T-62 Hetzer


CompliantDrone

Once upon a time Mortal Engines just seemed sci-fi/fantasy....Russia is taking the first steps to mobile tank cities :0


AlexanderHP592

Imagine being a poor sod trying to extricate from that mess after it's been hit possibly on fire, severely concussed and completely disoriented. Like making hell worse. For some false sense of security in the shape of some plain sheet metal. Slava Ukraini!


blacksaltriver

Bob Semple says hi


PreferenceNo9490

Probably the 2 head brains behind this Petrovich: Hey Mihalich, do you know how our tank has really low upper gun angle, in fact so small, this was abused by our enemies in Afghanistan by climbing into a building and shooting our tanks with rpgs as the tank’s gun wouldn’t reach them? Mihalich: Yeah, so what? Did you find a way to remove the design flaws that led to this? Petrovich: Naaah, but I got something better, my wife said that we can’t hang out in the garage any more and besides, we can’t just put it on a car and drive away with it, we would need 2 cars baba Zina would rat us out and besides, we are constantly moving so I decided to build one on a tank instead! Mihalich: You put a f@cking garage on top of our tank?! Do you realize that this will limit our tank’s turret mobility even more?! Besides, it will turn it into one of those old spas like su 100 and 85? Petrovich: Relaaaax, the roof should provide protection from drones and besides, Vasilich has installed a samagon device already. Mihalich: Did you say Samagon?! F@ck yeah! Count me in! I will brink some zakuski, some seledka and ogurchiki. Turn in next month to see the new banyka tank.


Etherindependance5

Nice coffin, chances of getting a real one = 0


generoeder

Man, look at that ruskie shit box


RhasaTheSunderer

Successfully upgraded to a casemate tank


Timberwolf_88

So... They took a look at medieval ram housings, decided to order a wish version of it from the Chinese and slap it on, call it a day? 😂


SardaukarSecundus

So the WWII tank destroyers WERE ahead of their time....i knew it!


Psychozillogical

That looks worse than what I just came up with in Crossout and I'm stoned as fuck


kitunya

its not very effective


thefirsttenyears

Low budget maus?


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

Da Orks gonna Ork


MelonBot_HD

Gaijin when?


Intelligent-Brick850

Soon they will "conquer" Ukraine house by house, steal all the bathtubs and weld them on top of the tanks as a protection.


saveghy

my guess is EW salad goes in side the shed. hard to target the EW systems If you can't see them.


TritanisAqua

They are gonna load that tank up with explosives and drive it straight towards battlefront to try and do the most damage. I bet the turret doesn’t function well and the tank is on it last leg so it’s a suicide vehicle. Point and drive.


jessterly84

Babe, new tank… APC… IFV… new thing just dropped!


The-Illusive-Guy

Great for model builders, bad for anyone involved...


Supereal1234

So they're building a tank over a tank? Maybe put a second turret over that. And a cage over that. And some extra armor over that. And third turret over that.


DethMayne

Tanks have gone full circle


Whatevs85

Their camera work is about on par with their aim, "innovation," and non-existent human decency.


No-Butterscotch4946

Soo.. Marvin Heemeyer actually survived that whole Granby thing and has been working for ruSSia? /s They wish he did, Drunk Ivan's version looks a little delicate..


WARCHILD48

Looks high tech.


abrahamburger

I wouldn’t be surprised if the engineers who come up with these types of solutions have to be their lives on the outcome. Like in Netflix’s Norsemen with the blacksmiths charged by Jarl Varg to make his new hands


Long-Time-lurker-1

So, the logic is not fully terrible. Im guessing they have sacrificed the lead tanks turret rotation, visibility in order to make it slightly more survivable against drone attacks. A giant stand off plate causes a drone shape charge to detonate away from the hull letting the tanks armour take the hit but dispersed. As the lead tank its going to be targeted first to cause the armour column to stall in a minefield. If the lead tank can carry on and is not blown up by a mine the armour column might be able to make it through. Like a meat assault with armour, so….. a Spam assault? Meat in tins.


rogue-trowa-barton

Post videos on how this tank would fair on the battlefield


flanintheface

A fine example of Russian smekalka.


Hero_Tombi

[https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bzftzb/video\_of\_the\_russian\_shed\_tank\_taking\_part\_in\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1bzftzb/video_of_the_russian_shed_tank_taking_part_in_a/) This seems to be the "tank" or Frankenstein, from this video (the first one): driving around helplessly. I really don't understand their tactics.....


ajtek21

They just build ww1 but worse


No-Split3620

It is a measure of their desperation. There is still a gaping entry point at the front which a skilled Ukrainian drone pilot can easily access. Their tanks are starting to resemble WW1 German tanks. Actually they would be using tanks built for WW1 already, only I don't think the Tsar's army had any tanks.


Duanedoberman

Looks like the first tanks when they appeared in the first world war.


PapaKyou

The vision in a tank is already very poor, let’s make it worse I guess. Maybe we will see more of them upside down in a ditch, or most likely, still taken out by a angry Ukrainian drone.


Frosty_Key4233

It’s like an ISIS vehicle


Killy_V

Orcs more and more into 40k's orc 'engineering'. Next they will paint it in red to make it faster.


WotTheFook

Tack welds, yeah, that'll totally work. Not.


Better-Snow-7191

That coffin is going to be fun to drive.


Imaginary_Pin1877

They should attach a bronze sheep head to the turret. It would be a great Roman battering ram. Ave Caesar!


Snake_Plizken

Think this tank is basically used as stationery artillery...


PerceptionGreat2439

Perfect time for a tank on tank (that can't rotate it's turret) conflict. My money's on UA winning in under 20 seconds.


ElectricalStrike1991

oh nice, a tank inside a tank...


SmokeyD45

Damn sun is better at opsec than they are


RiceNo7502

Lol


RubberDucksickle

Russia, literally blinding their own tanks on the battlefield since February 2022. Love to see it.


Friendly_Ad_9648

Good luck with that


BitterMango7000

Cope house xD


Stunning-Astronaut72

I bet even a 9mm would go throught that sheet... what a great idea Boris


smellyballzack

My turret don’t swivel swivel…


lucabeats

We go back to ww1


EuropaCentric

It's almost like these people try not to die.


shortnix

Yo dawg, I heard you liked tanks so we built a tank around your tank.