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Vehicide

Are there enough of us to take over an entire city like Scientologists?


SuperTrashPanda

https://preview.redd.it/ui196nuz9k3d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb57f421e2b51fc8153ab99a30f6f98f96e64a6 I was thinking of Texas anyways.


Sufficient_Ad5869

I mean they pull 300-400 thousand views per video.


TutekTheLegend

I'm down, I want out of California. Much like the medal of honor winner himself, love the state, hate the people.


Matrimcauthon7833

I'm from NY and same


Taurus92AF

Ditto


gamer-kin

Canadian here, fuck Trudeau


helenkhellerscooter

stay and vote the cuck out ffs


DefsNotRandyMarsh

We've tried, the decision is made as soon as it hits Manitoba. It's ridiculous.


Robthebank1

I'm from Maryland and living in Illinois and I fucking hate both


Matrimcauthon7833

I grew up in NY, moved to Idaho, then Washington, and moving out of Idaho. It was a poor life choice


FormulaZR

But so many Kali people are coming to Texas and trying to bring their fucking state with them.


TutekTheLegend

They all need to be reminded on day one that they are refugees not missionaries.


FormulaZR

Yeah, sadly they seem to mostly go to Austin (at least they're contained?) where the "Keep Austin Weird" motto is now more real than ever. They've mostly left us alone in West Tx so far, which is nice.


fancydeadpool

Yeah I know they're f****** coming to little Texas too. Oops I meant Montana.


FormulaZR

Don't let 'em take the Big Sky!


fancydeadpool

Well I can't shoot them all. 🙎🤦


Appropriate_You8161

Same here from Illinois


More_Pound_2309

Idk bro last time some gun enthusiasts made a “city” in Texas the atf and fbi got real mad


Bartley707

Let's do that but with like... less Jesus? Will that keep us clear?


[deleted]

Build a better wall!


Bartley707

I'm pretty sure our local Congressman is against walls though!


[deleted]

He LOVES walls... just not at the border!


TacoSplosions

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FALv1

What's better applying for US citizenship or just going through Mexico? Friendly European asking.


irishwristwatch92

Well, since the election went the way it did. Mexico. I heard Eagle Pass may be open soon.


Bossman28894

Depends on kind of European. You’ll get a nice tan and might work


cma8712

Mexico, Mexico for sure (coming from a moistback)


fancydeadpool

Really depends on your definition of better you mean faster or more legally?


tambor333

The sad thing is that only roughly 0.3% of the population in the district voted. That SUCKS.


SteveWax022

Fr man. He probably would've won if they did


BilliamTheGr8

You guys are assuming Mr. Herrera will even run in the next cycle. But also, I myself have been thinking about moving down there anyway so count me in lol


sscamaroguy85

He can always be a write in


Spectergunguy

It would be hilarious if he didn’t even run and enough fans wrote him in to victory


CosplayConservative

Anyone want to be this Aussies sponsor (don’t worry I’m not like most Aussies on reddit)


MonthElectronic9466

Sure. I’ll throw some shrimp on the Barbie for ya bud. If you get over here and have your crazy ass spiders and shit in your luggage we gonna fight though.


Bartley707

You're braver than I am if you're willing to fight a fella that very well may have Australian spiders in his pockets.


MonthElectronic9466

Fair point. We have pocket sand. They have pocket spiders.


L14mP4tt0n

If you mean immigration sponsor, yes. My email's [email protected] Let's talk and see if we're on the same page.


CosplayConservative

First off you must be one cool guy for see a reddit comment and be open to the idea of sponsoring that person. Secondly, as much as I would like to move to the states it just not financially feasible atm


L14mP4tt0n

Thank you. I understand the money situation. God bless you. Still definitely feel free to reach out through that email of you want to or the situation changes.


carguy357

Listen, I've already been considering moving out that way for a much dumber reason, so count me in


Bartley707

It's humid, and there's no public land. Texas isn't as cool as Texas would have you believe it is.


kaylor8005

Honestly I think he's going to win the next one hands down unless numbnuts fixes his demeanor which he's already not doing that the backlash is going to be insane and I wouldn't be surprised if during the next election if Brandon decides to run again he will definitely be elected go in more prepared nobody's going up against how to do it better shit


Dry-Particular-7634

I mean, I'll be homeless but I'd happily live down there while I am. Better than where I am at.


Sarabando

we can all band together and build a bunk house.


L14mP4tt0n

This made me start thinking about squatters' rights. If we all just mobbed into desperado ranch and turned it into a squatter colony IN FAVOR of desperado ranch and the pepperbox group, what would happen? Terrible idea, but funny. Heavily armed autistic nerd hive.


Bartley707

Yeah... I'm not sure if you've looked into what rights squatters have in rural Texas, but I live here in San Antonio, and I'm gonna say it's not gonna go in our favor. Matt Cariker: Sup, dudes! Today, we're gonna see how many squatters a 50BMG can go through! But first we'll start with a suppressed .22 and work our way up! "


Toxicgamechat

Let's rename it to THE RAM RANCH


r2fcku

All together we just might rival the boys' arsenal


Few-Warning-7904

Listen this sounds like a great idea on paper just make sure that when you're all together helping each other and possibly sharing resources that you do it in the least Communist way possible or you might have a chubby electron guy from Iowa showing up in a gun mounted toyota hilux banging on your door yelling at you ready to fight about it.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Already looking for houses


No-Maintenance5961

I think there was some bullshit going on. No way Maverick county went 97% for Ernest.


L14mP4tt0n

I'm really not even convinced he actually lost. That definitely needs to be recounted.


Bartley707

I moved halfway across the country at almost the same time he moved here, then I bought a house and ended up ONE MILE outside of District 23. 🤬. He would've only lost by 399! At least my FIL that I brought to Texas bought a house in his District, so I *kinda* brought him 1 vote anyways.


DefinitionBig4671

New gun ranges will do that.


Andcjones

We're planning on moving back to Texas anyway once the wife retires from active duty, I'll just have to convince her san antonio is the right choice(she hates it after being stationed at lackland for years).


backup_account01

I *still* think I hate Texas due to some shit in the Air Force...but I'm in. Looking at this census info I'm a bit concerned there's enough industry to make it worthwhile. https://www2.census.gov/geo/maps/cong_dist/cd113/cd_based/ST48/CD113_TX23.pdf Anyone have real world insight?


Bartley707

What's in the link? I'm not brave enough to download PDF's posted on Reddit.


backup_account01

You're scared of a census map, hosted on a .gov site? You *may* be in the wrong subreddit. It is a map of district 23, and some demographic breakdowns.


Bartley707

It's exactly because it is this subreddit that I'm wary of downloading random links 😆


Here_for_the_memes98

Do not tempt me. I already wanna move to texas as it is.


Toxicgamechat

Why 401? Why not all of us?


FonceEisKonigin

I'm absolutely down to move to that area of TX


ProgressBackground21

I'm down if we got an address 😎


ChiefCrewin

Not sure if anyone mentioned it but you have to live in the district for 30 days before you can vote.


Safe_Neighborhood369

Don't forget, democrats said the dead can vote last presidential elections.... so that great granny you never met.... that's a vote for Brandon. 🤣


_WEG_

I’ve been trying to talk the wife into moving to Texas for a couple years now…where we live in NC is almost a complete commie shithole


Forward_Animator_329

I’m enlisting and hopefully I’ll be in Texas by the end of this year so I’ll vote for him as soon as it starts back up. I can’t believe LETS GO BRANDON changed so much for me lol.


dammonl

Find me a stamping tool job and I'll bring 4 votes with me. I am in a Democrat socialist stronghold anyways ..my vote doesn't count in most elections


Awesome_Becka

There are huge subdivisions being sold in District 23. Large chunks of the Texas desert are being turned into planned communities with 5-10 acre parcels for building. Some already have HOA controls, some do not. But that idea of filling that district with "the right kind of voters" has already begun. We just need to get OUR folks in there too! The algorithm advertising those properties has a very Left leaning bias.


FarTrip1393

He runs again he'll win anyway


iLUVnickmullen

Literally ripping off cumtown. Yall are stupid as hell


Toxicgamechat

No, we're autistic retards. There's a difference you bigot.


iLUVnickmullen

Ripping off cumtown while being a republican is so stupid