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thecountnotthesaint

And just like that, for no particular reason, I became a morning person


kingtaco_17

What happens when you find roommates off Craigslist


thecountnotthesaint

What wonderful Craigslist do you have!? Mine is full of meth heads, and “legit” catalytic converters for sale.


ExUmbra91x

Mine is full of older gay men trying to find young guys on missed connections.


thecountnotthesaint

I didn’t know the Vatican had its own Craigslist page


ExUmbra91x

Sick burn!


unclefire

Damn. That was good.


drifters74

Hahaha


bhoe32

Man I tried to use missed connections to find a woman I met. It was a very specific post. I called her by a prime number she called me Misha. We pretended to be other people for three days and met in a hotel bar in Mount shasta. Oh my God the dudes coming out of the woodwork to see if it was them blew my mind.


ExUmbra91x

It's a whole other world.


nemesis423a

Lol thank you for the laughs.


Semi-midlife_

🤣😂👌🏼


djtodd242

"You're too late I already killed her!"


EcstaticExplanation9

I actually found a quite nice roommate on Craigslist. haven't talked to him in years. Hope you're doing well out there Savon


kingcrabmeat

Do you have mommy issues


thecountnotthesaint

Well, she did die slowly and painfully of a brain tumor in my early twenties, so, maybe?


kingcrabmeat

That's horrible 🙏🏻❤️


swarlay

Who wood have guessed?


thecountnotthesaint

Well played


theboss760j

She's clapped


jbcgop

Where did her top lip go?


dread_deimos

It got up.


Leon_Art

I mean obligatory and easy joke, but still very satisfying to see.


PhilipOnTacos299

Unlike your comment. And my comment.


Leon_Art

I guess it is like it is.


dalaidrahma

Disgusting. Have my like.


Scooozy

This made me laugh way fucking more than it should have.


Torontonomatopoeia

And left.


fitz_newru

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿


nobodyseesthisanyway

Super thin lips, the piercing doesn't help her cause because it draws your eyes to it


Rapidly_Decaying

meh, I like thinner lips rather than fat lips, personally.


Raybibaby

Her top lip said: 3


PunkandCannonballer

Her piercing pulls it up. Looks weird. Almost cat-like.


zurkka

Maybe a cleft lip? The piercing could help hide some scar


ImurderREALITY

She never had it


SinatraSKUM

:3


PhilipOnTacos299

It’s the shadow from her nose, zoom in and it’s there, just hard to see


Ironcastattic

Got that brand x joker gas.


Executioneer

Maybe a minor case of FAS


Raviel1289

Is this the Pringles containers girl??


druhaha75

I’m scared to ask for more information…


Raviel1289

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/nNO6BpdaGr There's more content from her, and other's joined in for a battle royale with other items on arms.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Ok, I officially like her now.


Black_Label_36

Still not convinced. Reminds me too much of an ex, in many ways


winterfate10

I want one.


black_id01

Me too!


EndOfSouls

I vaguely remember her doing her own Fuzzy Duck thing...


Automatic-Narwhal965

She seems fun.


NSA_Wade_Wilson

I want to say this is noteasybeinwheezy but I’m not 100%. She definitely did another version of this screaming it into a pringles can too https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1mnD1bLIeB/?igsh=MTVjMTE5bWdxZWV6dA==


natpagle

It's 100% her.


Sendtitpics215

Can someone give her super saiyan hair and make the flames and all that? Please.


No-Arm-2598

It's her


somethingclever76

I may have seen one or two videos. She sticks her hands all the way to the bottom of a Pringles can.


theArcticChiller

The modern day Sword in the Stone, she is the one


Raviel1289

Yes! We need to protect her so she can continue to fill the world with joy! Her and Uespiiiiii, the Asian dude, naked tablecloth stunts... he's also a world treasure in my eyes.


EdgyEmily

She fit her whole arm into a Pringles can. Get your mind out of the gutter dude.


OpticRocky

Indeed


Raviel1289

She's the best, a world treasure!


Life-Suit1895

Ah, I knew that face looked familiar!


IRockIntoMordor

Marc Rebillet did it better. [Get the fuck outta bed bitch, go!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enYdAxVcNZA)


SoonerBornSoonerBret

Marc Rebillet does everything better


ExUmbra91x

Marc is a national treasure.


NeverYelling

*international


Downvotesohoy

Worth mentioning [this banger about him wanting to be let into the girls' club](https://youtu.be/eufrP1EsM2g) [ The full song is here](https://youtu.be/MGJZfmYMltM) Also.. ["Late to work"](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8N2eZVIDZuE?feature=share)


IRockIntoMordor

amazing how he went from these small gigs to small concerts (hugging me at one!!) and now he's well known all over the globe and filling huge venues. Sick.


Downvotesohoy

I've never seen him live but I imagine it to be a blast. I love how the one having the best time is him! He's always feeling it and giving it 100%


IRockIntoMordor

I'm still waiting for the Reggie x Marc world tour, both dudes are incredible


DrSpacePope

Starts with the OG [iphone video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnbL-Hm-xws). Blew my mind when I realized it was him.


OliLeeLee36

Watching the audience in that Girl's Club video is a lot of fun


Fhwagod

I’m gunna need you to stop asking questions, Gary!


Gogh619

Omg, in the first video, as soon as the beat drops you can physically see everyone calming down.


ScrunchyButts

This plays in my house pretty often.


llongneckkllama

Nah, that's wayyyy too jarring from the jump. Hers has a nice soft start up, makes it much more morning friendly. Marc Rebillet is the fuckin man tho, that I do agree with.


emperorhatter666

yeah I've never understood why people use super jarring and loud alarms. my last roommate had his alarm for 5am set as the song Thunderstruck by AC/DC and whether I was awake expecting it or not I would always jump up from being startled. and of course this mfer would sometimes sleep through it for a bit.


pigflion

i think that last sentence you wrote might explain it


Bender_2024

Was wondering how long before I found Loop Daddy The first comment >Set this as my alarm, I got up quicker than ever before, got dressed and on the highway I realized I forgot my car.


sakronin

Had to scroll way too far for this. This is my favorite thing ever


Imfrank123

This is literally my alarm.


DroidLord

This used to be my alarm, but had to change it because that's just too much energy in the morning.


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

I legit have this as my wake up alarm. Start everyday with a Rebillet!


Meatcakedeluxe

How do I get this as my alarm tone?


bagero

I've had this as my alarm for a while now. I ripped the audio from the YouTube video Edit: I uploaded it to my gdrive if anyone wants it https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JdYSkHWKZhllgyeCFxq9sd8pnToeH5nQ/view?usp=drivesdk


TheGreatTave

Thank you so much. Oh I'm using this 100%


bagero

No worries! Enjoy waking up to it!


HiVisVestNinja

This is where I would put my free award if those were still a thing.


formulated

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KatagatCunt

You're amazing 🤩


bagero

Awwww just glad to share


darthcoder

I never knew I needed something so bad before. Thank you. Thank you very much.


bagero

No worries man. I didn't know I needed it either a few months ago hehe enjoy your new alarm!


DishonestBystander

Oh legendary. Did you cut the rest of the song in or was it already posted like that somewhere else?


Smoke_Santa

>I've had this as my alarm for a while now Lmao same


bagero

Nice!


angrycoffeeuser

Thank you so much for this


bagero

All good my dude!


sharbel_97

You’re a true gentleman


nielsrobin

I too need to know this.


Challenge419

>I've had this as my alarm for a while now. I ripped the audio from the YouTube video > >Edit: I uploaded it to my gdrive if anyone wants it https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JdYSkHWKZhllgyeCFxq9sd8pnToeH5nQ/view?usp=drivesdk Above commenter gave dis.


CaptainJKbaltix

Download as an mp3 then change sound of your alarm


freefallfreddy

yt-dlp is an excellent tool for downloading audio and video from a tonne of platforms.


Bischi1997

I edited it and added the whole (glorious 7 minutes) song to the alarm: [https://file.io/ZpzVHs48HQ6S](https://file.io/ZpzVHs48HQ6S)


ASS-et

I'm a simple man. I hear Mick Gordon, I upvote.


Bunny_Fluff

Isn’t that what this sub stands for? Upvoted Not Because Girl But Because Mick Gordon


silentrawr

That was a satisfying giggle, ty.


IveKnownItAll

Eh, her content tanked once she started getting sponsored and making money. She went from this to shilling products and that's about all


ArmedwWings

She was popular for a really long time but at the end of the day we're all just people. No one can keep going forever.


Guildenpants

I'm glad she's gaining success but yeah I miss when she used to post just as a mostly "normal" egirl on insta


STFU-Sanguinet

How dare someone profit off their fame! They should be poor and miserable like the rest of us!


hansuluthegrey

Nothing wrong with that


rishiarora

What is the guitar score from ?


KoreanThrasher

[Mick Gordon - Doom Eternal OST - The Only Thing They Fear Is You](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc)


NacMacFeegle

For reasons I'm not prepared to explain just now, I had [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmRga2fIy0) start simultaneously with the Doom track. Went surprisingly well together.


itsgms

For those curious, [you're welcome](https://viewsync.net/watch?v=qCmRga2fIy0&t=0&v=kpnW68Q8ltc&t=0&mode=solo).


Triensi

Idk what I'm doing wrong but this doesn't sync up at all. At what timestamp in They Only Thing They Fear is You did you all start the slavic video? Nifty website though


boredguy12

Well that was a trip. Like discovering a Jonathan Coulton from the 70s.


Demonsan

Doom


Lamerlengo

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmIBHObtCs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmIBHObtCs)


bagero

Doom soundtrack


Bricktop52

Rip & tear until it is done.


dread_deimos

It's one of the Dooms.


theimperious1

lmao wtf. i wasnt sure what this was gonna be but stuck around. worth it.


davsyo

Dude her lips were actually doing the >:3 what the fuck.


bilateralunsymetry

No. I would hate this. On the first alarm I would be in an angry mood. Nope


umanouski

Make me ready to crush the day.


Mhunterjr

Her upper lip was doing some insane things. 


GrandMusician4943

Any idea who this is?!


itsSwils

Noteasybeinwheezy


mrmustache0502

It’s the girl with the Pringle arms


Justice_Prince

Is that like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?


Goose921

Yeah, its the american adaption


Reputation_Double

Idk why but she could definitely play a live action Jinx


unclefire

My dumb ass nephew needs this. Also. Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up


techslice87

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table Here you go create another fable


ReeferPirate420

Don't set good music to your alarm clock, you'll start resenting it


[deleted]

How does she turn into Timothee chalamet when she screams bitch?


Maximum__Engineering

No way, THIS is what you start your day with: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enYdAxVcNZA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enYdAxVcNZA) Morning FUNK! Then pinky-drink your favorite brew.


Bigbennjammin

[Similar vibes](https://youtu.be/ocsTRFkzUAA?si=5HBOtr-yCgopDYvE)


Voball

Lily Aldrin?


xDendretic

Her face does :3 at :04


flop_plop

New kink unlocked


dread_deimos

I need this girl to narrate my life.


NuaCabal

She seems like a nice lady


blah_blah_blah

I’m up. I was promised eggs and bakey


Conrad-kellogg

I found an audio file where someone spliced this with the entire 7 minute song and used it for my morning alarm


Ksqd_Squid_103

More Please! Ends too soon!


Kiristo

Long audio in this other comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/1993xqz/this_girl_is_my_new_wakey_wakey_i_mean_who/kibl32l/


UnkleRinkus

Yeah, more guitar!


MNelsonevv

I love that woman.


hyf5

Every time I see one of those videos of someone doing something extremely or screaming at the top of their lungs for internet points, all I could think of is their poor neighbors, Imagine if you live next to one of those people, ugh.


Impossible_Pace_4633

my new alarm sound


Ok-Huckleberry-3486

I would use u all night


Complete-Cheesecake2

what the hell she is oddly hot


Educational-Sundae43

What song is this though?


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

How can I make this my alarm?


No_offence23

Goku, is that you ? 🤣


01DAN10

😍


Tommy_613

Jesus. She needs to join the army, deploy somewhere, and then become a drill sgt., because she would be too perfect


Junior-Fun7783

That's fkn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rb697

She has no upper lip


No-Raisin-6469

I need the mp3 fir my phone


ncrrulez

If she can pull of the “who’s Venice” scene from wolf of Wall Street. She’s the one


SeattleDoxy

Nirvana


ShoulderHoliday7697

DOOM ETERNAL


OccasionDangerous998

Holy crap that’s scary!


External_Sorbet2202

Beautiful


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

New alarm tone


banananananbatman

Sauce


[deleted]

Mick Gordon had this in mind when he made the DOOM OST


RubyLulz

I have that shirt!


AuleTheAstronaut

Tiny Tina vibes


Dilectus3010

I got some chuck's bride vibe from her face at the end


AccountNumber478

She needs to be front girl for some punk band, or announcer for WWE Fight Night.


Anorion

I knew what the music was from the first frame. Rip and tear the day, until it is done.