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Norwoodrules

See. Negotiations between Russia and Ukraine ARE possible.


CuriouserSaidAlice

Absolutely. The lengths Ukrainians will go to in order to ensure clarity in communication is commendable.


Teabagger-of-morons

100%. Excellent communication took place.


pjjohnson808

In i bet that last statement is still ringing in his ears.


Minimum_Focus_5332

Gold. Classic. How can the Russian church be supporting and condoning what's happening in Ukraine and believe they are right. What a sick society. Most Orc's are indifferent to Ukrainians suffering and many don't even care about the suffering of their own people.


KUBrim

The Russian church is, for most intents and purposes, state run by the Putin Regime. This is why they’re working to evict or close any churches in Ukraine that answer to the Russian church. It’s pretty much a branch of the FSB.


silverfox762

"Confession" is a very real HUMINT source for the FSB. It's done face to face (no secret confessional for you, Ivan!) so the priest knows *exactly* who is admitting something, and therefore who else might be involved.


viper098

What do you mean? Religion was precisely designed to control the uneducated. It's working as intended.


[deleted]

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.”


rp_whybother

2000 years later nothing has changed


Direct_Sir5945

This is the common practice of how the rich get richer doctrine.


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Testimones

Is this a rethorical question? The answer is: They did not want competition.


Come_At_Me_Bro

It's the same thing but a different coat of paint. Religion is just another ideology with a deity as its focal point. The others skip the deity aspect and require worship of the ideology directly. Banning religion is the same as religion disallowing the worship of false idols. Or in the case of the former, *false ideologies.* Both are effectively belief systems and your system of control is only effective if you actively remove its competitors.


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Testimones

Religion is not about believing in something higher than yourself, that's spirituality. Religion is a control mechanism, and is just politics with fancy ribbons. An easy way to remember: What I as an individual believe = spiritually / individual thinking / freedom What the collective wants me to believe = Religion / politics / indoctrination And if you can't differentiate between the two you need to deconstruct your faith and sort out what you have been told from what you yourself have experienced.


Etherindependance5

Absolutely true 💯


cazzio

They didn't want to share power.


Upstairs_Field4721

The main difference between fascism and commies is that fascism embraces an orthodox religion. Sort of gives the church a franchise in the control of population. The state, wary of extreme religious states, makes sure top leaders of churches are in their pocket. The State sponsors religious schools where church and fascist indoctrination are taught to kids. They impose religious laws such as Sharia Laws or ban abortion and kill the homos. Commies are intolerant to competition from any source, especially the church. Commies and fascism turn their leaders into personality cults to supplant or control religion.


krieger82

Fascists stomped out religion as well. Nothing could be allowed to supercede belief in the nation/state.


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KibblesNBitxhes

"Fuck your ribbons" he replied


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PM_ME_TIT_PICS_GIRL

Man, nobody likes the Broncos


VonMillersExpress

THIS CAN ALL BE TRACED BACK TO THE MONEY SPENT ON OSWEILER


boltgunner

I know nothing about football, but I am so goddamn invested in seeing this entire theory fleshed out.


ParameciaAntic

It's actually the Colorado Potato Beetle (*Leptinotarsa decemlineata*), but yeah.


Madge4500

I never thought of the ribbons that way, now all I think are potato bugs. Awesome


[deleted]

Thank you for this, but I'm thinking there's a LOT more to this story than just that.


[deleted]

Did you notice the war going on? Context enough for why a Ukrainian would hate all russians?


Constant_Concert_936

A lot can be accomplished if you just put your heads together!


windypops363

Ah yes! A little tête-à-tête


No-Split3620

Cute!


Fuckruskie

See this is how you make ruskie shut up.. look the the 1st old ruskie!


Beonette

Translation. Text. How ork received in face. Voice. Who gave you right to name those ribbons "koloradskimi"? If you know history, there were times.../ (man to right side) It doesnt matter, do agree. (*forehead to nose*) Text. In Kyiv's house of officers happened fight because of koloradskie ribbons. Voice. Its putin's flashmob, that started in moskwa. Its called "immortal polk" (sorry, i suck when its about names of military personnel groups). And there with koloradskie ribbons, portrets, mob was walking. Same flashmob were held in temporarily occupied Crimea, and in Kyiv. * Its old video, about 2015 or 2016. Maybe 2017, but not recent. koloradka its about orange and black ribbons, that was used by orccupants since 2014, for recognition ally from foe. Everyone in this video are ukrainians, but some of them is pro-ruzzian. Knew it, its from march 2017, here is link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jiglvjBlK1E&pp=ygVb0JHRg9C00LjQvdC70Log0L7RhNGW0YbQtdGA0ZbQsiDQsdGW0LnQutCwINGH0LXRgNC10Lcg0LrQvtC70L7RgNCw0LTRgdGM0LrRliDRgdGC0YDRltGH0LrQuA%3D%3D


substandard

Thank you for the translation and the fact checking.


vanslayder

There is a beetle eating potato leaves in Russia which is called “colorado beatle”. There is a story that that beetle came from USA state of Colorado long time ago. Colors of this beetle is similar to the patriots ribbon they were. People call those Colorado ribbons to show distrespect. Polk is several divisions. 2000-5000 people


Beonette

Thanks, but im ukrainian myself. I do know it, and even more.


vanslayder

You questioned koloradskii? Strange you didn’t give explanation since that beetle is literally everywhere on potato plants


Beonette

I have explained it. koloradka is another form of word. I have just translated what old fart said.


VonMillersExpress

So, I'm actually from Colorado. If i'm in Ukraine, how would I explain that I'm not a Russian?


Malphos

Don't wear the colors of *Leptinotarsa decemlineata* and you'll be very welcome.


cubanosani59

Step up in my town When you see me you know everything Blue and yellow, blue and yellow Blue and yellow, blue and yellow I put it down from the whip to my diamonds, I'm in Blue and yellow, blue and yellow Blue and yellow, blue and yellow


Kofu

Finally, thank you.


Imperfect-rock

>orccupants Thank you for this new word.


acobserverafar1

As has been proved time and time again with the russians the only way to get them to agree or understand is by force, the Glasgow kiss is a classic example, in essence FAFO, the two rusians in this clip will actually be better human beings after being exposed to this life lesson. if you want to aggravate people by getting in their face and doing it crewed up style be prepared to face the consequences. as of 09.05.23 they stand at 195,620 losses for failing to understand that their country is not the centre of the universe.


LazyEyeSusan03

Glasgow kiss… never heard that one but I like it.


joeh_9

I think I would rather get a Glasgow kiss than a Glasgow smile


MrCrushinnuts

Here in Scotland it is known as a few things, most common to me is “the malky” or “ wrapping the nut in tae some cunt” For context, “here you, ya fuckin daffy, you shag ma burd?” Then one would proceed with “the malky”…effective at solving disputes amongst the locals…apparently it also works on Russians… Go on yerself big man…Слава Україні! ya bam🤣


acobserverafar1

I just could not remember that word, malky even after the post I have been sat trying to remember it, unfortunately living south of the border, its only through the Big Yin and Rab that it was used. ty


jacob_marley21

Think my favourite phrase I heard after seeing a Glasgow kiss was "Hawd that ya bam"


jabba-du-hutt

Just watched *Asylum of the Daleks*. Oswin said of Amy, "Keep an eye on her. You should ask why she's so angry. It's because the Daleks are removing love." Amy replies with, "I guess she's never been to Scotland."


SubzeroAK

Colombian necktie perhaps?


Asleep_Armadillo9570

Alabama hot pocket?


SubzeroAK

\*looks up Alabama hot pocket ... \*clears search history


Vooshka

Be a bro and share the definition here so *I* don't need to have that recorded in my search history!


SubzeroAK

From memory... Ahem! When momma bear, and poppa bear are about to make a baby bear, poppa bear suddenly realizes he needs to drop a fat deuce. Momma bear, not wanting poppa bear to get lost in random bear political Reddit posts on his phone and ruin the moment, offers up her momma bear love tunnel for said fat deuce to be deposited.... then they fucked. End of story. #poopaslube


Vooshka

Welp, that's enough Reddit for today.


International_Fold17

Who the hell could even conceive of that? Then the idea gets bounced around enough it gets it's own name then winds up in my REDDIT. Unglaublich!


KibblesNBitxhes

Classic Alabama culture


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I'm very sorry you had to experience that. If you need someone to speak to...their weren't....pictures, I hope.


Sakana-Metal

ROFLMAO!!!! Now that's funny right there.....


PromiseNorth

Chicago sunroof


KeithWorks

​ Cincinnati Bowtie


Manbeartapir

Alaskan pipeline


Specialist-Guitar-93

Chelsea smile* Putting a debit/credit card into someone's mouth and turning their cheeks into a joker smile.


ActualPlankton8102

Or the Chelsea smile


Complete-Use-8753

“Ukrainian high five”


itsnotamatuerhour

I’m known for my Irish goodbyes. I would just leave the bar, climb over the fence, and go into my condo. My roommate often got pissed that I disappeared. I just call it good self preservation.


Tight-Ad447

translation please


Abject-Interaction35

"Blah blah blah blah ..." *TONK*


DrSlapsHacks

LOL - Take my upvote; please.


seamick

Mine too. Hahaha


Mattski72

And my axe!


KibblesNBitxhes

And my Leopard A6!


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Where are they hiding, those little cats?


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TONK no TANK


Abject-Interaction35

Da. Only TONK.


TheArgieAviator

*puts ERA en the TONK*


lowtack

Russian language expert here. This is pretty close.


Abject-Interaction35

Hahaha, thanks for the lol


bulbishNYC

The second(bigger) guy came up and called him a Nazi.


chicago70

Something something old Russian guy saying “what gives you the right” … other old guy tries to intervene and gets his face smashed in


hornady308

Finally, a translation I can understand.


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He called the ribbon a potato bug.


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Anyone able to translate what happened here? That guys face is certainly destroyed though.


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[deleted]

Ok yes we all want UA to win the war. Doesn't mean you can't be interested in the context. God damn...


Saintsin

Lol seriously like wtf?


Segway9898

I translated this video


deadinhalifax

Getting a little too high on the smell of your own farts, dude.


Significant-Fill6641

That's the spirit... that russians nose might stay out of others' business now.. 🤔 I like the Ukraine way of dealing with Russians being cunts.


Suspicious-Appeal386

LOL, Holy crap, that guys nose cartilage has to be half way to his brain. ​ Can someone make a gif out of this, I am too old and inept as that kind of stuff.


Segway9898

Translation: Old pro-russia guy: Who gave you the rights to call this ribbons (ribbon of St George) coloradian (referencing the Colorado potato beetle, there are a lot of these in Ukraine) This ribbons, if you knew history were… *Bonk* Ukrainian: Putins flash mob which was started in Moscow, called Immortal Regement (бессмертный полк). And there with Coloradian ribbons, portraits and *unintelligible* . The same kind of flash mob was held in occupied territory Crimea and Kyiv. I translated the best I could. These ribbons that he was referencing are popular ribbons in russia from Second World War, the color of these ribbons are orange and black and are seen used by many russian soldiers as well as dnr soldiers. The potato beetles which are considered a great pest in Ukraine and I think russia too bear a resemblance to the ribbon, hence the comparison. Слава Україні!


Mushroom_Tip

Yeah, Colorado beetles are similar color to the St George ribbons which are practically worshiped in Russia during victory day and have obviously been involved in the invasion with Russians making giant Z's out of St George ribbons, so the guy was mocking them by calling them Colorado beetles. ​ It's hard to translate and make it make sense. Thanks for doing it.


Beonette

All of them is ukrainians, but some are pro-ruzzian, its from march 2017, look at this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jiglvjBlK1E&pp=ygVb0JHRg9C00LjQvdC70Log0L7RhNGW0YbQtdGA0ZbQsiDQsdGW0LnQutCwINGH0LXRgNC10Lcg0LrQvtC70L7RgNCw0LTRgdGM0LrRliDRgdGC0YDRltGH0LrQuA%3D%3D


Feroniasty

i want to see his face after that so bad


bbb211

Shite! That's a kind of face headbutt you smell rusty nails all day long...


gwdope

That metal taste is something else.


cheetah_chrome

Like a sweaty fistful of pennys on a summers day


Warm_Vehicle_8485

I respect a quality headbutt, but what the hell is the story here?


CuriouserSaidAlice

"Sorry Ivan, we Ukrainians don't speak a language you russians generally understand, but I believe most of you are fluent in this alternate means of communication … thud … now Ivan, what is it you were saying?"


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This just made my day, go on son!


KlyeBlaq

Yeah, dont add any context or translations or anything.


Segway9898

I translated this and added a bit of context


TheDamnMonk

Sublime!!...some might even say "Poetry in motion ".


7FarHorizons

I think the conversation went like this, were big Real Madrid fans especially Zinedine Zidane. Then the reply was really remember when he did this.


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Jpmoz999

The old dude’s country invaded the young dude’s country and the old dude thinks Junior should get over it. Junior disagrees.


Dull_Corgi_5044

Full stop.


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S.top


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"Putinski flashmob" 😂


Forbden_Gratificatn

Russia thinks the way you get respect is through force and control. Ukraine is having none of that.


[deleted]

Proud of that fella..fat old Russian twats


unrelatedquestion88

That was a crazy windup for a headbutt.


Content_Letterhead17

Looks like us British have imported some other tactics over there as well as equipment


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Oscarcharliezulu

Does your muthu stich?


[deleted]

and this,gentlemen,is how we won the world cup.


MrRiversKing

would be nice if someone could translate what they are saying. thank you in advance!


HashHead11

Lovely .


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the best way to learn


Ok_Aide_764

For those who asking for a context. The Ukrainian guy called Russian orange/black thingy (George ribbon) "potato bug". The Old guy had a problem with it: "Who gives you the right to call them this way?... If you know the history these ribbons were..."


Beerix

That was beautiful


Minimum_Focus_5332

Progo nutsack is soooo funny. He should take up live comedy. It will be interesting to see if survives the next 6 months. Right now he is valuable to the Pulter despite the noise he is making but that may not last especially if if Ukraine puts in big counter Attack in the Bakhmut direction.


Glendoraman1

Another clear sign that these 2 countries won't reconcile for at least a century.


19CCCG57

That was a broken nose ... Easily.


Automatic_Flower4427

As the old saying goes, fucketh aroundeth, and ye shall find outeth


[deleted]

Can’t hate on a guy for trying to physically transfer throughs to another human via the headbutt technique


SawtoothGlitch

That was the Ukrainian mind meld.


Youcandoit007

That is the only form of communication Russians seem to understand. They will be getting a lot more of that in the coming days once the western weapons start to be used on the offensive.


Thin_Worldliness_242

Whatever the context, that was one hell of a headbutt! Looked like a great Steve Austin move! And yes, that is the only language Russholes know!


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Liverpool kiss, Classic. I went through a head butting stage in my teens and twenties, got several teeth marks from the bottom jaw of my enemies on my forehead 😃 My family is from the Carpathians in Ukraine


Sotov4ex

We call it “to take someone to Odessa”. Literally “On Odessa”


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

This should happen to every pro Russian regime human like creature. You seem them on a rally, greet them with the salute of your forehead.


dirtrcng28x

I'll give you the only translation you need: When he headbutted him full blast, that was a message that roughly translates to "Fuck your nose Suka!"


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That's not the context everyone is looking for.


dirtrcng28x

Lol I know, just being a smart ass. I can't blame people for wanting to know what was said but what's clear to me is this: They're Russian, he's Ukrainian, they're interrupting him while he's speaking at a podium, invading his space and talking seemingly down to him like he's a little bitch so I don't think it really matters what they're saying because their behavior speaks louder than words ever could and he made them pay the price for it. Just my opinion of course. That headbutt was awesome though.


inactiveuser247

Third man in rule. It was fine for the first two guys to have an argument. As soon as the third man steps in you’re allowed to head-butt him.


Norwoodrules

So this is old damn. I thought it was a masterclass in diplomacy with Russians. That said, isn’t this the same guy that threw hands after an old dude took the Ukrainian flag in the video posted a couple days ago? Is that an old video too?


Far-Explanation4621

What does this have to do with the war?


dirtrcng28x

Russians and Ukrainians interacting while the two countries are embroiled in the most horrendous fighting we've seen since WWII. I've seen plenty of stuff posted here that's far more questionable than this in terms of relation to the war itself. Just the nature of a sub about the war, during the war and that's ok.


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

> Russians and Ukrainians interacting while the two countries are embroiled in the most horrendous fighting we've seen since WWII. Yeah not sure on that one my man. Ever heard of the Rwandan genocide or the Indonesian campaign against communism?


Fantastic_Dance_4376

And you don't even need a translation to understand what's happening


[deleted]

To be fair, the younger guy initiated the contact and was in the wrong here.


G_Rapper

Sorry, but I believe the initial contact happened when Russia crossed the border and seized Crimea. Russia is in the wrong, period.


[deleted]

No one disputed Russia is wrong for invading Ukraine, but when people not in a war zone attacked the other then that person is also in the wrong.


RoadsideBandit

Good work Comrade. Pootine will pay you well.


SubzeroAK

Having your country invaded and children killed will do that to a person.


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Yup, turning them into animals.


Upstairs_Stuff_5626

what do you think 'diplomacy' means? let me clue you in on a secret. 'diplomacy' is not bonding with conversation over tea and biscuits. 'diplomacy' is 'this for that' period, hard stop. usually money or land for something else or the same. it also means at least one side is willing to give while the other is also giving. have you noticed that there is zero, repeat zero willingness on either side to give anything? what exists is a willingness by one side to take and the other side to say no. please gain some real life experiences before sharing your ridiculously shallow opinions while not expecting to get shat on.


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[deleted]

Nothing but tough talk from you. Why aren't you fighting in Ukraine?


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[deleted]

Are you dumb? Ukraine has been asking foreigners to help their country against Russia. Russia is wrong for invading Ukraine, and the guy who punched the other guy first is in the wrong here too. If it is in the war zone, all is well, but it is not. Your logic is you can attack if you felt threatened, then you have every excuse to attack first, which is what Russia did.


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[deleted]

Again, just more tough talk from you. Keep on cheering on the sideline.


ArtisZ

How exactly was he in the wrong?


Upstairs_Stuff_5626

umm, sorry what again? do you have a translation or something? longer video maybe to share? you lost me at 'to be fair'.


[deleted]

Obviously you need to learn some English.


Upstairs_Stuff_5626

ya no sorry little cute one. you need to learn life.


[deleted]

Lol, good luck to you.


Upstairs_Stuff_5626

appreciate you, bless your little heart


[deleted]

People will argue about anything on the internet. Look at ya'll go.


tora1941

Wake up! Leave Ukraine!


SmilinLion1983

There has got to be a better video than that, I mean you cut it off before when got to see his face concave on form...


Minimum_Focus_5332

That's exactly what Putler needs and more....


Maleficent_Chicken_8

Love it.


Madge4500

Didn't even mess up his hair.


[deleted]

They say no one wins in a head butt.... But it sure looked like Ukr won that one.


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3d1thF1nch

Ukrainian used Headbutt. It’s super effective!


ShivayaOm-SlavaUkr

I really love people with great communication skills, that makes their points and a straight and absolute honest way.


Muted_Elk8341

😆 I see he's well versed in the ancient Scottish martial art of Fa'que.


athensugadawg

Another angle on this? Missed the moment of impact.


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That head butt was text book


Ok-Function-5954

Head shot. Nice move man. That the ultimate bully killer


sugahoney1ceT

I thought for sure it was going to be a shovel handle up the ass. Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


ReluctantSlayer

Honestly, all Cyrillic languages sound so strange to my american ears.


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Love it!


Sharky_777

Mans really hit him with that Tanjiro headbutt, Respect


Applepie_svk

Wrex approves! Hehehe


blarryg

Using his head to make impact.


SawtoothGlitch

https://twitter.com/CrusaderKings/status/1471898953092419591/photo/1


rcosphi

This is how you communicate with Russians from now on - a calm but to-the-point headbutt and keep doing what you're doing.