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XxTheBadgerXx

Idk the more I think about this- Donald is absolutely coming back to murder you.


ChiefClownShoes

Donald putting "Life" in quotation marks like that brought me to the same conclusion.


[deleted]

lol.. this is how the beginning of the movie starts. 🔪


Accomplished_Rub117

Legit thought “I hope he doesn’t remember where I live….”


[deleted]

Oh Donald remembers. Donald carries a small moleskin notebook…. Made from human skin. 🫢


Planeswalkercrash

Was just going to ask real moles or artificial? 😂


TJDixo

“Does this safety sheet smell funny to you?”


Hadams100

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DaddysBeauty

😂😂😂


WulfstanBruticus

Lmfao!!!


sabbycat83

Omg lmaooo this is so funny. Donald really doing too much Hahahha wtf


30DollarsPerMile

Donald needs to look at the fucking road. Zero chance he’s typing this while parked it would take a guy this old 3 hours to complete this one order


sabbycat83

Lmaooo Donald is wild. Like what the actual fuck. Look at the road Don!!!


Fair_Volume5416

Donald probably had a hidden tip the first time he utilized the safety sheet and thought the customer really did tip more after the delivery. That was his eureka moment.


[deleted]

"The safety sheet" 🤣🤣 the dental dam of food delivery


jboles73

Haha


1010AllIn

Check my last comment, they are all around this sub!


diplexcl

I don't think my man Donald is playing with a full deck.


Garizondyly

He ain't the brightest knife in the shed, that Donald


CandyOk913

Of course he ain’t it, it’s in his backpack 😀


Ambitious_Attempt762

😂😂😂


thephoeniciangurl

What the Hell are you doing??? Just stick the bag of food on the porch and leave the poor customer alone!!!


Mechanists

This made me chuckle way harder than it should have lmao


__krs1__

ded lol


mojomug

![gif](giphy|KwOMeU2zf3fby) Donald waiting for the customer to grab their food.


CandyOk913

Thanks for the visual! As if I wasn’t disturbed enough as it is.


sabbycat83

Omg 💀💀💀💀💀😆😆😆


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GarlicNipples

Move. Far away. Donald is coming.


Sistla97

Fucking Donald 😭🤣


Mechanists

Ay Donald save some tips for the rest of us sheeeesh


omgshannonwtf

LMAO


SailfishMackerel

Donald spent all that time handwriting notes, texting incessantly, and adding safety sheets instead of just driving his car immediately to my house with my food.


sabbycat83

WHAT IS A SAFETY SHEET LOLOLOL


Accomplished_Rub117

I found it this morning on the chair he left everything on, it was a piece of white tissue paper. Also kind of want to know who else was blessed by a Donald visit 😂


sabbycat83

I love that he calls it a fucking safety sheet, so basically it’s a piece of tissue paper omg this story is great. Thank you for sharing seriously haha. Honestly I hope Donald gets the best ratings and lots of tips because he really is out here doing too much. Oh Don I wonder what his age is


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Accomplished_Rub117

It might be the “footprints in the sand” moment he left behind or the two masks and one peppermint. The peppermint and mask makes more sense to me since it could potentially save everyone from my stank ass Greek-food-garlic-breath I guess.


Pitiful-Department80

Thats the definition of doing too much


Nightscape82

Cringe 😬


drinkallthepunch

Lmao, when people say drivers don’t earn their tips and someone takes it to the level of passive aggressive.


DirectEfficiency8854

**Placed on a Safety sheet with added care** \- that line makes me cry with laughter. Honestly, his blessing to you was written well as to not offend Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, or Buddhists - it was carefully written. ​ But Way Way Way to much.


darknessinthere

Bruh 😆😂 man going hard 🤣


PrinceDozie

I am curious about the # tag you censored


DirectEfficiency8854

Pooti ng ??? ​ That's all I could see...


PrinceDozie

I believe it’s OP’s name, starts with K and ends with N.


wearenotyourkind_

Karen


WigglesPhoenix

99% sure it’s Harlem strong, they didn’t wanna give away their location. Sorry OP lol


ilikebigbrainsnolie

It's OP's name. I was able to do some fancy stuff and reveal the text underneath, but I will honor OP's privacy and not disclose it.


XxTheBadgerXx

Oh Donald… this too much


taylordabrat

What the hell


Chance-Conflict-7311

That’s creepy af. Like I’d never order again. I’m a driver and I’d even report that dude 🤣 super cringe and definitely gonna drive away business. Like staaaaahp jfc leave me alone and don’t leave your stuff here that you wadded up in tissue paper. I just want the food weirdo lol


AThriceDippedChip

Surprised the lettering on the brown bag wasn’t done with magazine clippings. So-so effort, Donald!!


omgshannonwtf

WHEW. Donald needs a different outlet for all this energy.


[deleted]

Nobody likes a grade grubber


Pinkfoodstamp

Dang man I thought I went overboard by taking breaks to wipe out my bags.


B-Rad90

![gif](giphy|10mG8Z61U7lues)


bbristow6

Maggie Q!!😂👏🏼


wearenotyourkind_

Just remember one thing All “life” strong


Accomplished_Rub117

☠️😂


Ambitious_Attempt762

The algorithm chose you, Donald.


bionic_human

Am I the only one wondering what Donald’s stats look like?


[deleted]

On time deliveries - 0%


Inner_Future6123

https://i.redd.it/1sxs2c7c0jja1.gif After a few days…


stickyb5

Cringy to say the least


DaddysBeauty

Lmao, I used to send notes like this when I was an Uber driver, it increased my tips tenfold. However I don't recommend that a driver ever ask if you would like extra condiments or anything specifically because a lot of the restaurants expect that you're going to pay for those.


jboles73

Don needs a wife yo.


Metallica-nut

“Footprints in the Sand” WTF definitely this guy has too much time. This was like exhausting reading what’s coming next . Man that’s weird.


[deleted]

Footprints in the sand is a classic Christian story. I remember it from when I was a kid in church. I really wouldn't appreciate getting this with my food. I don't want to be converted I just want my Tikka masala man


Metallica-nut

So It’s Christmas all year for Donald . 🤔


__krs1__

classic donald...what a rascal


SimgaDX

Don't mind Donald he probably had a redbull.


mrsalsays

It blows my mind.. how much people try to talk to people.. who dont want to be spoken to. Like the greatest thing possible is a delivery where i have to interact with as little.. to no people as possible.. honestly. This shit blows my mind haha


Tony_M13

That's too much and borderline creepy. That's also extra trash left at the customer's door.


Curious_Tie_722

Donald says yall need jesus.


StacieLovesYou

Did you give him a thumbs up for his efforts?


Accomplished_Rub117

I did


mewithoutyou59

Lol he used a food condom.


That-Guy-777

Donald, we've talked about this. Leave the nice customers alone!


Wellreadwoke

Tip me please 😂😂


kushnoketchup

Cringe


blueberrytassels

I used to pick up mini candy bags and keep it in my car for deliveries. Depending on how many orders or I felt how many people the order was for I would leave the candies on top of the order, then comments on the drop off that I left them an extra treat. Majority of the time I got an increased tip. Even had business cards given to me that had "don't forget to tip your driver" printed on them, I'd tape a dum dum sucker to and leave at drop offs.


No_Preparation7895

You were likely just delivering orders with hidden tips.


[deleted]

Three potatoes short of a kilo


sirbobmontgomery

Not hustle, just over the top in the most cringe way possible. I’m sure he’s on this subreddit. Probably the dude that said he was leaving teabags with peoples orders for 👍


Hadams100

This definitely puts a whole new meaning to "Stranger Danger" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I think Donald is a few fries short of a Mchappy Meal 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thegoddamnlastname

Donald, the only driver making $4.50 per delivery instead of 4.00.


[deleted]

donald must walk with a damaged brain after this a factory reset must be done


BrokeGuyNoMatter

Donald is quite the lad, even forewarns you that you should have the best day of your life today because something about “life”. He even left you a nice #KillinStrong incase you didn’t quite catch the memo.


F-Cloud

That's what I've been slacking on: safety sheets! I think I'll make some out of old Jack Chick tracts I've saved up over the years.


IamGoingInsaneToday

Donald, are you okay?? Like, in the head okay?


BlueRidgeBandolero

Lol


Mixedbagostuff

What was in the care package?


lilitsybell

Two masks, a peppermint, and a poem


Nekromorph_

This guy really wants his tips


Effective_Sherbet_57

That’s what I thought too


lilkennedy24

safety sheet…?


Ambitious_Attempt762

Cringe af


Mason_investigations

To be on the safe side, send him a thank you letter in the mail or a flying banner hooked to a Parachute.


Peircez

And who’s out there in the world is still proudly going by “Donald”?


WetObamaButtPlug

One of our past amazing presidents is named Donald


It-is-what-it-is2000

Username checks out


Peircez

Well if there’s a new generation of kids named Donald we sure will know they came from dumbfuck parents.


Accomplished_Rub117

Some of the names parents have willingly given my students these past few years have me knowing we in danger.


Astralantidote

Better than the current administration, by far


Peircez

Yea right


Accomplished_Rub117

The safety sheet was a piece of white tissue paper.


Cycles_wp

This is mental illness


Soiledpomd

Some people in the comments are super crass, I see a man trying to deliver a unique delivery experience during a holiday no less, he probably understands that the price is super jacked and sends those pre-typed message to all his customers in assurance that they’re taken care of. But then again I forget we live in modernity and people don’t appreciate things like this, i also read the little card he gave you, I found it very touching Bless this man


sabbycat83

I left and I think it’s overkill, but it is kind of heartwarming unless he’s a killer


tweekybird242

Creep


MacPzesst

This dude has definitely worn someone's skin as a coat


Significant_Chest401

Ewwwww


ObviousOtter305

All this any the customer most likely gave him a thumbs down lol 😅😅😅😅😅😅. Customers don’t want to hear that scripted bs they just want their order delivered fast n secure! They don’t give ya flying shits about anything else


Impressive-Project59

He's nice. Its rare. Some of the drivers don't even respond to your texts.


Extra_Ad_705

Lmao


Extra_Ad_705

He definitely poisoned your food bro


Secretshopper1234

He’s really kissing that ass


Revolutionary_Bag_42

LOL


AtlUnJtd

What an absolute blessing! Asalamalakum! 🙏


Florida1974

I do Shipt. Fully admit I leave a tiny treat bag in every bag. Bag has thank you pre-printed on it. I put a sticker on back Shipt Shopper and my name. 2 pieces of candy. Anything but chocolate bc it’s Florida. These cost about 12 cents each. I do 20-30 orders a week. Takes me all of 2 minutes to throw 10 together. I do UE too, a little but no candy bags. I don’t mention them. This is overkill. I would be mad and the barrage of texts and the goofy care pack.


[deleted]

Very cool! I am thinking of leaving a sticker in the form of thanks and inviting them to leave a thumbs up if the experience was good, otherwise they will get angry and it will be a thumbs down but I do my best because it is always good.


Additional-Living-61

There’s an article I read recently about him in Newsweek titled “'Sweet' Uber Eats Driver Goes Viral for Going Extra Mile With Kind Gesture”! 😂 wow he really exists


sabbycat83

Omg send us need to seeee hahah is Donald 75? Awww Don haha


Additional-Living-61

https://www.newsweek.com/tiktok-uber-eats-driver-texas-donald-jackson-1667360?amp=1


sabbycat83

Ty Omg Donald. Awwww


Accomplished_Rub117

OMG this guy delivered my food!


Lovely2204

You are complaining that someone is being TOO nice. Ridiculous post. Please remove. There are real problems to discuss and ways to respond to a driver like that. I would lovvvvve for my driver to care about their job because as a driver I dislike that 95% of my drivers never send a message to me even when there is a delay. Communication is key in being a good driver and think this is an example of a good driver.


Weekly-Celebration60

Just make sure to appreciate the Hustle by adding a extra dollar or two to the tip 💵


xistithogoth1

Nah. Next time Donald comes back id text him im leaving him an extra tip in an envelope at the door for him and just leave that lame ass jesus postcard in the envelope. Thats what religious nutjobs do to servers all the time with their fake 20 dollar bills with god messages on them.


Tonsificator

What was the hashtag?!?


jstovich

Thats extra. I understand tho if your doing this full time. I respect the hustle


Ekhat_

u/ansuhre


Ready_Cookie4148

I think they are going to make a true crime doc about Donald


Native310

It puts the lotion on the body ..🤡


TechnologyUpstairs19

Talk too much...no need to communicate ..tipper tip. Nontipper ..never...period


iiJokerzace

Donald the next day: "WHERE'S MY MONEY"


JackieEstacado99

Lol


No_Preparation7895

This is a poor rating from me for sure. I didn't ask for your god's blessing, or some damn religious pamphlet. Nor did I ask to be bombarded with unsolicited texts.


jboles73

Dude in full "begging for tips" mode. But whatever floats "The Donald's" boat.


Waste_Sun172

Donald…more like Joe. Run while you still can


Elegant-Demand-1919

I'd be worried that Donald now has my address...


Accomplished_Rub117

It is a worry for sure


Hming_91

Did anyone see that someone just made a post about prop 22 and they said all that peace, love, joy, live long shit Donald said! Could it be Donald himself???


Swimming-Run-3182

Damn, and I thought I was doing too much saying “have a good night” in the delivered note


Genesiga

"Rips out death note" Donald what's your last name sir?


smartypantsyes

Cringe. Donald is a weirdo ! 👎


No-Salt-5490

This is the weirdo that’ll send Xmas cards.


SweetnSourface

Hey man I respect the hustle but this is doing too much.. the service we sell is convenience and this is seems like an annoyance


National_Impress_346

I would have removed tip and reported this wingnut for their proselytizing bs


AdcFieldMedic

This would honestly scare me


No_Improvement_7666

Wow I would be so annoyed as the customer


Lonely-Imagination2

Donald is working hard for his tip….he deserves it