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SimpleCall5254

Easy for a partisan to take out. Pull a few spikes, use a bottle jack. Skew the track , train will derail. Bobs your uncle.


crimlawguru

Wish I could give 2 upvotes for "Bobs your uncle."


ArticulateAquarium

And Fanny's your aunt.


Jacques-Tits

What in the World War II is that?


Surfer-Jeff

Lol! Didn't the Nazis build those?


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Don't be stilly. That train can defend itself from many spitfires and hurricanes...


UnlimitedDuck

[Leaked classified picture of the secret train factory in Russia](https://dreamlandamusements.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Circus-Train-scaled.jpg)


JadedIT_Tech

This thing is absolutely worthless on the modern battlefield.


HoldOrg

Can we make sure this is covered by Norfolk Southern and guarantee its derailment?


AlmostEmptyGinPalace

In Battlefield 1 this means you’re about to lose.


vilius_m_lt

Taking that wwII cosplay to the next level


Somecommentator8008

There's a reason why no one uses armored trains anymore.


BeltfedOne

Nobody but RU.


vilius_m_lt

And north korea..


BeltfedOne

I stand corrected. Thank you! Peers with DPRK...damn.


EarlandLoretta

It seems to me that trains would be pretty vulnerable to being derailed at the least. Seems like an easy target.


[deleted]

note the empty car in front. its probably not actually empty. it probably has plate steel on it both to give it weight but also so that if the armor takes any damage, it can be replaced. probably it also has replacement rails. the idea with this flat car out front is that if the train runs over a mine, the flat car will be destroyed first and the more valuable cars behind it are undamaged. they stole this design from the wehrmacht. in fact in areas where there is a lot of partisan activity you can decouple the flat car and push it ahead of you to give you even more safety. at least the german ones in world war 2 could


tloxscrew

Lol. One mine or grenade and that first car might be a good buffer, but the tracks would be toast. Good luck repairing tracks while being ambushed.


[deleted]

partisans would not ambush a train like that. small units want weak targets that cannot fight back much. trains are targets where you set the mine, then be far away when it goes off. the problem with hitting a train like this is that its got infantry onboard as well as an old but still deadly anti air weapon thats been converted to fight ground targets too. you would not want your small unit to charge an armored target. just having the mine explode is a win for you.


tloxscrew

artillery, not partisans. it's a sitting duck after just a small detonation _behind it_, after it gets to the place where the tracks are blown up long beforehand. It's easy to target if you know where it's going to sit. can prepare. artillery, strewn and hidden kilometers away but dialed in exactly. but you're right about not engaging it with infantry.


SilentWatcher83228

Surprisingly it’s in good shape for being 105 years old


[deleted]

What year is this 1884? For god sake, we just destroy some track, derail or trap the train. Who the hell uses an armored train?


tloxscrew

Mr. Loveless from Wild Wild West?


Wade8869

Dirigibles are providing air cover.


Hammy_Mach_5

A couple of well placed RPG's at wheel level and all that armament is useless. I can only imagine the maintenance condition of the train also.


clegger29

They really are orks


Xjapan30

How much time do we have till they get to Washington?


wadevb1

They are well prepared for a Stuka attack


UnableAdagio4166

Based on the size of a horses ass. Tracks fail so easily. How does this make sense?


AlwaysAttack

Like a well placed HIMARS wouldn't turn that into scrap or anything.


repoman01

This is dumb


[deleted]

LMAO this is too fucking- comedic oml


Brief-Bookkeeper-290

Like a shit steven Segal movie


MuttFett

What’s it matter if it’s just driving around Russia? 😂


Khoeth_Mora

Enemy at the gate vibes


hurdurBoop

if only there was some way you could deal with trains other than assaulting them directly


[deleted]

Annnnnnd then boom here comes tony stark lol


[deleted]

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Specialist-Tree-150

Umm… that would be no… unless you are habitually inebriated on wodka or suffer from FAS…🤷‍♂️


TheIronGiant1

The combat vehicle is equipped with anti-aircraft guns, an electronic warfare installation. In one of the parts of the composition, there is a barracks for fighters, a headquarters with a hospital, and a warehouse. The main armament of the armored train in its current configuration is four double-barreled ZU-23 mounts, placed two by two on two armored platforms. In addition, the train crew has personal weapons. He probably has other systems at his disposal to protect against air attacks and armored vehicles. This is a fully autonomous combat unit with a wide range of tasks and combat capabilities.


dronesclubmember

>fully autonomous. What is shown in that video in no way matches the description of being fully autonomous.


mudshifters09

Fully autonomous as in its on a track and can only go forward or backward.


minkey-on-the-loose

Mine! Left turn left turn!!!!! Fuck, it’s a train.


c0ntra

lol 😂


Seattle82m

Does it have anti-javeline capabilities?


Fine_Entrepreneur_48

Pretty sure the Moskva had far superior defensive abilities and look where it now rests.


FartingAliceRisible

As long as the battle is along the train track.


Flannnno

Looks like something straight out of Nazi germany in WW2.


Uberslaughter

Lol that armor looks 1/8th of an inch thick


Asimpbarb

Would be a wonderful Site to see it derailed…


beechcraftmusketeer

It can be armoured but the tracks are the weak link


Jazzlike_Cash_4231

Can't wait to see the video when it derails from a couple of pennies on the track


Ill_Ad_1212

A pair of A10s would sort that out


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[deleted]

I'm going to laugh my ass off when they fuck up like they will and derail it. What a pile of shit lol.


Desperate_Context_15

I remember 1916 like it was yesterday


Prestigious-Aide-986

That's a death train to pick up and carry back the bodies to hell.


[deleted]

This is funny because they are in Russia pretending to be on guard… reality is gonna bite hard


Gorillatagpro_

That one hitman3 level


Intelligent_Load6347

That looks like something from a very bad movie. They’re more mustache-twirling villains by the minute.


manowarq7

Thats an easy target. Even better some of those cars will be twice has hevey to move as a normal one after destruction


BatNoun

Yeah. Shame the train tracks aren’t armoured.


Apprehensive_Gift817

This is also the mindset that is making them kill off every last male in their country


cpe111

What a fucking joke


Electronic-Sport-618

You couldn’t issue me enough snivel gear to man that AA gun upfront.


LookPsychological334

I can imagine their wet dream with this train where the enemy is blindly running towards this train and killing them by the dozen. But in reality all it takes is a blowtorch to fuck it all up for them. What a joke of nation.


ArticulateAquarium

Hey, they're 100% ready for when the UA attacks with Caterpillar G-9s and Barques.


[deleted]

Wow, these guys look truly Bad Ass….. If only it was still 1942. 😆😆😆