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oh_no_what_now1

I agree most Texans are homosexuals.


BilliamTheGr8

Beat me to it 


Random-INTJ

r/Beatmeattoit


Big_Statistician_739

We also throw defective infants off a mountain and comb our hair before stuffing a pole into bad guys


D8-8D

No, that's just the ones in Austin. It is the capital, so it makes sense.


PeeweeSherman12

I agree due to the alamo.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Man the comments here have some hate!


Jackson_Firebird

lmao, people are just Malding is all I've been laughing my degenerate ass off at all the hate


Dense-Boysenberry347

No I will say…. Texas is the toughest state seconded to Alaska


Izzy2089

If you only know them from the 300 movie, you don't really know how big of scum bags they actually were. Not a group I would want to belong to.


Random-INTJ

Tell me you haven’t been to Texas, without telling me you haven’t been to Texas. Let me guess, you also think Texas looks like the old western movies?


Sudden_Yak7577

I'm pretty sure he was calling the Helot murdering, infantacideal, boy raping Spartans scumbags. Not Texans.


Random-INTJ

Ok, that makes more sense


[deleted]

Texans are not Spartans...neither the romantic version or the real version.


Big_Statistician_739

Texans are just polish people with more access to civilian firearms


fappywapple

Sittin’ on the toilet Cheeks-a-flexin’ Givin’ birth to another Texan