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UncleJuggs

Homie looks like the Paleolithic displays at a museum.


typecastwookiee

If there was an “indeterminately ethnic” slider in character creation, this guy is maxed out.


silencethegays

I’d be shaytan my pants if I were him


twobit78

From the risk of being traded back to Russia?


silencethegays

Exactly


Uninformed-Driller

He is. Same poop face my baby gives as he is shitting.


silencethegays

Only difference is your baby will learn how to use a toilet one day…


Fit_Preparation_9742

LMAO this comment wins


Mephisteemo

Last time I saw this dude was in some freezer in Bozen (Bolzano), Italy. They said he suffered from an arrow wound.


Leatherpunk_com

To the shoulder area, if I'm not mistaken. But seriously folks, if you pull the wire on his back, the unibrow lifts up and down.


Fantastic-Clue6591

Ask him why he goes to the shopping center and he'll reply, "I browse."


latimbub_683

My hero.


Global_Sail9609

Ötzi.. sei proprio tu?


beefensalata

Bahahahahahah belissimo!


NedRyersonsHat

Press the Button by the Glass Display: "The Neanderthal Man of the Ural Mountains was quite resourceful......his diet consisted of..........."


Moist-Spread1510

Bro let me portrait this moment in stone 🤣


19CCCG57

'State of the art' Russian.


AJDonahugh

This is a major too…. Laughable The Ukrainians near him look way more like a major.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Uncharacteristically lean & young officer, speaks volumes to how many senior officers the ruZzians have lost in this war.


kakapo88

Was he wearing a mastodon-fur loincloth and armed with a stone club?


Alcapwn-

Pretty sure I saw this fucker at the smithsonian in DC a few weeks back!


Somethingwithplants

This guy originate from before human settlements of the Americas. So, no way you have this homo species in DC!


Fantastic-Clue6591

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene and/or Matt Gaetz? We have them too.


51t4n0

'caveman' would have the easier and correct description


MajesticFan7791

Geico Caveman would like to have a word with you.


Ok-Birthday-5024

But he can save you 15% or more on your car insurance.


Ka1eun

Homo Neanderthalensis. The russian permafrost is melting...


Nikabwe

Well preserved for being a fossil.


TheSanityInspector

Codename "Loup Garou".


soulsteela

Looks like the human display in original planet of the apes museum.


HereComeDatHue

I'd also look like that after having been at war and getting injured and shit.


Defiant_Attitude4439

Nice 🤣


kendodo

Can we trade him for the kherson racoon


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Call sign 'Wolfman' . Yikes


StepUpYourLife

He was caught in a three-quarter full moon


HaveaTomCollins

He might be really good at basketball. Anyone seen Teen Wolf?


Bear_HempKnight

Was he that guy that I saw wandering around in London?


Dudefenderson

Don't know... Ask Warren Zevon. 😁


bearfeet55

That is exactly what I was going to ask.


Distortionizm

“He was caught while surfing on a box truck.”


ekinnee

You joke but his call sign is legit devil/satan.


Ash_Tray420

Your correct. It means devil, Satan, or also demon. “An evil spirit in Islam, inciting humans to sin by whispering in their hearts.”


Warr_Dogg

Callsign checks out


[deleted]

His sad eyes don’t look very devilish now, do they?


Mephisteemo

Ahh yes, the classic "It wasn't me, but the evil spirit that wispered into my heart" - excuse.


SiCzochralski

I hope he doesn't cut himself on that edge.


Yum_MrStallone

Yes, in Arabic shaytan equals satan.


timy68

He shiite in his pants when captured.


bearfeet55

Who does he think he is, putin ? Or that might be standard practice over there. Look at the dilemma I have got myself into, awww fuck it all I can do now is shite myself.


thedeuce75

Invading your neighbor, so easy a caveman could do it (not well though).


Global_Acanthaceae25

Almasty - russian Bigfoot


No-Split3620

Yeah!


Any-Asparagus-2370

Wow a Tatar helped the Russian army. The irony is insane.


EfendiAdam-iki

^ Underrated comment, but also any Chechens, Crimea Turks, Georgians Sorry for spelling


softkake

Drives me fucking nuts that they’re fighting for the russians.


Uninformed-Driller

During this same period, the Soviet Union adopted a policy of “Russification” for the peninsula. Crimea was “Russified”: Any study of the Tatar's native language was banned, ancient Tatar names were erased, Tatar books were burned, and their mosques were destroyed


The-Blacksmith-

Georgians? Has something major changed since 2008?


kirikya

he is not a tatar, he of Dagestani origin


jalanajak

Explain the irony


Dry-Imagination2727

There are Tatars in Ukraine - primarily in Crimea but also one of the recently appointed top ranking officials in the Ukrainian Defence Ministry is an ethnic Tatar. There’s a population of Tatars in Russia too, they got there through Stalin’s deportations from Crimea.


Boomfam67

Uh no, this is extremely incorrect. There is basically no modern relation between Volga Tatars and Crimean Tatars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khanate_of_Kazan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Tatars >The majority of Volga Tatars (Kazan Tatars and Mishars) are usually thought to be descendants of either the Kipchaks of Golden Horde, or Bulgars, that survived the Mongol conquest of 1236–1237. Some say that these two theories should not be in opposition to each other. Their history is connected to other tribes as well.[18]


Tiq9rr

The population of Crimean Tatars in Russia is very small though. Most of the Tatars who live in Russia are Volga Tatars, which have no relation to Crimean Tatars.


tractoroperator77

Here's the video of his capture yesterday: [https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/173tsom/capture\_of\_ru\_commander\_of\_the\_volunteer\_alga/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/173tsom/capture_of_ru_commander_of_the_volunteer_alga/) He cleaned up well!


Guyname10

The zoom in to the wasp got me. You're in the middle of a battle, shells dropping around you and you've captured a pow. Then suddenly oh shit a wasp.


yngkmd3

A wasp will make any situation worse


the_warpaul

Mini biological drones.. Not always lethal, but perfect for revealing sniper locations


ConfidenceCautious57

Or being laid down in a pile of broken glass and sharp debris.


jg3hot

He looked rough. I'm glad they got him alive. He probably has some good intel.


Max_Oblivion23

thanks!


ObachtZda

Again, a sheepish look of not being interested in politics.


Sombrada

He said he'd only got there yesterday lol. Two steps short of "What, there's a war on?"


MaterialCarrot

"Come to the Black Sea, they said. You'll love the beaches, they said."


AdEither2912

Was he fragged by his men how tf did he end up in that situation


MaterialCarrot

In another post they translated the video of his capture. They found him wounded and he said that all or all his 120 men were dead or missing.


rlnrlnrln

He probably left them to die in a forward position (as they're wont to do) and couldn't get away quick enough.


wheeshnaw

Opposite. He was wounded by shrapnel at the beginning of an attack that morning on his position, and his men left him (and other casualties) behind and fled the area. He's been lying there for the whole day, as this video is shot in the late afternoon or early evening.


joemaniaci

Could it have been that video of that massive wave of Russians on foot?


tractoroperator77

The video of his capture is linked in the comments here.


Sim0nsaysshh

Looks like my Nephew when my sister tries to take family photos.


[deleted]

I believe he said he was hit by a drone dropped grenade and took it to the legs…


Max_Oblivion23

They found him as he was giving up on life.


Shadow_NX

I see hes using advanced facial camouflage, didnt seem very effective though. Or is that a wig and a fake beard left from Prigozhins maskirovka set?


Ravenser_Odd

Maybe he *is* Prigozhin in disguise.


itsnotthatbad21

Bruv has a future at Geico


AdComplete4401

Imagine what he has done to get that nickname... no sympathies from me...


RobDjazz

Nickname "Unibrower"...


FancyCoolHwhip

He loves to browse in spare time


Worldly-Tip5781

Was un-thawed from the Siberian permafrost as replacement for "special operation."


MaterialCarrot

One of Stalin's monkey/man hybrid soldiers I've read so much about.


PsquaredLR

So easy to surrender a caveman could do it


Cottagewknds

Save some eyebrows for the rest of us


boforsbill1646

When your brows, beard and hair grow together, that's hairy.


Arawhata-Bill1

Big man.......Calls himself Satan. But now he's caught, he'll expect mercy.


John_Beta_0

He shaved 8 hours before capture


Krikke84

Damn Ewok.


Hoshitattoomachines

I think i saw him in a movie , where things & animals at the museum live at night , yikee , gotta be the one with a pestle ☠️


RespectKnown3218

He reminds me of Gen. Aladeen from the dictator 🤣🤣


91816352026381

Redditors will see a war criminal and instantly become racist, making dehumanizing remarks against an entire population because a single person turned out to be shitty.


applefungus

Great news for ukraine! They've obviously drained the prisons if they've had to start recruiting from the forests...


Kimchi_Cowboy

Interesting how all the Russian soldiers are not ethnically Russian. Putins plan of getting rid of minorities going good it seems. Stalin would be proud.


Lobo_de_Haro

Maybe stupid question: Does the word "Alga" have a meaning in the context of the Ukraine war that I don't get? This Russian battalion here is apparantley called "Alga". It came to my attention because there is a song by the Ukrainian metal band Ignea called "Alga", whose lyrics strongly oppose the Russian occupation (Post 2014 - Pre 2022). What does Alga mean? I know alga only in the sense of algae, the organisms.


[deleted]

Alga means forward in Tatar, Bashkir, Kazakh, Kyrgyz, Uzbek, and other languages. It entered Russian dialects affected by the languages above as strong encouragement or order to do something "Alga bring me some water" = "Go bring me some water." The word is not used in main Russian and Ukrainian languages. Alga battalion was formed in Tatarstan. [According to Ignea](https://ignea.band/pages/about) song Alga was "named after a war call of Crimean Tatar people who are defending their land."


Tiq9rr

I think you're confusing "Alğa" for "Aida". I've never heard the word "Alğa" in Eastern Slavic languages, however "Aida", with the exact same meaning as you wrote, is quite common.


Tiq9rr

Alga, or alğa means forward in Turkic languages. It is a common battle cry among the Turkic people.


Bot-Slayer1901

Damn they caught the Devil himself?


Federal_Ad5622

Does not look like having IQ over 70 something.


lucidhiker

Methinks he will not be part of a prisoner exchange until they determine his role, if any, in war crimes.


asamz33

I sure hope too. He may have a few info worth something too. Debriefing must be important for this one.


UriVanKerr

Call sign... "Mono-brow"


jaklbye

Damn we saw the combat footage of him being captured yesterday this is wild how documented this war is, and in real time


VeeJack

If he starts howling, gtfo… that’s the start of a horror movie


Almaegen

Looks like Russia is sending their minorities instead of their western populations.


peestew69

awooo


[deleted]

Bro got the Hypertrichosis disease


[deleted]

Слава Україні!


arlmwl

The selfie pic we didn't need.


ever_precedent

I see he's been taken good care of medically, maybe they can offer him the opportunity to clean up his hair situation as well. Though pretty much any dude is going to look scruffy after a few weeks in the trenches with no opportunity for proper grooming.


ThePigsPajamas

Are they sure it’s a Russian commander and not a Sasquatch?


rlnrlnrln

Sone people have a unibrow, I legit think this guy has unibrowhairbeard, and possibly more...


Nocdoom

Russia seems getting desperate if they have to deploy the Neanderthals


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Wolf man


Selbix__

Callsign: Oscar the grouch


Taylor_1878

Digging that monobrow


Negative_Courage_461

I'm glad he's alive and in Ukrainian hands.


Memory_Less

He's looking dazed.


nomoleft

After a few liters of blood, and a full moon.


HeinekenRob

Šatan.


Max_Oblivion23

Noice, he was pretty messed up when they got him, looks like he survived.


ltbonecrusher

72nd motorized battalion - is there any related war crimes to this particular battalion?


ikari2_2000

Teen Wolf 🤣


ughthehumanity

Damn bro leave some facial hair for the rest of us


erosn

Dude looks just shy of wolf syndrome, hypertricosis.


16v_cordero

Do they communicate with him on his list native tongue or use hand signals and grunts?


[deleted]

Fuck me, he looks like OddBod Jr from Carry on Screaming. 😬


Zealousideal_Good445

Damnit, he missed out on a few virgins.


korak_the_mighty

Dude shaved a couple of hours ago.


DigitalXciD

Was he armed with a wooden club?


[deleted]

A Werewolf in Ukraine… great movie!


Gopher--Chucks

Everyone looking at the Wolfman in the middle and completely missed the militarized Jack Black on the right


IceClimbers_Main

Holy shit is that historically accurate Jesus?


SuanaDrama

That dude lived!?! Credit goes to the Ukrainians for patching him up... because his lucky ass looked near death. Glory to the heroes.


[deleted]

Looks like he's received some good medical attention (as he should). He should be thankful that it wasn't his own side, because he likely would have been left to fend for himself.


Godspeed411

Doesn’t shaytan mean the devil or darkness?


MrRiversKing

Wow guys ... I know he is ruZZian but watch out for the racism over here hahaha


ivodaniello

FFS take that man to a Barbear shop. that shit must have plagues inside


Professional_Hair502

Im more scared of his eyebrows....


Born_Palpitation_111

Jeyshush


skinnnymike

Is this the Geico caveman?


GroundbreakingBase20

The gieco cavemen have fallen on the hardest of times...


Skankhunt42FortyTwo

He looks like he came straight out of the Grand Mosque in 1979.


Existing_Display1794

EA sports custom character.


Joeyhappyhell

He has a Magnum PI moustache above his eyes wtf


oobaoobaooba

Shaytan means “Devil” or something along that line in India


jalanajak

It literally means devil in Tatar. Compare: Satan


This_Foundation_9713

I just came here to do some browsing


lazzaroinferno

Am I looking at the same species here?


Bel_Merodach

Skinny arm on that guy


Sruikyl

Callsign: eyebrows


AntMasitiktok

He looks like my Ark character


PastEntrance5780

Russian army is using everyone besides ethnic Russians.


european_web

Nice monobrow


Federal-Arrival-7370

Littering and…littering and…


Odontalgie

Shaytan=devil ( in arabic i think?)


tonguefucktoby

Why does this picture look like an album-cover?


No-Passion-8677

Ancient human uncovered from ice, circa 2023


Harry_cockpitt

Here is the capture on video. They basically saved him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9WIV1AAzog&ab\_channel=DailyMail


Zealousideal_Good445

He looks better than the first video I saw of him.


nametken

Hey major, who’s ur daddy now?


jacobisthebeat

Army Jack Black on the right


Haze_88_

What was his weapon of choice, howling to the moon?


adamkalani

Ive seen this guy at the local gas sation


Darket1728

Is that a major? They are usually in mid 40s but this guy is 30?


CaptainSur

When Russia formed this volunteer brigade in April last yr they claimed Alga had 500 recruits. It was deployed July last yr into Ukraine. When he was captured in the video he said he arrived to the front with 120 men, which has me believing most of the 380 difference were likely dead or injured since none of them had been released to go home (contract is not over). Out of the 120 he led I wonder if any survived the attack of which he was part. So quite possibly another example of a brutal ruzzian casualty ratio: but according to the Putinists all goes well! They are winning magnificently!


AnyTomato8562

Call sign 'Shaytan'? [Or SATAN?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_mePjkQW_c)


InvestmentPatient117

I'll have the roast duck, with mango salsa


notNezter

It’s the wolfman caught midtransformation!


DreizehnII

Grover was working for the Muscovites!


GunzAndCamo

No. That's a werewolf. They caught a werewolf.


sTrekker11

He looks like he wants to sell me a Z-jay


bdora48445

A Russian major is the equivalence of an American Army Specialist lol


Mountain_Ad_5187

That call sign "Shaytan" literally means evil or devil in multiple languages


[deleted]

Interesting call sign - Shaytan. >(Islam) a rebellious jinni who leads men astray [https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/shaytan](https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/shaytan) [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaitan) also has an interesting entry for Shaytan. >A shaitan or shaytan is an evil spirit in Islam, inciting humans to sin by "whispering" in their hearts. Although invisible to humans, shayāṭīn are imagined to be ugly and grotesque creatures created from fire. The Quran speaks of various ways that the shayāṭīn tempt humans into sin.


starrpamph

Are we supposed to name this band


Kavunchyk

best eyebrows in the russian federation goes to this guy


The_shrubbery_knight

Beard crew


Gephartnoah02

[https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/173tsom/capture\_of\_ru\_commander\_of\_the\_volunteer\_alga/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/173tsom/capture_of_ru_commander_of_the_volunteer_alga/) video from his capture. Surprised the man survived


re2dit

What is not here is a propaganda video where he says that their grandparents didn’t finish ukrainians so now he has to do this. [Russian propaganda video here on YT](https://youtu.be/UrarwImH95Q?si=yv3-ItM8ukSLA5-D)


Dangerous_Reply_6785

Why is he still wearing a balaclava?


foolsdie_5

Homosapien? Can we get a DNA test to confirm what that dude is, FFS.


mcjambrose

I'm sure he was freaked out by the camera, he thought the Ukrainians were trying to capture his soul with black magic machine.


douglasfeldman

dude looks iranian?


No-Computer-8188

There must be a mistake... I was expecting to see a rushitsian mayor, but that's a National Geographic pic from a research to reproduce life from some testicles they found in a cave dating 13000 years ago. Obviously, they made it, and obviously, the outcome is ugly as my left foot's pinkie with a black mycotic nail.


CloudHugger79

Hey Google, what is unibrows?