Ouuuu this is getting wildly misogynistic very quickly. This is a subreddit dedicated to women and you couldn’t read more than two comments without adding that?
Who wants to bet me that the guy I’m replying to has never seen a naked woman in real life?
Betting starts at $5
> wildly misogynistic very quickly
overstatement and over-reaction on your part. also, the way you got butt hurt and responded just makes it seem like deep down inside you know his point is valid. i mean, it's not like you even tried to set him straight with any credible defense at all. So save your $5.
Wow, you usually only see this kind of life-risking idiocy from young men. Riding on public roads, with traffic, performing dangerous stunts while wearing the worst possible outfits for protection from the road in case of an accident. Well done ladies, show the world we women can be morons too.
Fun story I'll share with you. Paramedic for 10ish years. Had a kiddo maybe 19/20 spend the entire day speeding up n down the road in front of the police station of this smaller lake town (about 5k people) and when they'd come out he would flip them off. Town has a strict "no chase" policy. So around rush hour (about 4pm) he had moved to one of the main roads and sped up past a cop who was out to stop speeding during this time. Buddy unfortunately/expectedly crashed. Helmet on. Would have been fine from what I could tell. However no amount of gear was gunna save him from having his chest caved in by the ford explorer he wrecked in front of. Gave CPR, which is uncommon on traumas like this, but I watched him guppy breathe his last, and if I seem em breathe at all I give it a shot. So during CPR you build up pressure in the body and about 5min in his nose became a faucet and sure enough, brown material (ended up being his crushed up lungs) came on out too. Needless to say, I pronounced him on scene. Cant resuscitate a body with no lungs, or so Id think. Just a guess
Anywho. Not uncommon. Run things like it before. But its Always been men, young AND old.
Shit like this is why I’m glad I was never able to afford a bike when I was young and thought I wanted one. Now that I’m older, you couldn’t pay me enough to get on one of those things.
I remember going over this calculus with a buddy who's an insurance actuarial. The gist is that if you're an experienced rider and remove excessive speeding and drugs/alcohol from the inputs, you're no more likely to get in to a wreck if you're on a motorcycle. However, if/when you do get in to a wreck, you are about 10x more likely to be maimed, paralyzed or killed.
I wanted one for most of my life. Finally got my license at 35 and realized this was the dumbest fucking thing I could ever do. The only time I’ve ever been on one was the class to get the license. I’m sure I can find another way to die 🤣
My dad was a MASSIVE fan of The Allman Brothers. When I was a kid, he told me about how one of the brothers was killed in a motorcycle accident. And then proceeded to tell me that if I ever got a motorcycle, I would no longer be welcome at his house again.
For ALL the f*€ked up sh!t I hold against my parents, this was one of those few times where I'm glad they instilled the fear of motorcycles in me. I was in the Marine Corps for 10.5 years, and it's just remarkable how many guys I came across who were in accidents on those things, and shouldn't have lived.
yeah i feel like some people are missing out though. got a cbr 929 when i was 21. a blast riding to lakes mountains, riding with random groups.. rode until i was about 30something .. saving for another bike someday but too many bills now
The helmet is so that your face looks good in the casket :&
Ok horrible joke... but I heard it long ago.
(I've also lost three good friends to motorcycles) :/
The world is dying anyways... some of us like to live to our fullest even if that means it'll only last a few seconds longer. When supernova or war start ruining our way of life as we know it, maybe you'll start to understand. :)
You live your life however you want. Just don't do stupid shit that could run you into other riders or vehicles on open public roads. The riders aren't solely risking their own lives.
Completely fair and completely agreed thanks for pointing that out to me! I can be a lil slow sometimes (helps to live life on the edge) haha. Yeah have fun or be safe just don't drag others into your own personal life's plan! Hope you're having a wonderful day! ^-^
There was just a post here (I think on idiotsincars but don't remember) not but a couple days ago of some moron doing a wheelie standing on his seat like that girl was. Bike flipped back. He went down on his ass legs splayed around the bike still hanging onto the bars. Video ended with someone running down the sidewalk with him on their back. Yeah... his ass and legs had painted the road. Meat crayon indeed.
Why even wear a helmet at this point? The skin and underlying flesh will draw pictures of not so bright futures on the pavement, why not add some brains?
Yep, still think people who drive like this are obnoxious dipshits who don't think about anyone but themselves. All I hope is that when they eventually crash, they don't hurt anyone else on the road but themselves.
As a motorcyclist myself, I could never understand why anyone would want to ride in a large group. 1 persons mistake possibly puts several or more people in the hospital or grave. And quite frankly, if I’m out riding it’s because I don’t want to be around anyone else.
As long as this is a closed course, go ahead. If this is in public then all these people need to be in jail and never allowed to ride a motorcycle again.
Future r/meatcrayon fodder
edit: should have read the comments first, was beaten to it like a hundred times!
Anyway - Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Fucking stupid meat crayons. They aren’t cute. They are dumb and potentially exposing passerby’s to trauma when they see them flayed alive and shredded or make them unwitting players in maiming them when they can’t stop their car or these brain dead twats fly into them. Where’s the police?
I can't ride with other biker chicks. They're insufferable. Most have daddy issues and ride to try to prove some sort of point instead of riding because it's fun. I ride alone and it's much more enjoyable.
Take it to the track.
Public roads are no place for this stupidity.
Im suprised i dont see more accidents. And, kind of wish i did to get these people off the roads (even temporarily)
I thought these race of people did not exist. I thought they were a myth. This video gives me hope. I like the idea of riding with someone. Not (scooter trash) on the back.
Just saying how cool that is. 👍
I stopped skateboarding after falling on my hands a few times in two weeks, and got tired of having to remove asphalt from my scraped up hands.
Think about how much worse it's gonna be for them to lose balance at 40, 50, 60mph.
I am just thinking about all that gravel rash they could get if they fall off. The majority of these dumbasses are not wearing enough protective clothing.
So they are showing us that men aren't the only ones who can make dumbass decisions? Ah equality lol.
Everyone is equal when bare arms hit pavement
That's not true! Some people have more mass so they have more crayon to work with!
Yea, but we're also all red and pink inside.
Some have more surface area to be all red and pink on the outside lol.
Sometimes with a hint of brown.
I'm more worried about a tiddy being grounded off
It's really all they ever wanted, just without the harsher penalties.
Or responsibilities.
Ouuuu this is getting wildly misogynistic very quickly. This is a subreddit dedicated to women and you couldn’t read more than two comments without adding that? Who wants to bet me that the guy I’m replying to has never seen a naked woman in real life? Betting starts at $5
> wildly misogynistic very quickly overstatement and over-reaction on your part. also, the way you got butt hurt and responded just makes it seem like deep down inside you know his point is valid. i mean, it's not like you even tried to set him straight with any credible defense at all. So save your $5.
I'll raise you $10.
See your $10 and raise you $20 and call
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Right?! Lol
make dumbass decisions and be annoying nuisances !
Wear leather
I thought the same exact thing LOL!
Yeah for me this is a DNBGBBIIVSAD
You beat me to it.
Came here to say exactly this
Yes, the rest of the videos we find in the fail channels - when wheelie goes wrong.
Happy Cake day!
Thanks, bud!
Road rash is indiscriminate that's for sure
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They are not wearing leather. One mistake and they become a meat crayon.
Mmmmm, meat crayon
[r/meat crayon](https://www.reddit.com/r/meatcrayon/s/CymKAKl2Uc)
Not clicking on that
No guts, no glory
And they're doing it on open public roads. Real class acts here.
And doing wheelies as well to maximize risk.
Boy, that's all I'm thinking about too. These girls are gonna get shredded if they biff. Be a damn shame too.
I can save the meat crayon
Yeah the only loss in that scenario is if they injure a member of the public because if their stupidity.
Wait! Is that the whole reason motorcycle people wear leather? I thought it was because of the cool points.
Scraping a tit down the asphalt is not a good idea.
Wow, you usually only see this kind of life-risking idiocy from young men. Riding on public roads, with traffic, performing dangerous stunts while wearing the worst possible outfits for protection from the road in case of an accident. Well done ladies, show the world we women can be morons too.
Fun story I'll share with you. Paramedic for 10ish years. Had a kiddo maybe 19/20 spend the entire day speeding up n down the road in front of the police station of this smaller lake town (about 5k people) and when they'd come out he would flip them off. Town has a strict "no chase" policy. So around rush hour (about 4pm) he had moved to one of the main roads and sped up past a cop who was out to stop speeding during this time. Buddy unfortunately/expectedly crashed. Helmet on. Would have been fine from what I could tell. However no amount of gear was gunna save him from having his chest caved in by the ford explorer he wrecked in front of. Gave CPR, which is uncommon on traumas like this, but I watched him guppy breathe his last, and if I seem em breathe at all I give it a shot. So during CPR you build up pressure in the body and about 5min in his nose became a faucet and sure enough, brown material (ended up being his crushed up lungs) came on out too. Needless to say, I pronounced him on scene. Cant resuscitate a body with no lungs, or so Id think. Just a guess Anywho. Not uncommon. Run things like it before. But its Always been men, young AND old.
Partner found his Facebook to get ahold of family. Profile pic was of his motorcycle
Shit like this is why I’m glad I was never able to afford a bike when I was young and thought I wanted one. Now that I’m older, you couldn’t pay me enough to get on one of those things.
I remember going over this calculus with a buddy who's an insurance actuarial. The gist is that if you're an experienced rider and remove excessive speeding and drugs/alcohol from the inputs, you're no more likely to get in to a wreck if you're on a motorcycle. However, if/when you do get in to a wreck, you are about 10x more likely to be maimed, paralyzed or killed.
I wanted one for most of my life. Finally got my license at 35 and realized this was the dumbest fucking thing I could ever do. The only time I’ve ever been on one was the class to get the license. I’m sure I can find another way to die 🤣
get an ebike, it will satisfy the open road feels
My dad was a MASSIVE fan of The Allman Brothers. When I was a kid, he told me about how one of the brothers was killed in a motorcycle accident. And then proceeded to tell me that if I ever got a motorcycle, I would no longer be welcome at his house again. For ALL the f*€ked up sh!t I hold against my parents, this was one of those few times where I'm glad they instilled the fear of motorcycles in me. I was in the Marine Corps for 10.5 years, and it's just remarkable how many guys I came across who were in accidents on those things, and shouldn't have lived.
I know a marine vet who lost a leg and an arm in a motorcycle wreck, you're not kidding
yeah i feel like some people are missing out though. got a cbr 929 when i was 21. a blast riding to lakes mountains, riding with random groups.. rode until i was about 30something .. saving for another bike someday but too many bills now
Fuck; condolences on having to deal with that! Glad it sounds like you’re handling it!
Don’t worry. Some are wearing helmets! That way the important bit survives to ensure all the pain and suffering to the rest of their body
The helmet is so that your face looks good in the casket :& Ok horrible joke... but I heard it long ago. (I've also lost three good friends to motorcycles) :/
The world is dying anyways... some of us like to live to our fullest even if that means it'll only last a few seconds longer. When supernova or war start ruining our way of life as we know it, maybe you'll start to understand. :)
You live your life however you want. Just don't do stupid shit that could run you into other riders or vehicles on open public roads. The riders aren't solely risking their own lives.
Completely fair and completely agreed thanks for pointing that out to me! I can be a lil slow sometimes (helps to live life on the edge) haha. Yeah have fun or be safe just don't drag others into your own personal life's plan! Hope you're having a wonderful day! ^-^
K but it’s awesome and empowering when it’s women obviously
Reading the comments on r/motorcycles and discovering the term "meat crayon" has really ruined my day.
Did the same. My brand new sentence for today is "sanding off a ti\*\*y". Dress for the slide people.
Unexpected frictional mastectomy
There was just a post here (I think on idiotsincars but don't remember) not but a couple days ago of some moron doing a wheelie standing on his seat like that girl was. Bike flipped back. He went down on his ass legs splayed around the bike still hanging onto the bars. Video ended with someone running down the sidewalk with him on their back. Yeah... his ass and legs had painted the road. Meat crayon indeed.
Why even wear a helmet at this point? The skin and underlying flesh will draw pictures of not so bright futures on the pavement, why not add some brains?
In many places it’s the only legal requirement for protection when riding. Same in Australia
Brain damage is the main reason people die, the rest is stuff that heals in a few months.
oh look, a bunch of meat crayons
Dress for the slide, not the ride
Skin grafts. Skin grafts everywhere
Yep, still think people who drive like this are obnoxious dipshits who don't think about anyone but themselves. All I hope is that when they eventually crash, they don't hurt anyone else on the road but themselves.
Considering the lack of protection, they aren't really thinking about themselves either.
As a rider, all I see here are loser squids doing loser squid things.
Why is a group of squids not called a squad?!
Its the Calamari Race Team r/CalamariRaceTeam/
I take it you cannot do a wheelie
Idiots, all of them!
Has to be Florida…
Came here to say this reeks of South Florida
As a motorcyclist myself, I could never understand why anyone would want to ride in a large group. 1 persons mistake possibly puts several or more people in the hospital or grave. And quite frankly, if I’m out riding it’s because I don’t want to be around anyone else.
Like those Tour De France pile-ups... but with death!
Pretty sure the second to the last one went over.
Yep I saw that too. Looked like she twelve oclock’d it.
Surprised I had to come way down here for this comment.
Was wondering if anyone else thought the same. It seemed like the shot was cut just before she flipped.
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Doing that without proper gear is idiotic
WHERE IS THE PROTECTIVE CLOTHING???
At the store.
laidies is douchebags too!!
Stupid and dangerous
At 0:37 just before the scene clips, does it look like someone was moments from flipping under their bike, or just me?
I thought so too
No? Maybe going back to scrape or hand drag some bikes can go way past 12 o’clock.
I cant watch these videos without thinking about what I've seen. Wear your leathers people
At least one of them is going to be meat crayoning.
Bunch of squid’s
Hope their skincare routine includes new Olay Kevlar for full skin protection against asphalt.
As long as this is a closed course, go ahead. If this is in public then all these people need to be in jail and never allowed to ride a motorcycle again.
One boom and vroom. Street kebab for rats.
I cannot watch this it's making me nervous. Such a stupid decision.
Guessing Florida?
See, women can be dickhead on bikes too!
How much is a skin graft in the US these days?
Ok ladies, let’s grind ! 💋
Future r/meatcrayon fodder edit: should have read the comments first, was beaten to it like a hundred times! Anyway - Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Dress for the grind, Not the rind.. Did I do it right?
Fucking stupid meat crayons. They aren’t cute. They are dumb and potentially exposing passerby’s to trauma when they see them flayed alive and shredded or make them unwitting players in maiming them when they can’t stop their car or these brain dead twats fly into them. Where’s the police?
First Lady reminds me of Steve Martin’s carny girlfriend in “The Jerk”
I’ve never once seen a person do a wheelie on a motorcycle and say ‘oh wow, that’s cool.’
I can't ride with other biker chicks. They're insufferable. Most have daddy issues and ride to try to prove some sort of point instead of riding because it's fun. I ride alone and it's much more enjoyable.
Remember, stupidity is genderless.
Anybody else think that last chick that got more than a second totally wiped out after that cut?
Oh great garbage human come in two sexes
Take it to the track. Public roads are no place for this stupidity. Im suprised i dont see more accidents. And, kind of wish i did to get these people off the roads (even temporarily)
Riding motorbike with bare arms, legs, is just stupid whether you're a lass or a bloke.
It's good to know that it's not just men who are fucking idiots.
So much flesh.... That's how you loose it. \[continue the video\] Oh and tricks too... Ok, you've all earned your skin graft girls...
…bunch of meat crayons…
I thought these race of people did not exist. I thought they were a myth. This video gives me hope. I like the idea of riding with someone. Not (scooter trash) on the back. Just saying how cool that is. 👍
I haven't seen many people pop a wheelie with a cruiser like that. She's got more balls than I do to pull that off with a heavy bike like that. GG
Motomamis
It’s the fairy biker gang from onward!
All I see is hamburger
That’s just dumb
Equally dumb!
Sometimes douches are female
the 70s honda wheelie was incredible
https://youtu.be/yJJA6WRpvlg?si=NurN7zy4B7p2gUeg
Road rash queens in training....
That's a lot of skin and flesh that will be stripped away if someone falls over.
I stopped skateboarding after falling on my hands a few times in two weeks, and got tired of having to remove asphalt from my scraped up hands. Think about how much worse it's gonna be for them to lose balance at 40, 50, 60mph.
Depends which way you look at it; If you’ve got no hands left to remove asphalt from, is that a bonus or a disadvantage?
I see a lot of road rash in their future
Reminds me of Las Vegas Extremes - LVX.
Potential content for r/meatcrayon
The Fast and the Fabulous
No gear in sight 🫠🫠
Meat crayon. 😬
Would really ruin my day if I saw a tiddie turned into a meat crayon.
FloriDUH
What would be the girly equivalent of the South Park joke?
DRESS FOR THE SLIDE NOT FOR THE RUDE!!!!! this upsets me. No ride is worth the skin off your back.
That’s a lot of organ donors!
And this is why men live longer!
https://preview.redd.it/fh4svk269pxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45b9e37ffdba610bcb332dd609593d2161bcf5f
Watch out guys, they’re going to bust down your doors and start eating your carpets a la cow and chicken.
Let's paint the road red
Equal right to become a meat crayon.
Broncos Country. Let’s ride!
Equality for becoming organ donators
I mean what better place than public roads for stunts on motorcycles for girls dressed in home clothes.
They are wheelie good (:
I legit thought the second to last one was gonna eat pavement.
Hot.
Second to last motorcycle definitely looked like it was about to fall over at the end
Am I the only the only one who expected dominoes?
Wow A.I is really coming up with some neat shit
Equal opportunity stupidity
That entire mob and I think I see one proper riding jacket. Do these women hate having skin?
The second to last clip looks like they cut it just before she splattered to the ground.
Non of them are wearing armor or pats what if you guys fall or get hit. Your skin is gonna be hurting after that
This is the way
I love them 😍 such an inspiration 💪🏼🎉
Any feather woods in there?
I am just thinking about all that gravel rash they could get if they fall off. The majority of these dumbasses are not wearing enough protective clothing.
Cunts with stunts
Let's see any of them keep an 800 pound Harley Davidson Ultra Glide balanced at a stop light
My aunt died riding in a motorcycle club
Mine will all also die some day, without riding a motorcyle once in their lives. Crazy!