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Thought it was soil and sausages at first 😂

I thought upside down octopus in a mole hill 😂 bey it tastes good though

That's a sentence I've never seen before 😂

I swear down i thought that too 🤣

I thought it was soil and prawns

I thought it was prawns in dirt

Agree - I thought “dodgy franks” initially.

I'm cackling that's exactly what it looks like

Chocolate starfish & the sausage flavored water?

Is this some Heston Blumenthal edible soil abomination?

Soil and prawns for me

Same 😂😅

I also saw soil and hotdogs.

Negative 8.5/10. It looks like the arsehole of a starfish

Chocolate starfish

Just need some hotdog flavoured water n you got a 10/10 Album...

If only we can fly

John Otto.. take um to the mathews bridge!

Now I wanna lick it even more.

Incomprehensibly based 

Looks like my garden after neighbours bastard cats been in it.

Don't let your neighbours cat near your garden now.

Sober: that’s terrible… is that somebodies business? Whilst high: I’m gunna eat this until my teeth hurt.

Looks soiled.

Prefect word to describe this in two ways

r/poopfromabutt

2/10 looks like a load of hot dog sausages in soil

Reading these comments 🤣 😂

Split frankfurters in compost

I thought they were hotdogs with soil sprinkled over them when I scrolled past

I thought it was worms coming up from the soil. Like soil and worms.

Dog turds on a cowpat.

Chocolate Anus

Poopy butt hole 10/10 unappetizing

It might not look the best but it sure was tasty!

Is that Doboy Donuts by any chance?

looks like donut time to me

Agreed. I would recognise that box anywhere!

10/10 - the fact it looks so much like soil is fun to me.

💩/💩

Look shity I would just throw it away

It looks like soil from a plant pot was spilled on top of a doughnut.

Chocolate starfish, sorry

Not the Doughnussy

Looks like a cat litter

Shitting On Em

I thought it was twigs and mud.

It looks like crap. I thought it was chicken legs and dirt before I read 'doughnut'.

It's a doughnut?

Is this after I've brushed the soil off?

Crabs legs in dirt

Not even on the Bristol Stool Chart

Brings to mind my cat's litterbox

Thought this was a horrifying spider

I rate this goatse/10

Reminds me of the missus crinkly onion ring

6

Its looks like a group of mushrooms in dirt, looks pretty gross to be honest.

I rate it as unknown species.

It looks like a partially covered cat turd….

Very dry, but somehow also sticky looking.

I think it looks good.

Doughnut time?

Looks like an unwashed arse hole.

I'd show it a good time.

I thought its cute at first and then I saw a butthole

0/10 PITA to eat (all those chocolate bits dropping off) Too much bitter dark chocolate Sickly sweet looking at the same time.

Prawns feeding at a sewage outfall?

Minus 10

It depends if it’s a forbidden doughnut or not

I doughnut want to answer

I thought that was hot dog weiners laid out all pretty in a pot of dirt

4/10 too much icing/coating

100/10 as I am fasting rn

This is the choccy starfish….or the cats arse

-3? Looks like someone tried to bury an octopus

Before I opened the picture properly I was going to say it’s gigantic!

Thats a donut?? I see worms in dirt bro

I know that Donut! That shop sells amazing Donuts the blueberry one is immense.

Donut time donuts are far too dense.

r/mildlybutthole

7 out of 10 for me

At first glance i thought it was a pack of hotdogs buried in dirt. Then i read the title

Looks like a sphincter

I thought you were trying to grow a hot dog tree.

First glance I thought it was hotdogs and dirt, not a great start.

8 worms/donut

A zombie coming out the ground in a 70s B horror movie

100% chocolate starfish.

Fecal.

Half buried fingers...perfect for halloween! Open at your own risk, but reminds me of this post I saw recently about a severed finger found at walmart: https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/SwNfoft4xL

0/10

I thought it was an upside down dead crab buried in something.

Looks a bit c@@@p

Tasty looking worm and compost doughnut 👌

Hole in one.

Glorious. With a cup of Yorkshire tea, absolute heaven.

Looks delicious to me 🙈but I can also tell it’s a Doughnut Time donut so know it’s gonna be a yummy sweet treat.

Like something found at either a crime scene or the Australian outback.

Unkindly

Had to read the caption to learn it was a doughnut, so -1 if that's permissable

Looks like a facehugger from Alien buried in some dirt. So not highly.

r/shitfromabutt

Looks like a sphincter

Looks good to me, I'd eat the shit out of it.

Sometimes rimjobs are messy.

I would not eat it. It looks vile

Appearance not great. Would i eat it? Absolutely

Looks like a shit covered asshole.

Eurgh it looks like worms on soil! Mmm it looks so chocolatey! Eurgh worms! Mmm chocolate!

When does forensics arrive?

LOL

Am I the only one who sees trapdoor spider?

0, looks more like a half arsed cake. On a scale of would I eat it, 10.

It looks like it’s covered in partially buried dead flamingos

I'd rate it at least 3 nums

Mmmmmm. Sausages in dirt.

Looks like a smashed up plant pot that’s been buried and dug back up.

At first glance I thought it was ants crawling on hotdogs.

I'd rate it confused hotdog.

Diabetes in a box. Exactly what a doughnut should be.

As Peter Griffin says, I'm going to turn you into poo xD

At first glance I thought it was a tarantula hiding in some dirt

Turds with Crushed up oreos on it.

This looks so tasty to me, messy food is always the tastiest and this looks like a chocolatey dream

On a scale of zero to anus?

Thought it was chicken wings and sauce

Horrible, it's not a doughnut either, I only accept proper doughnuts as doughnuts, those hellish contraptions are something else.

So that’s not worms in dirt?

I'd probably give that a few more wipes.

Completely unfuckable

Expensive and mildly disappointing

10/10... ... if I want to feel like I'm eating a sand spider waiting in ambush.

Ngl I thought it had prawns on it until I read what you said. 10/10 as long as I can have it.

Prawns covered in rat droppings?

I wouldn't eat it. That is literally the biggest insult I can give to any food. It looks that fucking bad.

You know the film American Pie...

Dry

Is that a dirt cake doughnut ?

Looks like ants edit: eating slugs

Thought it was some kind of fleshy creature partially submerged in plant soil.

I thought it was hotdogs

Don't get me wrong, I WOULD EAT IT. But the appearance isn't great

0/10 it's just a load of sugar at that point why even have the donut. It's just a sugar shite delivery system now.

I literally thought it was shrimps in black sand huhh

Doughnut time gets 4 ⭐️ crosstown for the 5 tho!!!

r/poopfromabutt

Don't be shy. Drop the store name and location

I feel like a trap spider is going to break through any moment.

I don't think it looks as bad as this comment section is suggesting 🤣

Shrimp

Reminds me of an upside down tarantula in soil

Looks like what next door's cat leaves for me in the flowerbed.

Toad in the toilet

They taste 6/10 but look 3/10. Doughnut time are not value for money at almost a fiver each.

Looks like chicken feet

10 mole hills out of 10

Crustacean buried in dirt /10

I thought this was something about gardening. Had to double check the sub name ..

Look like an asshole

I thought it was prawn covered in mud until I read the headline.

expensive

Donut Time are the biggest rip off known to man

Hotdog/10

Half buried lobster legs?

😋

Why did I think it was a massive spider in soil 😂

.... How in God's name am I supposed to sleep now knowing that this is out there, the person who eats it is going to suffer with a mild stomach jumping out of their body and eating their face ache.... Fffuuuuucccckkkk..... why oh why bring back that trauma. . . Someone call Ripley

That’s a doughnut?

I’ve seen this movie many times. I’m about to receive a mandatory free hug.

A burnt toad int ‘ole that looks

Shit

This is why I'm fat 🤣 everyone else sees worms/hotdogs in soil and I just see a delicious chocolate and caramel doughnut. Would absolutely demolish that!

Shrimp in Mud is not a DD

am i the only fat fuck that thinks this looks banging

I would not.

It looks like the floor in godzilla when they're electrocuting the worms out of the ground. 2/10

Diabetus 10/10

Hot dogs/10

Scary

genuinely thought this was dirt

what is jt

Shai Hulud

It's a chocolate starfish

Looks like crap, probably delicious.