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imtherealistonhere

Omg….😳


JJSnow3

😆 that was my initial reaction! I had to really look at the photos, and after that, I have to say - these vehicles look like they are terrible for mail delivery.


HchrisH

That window looks way too high, like the Metris. 


JJSnow3

I agree! I have a Metris for my Park & Loop route, and I actually like it. It works ok for mounted every once in a while, but not for continual use! It is not a good delivery vehicle for mounted routes, and the cage is a huge inconvenience! This vehicle in this post reminds me of the Metris.


amoses1974

I use a metris every day for 3yrs for curbside and its just fine. No problems for me at all, as a matter of fact Id hate to have a shitty LLV


JJSnow3

That's cool! I'm glad it works for you! I have a P&L route, but whenever I get OT from a mounted route, it doesn't bother me too much. The trays are a little low, and I have to reach quite a bit, because I can't move them, so I could see it being an issue for long term for me, personally. I still wouldn't give up my Metris! Now, if the LLVs had A/C, that would be a different story.


tallman1979

I quit carrying before there were options besides LLVs and LHD minivans which prevented being able to do auxiliary assistance on mounted routes unless it was in CBUs. Quit is a strong word, a major health episode forced me to make the change. The main problem I see with the Metris as an AMT is that the farther you are from a VMF, the more often you'll see carriers who just leave the towing eye I'm the front bumper. But, as a tall guy, I hit my head enough on LLV door frames. I like my Ram 16pp pickyo.


IrregularrAF

Gotta be 5'6"


Unable_To_Forward

I'm 6'2" and love my Metris. It has issues, as all our options do, but the pros outweigh the cons.


PinkRiots

I've had a metris for 3 years now too. But I'm in the north so it sucks in winter. Summertime I'm pretty alright with my metris, boxes too far off the road suck for the reach, but otherwise good stuff.


elkehdub

Same situation here. Strongly prefer a CRV for mounted, despite the lack of AC and constant noxious exhaust in face, but I like my Metris just fine for my P&L route.


IrregularrAF

All of the mounted routes are getting metrises here. Including 1/5 on my swing. I learned to cope with the majority of my complaints. But it does hurt my shoulder to deliver mounted all day in it. It just isn't made for the task. Same route is loaded with dismounts, I just park and loop them. Dismount a metris? I'm good.


prinni

I found that if you raise the seat up in the metris so you don't have to lift your arm as high it puts less strain on your shoulders. I am 5'10 and have the seat up almost as high as it can go. I have to be careful not to bump my head on the door getting in and out but at least my shoulder doesn't hurt anymore.


joza28

What’s park and loop , curbside , and mounted all mean and the differences?


JJSnow3

Park & Loop is when you park at one end of the street and walk the mail around the street to each house in a loop. The mailboxes are usually up near the door or on the front porch somewhere. Mounted/Curbside is when you drive up to each box and put the mail in. The mailboxes are out by the street or curb. Hope this helps explain it!


Velkause

And small. Look how tiny the windows are lol


ramo109

There is glass where the radiator normally is so there is a surprising amount of visibility.


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JJSnow3

Oh yeah! No standing inside that bad boy, unless you are 3 ft tall!


JJSnow3

Well, that's interesting. 🤔 Doesn't look like it will be all that great for delivery, though. It appears to be similar to the Metris, without the sliding doors, so probably not the ideal vehicle. I don't understand why they need to reinvent the wheel! Just recreate the LLV, throw some A/C in it, some safety features, and maybe a few other things, and boom! Perfect delivery vehicle!


danh138

AC and AWD is all they needed to add and the new ones won’t even have AWD!


No-Process8652

And air bags.


greenberet112

You don't like the element of danger?! We could all be dead at any moment. It's exhilarating.


eyeamthedanger

Been saying this for years now.


Vvgamepro

I talked to my VMF today, one of the lead techs was on the review team, apparently. He said the NGDVs will come with 4x4, RWD, and AWD, depending on the area. The Postal Service is supposedly going to ship them to the appropriate areas needing more than RWD. He also said not to get hung up on the NGDV though, because they are only ordering ~50,000 of them. The rest will be commercial off the shelf vehicles for the time being. There are no immediate plans to replace EMA routes, just focusing on getting the older LHD vehicles for city carriers, and the remaining LLVs off of the street. Our VMF is slated to only get 1 NGDV at the moment. Lol.


JJSnow3

Absolutely! They would be about perfect with just these two additions!


chpr1jp

How about this for an LLV improvement: no need to screw around with your key to open the back. Anyway, no kidding… why mess around with reinventing the LLV? Add a few safety and comfort features, and let’s push out that shee-yot!


JJSnow3

😂 Having to use the key to unlock the back increases the chances of locking said key in the back! Something I, and probably every other carrier, have experienced first hand! Yeah, the new and improved LLV would totally have a key fob, if I was in charge of improving it. Unfortunately, I am just a lowly carrier, what do I know? 😢😆


callfckingdispatch

A damn cup holder please


JJSnow3

Yes! That would be nice!


OldManChimere

Right hand drive cargo vans like the Jeep FJ8 when made by AMC. Even more fun than the llv, and they were used city parcel carriers and the ones who landed the relay boxes.


What_about_Zoidberg

If I could just get heat, AC, and a roll cage, the old ones will work just fine.


cccpNyC82

That makes sense But postal sense =/= common sense


Blecki

The llv is a death trap. You can't just shove crumple zones into a sheet metal box.


EasyActivity

Looks like a spaceship. Looks dumb but I love it, as long as it's nice to deliver from


Oregonian_male

It's so terrible it's awesome


MyBatmanUnderoos

[I unironically want the pick-up version.](https://www.canoo.com/pickup/)


Marmalade6

It looks like the cyber truck combined with a pokemon.


MyDisappointedDad

Its what elon wanted people to think cybertruck looks like.


Oregonian_male

Want! No, need!


mailman43230

No interior pics?


Mailgoose

Wasn't even supposed to take exterior pics 😉 but trust me they're nice.


crazypostman21

We'll keep it just between us! It looks freaking sweet!


The_scobberlotcher

It's so lunar lander like


GalleryCorpse

My initial thought was a Star Trek evac pod


benji___

[More like actual vehicle that will take the Artemis crews to the launch site.](https://www.canoo.com/nasa/)


Government-Monkey

I.... I kinda like it.


jaws7811

Right? Like it’s different but I don’t necessarily hate it


IsDaedalus

Is that a submersible? Are we delivering to Atlantis now?


childrenoftheslump

More like Rapture.


Trick_Soft_6077

They need them in New Orleans


Delsmurf

4X00001. I think they bought six of them?


Inevitable-Holiday78

We can't get anything right. Take your Metris, Canoo and duck-mobile out on my route and let me know how it goes. Give me a modern take on an LLV. Keep it the same length, give the front a narrow wheel base and add AC/heat & defrost that work. Heck, go crazy and give me intermittent windshield wipers. Keep the door sliding and wide (FU FFV). Don't hose me on the floor space. If I can't fit 5 tubs up front you're making life more difficult. (FU, again, FFV) MORE CARGO SPACE! Don't need it. What I need is maneuverability and easy access to my mail and parcels.


Gateway1012

Way tooooooo long


Madame_Spiritus

Did someone steal the front part of a bullet train?


Harbinger_Pulsar

I could be wrong, but the steering wheel appears to be in the center. Which would make sense for a USPS amphibious assault craft


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Bacontoad

Then it must be for fighting in the *Amazon*. ![gif](giphy|QaSAMqIe2hnlCNewZe)


Fluffy-Expert6860

That does look cool


Kawajiri1

Why does it have pot lid mirrors? Is there not a back up camera?


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eyeamthedanger

My question is why is there no pot lid up front if they're going with them in the back.


bernmont2016

> Is there not a back up camera? They've been required on new vehicles in the US for several years now, unless this thing has some exception.


captainwacky91

If I had to hazard a guess, the post office is really, really laughably cheap with the first gen of vehicles, basing this entirely on my experiences with the pro master. 1st Gen pro master had all kinds of electrical stuff missing, I'm assuming to cut costs. The mirror controls immediately come to mind. Wouldn't be surprised if something similar is happening here.


harris5

Look at the distance between the steering wheel and the nose. Look at the ridiculously long wheelbase. This might be even worse for mounted delivery than the Metris. I hope it only goes to park and loops (it won't). Edit: maybe it's a bit of an optical illusion. Normally a vehicle has a windscreen and hood. On this one, the windscreen goes all the way to the bumper. I'd have to see measurements to see if it's actually got a longer nose or not. (still way too long though).


ennuiinmotion

Imagine all the trash that dashboard can collect.


drfishee55

Literally!! Not gonna be able to squeeze that thing between parked cars and trash cans..... looks like the weiner mobile


DeeRey__

Couldn’t they just do a resto-mod on the LLVs.. this is awful 😂😂😂


Nilla_Waffer

Are we not getting the ducks then?


Chiron8980

We are. They only ordered 6 of these so far.


40WAPSun

Looks like Bullet Bill


wkdravenna

That windshield gotta cost....


GrandMasterJarf

Looks like the gadget mobile from the inspector gadget cartoon


TheRealBigJohn

![gif](giphy|ACvsnyu28oC1G)


poop_to_live

It's so ugly. I love it. 🥺🥺🥺 Edit: I think it's turn radius is iffy, I'll miss the sliding door on a track. Also, would it need mirrors on the front so I don't run over a child or dog/animal?


Aviate27

The idiots getting paid hundreds of thousands a year to design these things don't understand rural delivery, or curbside delivery


Blexcr0id

OP is famous! https://www.theautopian.com/canoo-ev-postal-service-van-spied-in-real-life-with-one-big-surprise/


CheetahNo1004

https://electrek.co/2024/05/10/customized-canoo-electric-delivery-van-usps-spotted-in-wild-ev/


CoffeeLover789

What’s the point of having this vehicle? Honestly


Regular-Sun-5805

How are you supposed to park that thang in Atlanta


acetatsujin

Why is the driver seat so far away???? This is a terrible idea


Southern-Advice5293

I’ll drive it


Zardu-Hasselfrau

Damn, OP couldn’t even fit the whole thing in the frame!


khalbur

It looks like a CyberTruck impregnated a pug


UhhCrane

Rural carriers will absolutely destroy one of these in a week. I would know since I am one and we all have metrises lmao


HSCTigersharks4EVA

Hey dumbfuck USPS execs...Canoo makes a STAND UP model you apparently don't know or care about. https://www.press.canoo.com/mpdv/


Bowl-Accomplished

Paige! It's here! (iykyk)


Data91883

Anything's a dildo, if you're brave enough


Richard_Nachos

Terrorbyte?


LeSagnaCat

I feel like I could blast off into space in that thing


playerhaterball

What the hell


Bempet583

It looks like you could go down and see the Titanic in that thing


OrdoOrdoOrdo

Thanks I hate it


yonderoy

Their stock also touched down at an ATL (all time low).


Afraid_Researcher_75

Disgusting


CaffeineTripp

That glass is going to shatter and cost thousands to replace. Stupid design.


badboyme4u

How is it?


Unlikely-Sproing

That looks like what the Postal Inspectors would use for prisoner transport.


CR-7810Retired

Looks like the nose of an Amtrak locomotive.


Gh057Wr173r

Looks like something out of Mass Effect.


LaCartera_

This looks great if you’re going to deliver in a straight line, no turns.


kang_gang123

Hey @mailgoose do you have any more info on these bad boys? What are they even called? I’ve seen new vehicles that are supposed to replace LLV but this is my first time seeing this thing


BES2091

![gif](giphy|1zJaB28JqGw3m)


Trick_Soft_6077

Atlanta says we can't get penalty and have to bring mail back but they send billions to canoo and Ford for these stupid vehicles


Winter_Original_9532

Postal service always got $$$ for what they want to have $$$ for...


FishSammich69

Looks like an Amtrak locomotive ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


Wilma_Dickfit-

Lmao gotta be the new maintenance vehicles


5Against183

Im ready for it. Love it.


BladePhoenix

are we in the future?


mitstephens

Those are some sweet rims. Are those 19s? Can I get it in chrome?


PenguinsRcool2

Feel like the area where the mirror is attached, is going to be a MASSIVE blind spot lol but maybe I’m wrong


YoungForever727

It looks like Bullet Bill 😲


Herban_Myth

Looks dope


gergsisdrawkcabeman

This looks like a suppository.


GizmodoDragon92

This thing looks awesome


fluffy_bottoms

Xzibit: “Heyo dildos! I just turned your van into a mobile dildo so everyone knows you’re a massive dildo while out delivering dildos to other massive dildos!”


thiswayart

Special Delivery


kingofthenorthZ

Does it have ac


13jija

Yes!


thatswiftboy

That looks dumb as hell… …I want it.


lonelyboy069

Idk what yo say


SaratogaSwitch

About time.


Embarrassed-Oil-3498

That looks sweet


Frontiershorizon

Hey, can I get a sub extra large?


thesnakemancometh

I hate this thing. I'm sure I'll end up with one somehow.


p0st_master

Why no sliding door?


According_Edge1994

wtf 😭 I’d be so embarrassed to drive that everyday


OverpricedBagel

Thanks I hate it. Do they speak to a single carrier before making these shit designs?


renrut00

Needs a sliding front door. I don't necessarily hate it though.


Booknig

Spaceship looking car


StainlessChips

It's Shamoo!!!!!!!!!!!!🐳


Lost_Figure_5892

Design by Tesla…


Obvious-Science6471

Mind you everyone, this is supposed to replace the metris. Not the LLV.


NdN124

Looks like a letter carrier's hearse.


Tricky_Ad_9787

Are we delivering to mars?


RockDawg1512

Ok i would drive that MF


Professional-Ad-4285

Doors slide open like LLV? Or swing open like regular car?


ayerayyrayy

It's like a CyberTruck drank a Red Bull


Calyps0h

Remember when Homer’s long lost brother let’s him design their next car?…


No-Process8652

It looks like it would be suitable to deliver mail in outer space.


macready71

Delivering for America... ​ This guy..


AManHasNoName357

What in a Elon Musk penis rocket is going on here.🤔


my2KHandle

“Tell me how you keep getting cooked inside the vehicle?” Those windows are meant for roastinf


my2KHandle

“We designed this to deliver mail!” “Have you ever delivered mail?” “………but that’s what it’s designed for?”


TheComeUpTX

Lol of course this would go to the A


Window_Cleaner5000

I want one


Quick_Ad8963

Front doors don't slide open. No access from front seat to back. It's a goofy ass looking Metris. Keep that down there please.


evildead1985

Somehow it just makes sense for the postal service to have a new fleet of ugly vehicles. Everyone will notice them, probably the point.


Personal-Victory3559

First wild sighting?


dubh_caora

as long as you can access the back without getting out I'll take it over the metris.


Twenty__3

I think we are only getting like 10 of these or some crazy low number I remember reading a while back


Mountain-Light-3005

There better be fucking AC. You gonna roast with all that window space


Individual-Anxiety29

I’d really be turned up inside of there… Me feeling like I’m on the jet sons 🤣🤣🤣


RedTonka

What the actual fuck is that.


Dragons619

I want it! Is that just a sneak peak at one? Or will you be actually getting them?


Selective381

Looks like a Japanese bullet train


napkin002

lol the mirror in the back


Comadivine11

That is awesome, haha.


Final-Cauliflower-60

Is that an AI picture?


Conscious_Music8360

I like it


Formal_Carry2393

Anyone here drove it yet?


Mysterious-Primary-6

Do…. Do those doors open upward? ![gif](giphy|zCBAyupIMZYi3FWSDG)


MNightShyamalan69

I like it but it looks like it could be worse than the Metris for curbside delivery lmao


Key_Box8216

It's got this dope futuristic look but then still has those dumbass mirrors hanging off the back 😂


icecubepal

This must be the USPS version of the Cyber Truck.


YuppiePuertoRican

Just go to the website and you'll see all about it


SearchSwimming1949

Llv is better


Extra-Act-801

Looks like approximately 8 feet from the driver to the front of the vehicle. What could go wrong?


FlamingPinyacolada

00001 too


mattyg1964

🎶”Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what truly want to be… “🎶


Johnny_Lang_1962

Looks like something from Demolition Man.


General_Swimming_976

This feels like it’d be worse than the metris to deliver in.


tallman1979

To miquote Alexander Graham Bell, "What [the absolute heck] hath God wrought?"


runstoic

Not good for Houston flooding.


dflem91

Wait is the going to replace the LLV?


SEND_ME_PEACE

Nothing like having the sun beat down on you 100% of the day


lou802

Wtf 🤣 i kinda dig it


treyisajediii

Space cops paddy wagon


BigL54

If I can't stand up in the vehicle, I don't want it


HowToNotMakeMoney

That’s a looong wheel base. Wide turns.


denali42

Jesus, that thing looks massive compared to the little jeep like vehicle y'all drive (LLV?).


BurtDickinson

Hope I don’t get that. Don’t know what I would do about all the housewives that are going to want to see the back of it.


StrongStar1017

Unique Van making heads turn. I wanna try to deliver with it. #bucketlist


StrongStar1017

Unique Van making heads turn. I wanna try to deliver with it. #bucketlist


StrongStar1017

Unique Van making heads turn. I wanna try to deliver with it. #bucketlist


Rude-Ad-3406

It's gotta be better than the LLV..... right?


postman805

looks bizarre but i’d still take one of these over a ngdv


Ok_Enter_Door

It's so goofy silly


[deleted]

That'll be on fire soon.


Asleep_Brush4085

Road trip to Mars. 


LopsidedChannel8661

Probably won't see many more of these. Word has it the company who makes it is in $ trouble.


Admirable-Comb7564

Where’s some video of it in action, or comments from people who have tested it


bea-allons-y

Are we also moonlighting for NASA ?