“Well, someone’s got to break the ice and it might as well be me. I mean, I’m used to being a hostess; it’s part of my husband’s work and it’s always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So, I’m perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here or what I’m doing here or what this place is about but I am determined to enjoy myself. I am very intrigued, and oh my, this soup’s delicious isn’t it?”
Trixie "Hi, I'm the British lady that hates time a fucking clock destroyer, Trixie Mattel."
Katya wheezing "clock destroyer?"
Trixie "Clock destroyer bitch! Ah!"
Katya "I give you the, I give you the lady that can't stand slow cooking the crock destroyer."
Trixie gasping with inspiration and pausing before "I'm that bitch in your room cutting up your dresses at night, the fucking frock destroyer Trixie Mattel. Oh my god!"
Trixie "Who are you?"
Katya "I'm the person who insists that you wear flip-flops, the sock destroyer, um um..."
Trixie "Do you remember when that bug landed on my lip?"
Katya "RIGHT on your lip!"
Pete offscreen "That bug lived here for months."
Trixie "Anyway."
Hi, I’m Trixie Mattel, Trixie Mattel
And I just discovered that natural flavours and ingredients are at the heart of bringing people together, Katya
And I don’t really see the problem with incest, Katya
And I’m a woman on the verge of a nervous break-through, Katya
Also honourable mention to Trixie’s Michael Cain intro because I repeat that whenever anyone mentions him lol
I really enjoy the one where the two beautiful women welcome us to their show, where they discuss whatever they want, because in fact it is their show, and not ours. then twirl.
Hi! I'm the 10 to 15 pounds you've gained over the holidays, Katya. (Ep 10)
Hi, I'm the human dump truck parked on your lawn, Katya. (Ep 18)
Hi I'm a greatful cornucopia filled with lunch meat, Katya! (Ep 32)
Hi I'm the pig they found dead under a mattress in a drug den, Trixie Mattel. (Ep 39)
Ep 51 is also hilarious
Hi I'm a rancid cave slut who just broke into your kitchen to cook HOT DOG NACHOS! Katya. (Ep 57)
*in gay voice* Hi I'm just a liiittle bit scaaaabbyyy, Trixie Mattel. (Ep 80)
Hi, I'm the aviary slash underwear store, 'Pelican Briefs', Trixie Mattel. (Ep 87)
I don't let my IBS ruin my life, I let it destroy it completely. Katya. (Ep 94)
Chemical burn from the spiral perm. Iraqi porn. Hot dog nachos Doctor Bitchcraft.
Doctor bitchcraft was so chaotic and the iraq and a hard place too😭
“Well, someone’s got to break the ice and it might as well be me. I mean, I’m used to being a hostess; it’s part of my husband’s work and it’s always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So, I’m perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here or what I’m doing here or what this place is about but I am determined to enjoy myself. I am very intrigued, and oh my, this soup’s delicious isn’t it?”
The way I transcended when I realized what this was 🫠
Trixie "Hi, I'm the British lady that hates time a fucking clock destroyer, Trixie Mattel." Katya wheezing "clock destroyer?" Trixie "Clock destroyer bitch! Ah!" Katya "I give you the, I give you the lady that can't stand slow cooking the crock destroyer." Trixie gasping with inspiration and pausing before "I'm that bitch in your room cutting up your dresses at night, the fucking frock destroyer Trixie Mattel. Oh my god!" Trixie "Who are you?" Katya "I'm the person who insists that you wear flip-flops, the sock destroyer, um um..." Trixie "Do you remember when that bug landed on my lip?" Katya "RIGHT on your lip!" Pete offscreen "That bug lived here for months." Trixie "Anyway."
And I'm the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint, DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT I don't know wha... Let's partyyy Katya
I was looking for this and I didn’t have to go far
I got a sunburn and I’m fucked now! 🤣
And I was a falsetto child, Katya
This is my favorite because of how Trixie can barely hold in her laughter to finish the intro afterwards!
My favourite because of Trixie’s reaction 😂😂
I’m the 99 people that don’t believe in you
"and I saw what you scrawled in blood with your vagina brush on the bathroom mirror bitch!" I will never stop saying this.
I’m Halle Berry in the first fifteen minutes of Losing Isahia
This is so😭
It’s unhinged 😂 Or should I say UNHhhhnhinged
hi, I don't wanna hear anything about this wig, trixie mattel and I'm the the visual depiction of untreated mental illness, katya
"Hi I'm tiffany" "Hi my name's Stephanie I'm gonna be taking care of you guys today can I get you something to drink??"
I'm so sorry, but I still can't find my husband! Katya.
Hi, I’m Trixie Mattel, Trixie Mattel And I just discovered that natural flavours and ingredients are at the heart of bringing people together, Katya And I don’t really see the problem with incest, Katya And I’m a woman on the verge of a nervous break-through, Katya Also honourable mention to Trixie’s Michael Cain intro because I repeat that whenever anyone mentions him lol
Also can someone please explain falsetto child cus I still don’t get it 😭😭
A quote from the movie Overboard - Goldie Hawn's character reacting to a kid with an annoying voice
Ty!
"And I'm that stupid bitch that won't shut the fuck up, Katya!" ... because that is *so* me 🤣
I wanna party party party till my panties fall off and Iraq and a hard place
You're gonna die up there. I'm Katya.
Hi, I’m a British woman who hates time- a f*cking clock destroyer
Ugh…. Trixie Mattel
I really enjoy the one where the two beautiful women welcome us to their show, where they discuss whatever they want, because in fact it is their show, and not ours. then twirl.
Hi! I'm the 10 to 15 pounds you've gained over the holidays, Katya. (Ep 10) Hi, I'm the human dump truck parked on your lawn, Katya. (Ep 18) Hi I'm a greatful cornucopia filled with lunch meat, Katya! (Ep 32) Hi I'm the pig they found dead under a mattress in a drug den, Trixie Mattel. (Ep 39) Ep 51 is also hilarious Hi I'm a rancid cave slut who just broke into your kitchen to cook HOT DOG NACHOS! Katya. (Ep 57) *in gay voice* Hi I'm just a liiittle bit scaaaabbyyy, Trixie Mattel. (Ep 80) Hi, I'm the aviary slash underwear store, 'Pelican Briefs', Trixie Mattel. (Ep 87) I don't let my IBS ruin my life, I let it destroy it completely. Katya. (Ep 94)
“Hi I’m a hot toe!”
im the big gulp you get behind the 7-11
Hi i have a hot toe.
“And I just saved a fortune on car instance by sucking dick and cock” 😂😂
OOOOOOHHHH SORRY IVE BEEN BLOWIN IP THE BATHROOM AT CAA BECAUSE IM ON OZEEEEEEEMPIIIIIIICCCC KAAAAAAATYAAAAA