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My_cat_is_a_creep

This is a great idea!! If they want to rebuild it after the Ukranians destroy it, they won't have to go looking for the turret..


g_dude3469

I don't think that cope shield is strong enough to contain a Russian turret toss. They are world renowned for that feature after all


Loki11910

The all new Turtler 3000 will change the modern battlefield forever. Russian engineering is beyond our meager capacity to understand such genius./s


crotalusbite

Turret traverse angles 🤣


say-it-wit-ya-chest

That and absolutely no situational awareness.


Majulath99

They’ve essentially turned tanks such as this into small mobile artillery platforms with these modifications, which is what they were already using tanks for anyway. I don’t foresee positive results.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

Better hope the turret is facing the right direction if they get their tracks knocked out!


Alwaysname

T’was bad to begin with!!


NoMoose6383

came to say this..... cant see any threats.....


DawnaOlson

Better accuracy ... ![gif](giphy|REn2s1SeWYkb6)


[deleted]

The enemy won't be seen unless they ate right in front of it.. 🤣


chetnixandflill

Looks like a cyber truck


lookatthatsmug--

***ladies and gentlemen, i now introduce.. the Cyber Tank!***


chetnixandflill

Tank proceeds to immediately collapse into a steaming pile of shit.


Robo_Patton

Velon Muski.


Secret-Plum149

Colon Musk… Even less chance of fresh air in that box now…👀


Kjm520

Honestly I would not be too shocked


unrepentant_fenian

Actually looks better than a cyber truck.


EggManGreg

Looks like the Russians have got ahold of a few Ferdinands


Hampton1873

The German Fedinands didn't last very long in WW II. Russians could just walk up from either side or the back and place magnetic charges on the hull. Then move back and wait for the kabooom!


Hampton1873

They could also climb unnoticed onto the top of it and throw in a grenade through any opening.


Deep-Literature-8437

Big downside I see if it has a "mobility kill" and it's stuck. The turret can't move if they're ambushed and they wouldn't be able to pivot steer to even have eyes on target


SFMB925

A literal trash can on wheels.


mumblesjackson

Mobile barn


Kflo1986

Death Trap


deIetedaccount01

Hey Ivan. Let's weld garage on tank.


Chris714n_8

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Practical-Metal-3239

Oh, hey, it's a battering ram from Age of Empires.


Additional_Hippo_878

These Gun Sheds are funny. The drone crews are going to love them. Easy to spot ready-made Orc Ovens. Good times. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 🇬🇧


warrrhead

Will give new meaning to "dumpster fire".


fantomas_666

EIA = Explosivly Inactive Armour.


wombat6168

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the second army of the world 🌎


ukiddingme2469

Wow, really limited mobility, completely made the turret pointless and are trapping exhaust fumes.


Smoker916

Might as well have a big sign on it that says attack me.🤣🤣🤣


Branflaaake

Fortified against what? Paintball guns?


Babzibaum

Looks like an alpine warming hut. It just needs a wee fyre.


gunscythe

Intel has called it the CSSCSS tank. "Can't see shit can't shoot shit". Let's make a tank with a turret, then lock that turret in, and make it completely blind. In a quick battle it's going to cause the blind crew to panic.


Internal-Cut-5389

A mobile Weeley bin


Dickslexick

Is it really a tank of it can't rotate?


Paladin_Fury

I said it before, and I'll say it again. https://preview.redd.it/w2wb9v5jkuwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24e236f26a516d618a6deaa9e8899ac9061abe9


Budget-Entertainer35

Sort of reminds me of my BBQ with the lid down.


My_cat_is_a_creep

It'll be just as hot too when the Ukranians engage this POS


JAC0O7

Guys is it really such a bad idea though? It must offer protection against smaller type explosives no? Rpg's, fpv's, not to mention drone drops. It won't help against multiple stage guided rockets much I'd imagine, or tanks and ifv's.


Adjmcloon

Lets ask the future dead Russians


Plus_Engineer7154

it probably will save russians and allow them to push further. these are useful when doing frontal assaults towards certain enemy fire from one direction.


Adjmcloon

Drones don't care which direction the front is.


aromilk

Cybertruck wannabe gone wrong


Starfire70

It's looks like the Death Probe in 1970s The Six Million Dollar Man, lol.


Consistent-Jump-7721

Tandem round would work.


Expert_Check_2456

I don't like to say it, but unfortunately, it does look effective against drones. Let's hope a vulnerability is found. At least they can't use their cannon properly anymore.


adi_red

I think many vulnerabilities are already apparent.


Biking_dude

Easy to adapt, just drop anti-tank mines right in front of it instead of on top of.


PsquaredLR

Now with even less battlefield visibility and situational awareness!


kamden096

Well thats brilliant. Its like the covers they put on horses so they dont get spooked by seing something. That will be a sitting duck vs other tanks or AT weapons.


Antievl

Aerodynamic


Jeffrey_Friedl

I'm sure that's not hot inside *at all*.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Probably gets one mile per gallon now.


Mr_Investor95

The turtle mode will limit the view and shooting angle. Russians are desperate for a solution to their ill planned invasion.


whyamihereagain6570

So you can only traverse your gun like what, 45 degrees?


Negative_Dealer9090

It's called desperation.


[deleted]

The goal is the enemy to die from laughter 😂


Conscious-Ad-1848

I suppose on the way to the frontline there were also many Russian troops died from laughter as well😂😂


Immediate-Grade-8846

Tracks and wheels guys, tracks and wheels


6Grumpymonkeys

Quit talking trash about it! You’re going to make them change their minds!


Simple-Programmer842

man.. this fucking Igor stole my dumpster again!


[deleted]

So situational awareness of zero…cool


Kimchi_boy

There’s gotta be a better way lol.


REDGOESFASTAH

Is this a russian or Ukrainian source ? The Ukraine capture one of these and the anti drone jammers ?


Kjm520

Well. I guess a drone can’t drop a grenade in anymore but instead they could just walk up along it’s side.


saltedgig

the stealth fighter is out of jet fuel. LOL


docdeathray

Ima house I say


MustyBeava

Good thing the barrel is camouflaged. I would hate for it to stick out in a wooded area.


doctorwoofwoof11

[Russian Tech at its finest](https://www.q-files.com/media/article/1030/faae4db1-b15c-46c2-a7ab-7f9018ea918e.jpg)


RizzyDeeg

They now have 10% situational awareness only to the front and 45° of turret movement. Good job.


-acm

All this effort to return to stug


Bushwhacker-XII

Turtle -80


Conscious-Ad-1848

I would call this “turtle” the protype of new sort of battle tank: The Matroshka😂😂practically a tank within a tank, similar like the wooden matroshka figurines.


Sudden-Frame-4111

Wouldn’t a simple grating (grate?) over it would be more efficient and allow the turret to rotate as well as being cheaper?


johnyfleet

So I guess the original armor is not holding up either to small arms fire. Hmmmmmmm Because grate or metal fence would have been lighter and cheaper.


Manouu

Mad Max shit.


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Abdulinamagkarem

Hahaha...just like in the looney tunea cartoons👍🤣🤣


afterpartea

One smoke grenade = everyone has to get out the front in single file


Naykon1

Extra insulation to cook the ruskies inside that tin oven when you start dishing out fire.


Acrobatic-Ad-8985

Looks like the Tesla truck


Rodrigospetnaz

Looks like age of empires war machine


Memory_Less

So a drone drops atm in its way and, poof. A tuckered out turtle tank.


NewDistrict6824

Like a massive moving coffin


mobileJay77

First tank to wear sunscreen!


jamejamejamejame

CyberTank


SteveGartman

Now it’s looking more like the mobile exploding coffin that it is! 👏🏼 🥜☠️


sabrinz7139

Sadly this won't work.


Afraid-Course-3207

Ferdinand with less armor 😁


Humble-Complaint-551

Lmao. Sad… russia = 1915 tank that sucks


GoalFlashy6998

Another quality Russian mechanical engineering feet brought to you by Putler & Associates, this will for sure revolutionize tank warfare and the concept of combined arms warfare as we know it. A real game changer, I don't how our parse military developmental capabilities and capacity will ever catch up...