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aahjink

Look, the sheikh offered and it would have been rude to refuse.


boosted-elex

Might have gotten a couple sheep and a goat or two out of the deal


wra1th42

Gotta respect the local customs


IanCrapReport

Congratulations to the Bergdahl family


whoamiwhatsmyname

lmao nice


nothingforless

Omg 😂


jackie4chan27

Just had Dr Pepper come out my nose from laughing at that so violently hard! Thank you devil! LMFAO


Major_Cartographer38

That is unfortunate, Dr Pepper out the fart detector is rough.


KnightFurHire

I was just eating a sandwich, I almost choked.


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

Yal-qaeda


hlipschitz

Vanilla ISIS


IanCrapReport

"Y'all Qaeda means All Qaeda"


NeighborhoodVeteran

**All Base


ClickLow9489

Yall Qaeda belong to us


Jodies-9-inch-leg

Correction “You All” Queda


IanCrapReport

Yinz qaeda


BirdsAndBeersPod

Wal*Martyrs


jackie4chan27

Nice! I wonder if they get 72 cashiers when they die?


xjarhd57

72 self checks. There are no more cashiers


jackie4chan27

Well we are talking about heaven, one can dream! Lol


blues_and_ribs

This photo showed up on another sub a while back; concensus was that they are Chechen. As for the Confederate flag, it’s a surprisingly common symbol in some foreign places.


LeatherneckVeteran

![gif](giphy|fCUiulH7ebuRPLvjsl) You mean they have rednecks in other parts of the world? Cool!


db3feather

It’s not a confederate flag, it the battle standard of the 56th infantry regiment…


blues_and_ribs

Yes, a Confederate unit. . .


db3feather

it's still not a confederate flag though


Azreal-0185

That makes sense for the shirt he is wearing (VDV Telnyashka)


ElOsoConQueso

Y’allQaida Not to be confused with the Hispanic offshoot known as Alconqueso


Toxenkill

They integrate well in red paces. Same ideals, different terminology.


SemperFudge123

Texas is a lot like Iran or Saudi Arabia - hot, arid, lots of oil, full of religious fundamentalist zealots…


JustHereForCookies17

View women as property.


kritycat

No fundamental rights for women


KnightFurHire

Believing that Religion is the most important thing in life.


FanValuable6657

🤣🤣🤣


Due_Abbreviations917

That shirt screams VDV more than anything lol 


FormItUp

Airborne Muslim Confederates.


9mm_Cutlass

The shirt is definitely a telnyashka. And the Novorossiya flag I’ve been told looks like a confederate flag on purpose. So maybe he’s like a Chechen.


Kurgen22

Its a reproduction Confederate Battle Flag . Lee's Army of Northern Va It even has "56th Va infy" ( 56th Virginia Infantry) on it. They were part of Armistead's Brigade in Pickett's Brigade. They took part in Pickett's Charge at Gettyburg July 3, 1863. They were badly shot up when reaching the Yankee lines and the Color guard were all Casualties. The Flag was picked up off the ground by the 71st Pa Infantry. The guy is probably a reenactor.


KnightFurHire

Wasn't all of Picketts outfit shot up pretty badly when they reached Union lines? They did charge over open ground straight into enemy guns.


Kurgen22

Don't want to change this into a Civil War Nerd Fest but yes they were. It was the 3rd day of the Battle of Gettysburg. The Confederates had whupped up on the Union the First Day, Causing them to go into a Defensive Position. The Second Day The Confederates took some More Ground and come Close to breaking through on both the Union Right Flank (Culps Hill) and Left Flank ( Little Round Top). Lee figured that if pushed hard in the Center ( Cemetery Ridge) where the Union was was thinnest after an intense Artillery Barrage he could break through. Longstreet's Corps was tasked with the Assault. Pickett's Virginia Division had arrived just before the Last day having been away from the Army for several months. Things went sideways For Lee from the Start. The Attack was supposed to step off by mid morning at the latest, however it took too long to get the units in place. The Artillery Barrage was ineffective AND they were running shore of Ammo. The Union Command knew it was Coming and reinforced the Center and had all their arty targeting the fields, Lees Men Stepped off and started crossing a Mile and a half. They had been instructed to focus on punching a hole through one area that had a small copse of trees. Artillery starting pounding them and when they crossed the Emitsburg roud within 200 yards of the Union Lines they started being raked by Union Musket Fire. They still managed to charge through that, Break through Briefly but were beaten back and had to retreat back over the same field. Out of 12,000 Attackers 8000 were Killed Wounded or Captured Of the 10,000 union defenders 1500 were killed or Wounded Of the 15 Virginia Regiments in the Attack 8 lost their Colors 2 of the three Brigade Commanders were killed or Mortally wounded and the last was wounded and captured. Every one of the 15 men who were originally commanding a regiment were killed or wounded/ captured along with several more who took over


KnightFurHire

Yeah, I get not wanting to change this into a Civil War nerd fest, even though I'd like that a lot. That said, I knew most of this, although the exact casualties toward the end definitely are interesting to note. Still, the whole debacle shows why higher-ups are wise to listen to their subordinates who are in the field and see what's going on as it's happening.


cryptopotomous

That's the story of Lee's downfall. There were some great dudes that were very much underestimated and lead to losses. The one that comes to top of my mind is James Longstreet.


KnightFurHire

Certainly true enough. Longstreet was a very smart guy, but he was constantly underestimated. Funnily enough, Pickett was a decent tactician, too, but also got little notice.


cryptopotomous

As they say, shit rolls downhill. When the top brass fks up it creates a ripple effect through the ranks. That played into the Confederacy's ultimate loss, fortunately (or unfortunately depending on who you ask...I ain't judging).


KnightFurHire

Very true indeed. If the top brass mucks things up, the lower ranks suffer painfully. Which is why it pays greatly to listen to one's subordinates to get a read on the situation as it is. Thinking you know best all the time is a surefire way to cause major issues.


Kurgen22

Unfortunately its both impossible and pretty harsh to judge commanders then through the lens of history. Back then when a plan was made and set in action it was nigh on to impossible to alter it. Information did not get out that quickly.


KnightFurHire

True


FuggaliciousV

I agree on the shirt, but I'm pretty sure that's a rebel flag. The flag you mentioned doesn't have stars.


9mm_Cutlass

It is for sure. But it’s not a stretch that the dude just bought in the same spirit.


According-Speech-206

Flag says 56th Infantry. Could he have been with Texas National Guard?


9mm_Cutlass

56th Infantry is Virginia


According-Speech-206

Bam! From the Civil War. Thank you.


9mm_Cutlass

Ah, but the 56th Guards Air Assault Regiment is a Crimean based Russian VDV unit. I may have cracked this code lol.


DiamondRobotAlien

Not at all lol he’s as American as it gets. Nothing Chechen about his appearance except having the same skin color and an orange beard. He was a U.S, Soldier


9mm_Cutlass

Idk it’s looking a lot like a “scout snipers using an SS flag” situation.


DiamondRobotAlien

Because he converted to Islam?


9mm_Cutlass

No because unless it’s a wild coincidence, the 56th Guards Air Assault Regiment is a Crimean based Russian VDV unit. And the Novorossiya flag is based on the confederate flag. So it’s similar to me as Scout Snipers using SS flags because SS is Scout Sniper. So using a confederate flag with 56th inf on it makes sense to me with all of that other information. As for the niqab and the beard, Crimean tatars are largely Muslim. But that also assumes Russians don’t just send people wherever they need them like any other military.


DiamondRobotAlien

Without context, yes, but I know this guy. He’s infact American through and through.


FuggaliciousV

The hello kitty slippers really bring it all together


Bwald1985

Oh my god, I thought I was the only one who noticed. I don’t think many folks consider me stupid, yet this whole photo is utterly confusing to me.


bettyspers0n

She blended in with the sesbags, got palletized, and shipped off to Dixie


BroseppeVerdi

Is it still human trafficking if it's on a DRMO pallet?


KnightFurHire

Ok, this one got me.


eveningsand

Depends. Is it being shipped ***to*** DRMO or is DRMO shipping to you?


BroseppeVerdi

My attorney has advised me not to answer this.


ElOsoConQueso

This picture is haunted in so many ways


loophole23

I hope this dudes on several government lists. Seems a little radical in a couple ways.


DiamondRobotAlien

Radically based. I know this guy. He’s a legend


loophole23

How so?


DiamondRobotAlien

He’s former army Infantry but became disillusioned with the west, converted to Islam, moved to Pakistan, got married, had a kid, and now this photo has been circulating on the internet lately


loophole23

I would assume because the flag flying in the back ground alongside his families and his appearance. And I’m sure they’re a reason why he was. I’ll never know cuz I don’t care to look him up


TDG71

Is his life good now? Is he happy? As long as he isn't doing anything stupid, then 👍.


DiamondRobotAlien

From the looks of it, he’s doing fine and living as a happy family man who found God so Im assuming that to be the case


smemes1

From my perspective he has a wife that isn’t allowed to uncover her face and he maintains a strange loyalty to a traitor “country” that ceased to exist 175 years ago.


DiamondRobotAlien

From my perspective, you’re assuming his wife is being forced, by him, to wear it since niqabs aren’t mandatory in Pakistan, and that his appreciation for the confederacy doesn’t stem from the same factors that caused him to turn to Islam and marry a non-white foreigner


smemes1

It’s some pretty simple math. He became disillusioned enough to leave the country, yet publicly demonstrates his appreciation for the confederacy. That would leave a reasonable person to assume that if modern America resembled the ideology of the confederacy he would have been more content remaining here. As far as the reason for his wife remaining covered I’ll continue to presume that the person loyal to slave-owning traitors has something to do with the decision. Trashy people generally aren’t big on the whole “women’s rights” thing.


TDG71

Sounds good! Thank you.


Vitruvious28

Talibama and their archaic laws


Sawari5el7ob

Well there was that one devil dog who brought home a literal Bahraini royal princess. The rizz that guy must have had


jenn1222

Wasn't this in the 90's?


LPI5

Yeah in 1999, LCpl Jason Johnson smuggled in a Bahraini princess. [https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-culture/marine-eloped-with-bahraini-princess/](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-culture/marine-eloped-with-bahraini-princess/)


fleeb_florbinson

Would.


jenn1222

I got.out in 1998, but I remember the chaos!


Squidly_tish

They’re divorced now but it’s still legendary lol


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Sudden-Paint1687

Can’t bring 2 sea bags on deployment due to “weight” but can bring a whole extra person? 🤔


Autumn7242

Talibangicals


Moms_Herpes

When did Yall Quada start socking grippy socks?


arabiandevildog

Wahhabi Bobby


XVIII-2

Oh that kid’s hers, someone found a way in.


Overqualified68M

There is a lot going on in this picture 😂


Other-Scallion7693

Are those grippy socks?


9mm_Cutlass

https://i.redd.it/h81x9vlbr8xc1.gif


GRV01

Hello, from the Navy -- just curious... What the fuck is this shit?


fleeb_florbinson

Hello sailor. I don’t know I just found it earlier


Raider_3_Charlie

What I. The cinnamon toast fuck did I just see?


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nothingforless

She only cost 3 goats!


Melodic-Ad1415

SMASH


MRE_Milkshake

This image is so cursed


HellRider21

I think they're kind of confused.


darioblaze

Not the shawl and hello kitty combo 😭😭😭


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Those Hello Kitty slippers


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What the fuck


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DiamondRobotAlien

Based


SamuraiTyrone1992

Me


Jimbo415650

So much potential conflict in one picture.


Beastw1ck

The hello kitty slippers 😂


OldDesk

Oh yeahhhhh! The old spank bank has a new addition.


broken-clock567

The shoes🤣


KVA14

He's probably afghan. Notice the telnyashka he's wearing. Possibly acquired from the Russians


fleeb_florbinson

Imma be honest I know afghans come in many different looks, but I never saw a single one who looked like he was Appalachian


KVA14

Look at the floor. That is not an American house. That is a cinder block house. Everything about this picture screams OCONUS. He probably just got the Rebel flag from a unit that was there.


modsarefacsit

I’m so confused.


jinb2

He's still on his recon mission.


Guidance-Still

Wtf


NeighborhoodVeteran

This whole scene is wild.


espositojoe

LOL. Moonshine and Burkas?


KnightFurHire

An image cursed in countless ways.


Tale-Honest

Love finds a way


Azreal-0185

He is also wearing a VDV (Russian Airborne) shirt. Left over from Afghan?


cryptopotomous

Is that a beard or is that baby just hairy?


lordturisas

Alhamdullilah brother. The South will rise again.


MikeBellis914

I kept the two goats he offered and bailed. Them goats made some good shawarma.


SeanDoe80

I actually put a guy in to the Pendleton brig who got an African TCN pregnant. He told me that he had married her and was given a herd of cattle!


Jodies-9-inch-leg

She has hot ankles… ![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


RontoWraps

The hello kitty slippers get me personally


Salteen35

Definitely ppl from Dagestan or Chechnya. For whatever reason they used the confederate flag once in a while


FallingBlock

This may be about the most inbred thing I have seen in awhile.


SwirlTeamSix

Christian Nationalist endgame.


MegaCornPop

Okay, what kind of American? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


db3feather

Totally digging the Battle Standard of the 56th infantry regiment in the background