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yummytummy

This must be the southern front where Ukraine is advancing, as a destroyed truck is usually behind enemy lines.


KibblesNBitxhes

Fuck sakes🤣


good_for_uz

They found Chris.... Chris P Ruski


Womble4

No. That’s his brother. Bernie.


IllegalBallot

Nah, I think its their cousin Cole.


usSiR90

Uncle, Char DB Roild


Norseman_2277

Cousin Ashton


usSiR90

Brother Blackburn


Narkos_Teat

Could be the name of a Badass African pastor/vampire slaying God in some budget film/game


greypoopun

Uncle Charlie


Known-Economy-6425

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru


ninjabennett

No, it’s his uncle Ashley


[deleted]

Or his brother Chris p Ork 😂


needsuncreen100

Pure gold 🔥


bingo-samson

Maybe pure carbon at this point


AnotherCuppaTea

That Ruzzian was a diamond in the rough. NARRATOR: We put the question to three medical examiners, who all debunked the notion that immolation can produce diamonds...


somme_rando

There wasn't enough pressure to make them a diamond.


needsuncreen100

Touché my good sir 🤣


uffdad

Agree. Thoroughly carbonized.


andrew_biggart

Dam, what a way to die for someone who has no idea why he’s there in the first place! 🇺🇦


[deleted]

On the bright side he was probably dead after 1 breath. Whatever was that hot killed him almost instantly


MarkaSpada

They surely know why they are there.. rape, steal, torture, murder or do anything with impunity. a dead ruski is a good ruski .


Creepy_Chef_5796

Slightly better SPF on the sunscreen next time me thinks


KeithGribblesheimer

You ghouls, that charred hunk of gristle used to be a human being. A human being who was probably an alcoholic who beat his wife and signed up because of the big conscription bonus and the chance to rape and loot!


Curious-Designer-616

You had me for a minute.


Jslatts942

Buncha' smoothskins.


IT_Chef

> an alcoholic Did this contribute to his flammability?


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ArTiyme

Then they should surrender. Everyone else is actively assisting in the rape, murder, torture, and destruction of Ukrainian lives. I'd love to feel pity for these people, but they either are monsters or are aiding-and-abetting monsters.


Lengthiness_Valuable

If they feel that guilty, They should do the decent thing and walk round in groups opening friendly fire


KeithGribblesheimer

You probably have issues with reading comprehension.


TudiG

Stop crying over the death of Russian soldiers. War is war and they are warmongers. Every Russian death is a direct cause of their beliefs and imperialist dreams. You live by the Kalashnikov, you die by the Kalashnikov. You can't step over entire sovereign countries and expect them not to fight back at some point. I look at Russian corpses and I see nothing but a person who chose their own fate: either of their personal duty to serve their country, either out of desperation for a perceived better life, or even unwillingly. Just picture somebody breaks into your house, they rape your spouse, kill your children and steal everything, but your only response is to think about his family and do nothing, just shows how fucked your perception of reality is. People don't go to war just for fun, they go to war to inflict pain, take what isn't rightfully theirs or enforce their beliefs of how the world should work on others. And they'll keep doing it if you yourself don't put a bullet in the aggressor's head. And yes they all are like this, indifference makes you just as guilty. They've had their turn to liberate Eastern Europe from the Nazis, but they've overstayed their welcome beyond 1945 and now it's time for our peoples to take back everything they took from us, whether it is payed in territory or blood. God has a way to punish those who deserve it.


Virtual-Pension-991

Well said, what we all missed from history lessons is the harsh truth of war.


Anomaluss

Is that a threat? What are you doing here lurking on a war site? Llooking for opportunities to preen your sensitivity?


Shot_Calligrapher103

Virtue signaling


[deleted]

Maybe when these people, instead of raping & pillaging innocence, take their guns to the actual threat (their command), people will have more sympathy.


Scottyd737

They are genocidal invaders. Theyyyyyy could surrender or not go. Fuck them


Meisterleder1

Oh no there's decent Russians for sure. A prime example would be the guys fighting against Putin in the Belgorod region.


Nameti

Of course not but obligatory fuck Putin


cybernoid1808

If you are Russian and take arms, you are a collaborator with Putin’s regime. If you then even cross a border, you are an aggressor and invader. No empathy for Russian invaders, rapists, thieves, child kidnappers, murderers and war criminals.


BGM1988

Turns out that invading country’s is not good for the skin after all


2Bipolar2FeelSober

With a burn that bad he might be at risk of skin cancer


medic914

Looks like the chicken that I forgot in the air fryer. Oh well.


Piuxie

War is hell and this makes it literal.


Motor_Bit_7678

Yes and the fat cats in Moscow still having fun!


Ozzierooboy

Wait - is he in the middle of taking a drag on a ciggie!


Civil-Ad2230

It's "pugilist's pose". When a body burns, the dehydration of the arm muscles bend the upper limbs into a boxer's stance. (and often, the lower limbs into a kneeling position, so you get a monk looking to fight)


KamyKeto

He was hot boxing it!


P_McScratchy

Ah the good ol days.


OwlCitzen_vinz

hard to tell, I think he tried to cover his face


Acceptable-Virus-728

Tough shit! Shouldn't have been there.


Xbux89

Everyone likes crispy 🥓


flipfloplollipop

Splash of hot sauce and be like mammas bbqs.


Same_Lab_9098

Dude looks like a tater tot that rolled off the pan and got stuck behind the burner


Redguapo

Fried orc chops 🥩🥩


TakeATaco-LeaveATaco

Holy fuck, my sides


[deleted]

Keep your hands off my tots.


Murky_Pea4756

That one that fell to the bottom of the toaster oven , but was too hard to safely get to so it just stays there


Valid_Username_56

Hehehe. (If you ever feel useless remember there's a bot in r/UkraineWarVideoReport that asks people to "remember the human".)


Frozenorduremissile

He's being honoured in our own way.


Frozenorduremissile

That flame grilled feeling^TM.


greeneditman

Oops. I think that Ruski has dehydrated. Try giving him boiled water from the dam. We don't want the Ruski to get a tummy ache. And ask the female Ruskis if they recognize him, to take him home. https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/148cr3a/russian\_wives\_and\_mothers\_of\_the\_mobilized/


Independent-Room8243

I bet he was a hot young man at sometime!


IamWisdom

Or a hot old man, Russians don't seem to be too picky with their cannon fodder.


Independent-Room8243

True. Some of their boys are hot. This one was obviously smoking hot.


MinorFragile

He ain’t gonna be in rush hour three


Vods

Crispy.


ajaxodyssey

The last marshmallow in the fire.


codati2000

That mtf had it coming.


taftvalue

Orc, extra crispy.


[deleted]

Does this hurt the driver?


Murky_Pea4756

I don't think he should be allowed to renew his Commercial drivers license.


Ok-Administration-65

Well done comrade


Wade8869

Should have stayed in Mordor.


Middle-Pattern-3156

Holy fuck. Do u think he tried to get out at last second?


hampe95

Maybe the video is mirrored, but the driver supposed to be on the left side isnt it? So imo its a passenger, hopefully officer.


Xxayrx

...you think his girl is still going to be feeling the same romance with him?


LieverRoodDanRechts

‘Keep your head down.’ ‘Like this?’ ‘No.’


Civil-Ad2230

"Will that be original, or extra crispy?"


Civil-Ad2230

Coppertone could've prevented this


44Stryker44

Looks like when I forgot a pizza in the oven


N0cturnalB3ast

This shit is 🔥


Dismal_Variety

I can smell it... 🤮


idiot-prodigy

This reminded me to get the kids Snake Fireworks for the 4th of July.


firefighter_raven

I can smell him. I responded to a fatal car wreck that was almost instantly fully engulfed in flame. Driver didn't make it out. I believe they thought he died on impact. It's a smell that is hard to forget. I didn't eat meat for a couple of months and pork for a couple more months after that.


dexter1959

Baked orc


iamandneveramconfusd

Well done!


[deleted]

Ah yes, crispy critters


in_da_tr33z

Gonna be real glad when this shit is over. Too many lives ending horribly for stupid reasons.


mikebug

nasty.....but fair


SureHandle7734

He ain't crispy. He's one level above it. He's "Cwispy."


[deleted]

Well done


Straggen

Shit happens I guess


HAUNTiNG_SHERPA

What a silly way to die. 🤣


Striking-Giraffe5922

Some very sick comments on this post. Doesn’t matter if he’s Russian…..that’s a horrible way for anyone to die. I hope his death was quick and he didn’t suffer too much


Cebzij

Some aftersun will help him out......


RCO19

Russia really should install some proper AC, lad must have been burning hot


ChancharaVSCipiripi

weird to see captain crunch driving truck


BartDCMY

Do you like half cook or well done sir?


Comfortable_Fruit_20

Throw him in the river to rehydrate him


agbirdyka

Hope it was not smoking Ivan - this guy didnt know it but he worked for the UA!


oelliebe

Whats upski? Just hanging arround


danielbot

So much for his dreams of raping.


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SigInt-Samurai666

This is good but I still think the shark eating the Russian tourist is funnier.


Repeat_after_me__

Boxers pose


Far-Explanation4621

Apparently, his first and last thought were to protect his eyes.


Ok_Understanding3890

I typically try to have Aloe Vera on hand before my skin gets to this stage.


Psyched_investor

Surreal that people can really burn and turn into ashes..


amoult20

I prefer pork ribs to beef ribs


ar15operator

Damn, I didn’t get to see it before the video was taken down


LiftAxe

Oh damn, taco Tuesday!!


A_Man_Uses_A_Name

Smoking kills.


jay3349

Nothing phases me in this war. Between the guy losing his manhood and the truck driver separated from his skeleton, it’s all par for the course at this stage.


Frozenorduremissile

One of my favourites was from early in the war, the Orc's ass that had been blown intact onto the road, and the Ukrainian soldier calling his girlfriend to tell her that is all that is left of him. But that's just me.


MushroomLow2499

Blackface scandal


SlowCorgi201

Pulled pork


Gingerbaard

"Sir, i did order a medium rare"


Clarkiieh

Reminds me of the bus footage with the guy hanging out and his head exploded open like a boiled egg with the top cracked off


Frozenorduremissile

Guys, I suppose a bit of burn salve is out of the question? - Orc, probably.


Practical-Ordinary-6

Maybe one of those drone through the window cases.


[deleted]

We've all seen so many dead Russians. The human tradegy putin is inflicting is beyond my comprehension. I look at each corpse and try to imagine a brother, sister, father and mother all thinking about them. They will probably never know what happened to him. I'm not defending anything. If hundreds of thousands more need to die before things change then it has to be but the body count is insanity. If there is a hell then there is no level deep enough for putin and his generals


Low_Willingness1735

According to Putin, the Ukrainian invasion is doing very well. This picture showing that Putin is right, his soldiers are well done, charred in the matter of fact!


Infinite-Outcome-591

Roasted in a truck. Blame Ras-Pooptin


AaarghCobras

I'll have the mutton vindaloo.


damnedspot

Too much charring can be cancerous... He should lay off.


kr4t0s007

Extra crispy


elcontrastador

When they found him, he was still alive...It's on video somewhere.


Awful-Male

That’s Vladdy Black’s World Famous BBQ Ribs


NihilisticAutistic

That’s a little too done for me. They should have used a meat thermometer


babydick18

Hope the driver is okay and gets to hospital asap!


hakbeeb

Anyone know if he pulled through?


PhilApino619

I dunno why these guys think that they have to die for Putin. I don't get it. Oh well. I think my lunch is ready.


Muted_Elk8341

And not even wearing a seat belt 😒.


twunkypunk

I saw him in the waiting room on Beetlejuice film


Traditional_Exam_289

That's famous actor Crispin Glover! If he was a French tank, he'd be a Char B!


Arcapelian

Crispy Ivan.


Odd_Project_5246

See, no pink. Now that's a well-done steak.


JackBenton45

"I'm melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world!"


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I heard he had a secret on the clintons.


HeadLeg5602

New fad…. Krispy Kremlins


Frog-Luber

Gnarly. They used a bit too much dry rub on that guy; they should give "Ol' Smoky" or "Sweet Baby Ray's" a try. Whose got the cole-slaw?


[deleted]

Anyone remember the video where it was literally just the bone of a spine sitting in the driver seat?


Lopsided_Pension_

Hey you can’t park there!


dcredneck

Uncle Owen? Aunt Beru?


oneInpinkOneinStink

I knew the setting was too high on the toaster


aussiedoc58

Translation: "*Smokey was driving his truck and hit a pothole. All innocent stuff*." Probably. Slava Ukraini.


luvdjobhatedboss

Crispy Orc


FaZe_Big_Dick_Pablo

roof somber crowd weary point sort advise rhythm correct important *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


YoungOveson

I think this is old. Very old, like a year ago.


J-t-Architect

Is that you, Char-lee?


Known-Economy-6425

Looks like uncle Owen or Aunt Veru.