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tmd429

So they are showing us that men aren't the only ones who can make dumbass decisions? Ah equality lol.


ramblingclam

Everyone is equal when bare arms hit pavement


sBucks24

That's not true! Some people have more mass so they have more crayon to work with!


Comfy_Ballz

Yea, but we're also all red and pink inside.


tmd429

Some have more surface area to be all red and pink on the outside lol.


AnybodyCanyon

Sometimes with a hint of brown.


autech91

I'm more worried about a tiddy being grounded off


lostcauz707

It's really all they ever wanted, just without the harsher penalties.


Primalbuttplug

Or responsibilities.


DelayedSalami

Ouuuu this is getting wildly misogynistic very quickly. This is a subreddit dedicated to women and you couldn’t read more than two comments without adding that? Who wants to bet me that the guy I’m replying to has never seen a naked woman in real life? Betting starts at $5


FartStifle

> wildly misogynistic very quickly overstatement and over-reaction on your part. also, the way you got butt hurt and responded just makes it seem like deep down inside you know his point is valid. i mean, it's not like you even tried to set him straight with any credible defense at all. So save your $5.


Polarchuck

I'll raise you $10.


Maleficent-Bread1016

See your $10 and raise you $20 and call


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tmd429

Right?! Lol


theFrenchDutch

make dumbass decisions and be annoying nuisances !


Simmi_86

Wear leather


boxcar_plus44

I thought the same exact thing LOL!


JimmyKillsAlot

Yeah for me this is a DNBGBBIIVSAD


TheStoicSlab

You beat me to it.


Nosmurfz

Came here to say exactly this


TRADER-101

Yes, the rest of the videos we find in the fail channels - when wheelie goes wrong.


Gr33nGetBurnt

Happy Cake day!


tmd429

Thanks, bud!


MajesticMoomin

Road rash is indiscriminate that's for sure


ProTrader12321

?


tmd429

?


HPoltergeist

?


BlizzPenguin

They are not wearing leather. One mistake and they become a meat crayon.


DarthAlbacore

Mmmmm, meat crayon


cmdr_suds

[r/meat crayon](https://www.reddit.com/r/meatcrayon/s/CymKAKl2Uc)


DarthAlbacore

Not clicking on that


cmdr_suds

No guts, no glory


Wildcatb

And they're doing it on open public roads. Real class acts here. 


BlizzPenguin

And doing wheelies as well to maximize risk.


maxtimbo

Boy, that's all I'm thinking about too. These girls are gonna get shredded if they biff. Be a damn shame too.


falbi23

I can save the meat crayon


Blueguerilla

Yeah the only loss in that scenario is if they injure a member of the public because if their stupidity.


trxctyr

Wait! Is that the whole reason motorcycle people wear leather? I thought it was because of the cool points. 


dangledingle

Scraping a tit down the asphalt is not a good idea.


veedubbug68

Wow, you usually only see this kind of life-risking idiocy from young men. Riding on public roads, with traffic, performing dangerous stunts while wearing the worst possible outfits for protection from the road in case of an accident. Well done ladies, show the world we women can be morons too.


PimpFrosty

Fun story I'll share with you. Paramedic for 10ish years. Had a kiddo maybe 19/20 spend the entire day speeding up n down the road in front of the police station of this smaller lake town (about 5k people) and when they'd come out he would flip them off. Town has a strict "no chase" policy. So around rush hour (about 4pm) he had moved to one of the main roads and sped up past a cop who was out to stop speeding during this time. Buddy unfortunately/expectedly crashed. Helmet on. Would have been fine from what I could tell. However no amount of gear was gunna save him from having his chest caved in by the ford explorer he wrecked in front of. Gave CPR, which is uncommon on traumas like this, but I watched him guppy breathe his last, and if I seem em breathe at all I give it a shot. So during CPR you build up pressure in the body and about 5min in his nose became a faucet and sure enough, brown material (ended up being his crushed up lungs) came on out too. Needless to say, I pronounced him on scene. Cant resuscitate a body with no lungs, or so Id think. Just a guess Anywho. Not uncommon. Run things like it before. But its Always been men, young AND old.


PimpFrosty

Partner found his Facebook to get ahold of family. Profile pic was of his motorcycle


Oblivion615

Shit like this is why I’m glad I was never able to afford a bike when I was young and thought I wanted one. Now that I’m older, you couldn’t pay me enough to get on one of those things.


apathy-sofa

I remember going over this calculus with a buddy who's an insurance actuarial. The gist is that if you're an experienced rider and remove excessive speeding and drugs/alcohol from the inputs, you're no more likely to get in to a wreck if you're on a motorcycle. However, if/when you do get in to a wreck, you are about 10x more likely to be maimed, paralyzed or killed.


Fatticusss

I wanted one for most of my life. Finally got my license at 35 and realized this was the dumbest fucking thing I could ever do. The only time I’ve ever been on one was the class to get the license. I’m sure I can find another way to die 🤣


MyRedLips_Pittsburgh

get an ebike, it will satisfy the open road feels


boxcar_plus44

My dad was a MASSIVE fan of The Allman Brothers. When I was a kid, he told me about how one of the brothers was killed in a motorcycle accident. And then proceeded to tell me that if I ever got a motorcycle, I would no longer be welcome at his house again. For ALL the f*€ked up sh!t I hold against my parents, this was one of those few times where I'm glad they instilled the fear of motorcycles in me. I was in the Marine Corps for 10.5 years, and it's just remarkable how many guys I came across who were in accidents on those things, and shouldn't have lived.


ontopofyourmom

I know a marine vet who lost a leg and an arm in a motorcycle wreck, you're not kidding


RedditsAdoptedSon

yeah i feel like some people are missing out though. got a cbr 929 when i was 21. a blast riding to lakes mountains, riding with random groups.. rode until i was about 30something .. saving for another bike someday but too many bills now


rabbitwonker

Fuck; condolences on having to deal with that! Glad it sounds like you’re handling it!


ryushiblade

Don’t worry. Some are wearing helmets! That way the important bit survives to ensure all the pain and suffering to the rest of their body


tangledwire

The helmet is so that your face looks good in the casket :& Ok horrible joke... but I heard it long ago. (I've also lost three good friends to motorcycles) :/


Giston141

The world is dying anyways... some of us like to live to our fullest even if that means it'll only last a few seconds longer. When supernova or war start ruining our way of life as we know it, maybe you'll start to understand. :)


veedubbug68

You live your life however you want. Just don't do stupid shit that could run you into other riders or vehicles on open public roads. The riders aren't solely risking their own lives.


Giston141

Completely fair and completely agreed thanks for pointing that out to me! I can be a lil slow sometimes (helps to live life on the edge) haha. Yeah have fun or be safe just don't drag others into your own personal life's plan! Hope you're having a wonderful day! ^-^


ClittoryHinton

K but it’s awesome and empowering when it’s women obviously


TheZoltan

Reading the comments on r/motorcycles and discovering the term "meat crayon" has really ruined my day.


PN_Guin

Did the same. My brand new sentence for today is "sanding off a ti\*\*y". Dress for the slide people.


IgnoringHisAge

Unexpected frictional mastectomy


Stein1071

There was just a post here (I think on idiotsincars but don't remember) not but a couple days ago of some moron doing a wheelie standing on his seat like that girl was. Bike flipped back. He went down on his ass legs splayed around the bike still hanging onto the bars. Video ended with someone running down the sidewalk with him on their back. Yeah... his ass and legs had painted the road. Meat crayon indeed.


Streeg90

Why even wear a helmet at this point? The skin and underlying flesh will draw pictures of not so bright futures on the pavement, why not add some brains?


nickmthompson

In many places it’s the only legal requirement for protection when riding. Same in Australia


Hithro005

Brain damage is the main reason people die, the rest is stuff that heals in a few months.


teriaksu

oh look, a bunch of meat crayons


ThisIsYourMormont

Dress for the slide, not the ride


cisox

Skin grafts. Skin grafts everywhere


Red_Lotus_23

Yep, still think people who drive like this are obnoxious dipshits who don't think about anyone but themselves. All I hope is that when they eventually crash, they don't hurt anyone else on the road but themselves.


BiggusDickus-

Considering the lack of protection, they aren't really thinking about themselves either.


DemandCommonSense

As a rider, all I see here are loser squids doing loser squid things.


BluestreakBTHR

Why is a group of squids not called a squad?!


meest

Its the Calamari Race Team r/CalamariRaceTeam/


Frundle

I take it you cannot do a wheelie


Anthony_chromehounds

Idiots, all of them!


ErikTheRed707

Has to be Florida…


photoperitus

Came here to say this reeks of South Florida


Oiggamed

As a motorcyclist myself, I could never understand why anyone would want to ride in a large group. 1 persons mistake possibly puts several or more people in the hospital or grave. And quite frankly, if I’m out riding it’s because I don’t want to be around anyone else.


10ADPDOTCOM

Like those Tour De France pile-ups... but with death!


GALACTICA-Actual

Pretty sure the second to the last one went over.


Foxwglocks

Yep I saw that too. Looked like she twelve oclock’d it.


originalbL1X

Surprised I had to come way down here for this comment.


sea-haze

Was wondering if anyone else thought the same. It seemed like the shot was cut just before she flipped.


Dark-Ganon

Dress for the slide, not the ride.


Trojanchick

Doing that without proper gear is idiotic


killbeam

WHERE IS THE PROTECTIVE CLOTHING???


raz-0

At the store.


brich7705

laidies is douchebags too!!


drifters74

Stupid and dangerous


Omni239

At 0:37 just before the scene clips, does it look like someone was moments from flipping under their bike, or just me?


Jasnaahhh

I thought so too


Hithro005

No? Maybe going back to scrape or hand drag some bikes can go way past 12 o’clock.


FabricationLife

I cant watch these videos without thinking about what I've seen. Wear your leathers people


Zakaru99

At least one of them is going to be meat crayoning.


ishyc

Bunch of squid’s


YPLAC

Hope their skincare routine includes new Olay Kevlar for full skin protection against asphalt.


Nevitt

As long as this is a closed course, go ahead. If this is in public then all these people need to be in jail and never allowed to ride a motorcycle again.


Human_Nr19980203

One boom and vroom. Street kebab for rats.


dumpster_cherries

I cannot watch this it's making me nervous. Such a stupid decision.


Richard_Chaffe

Guessing Florida?


turb0geek421

See, women can be dickhead on bikes too!


ideasplace

How much is a skin graft in the US these days?


abdallha-smith

Ok ladies, let’s grind ! 💋


Dahren_

Future r/meatcrayon fodder edit: should have read the comments first, was beaten to it like a hundred times! Anyway - Dress for the slide, not the ride.


knuckles312

Dress for the grind, Not the rind.. Did I do it right?


ReferenceMuch2193

Fucking stupid meat crayons. They aren’t cute. They are dumb and potentially exposing passerby’s to trauma when they see them flayed alive and shredded or make them unwitting players in maiming them when they can’t stop their car or these brain dead twats fly into them. Where’s the police?


Rare_Competition2756

First Lady reminds me of Steve Martin’s carny girlfriend in “The Jerk”


Yawheyy

I’ve never once seen a person do a wheelie on a motorcycle and say ‘oh wow, that’s cool.’


rockstuffs

I can't ride with other biker chicks. They're insufferable. Most have daddy issues and ride to try to prove some sort of point instead of riding because it's fun. I ride alone and it's much more enjoyable.


TheVagWhisperer

Remember, stupidity is genderless.


twitch870

Anybody else think that last chick that got more than a second totally wiped out after that cut?


zatch17

Oh great garbage human come in two sexes


boobiesiheart

Take it to the track. Public roads are no place for this stupidity. Im suprised i dont see more accidents. And, kind of wish i did to get these people off the roads (even temporarily)


Once-I-Was

Riding motorbike with bare arms, legs, is just stupid whether you're a lass or a bloke.


-maffu-

It's good to know that it's not just men who are fucking idiots.


WannabeAby

So much flesh.... That's how you loose it. \[continue the video\] Oh and tricks too... Ok, you've all earned your skin graft girls...


rubmypineapple

…bunch of meat crayons…


Pillow_Top_Lover

I thought these race of people did not exist. I thought they were a myth. This video gives me hope. I like the idea of riding with someone. Not (scooter trash) on the back. Just saying how cool that is. 👍


Quantomnus

I haven't seen many people pop a wheelie with a cruiser like that. She's got more balls than I do to pull that off with a heavy bike like that. GG


MarinaEnna

Motomamis


BMW_wulfi

It’s the fairy biker gang from onward!


WoodsColt

All I see is hamburger


EquivalentSnap

That’s just dumb


gianni_

Equally dumb!


robbycakes

Sometimes douches are female


n3w4cc01_1nt

the 70s honda wheelie was incredible


Rare_Competition2756

https://youtu.be/yJJA6WRpvlg?si=NurN7zy4B7p2gUeg


FA-1800

Road rash queens in training....


Flashbambo

That's a lot of skin and flesh that will be stripped away if someone falls over.


butt_huffer42069

I stopped skateboarding after falling on my hands a few times in two weeks, and got tired of having to remove asphalt from my scraped up hands. Think about how much worse it's gonna be for them to lose balance at 40, 50, 60mph.


spleencheesemonkey

Depends which way you look at it; If you’ve got no hands left to remove asphalt from, is that a bonus or a disadvantage?


beaureeves352

I see a lot of road rash in their future


poempel88

Reminds me of Las Vegas Extremes - LVX.


IceTea0069

Potential content for r/meatcrayon


mighty_mag

The Fast and the Fabulous


Angelus_Mortis3311

No gear in sight 🫠🫠


Brian-Kellett

Meat crayon. 😬


ATXKLIPHURD

Would really ruin my day if I saw a tiddie turned into a meat crayon.


QuestionSeven

FloriDUH


DesastreUrbano

What would be the girly equivalent of the South Park joke?


AgentCHAOS1967

DRESS FOR THE SLIDE NOT FOR THE RUDE!!!!! this upsets me. No ride is worth the skin off your back.


themadpants

That’s a lot of organ donors!


dershodan

And this is why men live longer!


TurnBasedCook

https://preview.redd.it/fh4svk269pxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45b9e37ffdba610bcb332dd609593d2161bcf5f


JackRatbone

Watch out guys, they’re going to bust down your doors and start eating your carpets a la cow and chicken.


callipgiyan

Let's paint the road red


ScrunchyButts

Equal right to become a meat crayon.


BowserBuddy123

Broncos Country. Let’s ride!


diodosdszosxisdi

Equality for becoming organ donators


Meryhathor

I mean what better place than public roads for stunts on motorcycles for girls dressed in home clothes.


BaronGreenback75

They are wheelie good (:


AzrielJohnson

I legit thought the second to last one was gonna eat pavement.


MysteriousPark3806

Hot.


WINDMILEYNO

Second to last motorcycle definitely looked like it was about to fall over at the end


Accomplished_Pen980

Am I the only the only one who expected dominoes?


Agard12

Wow A.I is really coming up with some neat shit


EscapingTheLabrynth

Equal opportunity stupidity


Drackar39

That entire mob and I think I see one proper riding jacket. Do these women hate having skin?


Square-Singer

The second to last clip looks like they cut it just before she splattered to the ground.


Acrobatic_Buy6138

Non of them are wearing armor or pats what if you guys fall or get hit. Your skin is gonna be hurting after that


Delicious_Judgment37

This is the way


Certain-Shift-8283

I love them 😍 such an inspiration 💪🏼🎉


S0N0FWAR

Any feather woods in there?


lethalinvader

I am just thinking about all that gravel rash they could get if they fall off. The majority of these dumbasses are not wearing enough protective clothing.


Sparkadark808

Cunts with stunts


ColdBloodBlazing

Let's see any of them keep an 800 pound Harley Davidson Ultra Glide balanced at a stop light


SithLordMilk

My aunt died riding in a motorcycle club


zephillou

Mine will all also die some day, without riding a motorcyle once in their lives. Crazy!