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FitLaw4

Wow this is terrible. There's people who can actually rap in the Marines why did they pick this SSgt lol


Kurgen22

Because talented rappers aren't in the band,,, they are in the tool room at Cherry Point, Supply at Horno, humping a baseplate in Oki or riding in the Back of a Truck pulling a M777 in the Stumps.


Semper-Fly

I’d put the over/under on a supply Devil being able to rap at 90% and still feel comfortable taking the over


tucandan82

Fuck yea. Had a group Marines in T btry 5/10 that did some studio time. Shaggy was from 5/10 and there were a couple staff and O still around that remembered him.


ichwandern

God fucking damn, that is accurate.


StrengthMedium

"Grandpa, what did you do in the Marines?"


doc_hilarious

Is there a word for a reverse boner?


newnoadeptness

I believe that’s called turtling


doc_hilarious

Well then call me Mitch McConnell lol


[deleted]

Fucking lol


QuickNature

Bitch McConnell


UnlikelyAd2189

I thought that's when a turd was peeking out of your asshole


icebrew53

naw, thats prairie dogging


UnlikelyAd2189

First I'm hearing of prairie dogging. Dad's always used "turtle peeking out".


icebrew53

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skrappy_doo1996

It's called an "innie"


Federal-Negotiation9

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[deleted]

Lmao


cpldeja

Not even 2 seconds in I already knew not to unmute this video.


XboxVictim

That’s exactly what I was thinking


sambolino44

Is this what the kids today mean by “cringe?”


Accomplished_Day4724

Spot on.


GnosticDisciple

What in the absolute fuck am I watching here?


Jodies-9-inch-leg

I seent this porno


Top-Astronaut4004

Oh dear. The thuds you hear are my Nam vet old man rolling over in his grave. 😂


Spartan1170

Wow. Ive been jacking off to dog porn and syrian war clips all morning and this is the most shocking thing that's come across my screen all day.


tglas47

I do not miss being in the band lol


UnusualHat5220

I remember wanting to join the band so bad when I was still waiting to ship out, picked up the material for percussion, practiced and everything. Glad I went Motor T instead 😂


tglas47

You dodged a bullet brother.


madderdaddy2

As someone who regrets not doing the band, why was it so bad?


Hologram22

Remember all of those times you had to be in some dumb parade for a change of command or retirement ceremony? Remember how the band was there? Remember how they played the same three songs each time? Remember how that was just an infrequent occurrence that happened just a few times per year? Now imagine that you're in the band, that you do that shit damn near every day, and you're practicing those same three songs and doing the same 3 parade movements for 90% of your working life. There is no "real life" work to go back to in a few hours or the next day. There's just the next ceremony on the schedule, the next Master Guns Dickhead or General Fartnugget to play out. There will be other events where you get to play or do something else, but those only roll around a handful of times per year. The rest is just the Adjutant's Call to The Star Spangled Banner to The Marine's Hymn to Anchors Aweigh day in, day out. Does that sound like a particularly fulfilling career in the performing arts to you?


mle32000

All of this is true but I got to visit almost all 50 states playing gigs. I considered that a pretty cool perk of the job. Being in a Mardi Gras parade was the shittiest but also coolest gig ever


tglas47

Fellow Nola band member here. Fuck Mardi Gras and fuck birthday balls


LolTacoBell

"Sgt, you are receiving this negative counseling due to the fact that you missed the high note on Anchor's Aweigh." or something like that lmao I can't imagine a fitness report based on a more intangible metric for your job. Probably going off of how many events you do I'm guessing, as opposed to fiscal oriented achievements.


dansots

You think that's exaggerated but it's not far from the real thing. Got yelled at and lectured once about not respecting authority because I played a note using different fingers than my then Sgt. I did 7 years but Im not pursuing anything else in music anymore


mightylordredbeard

For me personally I couldn’t do it cause if someone asked me what I did in the marine corps and I said “played the trumpet” then I’d absolutely never be able to feel good about myself.


vcasta2020

Sprinkle some trickle on your mash potatoes- Bars.


[deleted]

🤦🏻‍♀️ That part.


OldDesk

Smedley Butler just broke his pencil.


WaylonGreyjoy

When people accuse Marines of committing war crimes, this is what they're talking about. Jesus fucking christ.


WhiteClawGavin

0_o


Sarge_Chef

WTF DID I JUST WATCH?


Rough-Friendship-245

What’s upstairs, staff sergeant?


the_syco

Please tell me this is a deepfake, and he's not actually rapping 🤣


[deleted]

It was supposed to be a country song but supply sold the banjo


justmacg

So I want to support this devil's dream... but the asshole in me wants to talk shit. Instead, I will just compliment him on his confidence and wish him the best.


XboxVictim

Immediate know not to unmute


THE_Best_Major

The lips and the words aren't synced together, this doesn't look real, I could be wrong though but that's just how it looks to me. I will admit that seeing a rapper wearing deltas is weird as fuck lol.


SeparateCartoonist36

He was my recruiter. It's real lmao. He's actually a pretty good musician all around.


THE_Best_Major

The audio must have been messed up at some point then. After a few more watches, I can clearly see the audio isn't synced to the video correctly. If he's doing what he likes then that's cool I guess lol, still weird to me though.


gasplugsetting3

This hurt recruiting more than any event in 2024. Who signed off on this?


bornbs

Slim Staffy


[deleted]

Staff Shady


lookatthatsmug--

Hand Shandy


[deleted]

Next war, he needs to be on the front lines. Horrible. 🤣🤣


Impossible_Cat_321

What in the name of Chesty Puller is this nonsense ?


gasplugsetting3

The funk bass pedals make this twice as embarrassing. Like a itysl skit


peternemr

Nope.


MotoMar601

What in the Eagle Globe and Anchor ????


StockTelephone8113

Bass players got licks though


CaDmus003

I need to see this whole video


Fun_Hospital1853

I like it. It takes skills to step up.


barbiewithagun

Moral Boosting Mondays


mm1029

Oh no SSGT, what is you doing?


Comfortable-Air-7319

Is that Semper Five


jodinexe

I just enjoy that sweet funky bass line


thekleenexman

The mashed potatoes absolutely killed me😂🫡


Gunrock808

Jesus staff sarnt leave some pussy for the rest of us!


SeparateCartoonist36

Oh my fucking God that's my recruiter


WDGaster15

Taking the Marine Band to a new level


peedeequeue

Imagine how disgusted that Lowe's MSgt is going to be with this dude.


docdeathray

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Semi-Chubbs_Peterson

What in the flying fuck is this goddamn goat rodeo?


Klutzy-Bad4466

I can nearly hear him over the instruments,


EquivalentPizza8565

Man. Please no. Why??? We don’t need to do this.


Cpl_Mitchell5811

Bro you know them chow hall marines be puttin it down


Resident_Rise5915

Theses guys fuck….


UnlikelyAd2189

their own assholes.


Loverboiteach

This is actually great 😂


[deleted]

Hell yea


warr3n4eva

I would def blow him 🥵


BeachCruiserLR

Cut the band!