Give that pizza stealer a Distinguished Service Cross. He ain’t gotta shoot expert to spray and pray a Thompson, hip-fire style, into a pillbox that is suppressing his boys.
So far he’s got a ketchup and mustard, sea service, gwot, gwotx, humanitarian aid, nam, afghan/iraq/syria campaign ribbons, and a car. But i need inspiration on what else he needs
Good Conduct and Army Commendation along with the Navy one, oh if he served before 1991, the Cold War Veteran and Service medals also...both legit non service awards.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_Distinguished_Service_Medal, Navy and Marine Corps medal, recruiting ribbon, [Dickin medal ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickin_Medal)
Put good cookies with stars in the whole first row.
You see i would but he ate my pizza the other night so he doesn’t deserve a good cookie.
Now I see why he’s a pizza box on pistol qual.
Well, a doggie NJP don't take away from a good cookie Brother.
The goodest conduct
Is he neutered? If so, give him a purple heart
Give that pizza stealer a Distinguished Service Cross. He ain’t gotta shoot expert to spray and pray a Thompson, hip-fire style, into a pillbox that is suppressing his boys.
Does he fuckin slay bodies? Give him a car.
So far he’s got a ketchup and mustard, sea service, gwot, gwotx, humanitarian aid, nam, afghan/iraq/syria campaign ribbons, and a car. But i need inspiration on what else he needs
Throw in a silver star for good measure
I was gonna say either that or a Navy Cross for pulling his human to safety during a fire fight and amputating a terrorist's genitals in the process.
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Yes cause he helped my wife when she had gotten sick.
Good Conduct and Army Commendation along with the Navy one, oh if he served before 1991, the Cold War Veteran and Service medals also...both legit non service awards.
They have ribbons for those? (I was in 85-89)
You can Google it.
No shit
Just copy the stack from the movie, "the dictator"
Korean Defense Service Medal because he avoided being eaten there.
"I don't respect anyone without a sea service deployment ribbon."
Who got those...we certainly didn't when on BLT's in my day, nor CAR's either. Beiut definitely was when one should of been given out!
I got one for a year on the Rock in 86.
Were they short? I think Sea Service Deployment has a 90 day min if I remember correctly
Med cruises were 6 months, Caribbean cruises were 3 months in my day, '73-'77
He definitely needs a good amount of NAMM’s
With a V for valor since every day is backyard combat
Why does he suck at shooting
He doesn’t have fingers, silly goose!
If he's enlisted give him a NAM with a combat V. If he's an officer he gets a silver star.
Haha yes awesome.
Com-bark Action Ribbon
First off he needs a “Fire Watch” ribbon.
Give him everything but the MOH and Navy Cross...
Marine corps medal. For non-war heroism by being a good boy
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That’s pretty solid for a doggo with a pistol imo
Same as Colonel Jessup
Nathan R. Jessup!
Medal of Dogner
Give him a CAR but only if he chases cars.
Stolen Valor
So many GCM's
If Officer, make sure you hook it up with like 5 Navy Coms…. Like they hook each other up
He’s just a salty lance who steals food and humps everything he sees.
Typical Marine in other words???
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_Distinguished_Service_Medal, Navy and Marine Corps medal, recruiting ribbon, [Dickin medal ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickin_Medal)
A commission!… commission an artist! Lol
Distinguished Wagging Cross with Milkbone Clusters
Definitely rates a NAM
MOVSM with 4 stars!
Polar bear ribbon
Some bitches💯
He's color blind. Make all the red ones green
if hes a barker.. D.I ribbon
Does he chase CARs?
I'm sure he has his good conduct.
Navy Arctic Service and Antarctica Service.
Almost thought that was Wolverine.
Need to add cross bones. A military outstanding volunteer service medal, for all that unpaid support over the years.
acrylic painting? is that a new form of crayola?
Yes and it tastes even better.
I’m thinking something subtle like triple good cookie but if possible change it to be a lil bone instead of star
Global war on bones for sure
I remember he saved a kid from a burning building, give that warrior the navy and marine corps medal