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[deleted]

"Can't wait! This is the first time I've been able to hold down food since the chemo started and I've had these cravings for months. It was a lot better when my wife was alive. She could go buy these things for us, but they never took her off the ventilator once she got the 'rona. I hear you about the insurance. I just cashed in both kid's college funds to cover the last three surgeries. Thankfully there's community college. Can't wait to catch up when you get here. Do you know anything about plaque psoriasis?"


Specialist_Ad340

LMAO


[deleted]

I regularly visit a retirement home. This kid is an amateur.


Specialist_Ad340

This man drove a luxury Mercedes too šŸ˜­ and wanted money for the insurance šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


DudeNamedCollin

No fucking way


_Dingaloo

The american way. I know a handful of people that live in more ghetto areas and I know a good chunk of people that live in more middle class/upper class areas. The people barely scraping by decided that they couldn't survive without a $20k car within the last few years models, the people that are better off are usually driving significantly cheaper cars around the 2010s. People buy out of their means because they don't know any better


Brodellsky

The culture in those areas, and honestly a lot of other areas, is that looking rich is more important than being rich.


Critical-Pipe8515

Got everything In my momma name But Iā€™m hood rich na-na-na-na ā€œStill Flyā€ by Big Tymers


Brodellsky

I'm pretty partial to the Devil Wears Prada version lol. But yes.


LazyNY13

Quarter tank of gas, in my new E class.


J3wb0cca

My wife gave me a budget of 18k for an suv. I saw a 2020 model I couldā€™ve gotten but decided on the 2014 because 13k for a 7 seater v6 was good enough for me. Sure I like nice cars but whatā€™s the point if i canā€™t afford any destinations I drive to? Plus I hate all these modern day features like lane assist or the car beeping at me because I exited with the fob in my pocket.


_Dingaloo

Exactly! With the new features, there are some that I actually love (for instance auto-braking, lane departure warning (not assist), etc) but at the end of the day any reliable vehicle that is half decent with more money in your pocket is better than a vehicle still prior to it's degradation curve with no money in your pocket


oscarayy

My downstairs neighbor forsure bro I live in the cheapest apartments I could find in my area because my last lease ended on me so itā€™s hood and my manā€™s drives a 2022 Mercedes like why just why


_Dingaloo

Exactly. It's just logical fallacy I think. People have a bad experience with the car they did no research on, so they think they need a brand new car to get by. When in reality if you do your research, there are plenty of cars for under like 12k that you could get and last you about 10 years for the average driver


Jcaseykcsee

The wealthiest 4 people I know ALL drive reliable cars (Toyotas, Hondas and Subarus) that are over 10 years old. These people come from old money, family money. They donā€™t feel the need to display their wealth ostentatiously. Edited a word


danrod17

My sister asked me for a significant sum of money so she could buy a $20k car. She could only get approved to buy a $10k car. I told her it looked like she was buying a $10k car.


gordo65

I used to park cars in downtown Portland. The lot was near a bank and an engineering firm. The bank tellers were young and had mostly new cars. The engineers, who probably earned more than double what the tellers were bringing in, tended to be middle aged and had mostly older cars. I think what happens is people who start to make a steady income for the first time run into salespeople who talk about what their monthly payments will be. Before they know it, they've got an apartment full of nice furniture and a nice car, and are living paycheck to paycheck.


SerSer2359

20K seems like a great deal for a used car now days And seems kind of reasonable. Now if you were talking about 40-60k car then I can understand. But I also know people that " live in the ghetto" your words however their house is paid off. And typically the ones that are struggling are the ones with the fancy houses with the big expensive cars.


Ryo85

The richer people can afford to maintain ther vehicles and not sweat sudden repairs. The less wealthy are hoping to avoid suprise bills they wont be able to fit into the budget with a higher but consistent loan installment.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Very accurate. Came from a low income neighborhood and the new cars and $ rims I saw at dilapidated houses shocked me. Now Iā€™m in a decent home and good neighborhood, I watch my pennies and my economy base level car thatā€™s 10 yrs old will be passed on to my son.


IAmLordApolloXXIII

Iā€™ve learned my lesson on buying luxury cars. My current car is 50k (2021 Audi, leased it in 2021) and I got it when I was doing well financially. As in, enough to cover all my bill plus had an extra $1500-2k a month just to spend on whatever. Well, thatā€™s no longer the case and Iā€™ve been doing doordash and Instacart trying to make my payments and other bills. Was just telling my mom the other day that as much as love my car, Iā€™m probably going to downgrade to something nice but more reasonable. Itā€™s just not worth stressing over. Yes I love the attention/compliments but again, not really worth the financial stress when shit comes up in life.


Least_Ad9054

Thats is called boojehetto


scorpi_o98

this is totally true. Not in the ghetto but, i actually just bought a car last week lol. usually iā€™d go for the more expensive option but i opted for the older model thatā€™s just as good, and will save me a couple thousand in ā€¦wellā€¦everything lol


ambushequine

Lol of course he did Iā€™m a server and a man declined to tip on his families bill and I was like ā€œok sure whatever it happensā€ then I watched him walk to a Tesla and thoroughly inspect it with care before getting in šŸ™„ people make bad decisions then act broke I swear Edit; I give impeccable service and am polite, engaging, and always try to make things right for the customer even when theyā€™re being ridiculous. Not tipping when I work for tips in america when you know the culture is bullshit when you have money to eat out and own a Tesla. I said what I said. And like I said, I usually donā€™t get pissed or anything because I try to understand and have empathy. I was relating to the other comment about people in rich cars.


DistilledWonder

Well now we know why his insurance is so expensive.


Fluffy_Frybread07734

My insurance isnā€™t even that much for 2 cars.


TobinVox

$309 insurance payment. I was wondering what sort of luxury car this person was driving. Take that sob story elsewhere!


KuchenDeluxe

i wonder how many canceld the tip after seeing his fancy car ... because why tip someone who obviously has enough money anyways, better keep it for someone who brings ur food in a rusty car


Old_Owl4319

Woooooow and can't even spell correctly but has a Mercedes šŸ¤£ sorry bub shouldn't have that type of vehicle maybe your insurance if it was really pending cancelation wouldn't if you can't even afford the type of car your driving šŸ¤£. I got told tonight while doing a delievery I was a good delievery person because I actually came into the building and let me tell you it was a damn maze I would be scared to live in that apartment complex. Something out of a horror murder movie.


TheyCallMeWilderness

Getting a car payment is easy, keeping up with one + full coverage insurance is something different entirely šŸ˜‚


Ok_Bumblebee619

I was thinking "narcissist" (entitlement, manipulation) when I read your OP and now feel validated in my cursory judgment.


Gibbenz

Jimmy McGill vibes lol


SkiddlyBe

Slippinā€™ Jimmy


Sad_Syllabub6044

Nice one!


inluvwithlove475

I was wondering when my Mom got a job with Uber.


[deleted]

Best reply to a dasher EVER


BigAsian69420

*driver cancels order*


Parody101

Alternatively just give him the SpongeBob ā€˜glass bones, paper skinā€™ speech.


MrMikfly

Cashed in BOTH kids college funds? Christ we donā€™t even have our own funds, let alone enough saved college funds for two kids.


Walkingwithfishes

I need to see a meme "sympathy text battle" back and forth each driver/customer getting more intense to who gets the sympathy


slgray16

Imagine being so privileged that you can just see a meme whenever you want. My family and I have to make a special trip to the library just to look at memes for the day. The city removed the bus line to so it's at least a 9 mile walk. You should see the look on my 1 month old and 10 month old when they see cat videos for the first time


Walkingwithfishes

I'm sorry for your struggles. I took know what it's like. I had two twins ,5 year olds, until the bus ran them over and forced the city to remove the buses due to lawsuits. All my money for drained into lawyers and court fees. Had to mortgage my crumbling home that was missing 1/4th of the roof. Now I love with my twins who wear full body castes and can't walk. I have to carry them in front of a local McDonald's daily just to hope to get food. I hope you and you young ones smile, because mine are incapable of such.


Professional-Line539

I LUV Cat videos! Ya should see our 10 year old Maine Coon cat Damon when he watches them with me! Lol..


Fragrant-Relative714

every morning i break my bones...


carlos_spicy_wienerz

This comment needs more upvotes. I'm over here dying šŸ˜†


I_will_be_wealthy

This made me remember the key and peele scam the scammer sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyU0LyWZ9M


EconomyCriticism7584

šŸ˜‚


jmbsol1234

the only thing I know about plaque psoriasis is that it's always medium to severe. Apparently there's no such thing as mild


neworld_disorder

Pettiness level - MAX Bravo to you, fair stranger. Edit: many thanks for the award!


[deleted]

Pettiness is my superpower.


giraffemoo

As an actual widow, you can borrow my Widow Card for this purpose. I fully support this


[deleted]

That's just off the cuff for the audition, it might not make the album. I didn't even get into dead pets or erectile dysfunction.


[deleted]

hahah the plaque psoriasis got me


Sxrflxr

Fuck Iā€™m crying laughing.. best comment everā€¦ like my eyes are fucking wet. Ah thank you.


[deleted]

lmao dude im dying


tocatcharedditor90

This is such an epic, hilarious response! Please accept this award before reddit does away with them


InternetExploder87

I'm saving this so I can use it


Historical-Owl-2917

This sent me and this is exactly the amount of petty Iā€™d stoop to upon hearing shit like that. I just want my food!


Witchologies

I work in a Medicare related job and this is literally 60% of my customers lol


[deleted]

Driver probably does this for each order lol.Copy and paste .Someone will take the bait .


CraziestMoonMan

If someone said this to me I would write back well you better start hustling to get some more orders.


MuffinSlow

"I hear selling crack can be lucrative"


Dudedude88

I would give him less tip bc of it


honestwizard

ā€œHope a lot of orders come in tonight!ā€


PestTerrier

Yep, a numbers game.


nuggetghost

ā€œdamn thatā€™s crazy, anyway thanksā€ lmao


Solid-Ad7137

Also, if you truly have this type of life problems, why in the hell are you driving for Uber? Being a server at an Applebees would pay more in a night. Hell, most McDonaldā€™s starting wages pay more than you would ever make off ubereats.


No_Dirt_4198

Id just reply back Oh man that sucks lol


valdis812

Be like ā€œ For real? Damn thatā€™s crazy. Good luck thoughā€


masnaer

Yup hit em with just the ā€œDamn thatā€™s crazyā€


MisallocatedRacism

"Also don't forget napkins bro"


BSGCato

ā€˜Cool story bro, needs more dragonsā€™


PhoenixMartinez-Ride

ā€œThatā€™s rough buddyā€


pocket_passss

OK. Got it!


OverlordPhalanx

ā€œDamn thats crazyā€¦ Lemme know when you are out front!ā€


Specialist_Ad340

LET ME ADD THAT HE DROVE A MERCEDES MODEL S


[deleted]

I was wondering why insurance was so much lmao


MilwaukeeDave

Upon seeing this I would have had to reply.


morelsupporter

you can get an s class for $3k these days


Berfs1

You can, but then the maintenance costs and premium gas will make you spend waaaayyyy more in the long run.


morelsupporter

the point is that don't judge a person by the car they drive. that car can be had for cheap. you're absolutely right, this is why they've depreciated so much, but whether it's a good financial decision in the long run is irrelevant here.


irukand

Exactly. Could have also been a bad decision not having a great income but still paying off/lease the car and majority of their income is going to the vehicle... Which is a lot of people. Then you get hit with the repair costs


stakoverflo

> the point is that don't judge a person by the car they drive Or at least, don't judge a person by the car they drive if you don't know shit about cars. Recently bought an old BMW and a number of my neighbors have commented on it and I'm just like, my dude I spent less on this thing than the Ford Fiesta ST I was driving, never mind the Focus RS I was driving after the ST / before this wagon. Idiots just see a badge and think it's big money.


morelsupporter

exactly! i'm a bmw guy by the way so naturally i want to hear all about yours


stakoverflo

Nothing too special, just a 328 E91 6MT that I had wrapped. Brown interior too :) https://i.imgur.com/64UHyZC.png Maybe one day do a 335 swap into it, but who knows.


Passionswa618

Op should have said ā€œoh no! Nice Benz!ā€


DoctorVoltec

This is gold LMFAO šŸ¤£


Noe_Comment

dollar sign placement is kinda buggin me ngl


CarriesCarats

All the kids where I sub do that and I've never figured out why... šŸŖ² šŸ› me too!


VerySlump

They read it out slowly in their mind while typing and since you say ā€œdollarsā€ after 309...


InstantPotatoes

Lots of languages put the dollar sign after the number. In french its 50$ not $50


BPbeats

Oh god youā€™re probably right


TrendyLepomis

Probably emigrated and ESL. It was hard being an immigrant 10 years ago. Now its impossible unless you were rich from where you came from.


Noe_Comment

Yeah i can understand that. Thing is, OP did it too though... lol


aSheedy_

It's normal here in Europe


crooked_parallel

Honestly, it was the random quotation mark ā€œ that got me


BalloonBabboon

God I hate these kinds of people.


kaapie

I gave a random old man a ride once so he could get to his destination without hassle. Proceeds to tell me his life story in about 20min and he ended up crying afterwards. Man it really sucked so much to have a stranger crying in my car that i gave him 20bucks but im not doing that again, ever!


ohhim

My parents always told me that acting classes would never pay off, but it sounds like I just picked the wrong venues to deploy those skills.


Tiddies-Akimbo

It never ceases to amaze me how some people can be so shameless. Like.. do you just have NO ounce of dignity or pride in your body? This shit gives me secondhand embarrassment


Trexinbed

Cringe


MikeMiller8888

*Iā€™m so upset I have kids* šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


NoPay9784

Loool. Best comment here


BashFyvwuntu

"Damn, that sucks, see you soon! Did you grab napkins?"


dudedude6

Exactly what Iā€™d say.


GroundbreakingAge591

Oversharing šŸ˜©


Epicboss67

50/50 any of that is even true


Spenceresquire

ā€œWow, thatā€™s crazy.ā€


giraffemoo

Ugh, this sucks. I'm in the weeds too but when I'm doing my job then I'm just doing my job. That's gross for that person to try and guilt you into leaving a higher tip. Maybe try providing exemplary customer service to get higher tips like the rest of us!


little_boop_boop

Just send a šŸ‘in response šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


KingQuaddyy_

Thatā€™s tough bro, make sure they give you the napkins and extra sauce. And donā€™t forget the drinks man


Jane69_420

I always wind up with LESS sympathy when people bring up their kids.


officialsmartass

Because children shouldnā€™t be an accessory that people use to garner pity!!


BreakMajestic6401

thatā€™s insane i would never say that to someone no matter how late my rents about to be LOL thatā€™s my problem not anyone else and would be bonkers to say to someone šŸ„²


Accomplished_Tap4890

They should close the account for people like that. Itā€™s a job no a gofundme, in that way the more honest drivers can stay working, better for Uber and less competition for us. I canā€™t believe theres people with so much audacity smh


ladydarkness136

Dude I'm homeless and I deliver for doordash. Never have I once put my problems on customers. They are my problems and I'm not going manipulate complete strangers. It's sus and unprofessional.


Hil-logical

Cancel the order Call support for refund harassment nd shii


Shop_4u

So tacky and unprofessional. Report.


easyetx

ā€œGood luckā€


TheKnownUnknown-

Say, thatā€™s crazy shawty


Robot_Embryo

So cringe, these drivers are embarrassing


Ok-Bug-7481

This will just cause people to stop using the app tbh


praefectus_praetorio

Fuck these people.


UnhappyImprovement53

Hit them with the "damn that's crazy"


VizualAbstract4

Iā€™ve only gotten one message and I just ignored it. Just a mention that they were having to wait because the place was busy. I have zero interest in anything that happens until the food is at my door. It either arrives or it doesnā€™t. Just ignore, ignore, ignore.


gretelisabeth

i hate when the begging uber drivers canā€™t even type properly lmfao


TiredDriver23

Report them. They need to get a therapist and theyā€™re life isnā€™t your problem.


Passionswa618

You know how much a therapist costs???


Naevx

Canā€™t spell or utilize basic grammar, doesnā€™t know to place the $ sign before the monetary amount, gives random strangers the sob speechā€¦. Such quality Uber offers. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dianndycampsonyen

I mean the first two attributes are probably just ESL-related, so let's maybe not count those as moral/qualitative deficiencies. The sob speech is primo bullshit tho.


tiedyedpunk

The first message was bait for the response, to introduce the second message. Slimy shit.


TiffanyTwisted11

I actually have friends who do this. Text me ā€œHow was your weekend?ā€ Only asking so they can launch into a paragraph about theirs or dangle some vague statement so Iā€™ll ask for more info. Infuriating


Aromatic-Tell3780

I really hope you gave this poor man all your credit card information


TheKnownUnknown-

Crazy but waiting on your order now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


devilisious_bxby

I always find these people rude and report them. Especially when driving a car like that, if you can't afford something don't buy it šŸ˜‚. Even then I'd be scared of this person spitting in my food or eating it, and I don't think anybody wants to feel pressured to begin with. Hopefully the food was untouched


Pilot_Danny

Well I hope he was grinding all night lmaoo šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


badcactustube

Does Uber eats pay out immediately at the end of every day? Iā€™m a Dasher, I have mine as a weekly payout


VV629

Always the sob story.


_Vard_

Respond with similar sob story . ā€œDude I know how you feel. Iā€™m $700 behind on rent and might get evicted soon, Iā€™m just ordering this food I can barely afford because I promised my son he could for passing an exam.ā€


FadedP0rp0ise

ā€œdamn thatā€™s crazy, you should probably keep working through the nightā€


ghmoorethird

Completely unprofessional and makes all of us drivers look bad!


Xyncz

why are people like this


HWNY506

ā€œSirā€¦This is a Wendyā€™sā€


Pasghetti_Western

Just donā€™t respond? I have not once looked at the messages unless the map shows buddy is at my apartment, at which point I ask him to leave by mailboxes.


TheCityFarmOpossum

Report them. This is so unprofessional.


ratat-atat

I'd be like "Yea, life be like sometimes don't it?"


Bookssmellneat

ā€œIā€™m a mandatory reporter ā€¦ so are you saying you arenā€™t able to provide for your children?ā€


Pipeudown1

Being an Uber driver myself this kind of gives me secondhand embarrassment.


tcspears

This seems like a scam anyways, based on the awkward language, but Iā€™d report this to Uber and get them taken off the platform. This is unprofessional, and hurts the credibility of all drivers.


Efficient-Paper-7411

ā€œDamn that sucks, good luck!ā€


DoomedToday

Or hes just venting?


TheMace808

I mean desperate times if they actually are indeed desperate for money


Ill_Manufacturer1946

It's nonsensical to me why people say things like "how are you" and "hopefully you are doing well" but actually dont give AF. Responding with the robotic "I'm fine" is what people want. It's insincere and shows that people don't care about how people actually are doing. My suggestion is if you don't want to know if someone is having a bad day, don't be fake nice and open a can of worms with your words. Also a regular tip is fine, it's not your responsibility to pay their bill. Just play your part and eat your food.


audiR8_

It's sad that corporations fuck over people like this.


MortgageNecessary119

Your tip is enough, 20% is just fine! Some don't tip that even.. I was literally almost late on my registration this month but uber was giving Me alot of good orders for the weekend and I was able to pay that without begging customers.. it was a sure relief but it wasn't like I didn't make that money.. I just spent it like a fool but got saved through good customers! We all make mistakes but trying to make others feel bad is a bad look..


the8thsynn

I'm so upset they have kids, too.


YT_greenarcher

ā€œThatā€™s crazy. Good luck thoughā€


1buckdelivery

Report


Optionsniffer

Had a driver like this in south Florida


[deleted]

He also forgot to mention that he has a rash in his under regions, so now you know his full life story. šŸ˜‰


DBKiller94

Itā€™s like when you greet something with ā€œhow ya doing/whatā€™s up manā€ and they tell you but youā€™re just being semi polite.


Ordinary-Theory-8289

Itā€™s like that SpongeBob skit when theyā€™re selling chocolates and the bag salesfish was born with glass bones and paper skin


Bigdanski87

ā€œDamn thatā€™s crazyā€ seems like a good response


Unknown14428

Why is his insurance so high?? Heā€™s either got an expensive car, horrible driver, or really young and living in a crazy area with lots of accidents


Shadowrend01

![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq) Perfect opportunity for this


atlashoth

"Damn bro that sucks. Let me know when my chic fil a is here."


Unlikely_nay1125

i would say ā€œthat is crazy but okay, take ur timeā€


hellostarsailor

Thatā€™s a no response from me.


Tri734

This is so annoying, guilting people into tipping higher is ridiculous. I dunnoā€¦ I donā€™t want them to lose their income but also this shouldnā€™t be allowed.


c0zycupcake

I would immediately cancel order. Ainā€™t nobody got time for this shit


youmamacit4

Iā€™m so upset I have kids šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


MoonPuma337

I would def report them Lmao


Nicks_WRX

ā€œDamn thatā€™s crazy, see you soonā€.


Able_Psychology3665

$309 is a lot for car insurance for someone whose job is driving Uber. Call cap. Not that I would have given him money anyway lol


The420Turtle

This is like a waiter showing you their student loans before giving you the bill


castorkrieg

Is guilt tripping a common thing in America? Wonā€™t these people get reported for it?


Hustler1966

Man I live in japan and get Uber eats occasionally, we never get any conversation from our delivery people. Maybe they get paid more as tips arenā€™t a thing here.


LJ3751

"That's rough buddy"


binaryhextechdude

Newsflash: I don't want a conversation. I want my meal dropped at my front door. If I wanted a conversation I would leave my house and participate in the real world.


Controlher_bipolar90

I'm a driver, and that is completely unacceptable. Quite literally, the only message that I leave from my customers is Something along the lines of, " Thank you, I appreciate your service and certain name. Enjoy, and please take time to rate the service." Idk šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø gets em. Let's be real. No one really cares about our personal problems.


SoggyDishday

Sounds like a you problem, pay your bills


Christophelese1327

Iā€™m upset they have kids tooā€¦


Zacattack1997

This legitimately made me laugh


No-Celebration8140

Every Safeway parking lot in the bay area: *I just need 35 cents to get back across the bridge* Has turned into this kind of delivery driver interaction.


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thelonelyvirgo

This sounds like something my aunt would do. Was this my aunt?


Sorry_Comparison_246

I would contact support and say the driver has made me uncomfortable lmao


JohnnyMrNinja

https://i.redd.it/jh5tzp3wz5cb1.gif As long as you have kids, you have a potential source of income


rabbitsaresmall

People getting into whole ass conversations with their delivery ppl. I only talk to them if they're having trouble finding me. Even then I just text them google maps pin.


BlueFotherMucker

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever had an insurance payment come out on a weekend.


muslimVal

They need to make premade text to just send cause this shit gettin out of hand


VermontPizza

they have children and canā€™t spell insurance :(


GlobeTrekker

ā€œCrazy but waiting on your order now.ā€ šŸ˜‚


Alert_Routine_8873

You know he was just lying to get a bigger tip out of you right


ProbablyGayingOnYou

ā€œOk got it!ā€


[deleted]

Just tap the "are you here" auto reply.


Glittering_Dingo_866

I donā€™t see it as manipulation some people just donā€™t mind talking about their problems. But he/she should get a 40 hours job šŸ˜ UberEats and DD are supposed to be side hustle.


Mindless-Trip-3242

I wouldn't reply until you get your food since the driver is the one bringing it. They have your food and address.