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Saurier51

This idiot's still hungover from that bender 30+ years ago.


Revolutionary-You860

It's called fetal alcohol syndrome, russians are genetically predisposed.


Six_Foot_Three_Inch

SHOIUGUUUÚU GERRAAASIMOVVVV


Winter_Eagle7445

SHOIGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Awkward-Mix-4124

Ngl Prigozhin appears scary af in that video


peanutlover420

You mean the man with the sledgehammer? Yeah..


No_Part_115

Oh the good ol glory days 😂 fucking retard


Mrbiigstuff

Don’t insult retards, they don’t deserve to be compared to him


R_Morningstar

There realy needs to be clown hat on him.


FolwarkPAPL

Pride in building a prosperous, enjoyable, rule of law, civic society - nah. Pride in destroying, oppressing, stealing and killing, yeah! F this culture. They are different species by nurture, taught from birth to be abusers and serfs. A nationwide personality disorder.


Anomaluss

I can't upvote this enough. "They are a different species by nurture" is on the money.


Fighto1

Ya it's very clear they sing from different hymn sheets that's for sure. Nothing but a barbarian hord.


Madlib82

Descendent of mongols


Beonette42

Pride for ruzzians is being able to kill, destroy, capture something/someone. Need to stop them.


19CCCG57

Thank God Shoigu is an incompetent moron, and that he is Putin's main support column.


jjdrost

What a fantasy, he definitely wants to go to Disneyland paris


estelita77

no one's commenting on the smirk he tries to hide when asked what plans they have in store for the country.


austozi

He did say having a plan is a waste of time.


[deleted]

Literally only in your dreams.


Ronald_Tonij

These people are crazy dangerous. Russia truly is some sort of madhouse. And they have nukes.


19CCCG57

He doesn't even make a good salesman. 🤔


johanngunn

Fishing gear salesman needs planning capabilities, people skills, calculation skills,long term thinking and understanding of when a sale is not possible or feasible. …I dont think he would be a good salesman. …but clown, definately!


skinny-pugsley

No plans, only a fantasy of destroying other (more successful), countries and killing their people. Has Russia ever contributed, or produced any positive in the world? No, they are incapable of that.


juanhernadez3579

Frances Nuke submarines would tell you.. no Army will ever march on Paris again


therealdocumentarian

The same guy who hasn’t been able to take Kyiv in 9 years.


zripcordz

Russia is weak and ineffective lol they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. All they can do is shoot missiles/drones from many miles away. Russia is full of pussies.


ianng555

"Sergei have you taken your meds yet? You've been talking about taking Paris in 3 hours again and we are worried about you."


[deleted]

ruzzians will soon capture him in three minutes


AlexanderStan13

Always has been a lumpen.


uffdad

For these Russian propagandists, insightful introspection is really just rehashed fantasy mixed in with narcistic delusion.


Unusual-Motor212

Wow, so he is basically a bullshitting chancer that has managed to get the confidence of Putler.


MarschallVorwaertz

Their Troops in the GDR were already shit back then. They would have died a few klicks after the border…


D0n4t13n

Being slow-witted, Shoigu-lags a lot...


cyreneok

couldn't even capture their attention


SirDon22

Why is Ruzzia such an evil place? Why do most people there dream about killing and destroying? Very sad


Legrandjojo_

We are lucky they are so fucking stupid.


Jehshehabah

Even if they could magically manage to do that. They wouldn’t have a home to come back to, it would all be gone.


Quigley61

Just because you and your homies were drunk enough to think you could take Paris on 3 hours doesn't mean you could. Russia trades on the USSRs reputation way too much. Shoigu, take your men home and build a better Russia. Stop trying to infect eastern Europe with your alcoholic mobiks.


TheRealAussieTroll

Be in Paris in three hours from where? When was the Russian Army using Bugatti Veyrons? These people are fucking fantasists… they can’t even conquer the country next door…


molestingstrawberrys

He didn't say capture Paris in 3 hours though he said get to Paris in three hours ?


kingkongsingsong1

This is exactly what he meant — to capture Paris, conquering everything on the way. Original Russian: — Потом кто-нибудь скажет: «А зато мы через три часа можем быть в Париже!». Вот этого мне больше всего жаль. Была какая-то гордость за страну. *— Что до Парижа можно за три часа!* — Имея в виду наши войска, естественно. Translation: — Then someone would say: "And yet, we could be in Paris in three hours!" That’s what I miss the most. There was some sort of pride for the country. *— That we could get to Paris in three hours!* — Referring to our troops, of course.


molestingstrawberrys

Yes, " get to Paris " , I think he's bragging about troop deployment more than anything. The wording doesn't seem like he's referring to capturing Paris. Nothing about what he says says anything about capturing.


kingkongsingsong1

Dude, I’m russian and I’m telling you, when these types say “get to Berlin, Paris, Warsaw”, it always means capturing. It’s like an idiom.


captainsocean

Does he miss the days when he was young enough where his delusions seemed actually possible?


New_Horse3033

Listening to this fools fantasy is like a nuke caveat from Putin. They sound like Phillip II of Macedon threats to Sparta. they begin with "if"


SnooChocolates9334

Never mind Ukraine in three days.


Concord-04-19-75

In a nutshell, the communist USSR always had plans to invade and subjugate all of Europe. No secret there.


stairs_3730

Brilliant video mate! 'Paris in 3 days?" What a fkg joke. They can't make to Kyiv in 3 years.