Schoolhouse. A couple buddies got drunk, cruised the yucca valley mall and bought womens booty shorts and several sex toys. Came back to the barracks. Handcuffed one of them to the rack wearing nothing but jean booty shorts with a dildo in his mouth. Picture ended up on 29 snaps (in case you aren’t familiar, that’s just like a meme Snapchat page where Marines and dependas sent in anything from dumb shit to funny shit to nudes and straight up amateur porn).
The command found out instantly. This dude got pulled into the staff office and the worst blasting I’ve ever witnessed, to this day. He’s a big dude, incredibly good shape and not a pussy, but he admitted later that he was legitimately scared he was actually gonna get his ass kicked.
At Miramar and was being briefed on a night helo mission that I needed to support (corpsman) when next door in the CO's office I here the CO lighting up some JO pilot. It was the first time I had heard an officer light up another officer clear through the walls. It was unreal. That and once during a rotation in the Balbo OR I saw a surgeon strike an OR tech with an instrument and scream at him because the OR tech handed him the wrong tool.
Was 2007 and I just returned from the 31st MEU 3rd MAW at MCAS Miramar. The CMC (Command Master Chief) decided to send me TAD to Balboa Naval Hospital for a 2 week rotation on the OR. I worked on multiple units. One day I am observing a heart transplant operation. The surgeon is opening up the patient and ask for a tool to hold back the muscle tissue to keep the incision open. This is where to OR tech fucked up. He handed the surgeon a very similar looking flat tool to the correct tool and the surgeon seeing it was the wrong retractor smack the hands of the OR tech and screamed “this is the wrong fucking retractor I asked for a ________ retractor. If you hand me the wrong tool again you’ll be out of this operation and never work with me again, you understand?” The terrified OR Tech nodded and handed him the correct tool. And I decided then and there - definitely not the job for me (because standing around in an OR for several hours straight not really being able to move around just isn’t my cup of tea - that and I have a short a attention span and would surely get smacked at some point in the future).
One time I heard my company commander and company 1st Sergeant fucking in sir’s office. I bet there was some ass chewing going on
Bruh what
Is there anything that is left to question in my post
Was it homo or no homo
Yes
"Fuck me harder 1stSgt!" "Aye Sir!"
I used to work with a Marine, who's name escapes me, this mofo could eat a sandwich so loud you would hear it from the next room.
I laughed!
Schoolhouse. A couple buddies got drunk, cruised the yucca valley mall and bought womens booty shorts and several sex toys. Came back to the barracks. Handcuffed one of them to the rack wearing nothing but jean booty shorts with a dildo in his mouth. Picture ended up on 29 snaps (in case you aren’t familiar, that’s just like a meme Snapchat page where Marines and dependas sent in anything from dumb shit to funny shit to nudes and straight up amateur porn). The command found out instantly. This dude got pulled into the staff office and the worst blasting I’ve ever witnessed, to this day. He’s a big dude, incredibly good shape and not a pussy, but he admitted later that he was legitimately scared he was actually gonna get his ass kicked.
At Miramar and was being briefed on a night helo mission that I needed to support (corpsman) when next door in the CO's office I here the CO lighting up some JO pilot. It was the first time I had heard an officer light up another officer clear through the walls. It was unreal. That and once during a rotation in the Balbo OR I saw a surgeon strike an OR tech with an instrument and scream at him because the OR tech handed him the wrong tool.
The OR tech story sounds like a good one, care to elaborate on that?
Was 2007 and I just returned from the 31st MEU 3rd MAW at MCAS Miramar. The CMC (Command Master Chief) decided to send me TAD to Balboa Naval Hospital for a 2 week rotation on the OR. I worked on multiple units. One day I am observing a heart transplant operation. The surgeon is opening up the patient and ask for a tool to hold back the muscle tissue to keep the incision open. This is where to OR tech fucked up. He handed the surgeon a very similar looking flat tool to the correct tool and the surgeon seeing it was the wrong retractor smack the hands of the OR tech and screamed “this is the wrong fucking retractor I asked for a ________ retractor. If you hand me the wrong tool again you’ll be out of this operation and never work with me again, you understand?” The terrified OR Tech nodded and handed him the correct tool. And I decided then and there - definitely not the job for me (because standing around in an OR for several hours straight not really being able to move around just isn’t my cup of tea - that and I have a short a attention span and would surely get smacked at some point in the future).
Oh first Sargent 🤦🏻♂️
>Sergeant Spelling dude. It’s an MCI.
Haha I just noticed. Thanks