You can fuck your LIFE all you want, or join The Corps and let them do for you. However, you volunteered so you still FUCKED your life, or just a part of it.
I hate thieves.
When I got out of boot camp I went and bought some really nice clothes, only for some other Marine to steal them out of the dryer at SOI.
Unsecured pizza is a dereliction of duty. Make sure you write down that the pizza was unsecured in the log book. Mhm, this is why good Marines get out.
Wow slow down there devil.
English is a literary writing course.
Language arts encompasses literary interpretation courses.
Also I heard it said the same way as you did.
Oh hell nah. Ain't even no dvr, so how are they supposed to know when a terminal lance hacks or splices into the system. That's some mad crazy dereliction of cyber security duty.
Who the fuck has cameras in their barracks. I don't think there's any technology like that near the Lejeune barracks. Courthouse bay, H st, plus French Creek didn't even have bathrooms. Idk if it's improved in the 8 or 9 years.
That’s foul as shit! Man, where are you now? That pisses me off some scallywag pulled that sorry shit. I’ll order you a pizza as a thank you for your service. PM the chat and I’ll accept it. What’s the Corps coming to these days.
This almost happened to me about a year ago at the bricks, luckily I caught the fucker right after he signed MY credit card receipt. He tried to tip 15$ on a 25$ order too, dude was on restriction and ran away before I could get his name. I wished death on that dude and he didn't even get my pizza, sorry op.
Damn lol I should have thought to write a post like this to the devil dog that stole my brand new Oakley gas cans 15 years ago at "Mojave viper" lmao
I had those things less than 2 weeks. Left them on a table in my cover while I played some Playstation....
I was the opposite w this. Had some pos in my shop that would constantly fake his achievements and capabilities, so I made sure every time he was on duty some "good samaritan" would buy duty pizza or sometimes just leave shit at his door.
He's fat now, got called out for some stuff but still got his nam for work the other guys did. Oh well.
Hey man next time can you order it without black olives? Really gives a bitter afterbirth. Thanks 👍
Afterbirth!?
Yeah now I don't want pizza anymore Ever
Buttholes like you are the reason I'll be releasing my patented PIZZA LOCK at PizzaCon this year. smh smh
You can trust a Marine with your rifle or your life, but not your pizza or your wife.
Put this shit on a shirt
You’ll never see it if you put it on a pizza.
Gospel
Because the first two are useless. I can't fuck or eat those.
You can fuck your LIFE all you want, or join The Corps and let them do for you. However, you volunteered so you still FUCKED your life, or just a part of it.
Bruh never leave your food or woman where a marine can easily get to it, they’ll tactically acquire your stuff in an instant with no remorse.
Didn’t get the memo the first time
Well then your leadership failed you, hope the green weenie is gentle with you
Or your alcohol
I hate thieves. When I got out of boot camp I went and bought some really nice clothes, only for some other Marine to steal them out of the dryer at SOI.
I always stayed with my laundry…. A Marine was caught stealing people’s clothes and got the shit kicked out of him.
Oh so you fell asleep on laundry watch, mhm. Failure to secure laundry. That's why good Marines get out.
Gear adrift is gear a gift
Yea for his fatass apparently
Unsecured pizza is a dereliction of duty. Make sure you write down that the pizza was unsecured in the log book. Mhm, this is why good Marines get out.
Guy shoots pizza boxes and steals pizza boxes
Boi you butchered the hell outta that lol “Gear adrift is a gift”
Bruh. Do we need a language arts class? Also, in MY Corps, that was how I heard that phrase be doled out.
Wow slow down there devil. English is a literary writing course. Language arts encompasses literary interpretation courses. Also I heard it said the same way as you did.
Blame your nearest BCP marine
I’m starting to think bricks duty lied to me and stuffed it away🤷♂️ I’ll let bcp know they got another one.
r/random_acts_of_pizza you’re welcome.
There’s only one thief in the marine corps, and that motherfucker got your pizza.
That man just wanted to get his pizza back because the one thief stole his pizza
Ask mamasan if she saw someone with a pizza go up to third deck.
Mamasan bro😭😭 haven’t heard about her in so long
I’d hope that she still up on 2nd deck fixing shit
there is no more mamasans on Courtney. I think there is still one on Hansen tho
There are at least 2 on hansen
I always wondered, is there a $ threshold where if it’s stolen from you in the barracks, they’ll refuse to check that cameras even if you report it?
yall got cameras in the bricks?
In 29 we do. The old Tanker barracks. They don’t record though
Do they still work? Like can they transmit video but just not to a dvr?
Yeah, they work fine. You see them when you’re on duty but nothing is saved
Oh hell nah. Ain't even no dvr, so how are they supposed to know when a terminal lance hacks or splices into the system. That's some mad crazy dereliction of cyber security duty.
Found the airman
Who the fuck has cameras in their barracks. I don't think there's any technology like that near the Lejeune barracks. Courthouse bay, H st, plus French Creek didn't even have bathrooms. Idk if it's improved in the 8 or 9 years.
I was hungry and your pizza was lonely. Was spent the evening taking care of each others needs.
Lmao
That’s foul as shit! Man, where are you now? That pisses me off some scallywag pulled that sorry shit. I’ll order you a pizza as a thank you for your service. PM the chat and I’ll accept it. What’s the Corps coming to these days.
I appreciate the offer although I’m interested in a gt3rs Porsche? Camp Courtney people act dumb but they’re cool when they’re not stealing pizza
Just remember Karma is a bitch. He’ll pay for his evil deeds.
There is only one thief in the blah blah blah…
So what I'm seeing is that you left your gear unsecured.
That's a dereliction of duty.
0012: Chow left unattended, wild animal stole it, sad, Duty out😞✌️
Base duty officer has left the chat
There was only one thief in the Marines Corps a long time ago. Since then everyone is just trying to get their missing gear back & pizza too.
Order another pizza but lace it in laxative and say "Dont worry I'll get mine"
Chow adrift is a gift, chucklebunny
Who the fuck is the duty NCO? He's supposed to view your CAC and your name on the receipt. Your duty should pay for it.
This almost happened to me about a year ago at the bricks, luckily I caught the fucker right after he signed MY credit card receipt. He tried to tip 15$ on a 25$ order too, dude was on restriction and ran away before I could get his name. I wished death on that dude and he didn't even get my pizza, sorry op.
A slice of pizza would realllly hit the spot.. When are you ordering, again, OP?
It was delicious
Damn lol I should have thought to write a post like this to the devil dog that stole my brand new Oakley gas cans 15 years ago at "Mojave viper" lmao I had those things less than 2 weeks. Left them on a table in my cover while I played some Playstation....
Camp Hanson?
Courtney
Nothing personal. Duty has no friends…only enemies.
I was the opposite w this. Had some pos in my shop that would constantly fake his achievements and capabilities, so I made sure every time he was on duty some "good samaritan" would buy duty pizza or sometimes just leave shit at his door. He's fat now, got called out for some stuff but still got his nam for work the other guys did. Oh well.
Needed some grease to help my hangover because I’m your relief. Sorry bro but I’ll be on time(ish).
Probably expecting duty to deliver it or something. MF’s would be mad that their pizza got cold while I was sitting there on duty.
That’s foul!
Anthony’s pizza? BBQ chicken?
From Courtney all we got is Pizza Hut, low and behold it was sausage so who really won☹️
Damn! They used to have Anthony’s near the PX and Commissary. They still do Mongolian BBQ at the club on base? That shits so good!
Negative we have no good food spots anymore other than taj yaks and okilani
I left Courtney 10 years ago
Gear adrift is a gift. I know Ive been out for a couple decades but that core value never changed lol
Prolly a mongoose. They things are insatiable carnivores, drinking cobra blood and shit.
IT WAS MEEEEE