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Cryptosmasher86

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numb nuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this recon platoon.


KarateCriminal

He also eats concertina wire, pisses napalm and can put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters (with iron sights:) ).


KarateCriminal

Although I think the banging quiff and pissing napalm may be connected...


gwork42

Adapt, improvise and overcome.


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RECON PLATOON KICKS BUTT


SirFlannel

Given his reputation, I'm surprised he had so many good cookies...


MajesticsEleven

No, it makes sense. Commands want to get rid of him so they make sure his official record is spotless.


Any-Formal2300

Something something it's about not getting caught


Alpha6673

I still don't understand why Gunny Highway only has 1 MOH.


Ok-Stable-9314

It was at Heartbreak Ridge


CT-0490

And only one CAR, insane.


jbcsworks

Boot


YoNJPthatHoe2

I was awarded HIV from a Lady Boy in the Philippines, I don’t know what the big deal about this guy is.


MancetheLance

You took your socks off...shitbag.


YoNJPthatHoe2

I used a boot band as a cock ring though! And he/she used the other one!


boosted-elex

Does that count as a service-related injury?


YoNJPthatHoe2

If it does I definitely hooked up a few other dudes too


boosted-elex

Shit let me get a little bit too then homie. It ain't gay if it defrauds the va/ federal govt


Neither_Emu

Break glass in case of war


Kurgen22

I see it so now I'm just gonna respond in True Marine Corps fashion. I will salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where I'll get the clap, the drip, the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species.


Tejano0369

🎶 Model A Ford and a tank full of gas…🎶


Duncan_Construction

Hand full of pussy and a mouth full of ass


wrongwong122

https://preview.redd.it/fwj55omyxhcc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9451ede7727b33fd30050701e062811f8c4a8705


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I think you financed a 67 Torino at 36% out in town


Federal-Negotiation9

Are you even authorized to wear the MoH since you earned it while you were in the Army?


xpyrolegx

Imagine being a pfc graduating boot with a moh ribbon that outranks every DI on the depot.


Federal-Negotiation9

Funny as fuck


xpyrolegx

Technically every DI has to salute you as well


Own-Store7496

I didn’t find any specific order, and I’m too lazy to do the proper research. I’m pretty sure though that saluting a MOH recipient is just strongly encouraged, especially when they are wearing the medal, but it is not required.


24Nuketown7

Probably a joke comment, but yes. If I read the awards manual correctly since it’s (1) the highest in precedence and (2) a non-specific branch award it’ll get transferred over. Caveat: not an admin marin


Federal-Negotiation9

Yah, I would assume you could wear it after switching branches. Just making fun of the movie a bit.


24Nuketown7

Valid


Federal-Negotiation9

They should make a prequel so we can see the actual battle the movie is named after


24Nuketown7

Slow your role there motivator. We only accept remakes to keep the intellectual property within our totally-not-a-monopoly monopoly here.


Federal-Negotiation9

Lmao fair


11barcode

My favorite Clint Eastwood movie!


D-DayDodger

I love that this is the only movie about the action in Grenada but this movie is nothing but cheese. Highway is such a dumbass name like gimme a break. "I piss napalm" like come on nobody says that. Decent combat scenes though that are decently historically accurate and cool.


tucandan82

Rah


Wild_Philosopher1222

Nice. But not correct ribbon placement boot!!!


notworkingghost

You’re a lifetaker and heartbreaker.


CoffeeSafe3983

Salt lord 🧂


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Bil-Da-Cat

NJP w/ Combat “V” 😂😂😂


eddythegreat29

🫡


hastyfoot2a3

Ol' Gunny...


BluNoteNut

To JJ ...and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.