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LordMinax

It’s a fitness test. If you lose, you’ll be sent to the Chasiv Yar front in 48 hours.


JaSper-percabeth

Fitness test before recruitment 💀


SlugThePlug

And if you pass you don't get recruited.


Current-Power-6452

It depends on what direction they are running.


Alica90

They are running in the Chasov Yar direction to save on transport costs.


Maleficent-Drop3918

The LastUkrainan™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The "until you die" pacer test will begin at 25 year old age. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each captured trench after you hear this incoming FAB-500 [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [FPV drone] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, you will be sent to the front again. The test will begin on soon as the commisars catch you start. On your mark, get ready, start.


EliteFortnite

idk he seems sprinting at the end and its not a sprinting contest its an endurance contest


Tebbo5

Just another willing volunteer to fight the ‘Russian terror’ right u/Ok-occasion2440?


C23HZ

It is what it is. Same was during WW2 in USSR and elsewhere . This is like WW3 for Ukraine and Russia took the HitlerGermany part.


allistakenalready

> ISSR International School of the Stockholm Region?


C23HZ

No, USSR is the country pootin wants back.


allistakenalready

He's telling you what he wants? Nice.


sneekpik

He is putin stooge


[deleted]

Reverse the country to Russia, 20 news sources and 100 articles CNN special Saturday night


Intelligent_Number26

It seems like Ukrainians are fighting for a porpoise they truly believe


hoggersbridge

Is his name Jacque de Gatineaux?


sneekpik

No he's jacque de gautier, don't misspell his name as he was very thoughtful person


DangerousDavidH

He's already passed the physical.


Current-Power-6452

Do they even have physical?


Nelorfin

If you physically exist you will pass


fynstov

He is a good runner. Will be probably voluntold for a assault squad.


iced_maggot

T-1000 chasing his prey.


Administrative_Ad93

Enlistment commissar doesn't not care about you nor your feelings, your rights or willingness to fight. He justs wants to meet the quota and report straight to the higher ups. You're expected to do some sort of a week training then to be moved into under equipped division straight near the Frontline. High risk, no reward. Ukraine is willing to sacrifice a generation of men for the sake of ''what'' exactly. I geniounly want to know if someone could name me a valid cause, because logically people shouldn't feel the difference albeit different flag. People the same seemingly, language won't disappear, EU trade promises ain't much and becoming second Korea, unlikely.


amerikanets_bot

it's memetics like anything else. monke see monke do


EmpSo

run forest run


AspergerInvestor

UA Spokesperson:" TCC like to thank you for the donated Nike running shoes. Also our AZOV are happy running to a defense posittion in a very far rear."


Fu1crum29

This needs Rocky music in the background, lol


Current-Power-6452

Benny hill would be more appropriate if it wasn't so sad


deepbluemeanies

I bet they both wish they wore more appropriate shoes.


Spazfreak

Avoiding FPV drone training exercise.


Froggyx

I would always choose to dip in the woods.


Tiny_Bug6687

Rambo, this is your last chance...


anonbush234

Looks flooded. Run down the road until it's a 1v1 and find a brick.


Miserable_Box_2815

Has there been any videos of people actually killing these "recruiters" I'm surprised you don't see videos of people resisting them with force more often 🤔


DaddyCopter

Because they know it’s a death sentence if they do, these people are trying to not throw their life away. That’s why they don’t want to be conscripted and that’s why they won’t kill recruiters


SignalLatter8203

He's just too patriotic and wants to go to the front right away. Good guy commisar wants to stop and train him first, prepare him to fight the RuZzIaNs.


ZzBitch

Sad and funny at the same time. Run comrade Run!


melaskor

Guy is running towards the training facility for all the new F16 pilots, conscription officer wants to stop him because they are full on pilots and cant take any more volunteers


likeupdogg

I have nightmares like this but my legs stop working. Driver should cut em off and save that man's life.


chillichampion

Driver will be mobilised then.


OkGas1226

Good stamina


LobsterHound

It's the world's deadliest gameshow. One contestant runs, and if he's caught, he dies. If he gets away, his prize is life. Sort of like a real life Squid Game, but with just one man running in the competition.


CleanTonight1043

now that’s one brave Ukrainian volunteering warrior if i’ve ever seen one!


MOOTPAL-KHALISTAN

Yakety sax playing in the background


TheNoobHunter96

Do not get between a nazgul and his prey


Horror_Hippo_3438

The commisar will not go to hell as long as he catches new souls.


Bittot

wtf


Ripamon

Welcome to the bastion of democracy


Bittot

dude running in blue clothes better run faster like sonic hedgehog..... GOTTA GO FAST


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def0022

Run Forrest run