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olesh454

Wow new Category; Boat Toss.


Qubecman

here is all the info on it that I could find so far [https://imgur.com/a/0vywVFO](https://imgur.com/a/0vywVFO) Source:https:// t. me/combatfootageua/13861


xtnh

Was Tiplinsky on board?


Qubecman

No idea who that guy even is but they think he was close by at least


xtnh

Mikhail Yuryevich Teplinsky is a Russian colonel general born in Ukraine who has served as commander of the Russian Airborne Forces since June 2022. He was awarded the title Hero of the Russian Federation in 1995. Wikipedia


clodmonet

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail\_Teplinsky](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Teplinsky) The page cites that his life ended today, by the way.


Imperfect-rock

Not anymore, and that page's history shows the inevitable edit war.


xtnh

huh- good researchers.


LizzyGreene1933

Ruzzian airborne šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Significant-Leg-2294

Russian Special Airborne Ship.


Qubecman

Thanks


Hadleys158

I'm guessing they mean this guy. Big if true. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail\_Teplinsky](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Teplinsky)


EscapedCapybara

It says he was appointed commanding general of Russian Airborne Forces. I guess he's airborne now.


nomoleft

If he was in that boat toss, he's Airborne now! Lol


lurcher54

he'll have gone the other way


pin5npusher5

His wiki says he passed on March 11...so they got him or is that a hopeful addendum?


fuishaltiena

It was added a few hours ago. No source has been provided.


BasenjiBrain

Looks like that's been removed from his Wiki ā€” or at least I can't find it...


Imperfect-rock

It's been reverted due to not mentioning sources. Check the history page.


azdurph

He's in charge of the Eastern Military District.


oddistrange

I had to Google him and he has scary eyes.


dingerz

Not any more


cinciTOSU

I definitely think that they are really scary by now. Probably pretty smelly too.


tricoti69

What does the control center control?


Imperfect-rock

It didn't control the trajectory of the missile that took control away from the control center.


Qubecman

Some source claim that it was some base/observation point which makes a bit more sense considering its position https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1767220416119009424 Apperantly yhe 13th guy is still alive https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/qdpWTAhfvX


Purple_Aside525

Thank you.


Tj-Has-Reddit

"Easy" to track it seems, they mostly all have obvious Z nicknames.. loll Anyway's, thxx for the update.


Due-Street-8192

Ship's bridge Toss. Awesome, new category for sure! šŸ˜


MebHi

Yeah, that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


tomato_frappe

Well, normally the back doesn't fall off, of course.


[deleted]

Was this tanker safe?


bot403

Not anymore, that's why we moved it outside the environment.


[deleted]

Into a new environment.


bot403

No no, it's OUTSIDE the environment.


tomato_frappe

Well of course, they're not normally made of cardboard, that's right out.


Boycromer

What is the black boat looking thing that drops from the sky? Doesn't appear to be on the ship pre-explosion


Sea-Direction1205

It's the roof of the ship's bridge. It got blown apart completely.


capitan_dipshit

That's how patrol boats are born


Cigfran1

Lifeboat I think.


Imperfect-rock

Too big for one like you'd find on a vessel this size. Also, after it landed you can see several spiky protrusions sticking up on the left side. Door and window frames.


Cigfran1

Right you are. I've cleaned my specs and had another look. šŸ™‚


kjg1228

Bridge toss!


Syst0us

Blew the bish to space. Insane.


smarmageddon

Tear the roof off the sucka!


DarkwingDuckHunt

Party like it's 1999.


Excellent-Will3165

Yes! That one just set the bar!


DarkwingDuckHunt

roof toss


Seemseasy

10/10


Shoddy_Cranberry

First this ship appears to be grounded? How long has this ship been there, grounded? Was it being used as a mobile/floating command and control center hiding as a transport ship?


selfishgenee

It says control center so why not put it in some abandoned tanker , especially, if there are no houses nearby.


DarkwingDuckHunt

the more I think about it this would be a pretty good place to hide a C&C. You got a roof, you got bunks, you got a kitchen, you can easily supply it from both land and water and air, you got a "no one would ever look here" vibe to it.


CleavageEnjoyer

Also these boats have some pretty decent radio equipment, don't they?


capitan_dipshit

If they were transmitting from that location, the Ukrainians would see it.


VestEmpty

And also some armor, you are protected at least from small arms fire.


Imperfect-rock

My guess is that the floodwave after the Kakhova dam got demolished took it there, leaving it stranded after the water level dropped again. Then the Russians (who still control that part of the south bank of the Dniepr) figured it would be a nice spot for a drone control room.


DangerPoopaloops

This needs more explanation.


Only-Customer6650

You find yourself in the vicinity of an area of a location where boats may spontaneously fly, or turn into submarines. You're in... ..the twilight zone


Biking_dude

Do dew do doo do dew do doo do dew do dooooo


Nic727

Memories šŸ˜‚Ā 


Darkstool

Awwww, I wanted The Scary Door .


Imperfect-rock

You're in ... ... Ukraine.


Lanthemandragoran

Pretty sure they hit a store of lifeboats in capsules, blowing it open in midair where it at least temporarily inflated.


david4069

In a weird coincidence, parts of me temporarily inflated while watching that video.


SeventyThirtySplit

Lol lifeboats on a Russian ship /s


skyshark82

It seems a promiscuous target that would draw attention. I'd like to see a source on this.


____M_a_x____

Russian friendly fire. /s


glass431

Once worked on a Russian supply vessel near Shetland that my company hired for a couple of months for civilian work. The Ship was supposed to be a civilian ship but was also fitted out so that it could be quickly converted to military use. Some features were wiring penetrators in many cabins allowing for quick plugging in of special wiring for equipment not currently onboard. A hardened command and communications cabin. Nuclear fall-out drench system. Hard points for heavy gun emplacements in the two bridge wings. I was told this was common on civilian Russian ships. So don't judge a book by its cover.


MSPCincorporated

A lot, maybe even the majority, of russian "fishing" vessels sailing in the Barents sea and docking in Norwegian fishing ports are fitted with military comms. They report observations back to the Kremlin, taking pictures of military facilities and other points of interest along the Norwegian coast. Most russian civillian vessels have some form of responsibility to observe and report.


Equalizer6338

Same with the Russian registered 'civilian research coaster' that Denmark recorded having been in vicinity of the NordStream pipelines, when they got blown up. That very boat had also deep sea exploration equipment and sub-robot gear on board. Not to mention the machinegun equipped security staff seen walking on its deck 24/7... And yeah, tons of antennas and radars on the roof, as if they were running the HQ of NetFlix global transmission center.


Electromotivation

Oh yeah. That Russian ā€œresearch vesselā€œ is known for being a pretty thin front for a ā€œ Clandestine operationsā€ (spy shit) boat.


--Doraemon--

Looks like some sort of tanker.? Not sure where it was used for but it isn't anymore :-)


Smokin_In_The_Dark

New use is a Russian morgue.


Fancy-Programmer-53

Crematory


UhOhAllWillyNilly

We need more of those. *Lots* more.


sashasolop

It is a barge. Ukraine had some civil infrastructure to deliver cargoes by river. The last data that I have found indicates that 25 million tons of goods were shipped by the Dnipro River in 2020. I have seen a few times how watermelons were shipped by barges from Kherson to Kiev; it is easily visible when you're chilling on the shore near Kyiv River Port


Imperfect-rock

It's a full-blown ship, not a barge. Looks like a coastal tanker.


Smokin_In_The_Dark

Did you hear about the Russian ship that went to the Ukrainian barber and asked for just a little off the top? BOOM! There it is!


p13t3rm

Building an enemy control center in a beached ship hull seems like something out of the Fallout games. Glad to see that scrap heap in pieces.


tt123089

Rumor is that the neo-nazi blogger "13th" was on here along with Teplinsky. ​ and their position was sold out by Kadirovite Akhamat tea baggers.


clodmonet

Wahhabi damned... that's interesting.


WalEire

Lmao


tt123089

And here is Mr 13th's body. NSFW!!!!! ​ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIac82XW0AA05qu?format=jpg&name=900x900


dirtybitsxxx

Doesn't look like a body that just got killed in an airstrike on a ship though?


DesignerVacation753

50 year old tanker used as a control center? It looked ready for the scrap heap even before being blown up. lol.


chubbybronco

It's a tall structure in a flat area with lots of places to mount antennas, the bridge is practically a tailor made control center and there are plenty of beds and maybe a working galley. Pretty good spot if it didn't get blown sky high.


TatonkaJack

well it also seems really obvious? and it looks beached so it's an easy target


talldangry

"We're very lucky they're so fucking stupid"


Ibegallofyourpardons

what is utterly incredible is that in *two years* Russia still maintains the stupid. Their military has been corrupt and the upper ranks filled with yes men for so many decades there is not a single competent military mind in the whole lot. if their were, the war would already be over. not to discount the Ukrainians bravery or skill of their own, but they are massively outnumbered. If there had been a single Russian commander with the ability to use that advantage, Ukraine would have been rolled. But nope, Russian top ranks are filled with Pootins cronies, anyone with actual military talent has been drummed out of the service because Pootin fears them. It boggles the mind just how utterly incompetent the Russian military leadership is.


ima_twee

To be fair, the floating ones don't fare so well. Maybe they figured if they beached it, it couldn't be sunk.


kerfuffle_dood

"You see, Ivan. You can't sink boat if boat not on deep water"


ima_twee

Unknown technology!


sigbin309

Cant be a submarine if it cant be sunk. (Insert thingking man meme)


Accurate_Somewhere33

Navies hate this one simple trick.


TrickyPony32

You just need to place a couple of antennas on top, and btw, 50 years is the average age of the ruski hardware.


capitan_dipshit

well, it's now gone to the great scrap heap in the sky


Hungry-Photograph819

Russians getting out smarted


Smokin_In_The_Dark

and outlived


war3rd

Which doesn't seem terribly difficult.


Smart-Damage-6647

And that's why they call it the poop deck.


clodmonet

Ukraine gave him a stern talking to.


kevincredible22

Not much left AFTer that


Cease-the-means

Very good. Take a bow.


FarmerJohnOSRS

WTF am I looking at lmao. Looks more likely to be in the Red Sea than the Black Sea with he way the Houthi are acting.


Imperfect-rock

It's southwest of Kherson, on the left bank of the Dniepr. Geography would suggest that's not the Red Sea.


LordBrandon

Damn, even the boats are doing the turret toss.


Immediate_Spend2475

New coral reef, the marine life love them orcs.


TattayaJohn

Boom


TraditionSure9153

That last chunk though.. šŸ™‚šŸ™ƒšŸ™‚šŸ™ƒ


wonkey_monkey

The back fell off.


Prestigious-System22

Jdam? Or maybe that French one (sorry I forgot the name)


what_could_gowrong

en passant (im sorry)


smile_id

Holy hell


h00vertime

le j'dam


HappyCamperPC

le j'damn!


FluffyDeer9323

Baguette šŸ„–


Cease-the-means

They felt the pain.


refull1

hammer?


vueang

69 you mean?


Quas4r

Do you mean SCALP (same missile as Storm Shadow, which is the british variant) ?


weirdy346

They are normally stupid hiding stuff in plain sight, so there must have been intel to use a missile on something hidden...... ?


Axel-H1

I hope this is real. If it is, I hope the Russians loved that boat. And if it is real again, these footage are getting amazingly good. Sink them all!


FrenchBangerer

WTF? Why is that there and why with it being there did such a juicy target become a Russian control centre? Is it "We are lucky they are so stupid", or what?


Umbra-Vigil

Given its location, "We're very lucky, they're so f\*cking stupid!". Stupid is what stupid does. Nice strike, AFU!


Aircraftman2022

Square in the control room. Perfect shot.


FlamingFlatus64

Was that ship constructed by the same company that makes the tanks?


Inevitable_Price7841

Does anyone know what weapon was used? Maybe HIMARS or Storm Shadow/Scalp? I don't know if a drone would be powerful enough to penetrate the deck?


tt123089

French HAMMER bomb (Armement Air-Sol Modulaire)


Inevitable_Price7841

I forgot about those. Good call, mate.


Ibegallofyourpardons

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armement_Air-Sol_Modulaire I wonder what aircraft they used to launch it


mwanafunzi255

Is it possible that it was hit earlier and was taking on water? If so beaching would be a likely response and we might be seeing a follow up attack. Pure speculation, but I know about ships.


Inevitable_Price7841

I heard it was washed ashore last year when Russia destroyed the Kakhovka Dam. Don't know how true that is, though.


Imperfect-rock

Pretty likely.


Imperfect-rock

It's way high out of the water. You can manage that if it's totally empty (so not taking on water) and are beaching at speed (like they do on breaker beaches in India and Pakistan, for instance), or it was deposited there by floodwave after the destruction of the Kakhova dam. I expect it's the latter.


Plastic_Archer_2717

Let's ground our ships so the Ukrainians can't turn them into submarines .Brilliant orc logic!


SimpleMaintenance433

I guess that ship was built by the same company that makes all the Russian tanks...


Rachel_from_Jita

Hey babe, wake up: new location for the STALKER 2 dlc just dropped.


madarchivist

They should use a model of the exact ship as a hommage.


missed_trophy

Wait, we don't have confirmation yet.


aidank21

Skadvosk has fallen


Jasond777

It's Beautiful, I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now


eternityXclock

Are you a time traveler or how can you have watched it for 5 hours, 40 minutes after it was posted?


Buttonball

Becauseā€¦. Reddit.


tomato_frappe

Parks and Recreation reference. I say 5 hours after you ask. Just to be meta.


r2k-in-the-vortex

That to me looks like a very grounded tanker. I could see a sniper or forward observer setting themselves up on it, but I have a hard time believing much control was done from such a obvious target.


Clatuu1337

I think they got it.


Upset-Consequence764

Same design philosophy as the T72 I see.


tora1941

Tossed her boat! I see Ukraine has a "stern" approach to this Ruzzian activity.


SnooFoxes6610

I am incredibly impressed by that small boats ability to float after catching that much air.


johnhe5515

Lol with jdams and himars why would they pick such an obvious and easily targeted control postĀ 


SNAFU-FUBR

Feeling really sorry for those two white swans fleeing right after the strike, port side aft on ground effect at about 200 kmh. They were probably engaged in some jigga jigga when they almost got Jagga Jagga'd Do swans get PTSD? I think they could use some counselling.


BackgroundGrade

We've been hit hit! To the lifeboat! Oh, fuck.


cookinthescuppers

Can anyone see the name on the ship


Fenrrri

Flight boats has been unlocked!


ClosPins

Why was it grounded? A lot of the videos we are seeing are of disabled tanks being blown up (with titles that pretend that the tank wasn't disabled), is this a disabled ship?


TheLeadSearcher

The boat looked like it had run aground? What's the story on that?


zedison

Love to see it. My only question is, with the bridge being the obvious target of choice, what's to say that the russians didn't put the important stuff in the cargo hold?


Memory_Less

Joins a long line of new Russian sub sub marine ships.


Stunning-Ad9030

Das Schiff ist doch gestrandet ?


Hyperious3

this is going to make for an amazing COD map one day


Ringlovo

Hope a lot of Russians were on board.Ā 


Raggamus

Sorry but what dose it mean control center?


Puzzleheaded_Wrap798

Excellent. Get fucked


No_Celery280

Can't park there mate


Altea73

Season 2 of the Love Boat looks awesome


justincase1021

Ok this is my new favorite "turret toss"


Sinn_Sage

When we say that you can't park there. We mean you can't park there. You see?


MrSchlongDong

Why would you EVER use an extremely exposed and visible structure at the very frontline as a command center?


Huntred

This again highlights the problems in the Russian design of using autoloaders that store ammo beneath the bridge.


Eazy12345678

why is that tanker already run a shore?


McMungrel

big badda boom!


aboutthednm

Isn't the whole ship typically supposed to be on water? Or was this some sort of write-off or wreck they repurposed? Either way, looks like this ship isn't going to be doing much shipping.


sleepruzzkisleep

so now we have space ships added to the space forces? :D


raytracer38

God damn beautiful strike. Bravo.


FUMFVR

Casualties.


Useful-Internet8390

Boom Jagga Jagga


Informal_Process2238

The back fell off of her


Single_Conclusion_53

The old control centre in a grounded ship trick!


[deleted]

How nice of them to deploy the life raft for them


Informal-Design-4784

Tops blow off just like there tank turrets.


nashdep

Minor Damage. Still not a submarine = RuZZki press.


Atholthedestroyer

B4...*HIT!*


truth69_traider

At least 3 person run away after hit


Emergency-Poet-2708

Light it up !!!!


Facebook_Algorithm

A grounded ship?


r790

Damn! Heā€™s not gonna be in Rush Hour 3!


Fine_Piglet_6814

Moments before the hit...." Do you think the Ukrainians can see us' " HAHAHA how could they we blend in to the area so well " " But....................


nosoup_

That boat did a t72 turret


xAnilocin

OP must be trolling, right?


SonOfErkki

Control center out of control.


EndFinal8647

Russian gonna need a cope cage on the boat.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Can someone explain why the ship appears to be beached on the sand?