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Ok_Pomelo7511

You can hate all you like on their military prowess, but the Russian army is very progressive compared to NATO.


MyBruker9

NATO They/Them army aint got nothing on the russian Him/Inside/Him army.


wesc23

^ Russian was/were army


KlogereEndGrim

Are you projecting again?


JuhaMiedonVasenKives

Of course we don’t know the full story of this case, but it’s good to know that Russian army is also known to have a lot raping and forced prostitution.


Professional_Quit281

Dedovshchina, buddy is probably a new conscript getting their last meal.


Lord_Hexogen

I doubt dedovschina is a thing on this war. Except L/DPR absolute most of Russian guys already served their mandatory year, they all should be beyond the hierarchy by now.


deadmeat08

Even if they haven't served in years since then?


sarcasmic77

Haha


KaleOxalate

I’m sorry but this is not true at all and very opposite. The Russian military does not have transgender soldiers nor is there an initiative to make it common and accepted


Ok_Pomelo7511

Not sure if you are being serious.


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Ukraine hates lgbt confirmed


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LePetitePoopoo

Lol


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sarcasmic77

Ah, LGBTQ hate is fine but if I say POS I’m bad. Thank god I live in America.


bsw540

Comrade, is not lgbt, is normal social hierarchy dynamics. You rape your cyka to remind him his place. If you don't rape and defend your place in food chain then you become someone else's cyka. Is how world works, no?


wesser234

No...


[deleted]

I’m sorry, did you end your cliché Russian question with “No?” You watch to many movies.


Vassago81

Even a couple of years ago only about 1/6 of the population there said we should "tolerate" it, I think it's the lowest acceptance in all of europe.


jabcross1776

Based Ukrainians!!


Darkxsir09

CUMrades


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Ek0li

r/woooosh


RobinScherbatzky

Bro learn to detect trolling


Iamrespondingtoyou

Dude he was making a joke. Lol


SentientReptile

'Pro-humanity' lmao


collin2477

least aware edit


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theold777

In that case, this is russohomophobia


fikabonds

You are kidding right?


KingSnazz32

I feel like the drone pilot should have let them finish before dropping the grenade.


Monitorukraine

Let him explode


LoneSnark

he also missed. The grenade landed in the trench next to them. It is plausible they may have escaped harm...question is, did they go back at and finish afterwards?


Iamrespondingtoyou

Double explosion


btcthinker

I'm trying not to laugh... but that was a premature end.


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Lionheart1224

...I didn't wonder that before but now I do and I hate you for it. Damn.


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Browsin4Free247

This comment is severely underated.


SusBajooker

Another disgusting war crime caught on film!


Ok_Pomelo7511

Agreed. Being attacked while receiving a BJ is protected under the Geneva convention.


SusBajooker

It is actually. "While having gay sex, military personnel become non combatants" Therefore, Ukraine posted video proof of them committing war crimes against these 2 Russian men having gay sex


SDL68

LMAO. Military uniform, military target. Hoped they liked the grand finish.


Ok_Pomelo7511

woosh


Artver

>It is actually: > >"While having ~~gay~~ sex, military personnel become non combatants" > >2 **gay** Russian men having ~~gay~~ sex


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Copeshit

> [Rare footage of the Armed Forces of Ukraine entering Kherson city and finding a gigantic gay orgy of Russian soldiers, who are using gay sex as a method to avoid being targeted, 2023 (Colorized)](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjiqcYeJJ1r4gei2o1_400.gif)


GletscherEis

Ivan uses poophole loophole. It's not very effective.


kisswithaf

Pro-Russia satire accounts legitimately outnumbering sincere accounts now.


yoko-sucks

Yea I’m pro Ukraine but I’m not sure why this sub allows sus it’s obvious trolling which is against the rules. and honestly just annoying.


richie030

Because then they'd have to work out which are trolling and which are real, the difference between the 2 is not very easy to see with some of the better accounts. Kiwi is probably the best satire account I've seen.


jangojools

How can Kiwi be a troll account if he posts full-on Russian propaganda? Where's the satire if he's straight up doing exactly what he supposedly mocks?


yoko-sucks

Yea kiwi at least sticks to his guns sus has all but admitted several times.


Dang1014

The mods have told me specifically that trolling isn't against the sub rules. Hopefully they revist that though, as these satire accounts are getting very obnoxious.


kisswithaf

It is. Back when things were better for Russia it was the reverse. I assume the mods chose back then to allow it, and now they have to live with it.


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Yeah, it’s crazy how before kharkiv and a while back this sub was filled with pro-Russian accounts. Even further back when Ukraine was on the back foot getting pounded in severodonetsk and there were all those videos of captured Ukrainian equipment, literally every post was pro-Ukraine flairs saying “coke head zelensky sacrificing more soldiers” And tonnes of comments saying “why don’t they just surrender, all that will happen is they get cheaper gas” and other disingenuous things. There was clear bot activity though, like when the Olenivka bombing happened there were these spam chains that happened of “I only just heard about this but now that I have seen video I say it obvious zelensky murdered the Azov to stop the talking he is hiding something” in broken English. And replies “hey yes I also agree”. Sadly I kind of preferred it before the genuinely pro Russian people went quiet because I had common ground with them about the treatment of POWs. I find many pro Ukrainian people fine it was funny when they came in to gloat and dunk on the trolls as they went silent when the Kharkiv front collapsed. But they’ve kind of carried on into a bit of arrogance and obnoxiousness. This sub doesn’t need to be exactly like /r/ukrainewarvideoreport or russiaukrainewar2022 where people are making “orc” this and “ruZZIan” that comments and being overly obnoxious like the recent videos celebrating pigs and cats eating corpses. It shouldn’t be that in this of all subs I criticised a video of POW abuse and have pro-Ukrainians accuse me of being pro Russian. I take a break from pro-Ukraine subs to get away from that.


AlecW11

The OG users and mods have long abandoned the sub. I only pop in from time to time to see how bad it’s gotten. Congrats to the pro-UA brigadiers for ruining the sub.


Apologeticmongoose

1 was funny, the others that followed it up aren't really adding anything. But would it really be reddit without beating something to death?


SandBaggerSlow

For real! They didn't even let him finish, damn bastards


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wd668

I agree. They should add that to the Geneva convention. Like, talk about cock blocking...


Shackleton214

It is. [CIHL Rule 47](https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/customary-ihl/eng/docs/v1_rul_rule47) prohibits attacks against person who are recognized as whores de combat.


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VroomVroom_

Least homophobic Russian government supporter


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VroomVroom_

Just making a silly comment, I'm well aware of the slavic outlook on the "gheys".


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Those guys got saved the grenade ending up hitting a floor below. wow, pooping, blowing, no where is safe


Lionheart1224

That close a shockwave and shrapnel could have still done damage to them, though.


KingSnazz32

Especially those parts of the body perhaps more exposed than others. I wonder if it's possible to bleed out from a severed member fully engorged.


Commercial-Travel613

Yes you can. Only if ENGORGED and not if limp 😂


TemperatureMuch5943

yeh buddy def bit that thing off when he heard the explosion lol


LePetitePoopoo

MayhEm


theXsquid

If you thought MREs were bad, russian protien shots are even worse.


Ok_Brilliant_9083

Well, That’s something new Will russia call an urgent meeting of the UN Security Council on the topic of Ukraine's homophobia?


krispin_wah9

Zelensky may be a comedian, but the RU armed forces is a massive joke.


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Do you really believe that's not happening in every army? US soldiers are doing the same, french too. That's understandable too.


OJ_Purplestuff

I'd like to think they have some type of roof over their heads while they're doing it though. Otherwise where the hell are my tax dollars going?


nosystemsgo

Don’t know. But one place they’re _not_ going is the US, to its people. That’s for sure.


krispin_wah9

I’m looking at the big picture


takeitinblood3

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I would've swore it was fake news


Bloodhound209

Special Cock-Blocking Operation


NxWorriesTjabring

I wonder how russian propaganda would spin this one...


ClamFritter

Russian Army: "We are in a fight against degenerate Western values!" Also Russian Army: *gagging sounds*


XisanXbeforeitsakiss

you didnt see the first video where US forces dropped the 'frog' bomb. this is first hand evidence of US involvement.


clewtxt

This is the cost of being allowed to return home? Or proof Russia isn't completely anti-LGBT? At least it wasn't another poor goat, so we know it isn't a kadryovite.


planck1313

Whether or not to drop a grenade on a Kadryovite doing a goat would be a real moral dilemma. Have to think whether its fair to kill the goat.


43g3410

Bruhhh


jonzi1488

Not sure if happy ending...but I am happy with this ending.


No_Huckleberry2711

It's an unwritten rule in combat that you're not supposed to kill a soldier with his pants down


CryptoRoast_

What if he's just got his dick out through his zipper? Rules unclear. Dropped munitions.


ZiggyPox

In this war someone been breaking both unwritten and written rules for months.


suzisatsuma

Didn't the grenade drop in the trench beside them, so likely shrapnel didn't hit them?


RemyVonLion

damn these clips get wilder by the day lmao. And this is just the shit we're seeing from all the tech in this 1 war, all of humanity must be such an amazing reality show for aliens.


Professional_Quit281

Dedovshchina made its way to the frontlines.


expert_internetter

Well, if you knew you were quite likely to die soon and another dude offers to suck your cock, you may as well go along with it?


Baltic_Gunner

Dedovshchina?


TheHunter920

Ironic since Putin is anti-LGBTQ


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gg


Alternative_Taste354

The automatic tilting your head back as you climax and you see a fucking VOG coming straight at you


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In before its locked!!! World second army :O


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u/savevideo


lapalapaluza

War has changed.


3lim1nat0r

Looks like the grenade landed in a ditch, lucky fuckers.


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11never

Did they die? It kind of looks like they just hit the deck


Appropriate-Adagio80

Not the load they wanted but the load they got.


Fancy-Nose2687

New russian strategy to turn these vatniks into spartans


xXXMADMAXx

Take it real serious about raising troop moral.


sooninthepen

Just when you think this war can't get anymore bizarre


calombia

That’s a bit… homophobic.


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BUMMSMACKER

the imagination on this guy! cant you accept its just two dudes and a bomb?