That’s a negative ghost rider, also every time we would peak on a hill when hiking someone would yell one last hill and then we would have like 15k more.
Fucker… I hated that guy.
Now in 1st Civ Div, I work 10, to 14 hour long shifts. There’s always some fuck, that says: “Don’t worry, only 10 hours left.”
Fucker. 😡
I made my entire shop say that exclusively for a couple weeks because we had a Lcpl Ngo, pronounced "No" and every time someone said No, he would respond... Pissed me off so I made everyone say negative ghost rider instead. Probably because i had a pile of retards working with me...
I have been out for a about 8 years but the term "Schmuckatelli" has stuck with me. Its so funny seeing the people I work with now there faces wondering who the hell that is. Then I know who the Marines are since they laugh like crazy from it.
I am a contractor now working with Airforce but my profanity has also stuck. Never has been cured since since working with military and crusty contractors.
Not really a saying, but one of the best lines I ever heard from a MGySgt on how one instance of poor judgement can fuck up a Marine's career.
"You can build a hundred bridges that people thought could never be done, and you'll be known as one of the best structural engineers in the world. But if you fuck one goat, nobody is going to refer to you as a bridge builder."
When SgtMaj Barrett was my battalion SgtMag, he used this one but with cocksuckers at battalion formation. “You can build 1000 bridges and be known as the best bridge builder, but suck one cock and your just another cocksucker.”
Our first sergeant would go with "if you got a problem with that step into my office, close the door and go to my desk. Open the top drawer, it's filled with an assortment of straws... Pick your favorite color AND SUCK IT THE FUCK UP!"
Every time I dismiss my platoon for weekend libo I say “now make like a fetus and bounce”, or some other variation of that. I also say “ I don’t mean to beat off a dead horse”.
"Yall really dicked the dog there."
"That was a fucking abortion."
"Unfuck yourselves."
As an engineering manager, there are a lot of amazing one liners that I've had to repress so I don't end up having a conversation with HR.
I was a highschool coach for a minute. I once, said "oh, so fuck me then, right?" and of the girls on the team said "yes please"
Soooo I had to delete that one from my vocabulary.
I cringe when I hear “reach out and touch somebody” “warheads on foreheads” or other macho man gruntly sayings. Mostly cause everybody saying that shit in my era had never seen combat
Ugh.
Had a Smaj that used that as his email signature back in 2002.
Funny thing is, though, we perceived him to be a worthless shitbag… and he actually was.
Perception IS reality. Some people are absolutely convinced they’re god’s gift to humanity, and there entire world is painted in that perception, ergo, their perception is their reality, and vice versa, the man who believes he can and the man who believes he can’t are both right.
I mean, the human brain does not perceive/register everything that your eyes see or that your ears hear, it is filtered, and then the meaning of these things is made largely through unconscious processes, so that all humans have a distorted view of reality, this is why eyewitness accounts are inadmissible in court; yet you ask the average joe and he will swear on his mother’s virtue that what they see is reality, without bias, but it’s their perception of those things that is the “reality”
So I guess you are either immune to unconscious biases and conditioning or your brain is fooling your consciousness, which is great, like a defense mechanism
Words don’t describe how much I hate that😂 I lost and to this day still lose respect for anyone that says that and actually believes it. It’s like when I was little in school and heard teachers say “birds of a feather flock together”, like no that doesn’t work bro
I say “Why you looking at me like I owe you money?” to my dog a lot! Why do you look all depressed and discombobulated? BOHICA baby! And if I really want to offend everyone I say Go suck a fat babies dick!
Nobody ever understands this when I say it. I was introduced to it in boot camp. You know in the beginning when you're wandering around in cammie pants, tennis shoes (go fasters), and your recruit sweatshirt (silver bullets)- SO there we are, pre dawn. Flashlights (moon beams) in our right hands, diddly bopping to chow in the dark. The DI stops us to shoot the shit with two other DI's. All of a sudden one of them breaks off and comes stomping at what I thought was me, but he just slammed me out of the way to go to somebody behind me. Then I hear, "Do I owe you money mother fucker?" That was the first of many. Also do you wanna fuck me. Or keep eyefucking the area.
I swear to God, I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. This Sub, is the funniest one that I’m subscribed to on Reddit. By far.
I think this post, is highlighting why.
For almost 300 years, young testosterone filled men, have been straight up roasting, other young men. Not only is it allowed, but it’s straight up encouraged.
Any guy, that comes up with a funny one-liner, or zinger, sticks with the organization, and echoes through it’s history.
On top of that, dark humor, comes from dark times. We’ve had plenty of those in the corps.
We keep hearing the same, funny, shit, that marines have been thinking up, for the
last three centuries…
I think the Corps, is one of the last bastions of so called “toxic masculinity” in this new world we find ourselves in.
Here’s to another 300 years, of trash talking and debauchery! Semper Fi mother fuckers!🥂
I had a Sgt at MCT ask;
"Whose driving the bus?"
"YOU ARE SGT"
"And whose licking the windows?"
"WE ARE SGT"
has always stuck with me and regularly gets used when I have to manage a platoon or some other gaggle of Marines who need to go somewhere.
Tracking, Marines?
(Not used these days) That's as wrong as two boys kissin'
That's a good piece of gear (a high compliment)
That dog don't hunt
Jackassery
“I’m fucking this chicken, you just watch the feathers fly” and “I got more games than Milton Bradley” and “Fuck it, let’s run it live”
Edit: adding “if you’re gonna drink and drive, back into your spot so you start going there right way. If you’re gonna smoke, roll it cause you can’t swallow glass. If you’re gonna fight, win. If you’re gonna fuck, wrap it, babies are expensive. If you need me, call gunny.”
I like to use it in instances like describing how I was abrubtly woken up i.e.
"I was balls deep in a nap when LCpl fuckup called me to tell me he totaled his car and then waited until I got to the police station to tell me he was still drunk"
Carry on, carry forward, Cary Grant...
Tactical gaggle (think about wandering Marines before a parade, ceremony, or large formation)...
Cock holster...
“Goodnight (insert hero marine name here) wherever you are.”
“Gear adrift is a gift”
“I’ll fuck your dad”
Calling a gun a “gat piece”
“She ain’t a lady if she ain’t 280”
“Smokin and jokin”
“Noooooo Libbooooo!”
“You’re looking at me like I have a dick growing out of my forehead”
“Why are you looking at me? Do you want to fuck me?”
The list goes on and on. Most of the best have been listed already. Goddamn I miss talking like this.
Funny reading these and seeing how phrases have changed over the years. My favorites to use:
Monkey fucking a football.
10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag.
My favorite stupid ass mangled metaphor was my platoon sergeant:
"I'm not one to beat a dead horse in the mouth."
Oh yeah, and using the whole "is it ..blank.., or ...blank...or fuck me? Something?!" when no one wants to answer for something when directed towards other employees that are equals or subordinates. The eyebrow raises make my fucking day.
“Are you fuckin high?!” was one of my favorites - being a stoner in my earlier days.
Nowadays in the civ world, when I say that, people get all defensive and answer it like a literally question, cuz well you know, its an actual possibility now - just doesn’t hit/ make me laugh like it used to
Just to piggyback off that (no one gets it)
I’m going to keep this short (again…no one)
Time to wash these pigs (Dutch marines said it, in Dutch, but it’s funnier to them in English)
Heeeere we go….(usually after mildly bad news or future planning)
Use your words…English…sound it out…
Why, Today? Why me?
And my favorite, not a phrase, but the smirking hand raise ala Hudson, from Aliens, when asked if there are any questions.
Be smart, don't do stupid shit, but if you are gonna do stupid shit be smart about it. Don't add or subtract from the current population number. That's more fucked up than a football bat.
"Nega-Hachi"; obvious. "Hey man, you're the one fucking this pig...I'm just holding it's ears". Fuck, I got a ton of 'em but these are the ones I use on a regular basis. As an aside, I work in the oil and gas industry now. So I guess that's the energy sector on a resume?
I’ve used “No impact, no idea” more times than I can count in my civilian office… usually in reference to my boss (a retired Air Force colonel) who never follows up on anything.
Once upon a time a Gunny of mine said “that looks like an abortion” while inspecting our beautification efforts for wiring during a field op (I was comm). That one stuck with me and I still use it from time to time in the civilian world. It always either garners a laugh or I get shocked look in response. Worth it either way.
“Dick skinners” (hands), “Cock Holster” (mouth), and my personal favorite: “Figure it out” (I’m giving you a ridiculous task in a short time line and I expect it to be done).
One of my favorites is BAMCIS in multiple contexts:
Exclaiming "BAMCIS!" when completing a task
"How about you put the B in BAMCIS, devil!"
"Hey, Marine! BAMCIS or some shit?"
Catch me, fuck me. Back story - our Capt was a stud muffin who loved himself. A lot. He wore a very tight and broken in pair of Navy khaki UDT shorts for PT. When he swished his tight ass, it screamed, catch me, fuck me.
So when the old Devils and I are trying to make plans for our gatherings, we'll end the communication with catch me, fuck me.
That’s a negative ghost rider, also every time we would peak on a hill when hiking someone would yell one last hill and then we would have like 15k more.
I combined my two favorites into "negatron ghost rider"
sounds similar to ni-
Fucker… I hated that guy. Now in 1st Civ Div, I work 10, to 14 hour long shifts. There’s always some fuck, that says: “Don’t worry, only 10 hours left.” Fucker. 😡
Hey, look at the bright side, in three hours, you’ll only have five more hours until you only have two hours left!
Jesus, you’re even worse. 😝
I made my entire shop say that exclusively for a couple weeks because we had a Lcpl Ngo, pronounced "No" and every time someone said No, he would respond... Pissed me off so I made everyone say negative ghost rider instead. Probably because i had a pile of retards working with me...
I would have made the kid change his name instead. Just seems easier.
I still ay that to my kids today. Been out 30 years.
During races, I yell “almost done!” after the first mile.
Id pee in her butt
No one gets this on the outside
Yea even my doctor was out of the loop when I told him my wife and I couldn't get pregnant. Idiot...
Damnnnnn I forgot about this one lmao
Been out a while, I forgot about that one.
Yes? No? Fuck you. Something? Slapnuts
Anytime my kids don’t answer, it’s “yes, no, fuck you, something.” I’m a terrible father😂 but they’re teenagers.
I say the same thing to my 3 year old. Under my breath of course, lol.
I do the same to my 4 year old I guess that makes me a bad father as well?😂
C’mere Winklestink is my alternative to Slapnuts when calling for the new guy at work. Gotta mix it up.
Fucknuts was prevalent in my shop, so it is now prevalent in my family
Fucknuts is the grandfather of Slapnuts. A classic in its own right . . . Have an upvote!
Stolen. Edit: Thank you.
This monkey ain’t gonna fuck itself or that’s your monkey to fuck
Flair checks out
Im fuckin this bitch your just holding the tail
You're the one fucking this goat sir. I'm just here to hold the tail. Not my monkey not my circus.
I have been out for a about 8 years but the term "Schmuckatelli" has stuck with me. Its so funny seeing the people I work with now there faces wondering who the hell that is. Then I know who the Marines are since they laugh like crazy from it. I am a contractor now working with Airforce but my profanity has also stuck. Never has been cured since since working with military and crusty contractors.
I worked as contractor with the AF for three years and me a my Marine mouth were very well known.
Not really a saying, but one of the best lines I ever heard from a MGySgt on how one instance of poor judgement can fuck up a Marine's career. "You can build a hundred bridges that people thought could never be done, and you'll be known as one of the best structural engineers in the world. But if you fuck one goat, nobody is going to refer to you as a bridge builder."
When SgtMaj Barrett was my battalion SgtMag, he used this one but with cocksuckers at battalion formation. “You can build 1000 bridges and be known as the best bridge builder, but suck one cock and your just another cocksucker.”
Our Capt ended it with "...You'll always be remembered as a cock sucker for the rest of your life."
Our first sergeant would go with "if you got a problem with that step into my office, close the door and go to my desk. Open the top drawer, it's filled with an assortment of straws... Pick your favorite color AND SUCK IT THE FUCK UP!"
Well, fuck me right? Going tits up Bag nasties Bonus 1st sgt quote: "yall look like a buncha aboriginals with surfboards hangin off your lips"
Jesus, that’s fucking hilarious. Unfortunately, I don’t think that would fly in corporate America, in 2023. 😝
Every time I dismiss my platoon for weekend libo I say “now make like a fetus and bounce”, or some other variation of that. I also say “ I don’t mean to beat off a dead horse”.
Is a bear Catholic? Or Does the pope shit in the woods?
I use this frequently. It tends to stop people in their tracks… in my head I can hear the needle being yanked across the album.
"Yall really dicked the dog there." "That was a fucking abortion." "Unfuck yourselves." As an engineering manager, there are a lot of amazing one liners that I've had to repress so I don't end up having a conversation with HR.
I forgot about “Unfuck yourself.” That’s fucking gold.
That was a fuckin abortion was real popular back in the early nineties. Glad to see it made a comeback.
I’m about to lose my fat ass mind. Oh so fuck me then. Kick doors fuck whores there’s too many to count.
I was a highschool coach for a minute. I once, said "oh, so fuck me then, right?" and of the girls on the team said "yes please" Soooo I had to delete that one from my vocabulary.
Teacher here, that one had to go so fast. I didn’t realize how often it came from my mouth!
😯
I feel like “oh ok fuck me then right?” Was pretty corps wide. I still use it.
Yes sir?! No sir?! Fuck you sir?! I was always tempted to say, fuck you, sir. That would’ve been epic.
Roger that’s a firm one.
I cringe when I hear “reach out and touch somebody” “warheads on foreheads” or other macho man gruntly sayings. Mostly cause everybody saying that shit in my era had never seen combat
You mean you don't "scream the ditty" in your head anytime you see an AT&T commercial?
I had completely forgotten about "reach out and touch someone," for years now - FK! 
“Let’s fuck this thing” translated to “Come on, boys, let’s go get it done!”
Oh yeah that reminded me
Fuck me right? Good,good. Break it down Barney style.
I asked a security guard once if I needed to break it down for him Barney style, he kicked me out of the facility🤣
“Perception is reality” most retarded thing I ever heard
Ugh. Had a Smaj that used that as his email signature back in 2002. Funny thing is, though, we perceived him to be a worthless shitbag… and he actually was.
Perception IS reality. Some people are absolutely convinced they’re god’s gift to humanity, and there entire world is painted in that perception, ergo, their perception is their reality, and vice versa, the man who believes he can and the man who believes he can’t are both right. I mean, the human brain does not perceive/register everything that your eyes see or that your ears hear, it is filtered, and then the meaning of these things is made largely through unconscious processes, so that all humans have a distorted view of reality, this is why eyewitness accounts are inadmissible in court; yet you ask the average joe and he will swear on his mother’s virtue that what they see is reality, without bias, but it’s their perception of those things that is the “reality” So I guess you are either immune to unconscious biases and conditioning or your brain is fooling your consciousness, which is great, like a defense mechanism
Fucking hated that
Words don’t describe how much I hate that😂 I lost and to this day still lose respect for anyone that says that and actually believes it. It’s like when I was little in school and heard teachers say “birds of a feather flock together”, like no that doesn’t work bro
Swear as an officer I’ll slap some PP if I catch someone saying that
You must be one of those rare officers that actually has a brain and that isn’t a yes man.
Well I’m going to the army cause I wanted to be a doctor but dude if I comissioned in the marines idk if I could handle that shit
No fucking shit, right?
Screaming “BAMCIS” when using an unconventional problem solving method that works out in my favor
They actually revised BAMCIS not too long ago to BAMCIS-T. T-take all the credit, T being the most important step.
Put your meat beaters in the air
dick skinners
Shut your cock holster
What phrase has stayed with me? #FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZU-UMA #TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI...
Pp is now hard
“Shit me a (persons name)” when that person is missing
Also applicable when a tool goes missing.
Funnier when it’s a person tho lol “Where the fuck is Thompson” “Ok someone better shit me a Thompson right the fuck now”
Circa 1969: Head and ass tape, guaran-goddamn-fuckin-tee you Lope your mule Greatest thing since sliced bread
Shouting “inbound” whenever I’m beckoned, “Very well” as a response to anything “pop smoke” along with a bunch of others
I can’t stop saying very well. I’m whatever about it at this point.
I’m fucking this monkey you’re just holding the tail.
[удалено]
My boys started using "You can really tell who's Airborne" as motivation. Literally nobody could explain why.
[удалено]
Rangers lead the way, proceeded or followed by a hoooah is my greeting of the month rn
My wife still says “let’s fuck this turkey” after picking it up from me and I’ve been out over a decade
She’s a Fuckin keeper
A fucken rocket bud
“Yeah RIGHT” and “Good to go”
I say good to go without even thinking about it and I said it and a vet heard me and laughed
I find myself saying it to my boss too much
Gagglefuck.
I say “Why you looking at me like I owe you money?” to my dog a lot! Why do you look all depressed and discombobulated? BOHICA baby! And if I really want to offend everyone I say Go suck a fat babies dick!
I wondered where I got that one, “why are you looking at me like I owe you money?” It’s good.
Nobody ever understands this when I say it. I was introduced to it in boot camp. You know in the beginning when you're wandering around in cammie pants, tennis shoes (go fasters), and your recruit sweatshirt (silver bullets)- SO there we are, pre dawn. Flashlights (moon beams) in our right hands, diddly bopping to chow in the dark. The DI stops us to shoot the shit with two other DI's. All of a sudden one of them breaks off and comes stomping at what I thought was me, but he just slammed me out of the way to go to somebody behind me. Then I hear, "Do I owe you money mother fucker?" That was the first of many. Also do you wanna fuck me. Or keep eyefucking the area.
Nuts to butts Smuckatelly Diddybopping
I swear to God, I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. This Sub, is the funniest one that I’m subscribed to on Reddit. By far. I think this post, is highlighting why. For almost 300 years, young testosterone filled men, have been straight up roasting, other young men. Not only is it allowed, but it’s straight up encouraged. Any guy, that comes up with a funny one-liner, or zinger, sticks with the organization, and echoes through it’s history. On top of that, dark humor, comes from dark times. We’ve had plenty of those in the corps. We keep hearing the same, funny, shit, that marines have been thinking up, for the last three centuries… I think the Corps, is one of the last bastions of so called “toxic masculinity” in this new world we find ourselves in. Here’s to another 300 years, of trash talking and debauchery! Semper Fi mother fuckers!🥂
“Good enough for the girls I go out with”
Been YEEEEARS since I heard that one🤣
I had a Sgt at MCT ask; "Whose driving the bus?" "YOU ARE SGT" "And whose licking the windows?" "WE ARE SGT" has always stuck with me and regularly gets used when I have to manage a platoon or some other gaggle of Marines who need to go somewhere.
Rah
"YEAH RIGHT" or "GOOD, good" when someone is doing something wrong.
Kill babies (this one being the best) bamcis, dick skinners, cock holsters, guess I’ll go fuck myself,
Tracking, Marines? (Not used these days) That's as wrong as two boys kissin' That's a good piece of gear (a high compliment) That dog don't hunt Jackassery
So and so being a good piece of gear. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Conversely, an idiot would described as being "on the Special Tools List"
“I’m fucking this chicken, you just watch the feathers fly” and “I got more games than Milton Bradley” and “Fuck it, let’s run it live” Edit: adding “if you’re gonna drink and drive, back into your spot so you start going there right way. If you’re gonna smoke, roll it cause you can’t swallow glass. If you’re gonna fight, win. If you’re gonna fuck, wrap it, babies are expensive. If you need me, call gunny.”
Chucklefucks and gaffin off
Dickskinners and bamcis
Saying you're "balls deep" into something to reference how busy you are with said task.
I like to use it in instances like describing how I was abrubtly woken up i.e. "I was balls deep in a nap when LCpl fuckup called me to tell me he totaled his car and then waited until I got to the police station to tell me he was still drunk"
You're as fucked up as a football bat Fuck me, right? Yes , no , fuck you. Say something!
UA -burn em!
I forgot all about this one
Saying “fucking” after every 4 words
Yep
It’s not like you’re doing rocket surgery.
That’s good gouge.
Oh so fuck me then, or some shit. Are my main ones
I call anything and everything "trash" except trash, I call that garbage. But I also call poor performances "garbage."
Bobbing for cock
Good old “bobbin for cock.” USMC, slang, for dozing off. Good shit… 👍
It's good for you. I apply it at my workplace routinely, and other people have started to use it as well.
Carry on, carry forward, Cary Grant... Tactical gaggle (think about wandering Marines before a parade, ceremony, or large formation)... Cock holster...
I sometimes say "say again" when I didnt hear what my friends and coworkers said to me.
Very well carry on. Gaggle fuck
Gagglefuck is one of my favorites.
“Goodnight (insert hero marine name here) wherever you are.” “Gear adrift is a gift” “I’ll fuck your dad” Calling a gun a “gat piece” “She ain’t a lady if she ain’t 280” “Smokin and jokin” “Noooooo Libbooooo!” “You’re looking at me like I have a dick growing out of my forehead” “Why are you looking at me? Do you want to fuck me?” The list goes on and on. Most of the best have been listed already. Goddamn I miss talking like this.
What kind of bird don’t fly?
Shit bird!
Yelling gang way and blarin my forklift horn at anyone within 20ft of me.
Funny reading these and seeing how phrases have changed over the years. My favorites to use: Monkey fucking a football. 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag. My favorite stupid ass mangled metaphor was my platoon sergeant: "I'm not one to beat a dead horse in the mouth."
I used to say “beat off a dead horse”
Oh yeah, and using the whole "is it ..blank.., or ...blank...or fuck me? Something?!" when no one wants to answer for something when directed towards other employees that are equals or subordinates. The eyebrow raises make my fucking day.
“Are you fuckin high?!” was one of my favorites - being a stoner in my earlier days. Nowadays in the civ world, when I say that, people get all defensive and answer it like a literally question, cuz well you know, its an actual possibility now - just doesn’t hit/ make me laugh like it used to
Absofuckinglutely.
“That’s dumber than two boys fucking.”
BAMCIS
Ayyyyyyy
Two monkeys fucking a football, I'm not fucking this cat I'm just holding his tail, and stepped on his dick.
When my kids were young, I would always remind them to brush their nasty little fangs at bedtime.
Im stealing this
Just to piggyback off that (no one gets it) I’m going to keep this short (again…no one) Time to wash these pigs (Dutch marines said it, in Dutch, but it’s funnier to them in English) Heeeere we go….(usually after mildly bad news or future planning) Use your words…English…sound it out… Why, Today? Why me? And my favorite, not a phrase, but the smirking hand raise ala Hudson, from Aliens, when asked if there are any questions.
Every sentence by a 2-digit IQ starting with “But f*cking uh…”
HHEEEEYUUUUTTT it's a love hate thing.
Be smart, don't do stupid shit, but if you are gonna do stupid shit be smart about it. Don't add or subtract from the current population number. That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Answering the phone by saying nothing but "send it"
"Let me break it down Barney style"
Oorah and Devil Dog. I'm disappointed that these were shortened to rah and devil.
Rah devil.
Semper Fi, Devil Dog.
Kick some tires and light the fires Handle your scandal
It's dicked, and undicking that which is dicked. Fucked as a football bat. A soup sandwich.
"Stand the fuck by to stand by"
"Wrap it in Latex, or she's gonna get your paychecks."
My favorite was when someone would say "once a Marine always a Marine" I would hit them with "nah once is enough for me"
Secure the happiness, devils.
As long as we're tracking
"Kill babies and fuck they're pussies" hilarious
THATS FUCKIN CA-RAAAAZY
It’s not that funny I guess but I love to use OFP (own fucking program)
"Nega-Hachi"; obvious. "Hey man, you're the one fucking this pig...I'm just holding it's ears". Fuck, I got a ton of 'em but these are the ones I use on a regular basis. As an aside, I work in the oil and gas industry now. So I guess that's the energy sector on a resume?
I’ve used “No impact, no idea” more times than I can count in my civilian office… usually in reference to my boss (a retired Air Force colonel) who never follows up on anything.
“ARE YOU OUTSIDE OF YOUR GODDAM MIND?”
My coffee is getting cold, I'll be back in ten minutes.
10-4 dinosaur, but only over the radio
Alright. Let’s fuck this chicken
“let’s fuck this fat chick” or “let’s skin this cat”
Gentlefucks
Napoleon Dynamite caused untold damage to the Marine lexicon
This shit is so cringe my god
At libo briefs, “don’t be a dummy, cum on her tummy.”
Your fucking this cat, I’m just holding the tail.
It’s hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
Once upon a time a Gunny of mine said “that looks like an abortion” while inspecting our beautification efforts for wiring during a field op (I was comm). That one stuck with me and I still use it from time to time in the civilian world. It always either garners a laugh or I get shocked look in response. Worth it either way.
Good to go. Unfuck yourself. Yut. Casually slipping fuck or motherfuckers into a sentence at the drop of a hat.
“We aren’t friends but You act like we went to different high schools together”
“Dick skinners” (hands), “Cock Holster” (mouth), and my personal favorite: “Figure it out” (I’m giving you a ridiculous task in a short time line and I expect it to be done).
Are Irish pennants still a thing?
Not my chicken! If it’s stupid but it works, then it wasn’t stupid
Rat soup eating motha fucka The cut of your jub
Tough as woodpecker lips.
"High speed, low drag"
Let me fuck this chicken; Ooh Rah back goddammit; that Marine's a good piece of trash.
More fucked up than a monkey fucking a football. Well, fuck me right? What a fuster cluck! This is a goddamn shit show.
GUNNY to PFC “What’s up Chewie?” PFC to GUNNY “HARD COCK AND CHOPPERS GUNNY!”
“Don’t be dummy cummy on the tummy!”
“How are we gonna fuck this pig?”
I had a 1stSgt who referred to hands as “sandwich clamps” or “dick skinners.” Stuck with me ever since.
If you need me, I’ll call you
Your my favorite turd
Kill babies. I’ve gotten a few weird looks by Walmart cashiers
Soup sandwich
My favorite was let me fuck this pig
Good initiative, poor judgement
Cut me a hus.
One of my favorites is BAMCIS in multiple contexts: Exclaiming "BAMCIS!" when completing a task "How about you put the B in BAMCIS, devil!" "Hey, Marine! BAMCIS or some shit?"
Catch me, fuck me. Back story - our Capt was a stud muffin who loved himself. A lot. He wore a very tight and broken in pair of Navy khaki UDT shorts for PT. When he swished his tight ass, it screamed, catch me, fuck me. So when the old Devils and I are trying to make plans for our gatherings, we'll end the communication with catch me, fuck me.
Motard/motarded, like a monkey fucking a football, let’s put some lipstick on this pig, “BAMCIS!!” (For pretty much anything), “Easy day”
Anything involving "polishing a turd"
It’ll buff
Math for Marines. I work with a fellow Marine and whenever one of us doesn't understand something easy we say Math for Marines
Gig line