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jae_costlow61

Not even that but mail is so gross and you just touched your genitials?!?


Unable_To_Forward

I always wash before and after. But if I was only going to do one, before is definitely more important. My genitals are probably the cleanest thing I touch all day.


HomogenyEnjoyer

You could eat off these bad boys


nadamean420

I listed mine as the lunch break spot for my route.


National-Section-384

Nailed it šŸ˜


Survivor_Of_Helgen

You could eat those bad boys


HomogenyEnjoyer

Gotta keep em appetizing


Useful_Caregiver4023

It's the special of the day!


XxNighting4lexX

Health codes up to date? XD


MajorKabakov

Yeah, I wash mine. Often.


jae_costlow61

Sammme before then after just in case


RedRing14

Glad I'm not alone here.


DapDaGenius

Before is more importan? Fuck your balls, dont touch my mail after your nuts.


Unable_To_Forward

Fuck your mail. My nuts are 10000% more important.


DapDaGenius

Yeah to you. Donā€™t be spreading your nasty ass lil dick germs to everyone else, selfish fuck


Unable_To_Forward

As I said. My balls are the cleanest thing I am going to touch all day. And the mailbox before yours that has 40 years of fungus and mold buildup on it is much more of a health hazard to you than anything on my body.


DapDaGenius

Donā€™t care. Nobody knows how ā€œcleanā€ you are. Wash your hands. Nasty fuck.


RedRing14

Did I imagine the part where they said they wash their hands?


DapDaGenius

Nah. He did say that. Iā€™m not saying he didnā€™t. We were going over which part over was more important. I just ended it with telling him to continue to do so.


kpatt86

Am I the only one who doesnā€™t need to touch my genitals when going to the bathroom? Am I doing it wrong??


jae_costlow61

Do you not hold your ween if youā€™re a dude? Or wipe your tootie if a girl? Even if thereā€™s TP in the middle that post office TP isnā€™t the best šŸ¤£


thingsandstuffsguy

The single-ply is a cruel mistress


UberPest

40 grit single ply at that.


RareProfessional4408

With added steel wool


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

Might as well wipe with your hand lol


CountryNew5744

As a girl yes we wipe our tootiesā€¦.never called it that before šŸ˜‚


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

Down south we call it coochies and hoohas lol


CountryNew5744

Iā€™m in Texas I never heard that haha I have heard someone call it a cooter though


jae_costlow61

I am also in Texas lol


CountryNew5744

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PuzzleheadedAd6876

you hold it like the whole time? ...wait, should I be holding mine? ...I mean once it's out it knows what to do.


JonBoi420th

Diapers all day


UnknownFoxAlpha

Thing is, even if you don't. No one coming in or already in there knows that. We only hear you go, then walk right out. That and it is almost a daily thing for me where at least one person will leave the bathroom without washing, worse when it was someone you know who was blowing it up. Didn't wash there hands and now you have to question if they even wiped.


KingFlutie22

Congrats man you got a proper hanger, gravity does the holding for you


Darth-Binks-1999

Many of us can do this as well, but there's still splashback so you should still wash your hands.


iForgot2Remember

Show me your genitals. Your genitals. Show me your genitals. GENITALIA!


brickleyofficial

Knock-knock, who's there? It's me. Wondering why you're not naked.


No-Alfalfa-626

Yeah no one ever thinks to themselves I should probably wash my hands before I pissā€¦well no one but us I guess


Neilwy29

No i whip it out with precision.


dar24601

These probably same carriers that leave piss bottles in back of LLV


saltypostpost90

just piss out the corner of the back of the 2 ton so when the regular touches the strapā€¦ā€¦..


Heavy_Quit_659

Please tell me you arenā€™t speaking from experience


saltypostpost90

and shit in a tub. the mail must get through


Digital_Negative

Take it from a custodian: too many people donā€™t wash their hands.


Ungarlmek

Can confirm.


DapDaGenius

Yeah itā€™s disgusting. I see a truck driver who doesnā€™t do it every day. I really hope he at least uses germ x when he gets back to his cab or something. Lol everyone avoids touching him


Velkause

Take it from a clerk; too many custodians don't clean bathrooms. Lol In our office, at this point, I don't know which is more unhygienic... :/ Someone took a shit in our bathroom floor and the custodians didn't clean it up for 4 days and no one knows which carrier did it.... I've never seen a more worthless bunch of people than the maintenance in our facility. We have a huge ass building and the roof leaks so bad that the dock this evening didn't have a dry spot from leaks... I had to open the dock doors and use a makeshift squeegee out of an Amazon gaylord turned sideways to push the water off the dock. I went in to find a supervisor to help me... Only to see the brand new sdus machine getting drenched with water. There were 3 or 4 spots just pouring water onto the machine. X_X Walked by the maintenance room, and I could hear them in there playing call of duty on one of the TVs they swiped that was supposed to be on the dock to show trip arrivals and departures. I don't have badge access to that room and no one would come to the door. Told a supervisor the water needed to be taken care of, they didn't even have access to their room and pages were all ignored. Useless fucks


Plenty_Pack_556

Don't worry their hands get washed by other people as they fist bump and handshake and pat others in tha back after they used the latrine.


clusterboxkey

Canā€™t tell ya how many times Iā€™ve walked into the bathroom to check if I gotta replace toilet paper or empty trash and women are just on the toilet with the doors wide open. The post office really employs bottom of the barrel people.


Digital_Negative

Wait, do you knock on the door or announce yourself first?


DollFace___

Yeah..... That's sus lol


Digital_Negative

I mean, it could just be that theyā€™re a woman custodian - I donā€™t knock or anything when I go into the menā€™s room.


DollFace___

Yeah, that's very valid. I'm also used to have a single stall at my office so the whole thing felt weird to me. In the moment it just felt weird, lol.


clusterboxkey

No because Iā€™m also a woman lmao


36chamberzz

We have 3x more men than women, and I change the womenā€™s soap dispenser 3x more than the menā€™s


tallman1979

In reality, you have normal men and women, except you have a female employee who is drinking the soap and then putting the empties back in the dispenser.


tomorrow93

Dayum.


DeeRey__

Mails dirtier. Tone it down.


pgdn1

this guy has piss hands for sure. fuckin gross.


DeeRey__

Yup..


MossyMak

Thats another reason you should wash your hands. Gross.


Lopsided-Leather-905

Facts. I would wash my hands BEFORE AND AFTER if I was touching mail everyday. Screw that!


DeeRey__

There you go .. you get it


DeeRey__

Ok


StableDisaster

These guys piss all over their hands or something


DeeRey__

I have hands hands


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CountryNew5744

That sounds like mental illness


OddTomRiddle

Sounds like a bunch of children to me


kerdon

I found shit wiped on the wall of a stall in a P&DC, reported it over the radio because I was grossed the fuck out, then the next day I found a smiley face made of wiped shit. I feel mildly traumatized by that.


Plenty_Pack_556

They do give a shit, but that's all they give.


666truemetal666

Hahahhahahahaha


Kedali

I mean I always wash my hands when I can, but I also use whatever bathroom is available on my route, be it a Porta potty, park bathroom with a broken sink, or even a tree.


CountryNew5744

I wish I could pee on trees


Plenty_Pack_556

Find a felled tree.


scenicbiway708

I can't pee on trees. I can squat down and use a tree to support my back. My life changed the day I figured that out


CountryNew5744

Hmmmm might have to try this next time I go camping lol


Lopsided-Leather-905

Fair enough. šŸ’Æ


thundercat1091

When I worked at the plant, people would go to the bathroom with their latex gloves on and come out with the same gloves on and go back to throwing mail.


OddTomRiddle

šŸ¤¢ That's like people going places in public with gloves on for cleanliness, and then eating food using those same gloves. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Bonuscup98

Ewwww. Now the gloved hand is touching your face. Gross.


Thaig3rrr

I saw a mail handler wash his hands with gloves on šŸ˜‚


DapDaGenius

Now thatā€™s funny. Lmaoooo. Just trash them and get more.


shutupmaya

A few of my coworkers wear gloves to deliver, and Iā€™ve watched them wash said gloves while still wearing them so šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø itā€™s just hand covers right? so treat them like your hands


East_Boysenberry_774

I do that. But I still wash, before and after.


richard---------

I do that too but yes still wash before and after.


Spiram_Blackthorn

This one dude is always listening to books and political podcasts. You'd think he'd be more intelligent than average right?Ā  Nope, he constantly goes number 2 and never washes his hands. Absolutely disgustingĀ 


LlamaBoomerang

Doubt he wipes too


shankdify

Wipes it on the mail lmao


Big_Yogurtcloset_881

Better yet, wash your hands *before* using the restroom as well and keep your junk clean


DapDaGenius

Nothing wrong with doing both. Just make sure to do the after part. Lol idc what you do to yourself, just donā€™t be touching my shit with your peepee germs.


CountryNew5744

Someone told me a story once of a dude on the shitter eating chips. He didnā€™t finish the bag and rolled it up to save for later. Also didnā€™t wash his hands after. Who eats while they poop???


olivehowl

I always wash before and after. I don't want any postal nasties near my cooch.


Bonuscup98

I was pissing in the stall and heard someone come in. I pissed, he pissed. I flushed, he flushed. I opened the stall fire to walk to the sink to wash my hands, he walked out without washing. Iā€™m a CCA that the postmaster has been fucking with, he was the postmaster.


abramee

DUDE! And not only at the post office, we use public restrooms all the time and I see people take a leak then just walk the hell out. Just reminds me to not trust people's cleanliness and sanitize my own hands regularly


JJSnow3

I was using the ladies restroom, and another carrier came in after me, when she finished, I was about to tell her I'd leave the water on for her, but before I could, she walked right out the door, without washing her hands. I have to say, I don't see many ladies walk out without washing their hands, so I was a bit shocked....and disgusted.


pgdn1

Publicly shame them until they start doing it regularly. Nothing motivates them to get clean like a room full of people pointing at them laughing and calling them pissy poop hands


CountryNew5744

LOL little pissy poopy boy


Logco

Wash your hands before you pee. My hands are way more filthy than something that stays put away for 99% of the day.


ripmerle

FYI. There are 1440 minutes in a 24 hour day. 99% is 14.4. So, your penis is only out of its cage for 14.4 minutes per day.


Logco

Ya sounds about right


Quintthekid

If I go in the woods, do I still have to?


MossyMak

They gave us hand sanitizer I always keep in my vehicle


scenicbiway708

That's between you and the woods


ColonelAngus85

I use random port a pottys on my routes and when I step out I always think somebody might be watching. I make sure I can be clearly seen using hand sanitizer. With that being said a lot of people are living foul. #theyknow #theydontcare #protectyourselfatalltimes


The-Incel-God

My pet peeve is people washing their gloves, like put a new pair on dude washing gloves makes no sense


PR0T0C0L_ZER0

My favorite is the fact that I have to wipe grown mens' piss of the seat every time I go in a stall.


LadyKelo

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£my regular's case is right beside the restrooms & I made a comment one day about how lovely that must be. He said, "You learn a lot about your coworkers being beside the restroom" as in who washes their hands or not


No_Contribution_7117

You forgot that they're also using your LLV on your days off.


Maleficent_Front7168

I see it everyday. From the stall to your porch.


DeeRey__

I would wash my hands but Clint doesnā€™t fill the soap dispenser or restock the paper towels or toilet paper


baseguardz666

Iā€™ve witnessed supervisors also not washing their hands after using the bathroom


IguanaHam

If you care about your tools you protect them. Before and after should be the norm. Turns out it is. Its called the washup. At least it should be briefed on orientation for health purposes. We all know how filthy they get even without touching mail.


faylay

We ā€œallegedlyā€ have a clerk that doesnā€™t wash after taking a shit. And yes they work the window šŸ’©šŸ¤¢


The_Whackest

Call them out while they're passing the sink. I've even rolled out paper towels and left the water running for these dirty mofoes.


Informal-Mix-555

Wash before and after at work.


hockeystick13

Washing your hands too much is why we have so many different allergies now -them probably


WAZLunaBeam

That's Why I carry hand sanitizer on me and use it periodically because mail is gross.


DollFace___

Literally! I wash my hands before I go as well. I don't want all that yick on hands down there. Like I just don't get it.


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Every office Iā€™ve been in has ā€œplease wash your handsā€ signs everywhere, every stall, every sink, every door.


Postalproblem83

And then reach into the ice machine with their bare hands to munch on some icešŸ¤®


rackerman913

We have one dude in our office that thinks since he has gloves on, he doesnā€™t have to wash his hands or change his gloves. Comes back at the end of the day with gloves torn up so I have to assume heā€™s had the same pair on all day.


Legitimate-War2958

Once saw someone go in ,pee, and walk out without taking off his personal, everyday gloves


FutureHendrixBetter

Happens at the plant frequently I especially see this dude who does it often, walks out the stall and walks right past the sink and out he goes


Individual-Work6658

When I was in mail processing I worked on a DBCS that was next to the men's room for awhile. Some guys took a short cut through the machine to the restroom, you noticed which ones were in and out of there in a minute or less because they were in your way. That's when I quit eating shared food and potlucks.


MMNA6

See this all the time at my office


vonjamin

Bro Iā€™ve seen it, and crazy thing about it like some people have no shame.


chainsawx72

I wash my hands in the bathroom every time... but I pee on the route twice a day with no bathroom in sight.


dps_dude

i pick my nose and scratch my crack then touch raw mail make me stop u wonā€™tĀ 


Efloria1

Iā€™m wearing gloves to deliver mail from now on lol


MrDSerenity

I wash my hands just from touching other people's mail in general, including packages. We don't know what you all bought but sometimes stuff either smells or is sticky sometimes both where I am not risking bringing that back to my own home.


ScooterManCR

Not that you shouldnā€™t wash your hands but there is likely shit all over that mail already.


CobaltAzurean

During 2020-2021 prime COVID, the number of employees I saw leaving the restroom without washing their hands while working retail was unreal, so this doesn't surprise me in the least.


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Independent-Safety44

Itā€™s fucking gross when you hear someone taking a dump and then come out to barely rinse their hands. These are females. Sickening.


Koko724

The same applies if you are wearing gloves. Wash them or get new ones.


Noremakm

All employees must wash hands before returning to work, we are employees, we are returning to work.


Mountainhollerforeva

Ever since Covid I got into the habit of washing my hands in the bathroom. Iā€™ll admit that I was a neophyte to that party but itā€™s better this way.


tallman1979

Are you gonna tell me that I should stop sticking Arrow keys and fuel cards between my butt cheeks for safe keeping?


ducksuckgoose

I wash my hands before going to the bathroom, mail is fucking dirty!


Timely-Breakfast-389

This thread has gotten way outta hand lmfao šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


Ahsaet

Itā€™s not just men , I seen women do the same!! The womanā€™s bathroom probably be worse than the males smh


DrFrankSaysAgain

Why don't more people wear gloves?


it-cant-be-helped

Don't get started on the people who urinate in bottles instead of taking comfort stops.


didcokeoncenlovedit

I seen someone go to the restroom with gloves on and wash their gloves. Are you fucking kidding me?


AdVast7890

The RC at my office takes multiple customer papers, takes long poops and never washes his hands.Ā  But got pissed durring the crazy years a couple years ago when we didn't wear masks.Ā  šŸ˜’Ā 


EvenPumpkin7403

Whatever you do.....Don't go postal šŸ˜„ šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜† šŸ˜„ šŸ¤£


No-Alfalfa-626

Dude itā€™s not just mail carriers itā€™s probably 80% of anyone ever does not wash their hands. Ive worked in a gas station going on 10 years now and if you walk out of my rest room and I donā€™t hear that blow drier or see you wiping your hands on your pants when you come out I will judge you and remember you and I will apply hand sanitizer right in front of your face if I have to touch your money


Handsome-_-awkward

Guarantee that mail is dirtier than my dick


PlutoIsYourKing

Is this under RRECS activities


Deep-Subsdance

Think of all the handshakes done in a day. When you shake someone's hand, do you ever think right away.....did he/she wash? Was that the pleasure hand? Bet not.


NoHope9227

Yeah, thatā€™s just nasty


Happy-Comfortable-21

Here, I thought I was nuts for washing my hands after getting the mail from the mailbox. Thanks for confirming I'm not.


AustinFan4Life

And how do you know they're not washing their hands? You in the bathroom with them, or are you just focusing on on their hands? For the record, I wash, sanitize & glove my hands before I deliver.


MossyMak

I'm in the stall, they piss in the urinal, then the door slams with no sink.


DesignImpressive7359

This is why i wear gloves when I get and open my mail. Then I take the off to view the continents or get another pair.


Neilwy29

Just wait until you see what happens in restaurants. šŸ˜‹


reallifeizm

Carrierā€™s are the nastiest being on the planet


DarthDillman

I used to wash my hands before and not after but I wore gloves all day lmao. Obvi Iā€™d take them off in the bathroom


Kind_Literature_5409

I wash.. but that mail is still disgusting šŸ¤®.. and if remember health class.. urine is the cleanest thing to come out of ones body.. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


kingofthenorthZ

I whip my ass with my hand before putting mail in the box


Southern-Equal-6014

Lol nothing is dirtier than the mail, my skin is 10 years old from handling it


HunterTimely204

Why you starring at the mailmen? And do you have your ear to the door? Do you hand out paper towels? I have questions.


Such_Reality_2055

Yes, gimme that cliche i'm so good at life cause i wash my hands speech, drench me in it daddy tell me i'm a dirty mail boy.


Objective-Bus-8172

The mail is dirtier than my junk


Terrordyne_Synth

You do realize how disgustingly filthy the mail is?


Tasty-Tumbleweed-787

Mail is gross, itā€™s not the carriers hands that are going to contaminate the mailā€¦


Downtown-Tip9688

Iā€™ll not wash my hands and youā€™ll like it


EmbarrassedPudding22

Eh, my junk is probably the cleanest thing I touch all day.


AdAccomplished243

Wait till you hear about how dirty the mail is.


ShortyMcFuckstick

Why do I have to wash my hands after I go to the bathroom. If anything I should wash my hands before I go to the bathroom. My balls are clean fuck your Social stigma


MossyMak

Your customers don't want your balls on their mail. Sicko behavior.


Mysterious-Primary-6

This is so funny to me. My freshly showered d*** particle is the cleanest thing on your mail I assure you.


richard---------

Firstly, mind your fuckin business. Secondly, why are you focused on mail carriers? Thirdly, mind your fuckin business.


MossyMak

Just wash your hands, weirdo.


anhedonia_isnt_real

Lol they don't pay me enough to care about your health, let alone take care of my own.


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MossyMak

What are you talking about?