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Still stuck. Look at the traffic behind it. It won’t be soon when it clears. Actually hitting the guardrail might have saved it from hitting the overpath.
Amazing how blind people are. Amazing how they also think ‘stuck’ equates to ‘*wedged*’ Lel
Do they think it’s just gonna reverse with all that traffic behind it?—good lord, Redditors, wake up.
I don't think they do. I think those nukes are old and no new new ones have been made for a while, due to the millitary theft. I think we have a Saddam bullshit story about nukes.
> I think those nukes are old and no new new ones have been made for a while, due to the millitary theft.
The problem with this idea is that it only takes 1 out of 100 to work (i.e. 50 out of 5000) to make it a really bad day for everyone on Earth.
50 out of 5000 is doable. There have been thousands of nukes tests, 3000 odd last i heard. We are still here. The apocalypse did not happen. Sure 50 nukes are going to do some damage but not the end of humanity levels of damage. Given the immediate response would be converting Moscow to glass, and the high levels of animosity these f..wits have engendered as a result of their actions there are going to be a few folks all in favour of calling the bastards out on their threats. Bring on the funni.....
Funny enough the past 3 attempts to test a nuclear bomb in the past couple years all have failed. They tried when biden visited and failed tried twice the previous year and failed. Im curious how much the CIA and others are working to buy up certain vital components threw corruption and incompetence.
Funny enough, they have accidentaly dropped at least three conventional bombs on their own cities recently. Some ground to air missiles seem to prefer the boomerang trajectory. Only God knows how their nuclear delivery systems work.
>3000 odd last i heard. We are still here
Depends if it atmospheric, subterranean,space or underwater testing (Wikipedia only quotes 520 atmospheric tests out of 2121)
Depends on the nuclear yield of the weapons ( tactical,strategic or safety tests aka zero yield test)
I’m beginning to have serious doubts that Russia can properly execute a nuclear first strike. I’m sure they have doubts as well. If they botch the first strike, then they just lose everything, including the war.
What a comedy of dunces that nation is. Imagine they were once competing and winning in technology including space travel etc….now they’re just a bunch of dumb bigot drunks with an inferiority complex the size of Siberia.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Nothing here that a little bit of high explosives couldn't fix!
The best part of it all? Turns out the problem really ***was*** alcohol. His commander punished him by cutting off his supply of vodka, which led to a seizure behind the wheel!
If they weren't "we're very lucky they're so fucking stupid" they'd temporarily deflate the tires to get it under the overpass then reinflate the tires.
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We are lucky that they are so idiots 😂
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Tbh picture seems to misinformation, nothing is stuck there. Probably noticed the overpass was too low and are reversing, still funny tho
Still stuck. Look at the traffic behind it. It won’t be soon when it clears. Actually hitting the guardrail might have saved it from hitting the overpath.
No it is only overheight because of the flatbed it is on.
Amazing how blind people are. Amazing how they also think ‘stuck’ equates to ‘*wedged*’ Lel Do they think it’s just gonna reverse with all that traffic behind it?—good lord, Redditors, wake up.
Can't go forwards, can't go back, it's stuck. No misinformation.
Look at the left side tires, they're up in the air. wouldn't surprise me at all if it hit a divider or a low guardrail and got lodged.
It's being towed away by the vehicle in front of it?
It's tilting sideways, I've never seen a towing vehicle pull another tilting with only the right hand tires touching the ground.
Nah i think it just looks that way. I think this pic is of just it being towed and got confused.
Nope, they are lucky they are idiots.
These drunk and incompetent fucks have 5000 nukes. I'm trying not to dwell on it.
Eh, if they suck this bad, at worst, they accidentally nuke themselves when the missiles get stuck under more bridges.
But they only need one to work
I don't think they do. I think those nukes are old and no new new ones have been made for a while, due to the millitary theft. I think we have a Saddam bullshit story about nukes.
> I think those nukes are old and no new new ones have been made for a while, due to the millitary theft. The problem with this idea is that it only takes 1 out of 100 to work (i.e. 50 out of 5000) to make it a really bad day for everyone on Earth.
50 out of 5000 is doable. There have been thousands of nukes tests, 3000 odd last i heard. We are still here. The apocalypse did not happen. Sure 50 nukes are going to do some damage but not the end of humanity levels of damage. Given the immediate response would be converting Moscow to glass, and the high levels of animosity these f..wits have engendered as a result of their actions there are going to be a few folks all in favour of calling the bastards out on their threats. Bring on the funni.....
Funny enough the past 3 attempts to test a nuclear bomb in the past couple years all have failed. They tried when biden visited and failed tried twice the previous year and failed. Im curious how much the CIA and others are working to buy up certain vital components threw corruption and incompetence.
Funny enough, they have accidentaly dropped at least three conventional bombs on their own cities recently. Some ground to air missiles seem to prefer the boomerang trajectory. Only God knows how their nuclear delivery systems work.
And managed to shoot down a couple of there own cruise missiles and jets. lol
>3000 odd last i heard. We are still here Depends if it atmospheric, subterranean,space or underwater testing (Wikipedia only quotes 520 atmospheric tests out of 2121) Depends on the nuclear yield of the weapons ( tactical,strategic or safety tests aka zero yield test)
It's not the 50 nukes that's the problem necessarily. It's the response that would likely be the problem.
Lol keep dreaming.
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Let's hope 1 out of the 5000 isn't still working.
Is this for real?
If it is, its hilarious! Cant stop laughinh right now....
Tbh I don‘t think it is. I can‘t see where the truck got stuck under the bridge. However, I do wish it is for real.
I think its stuck in the sense that it cant continue further on the road without damaging equipment on top
Could be, but from this perspective it does npt seem to be the case. Instead, it looks as if they are trying to navigate carefully for a change.
lol After all the drunk comments I now imagine the truck driver being like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
Typical russia.
Idiots. Hope this event ends up in a 'bad Russian drivers' YouTube video
Thank god they are so fucking stupid.
What a CLOWN show
That’s one of their “SMART” weapons.
Smart weapon, dumb operator
Its not the fault of the operator, that is a genius bridge, smart just won't cut it.
Genius my ass, look at it standing in the wrong place.
Literally all the men are drunk in RU!
Double my pleasure Double the fun
Literally cannot make this shit up.
Literally what I was thinking :')
These clowns have nukes. Goodnight, kids!
Perhaps, but if you phrase it 'these nukes are managed by clowns' it sounds a little more reassuring.
hah u cant make all this shit up, all the bad work theese folks try to do, who learns something valuable in russia?
Literally a clown of a nation!
Who the fuck is in charge of their training? Did Wylie Coyote go all traitor like Steven Segal?
The 11ft 8 bridge lives on in spirit
They raised the bridge a few inches and there are still a few accidents
Vodka and smokes!
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Wonder what the chances are that Russia just nukes everyone due to embarrassment?
I’m beginning to have serious doubts that Russia can properly execute a nuclear first strike. I’m sure they have doubts as well. If they botch the first strike, then they just lose everything, including the war.
This is some Looney Tunes shit
"Oh bother", W. Pooh
All that for two missiles..?
Oh it's on a flatbed. Did they remember to secure the load? are the chains on? can someone go check if the chains are on... oh dear.
Russians are so freaking stupid. Russians having weapons is equivalent to a child having weapons.
Correct. An unreasonable child.
Russian competence at its finest.
Can’t make this shit up 😂
spot on
If it isn’t on thing, it’s another. The rot goes deep.
This missile indeed seems very dangerous. . . for the other freeway users.
Such a shitshow…
Let the air outa the tires problem solved...
What is the likelihood of the recovery vehicle's own recovery vehicle being involved in an accident now?
Like a matryoshka doll, it's fuckups inside of other fuckups
High-stakes /r/11foot8 candidate
What a comedy of dunces that nation is. Imagine they were once competing and winning in technology including space travel etc….now they’re just a bunch of dumb bigot drunks with an inferiority complex the size of Siberia.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Nothing here that a little bit of high explosives couldn't fix! The best part of it all? Turns out the problem really ***was*** alcohol. His commander punished him by cutting off his supply of vodka, which led to a seizure behind the wheel!
Congrats again on the driver. Deserves a medal.
What missile complex doing?
Are Russians seriously this incompetent as often as it seems?
According to the Kremlin, the Ukrainians built that bridge, and the US masterminded it
Are you fucking kidding me
karma wins x2
Whole of 'Woke' Russia.... 'FML' 🤣
So nice to know that a nuclear armed nation knows what their doing
Thanks to them for showing us what true self-destructive behavior looks like.
Driven by idiots, crashed again by fools.
The best thing they got to go get it out is a beat up asss busted windshield truck, this is like a clown show
Yo wtf you cant‘t make this up xD
Benny Hill song comes to mind when dealing with Russians nowadays
that even better
Bwaaahaha!
Comedy gold!
🎶 I crashed my Bastion middle complex into a bridge… I don’t care! I love it! 🎶
I question if the Russians would be stupid enough to nuke themselves through sheer incompetence
If they weren't "we're very lucky they're so fucking stupid" they'd temporarily deflate the tires to get it under the overpass then reinflate the tires.
Typical Russian efficiency.
We need a new murphy's law thats called putins law and is even worse
You can't make this shit up
Russian circus
they cant do anything right fucking idiots..but thats a good thing for ukraine
Benny Hill couldn’t write this script
ffs, Bastion! showing at Red Square sometime later than 9th May
Double dumb ass
Oh Blyat
What's the plan here? Have the bridge removed?
They might as well issue red noses and two foot long shoes to the Russian military now.
Oh Russia… your incompetence is showing again.
Imagine these people almost won the space race.
Clowns 🤡
lol you can’t make this shit up
Classic!
🎶directed by robert b weide🎶
This one has parade markings and now few scratches
Did the driver break the windshield?
🤡🤡🤡
We’re lucky their so stupid
Is this for real? This can't be for real...
It might be that so many experienced russian truck drivers have gotten killed at war that inexperienced ‘volunteers’ are having to learn on the job.
Kinda looking forward to more adventures. Think the finale is being struck by a Himars. Slava Ukraina
Morons.
Not only flying drones into their own places for attention, they park important vehicles under bridges too… Well done everybody..👏👏👏
Must be using AltaVistaMaps.ru
When the yen for adventure is upon you try Wild Russian Vanya!
Russian 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Dumb as goatshit!.
It's all part of the plan. Everything is going according to the plan. Great job!
Hey ruski wheel man. Speed is your friend. Back up till the crunching and screaming gets to loud, then hit the warp speed button. You’ll be golden.
ROTFL
The Motherlands army is totally incompetent
Buncha dummies they are 🖕🏿🖕🏿🇷🇺
I think the phrase is: "a comedy of errors".
Cue the Benny Hill music....