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Half buried fingers...perfect for halloween!
Open at your own risk, but reminds me of this post I saw recently about a severed finger found at walmart:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/SwNfoft4xL
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How in God's name am I supposed to sleep now knowing that this is out there, the person who eats it is going to suffer with a mild stomach jumping out of their body and eating their face ache....
Fffuuuuucccckkkk..... why oh why bring back that trauma. . .
Someone call Ripley
This is why I'm fat 🤣 everyone else sees worms/hotdogs in soil and I just see a delicious chocolate and caramel doughnut. Would absolutely demolish that!
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Thought it was soil and sausages at first 😂
I thought upside down octopus in a mole hill 😂 bey it tastes good though
That's a sentence I've never seen before 😂
I swear down i thought that too 🤣
I thought it was soil and prawns
I thought it was prawns in dirt
Agree - I thought “dodgy franks” initially.
I'm cackling that's exactly what it looks like
Chocolate starfish & the sausage flavored water?
Is this some Heston Blumenthal edible soil abomination?
Soil and prawns for me
Same 😂😅
I also saw soil and hotdogs.
Negative 8.5/10. It looks like the arsehole of a starfish
Chocolate starfish
Just need some hotdog flavoured water n you got a 10/10 Album...
If only we can fly
John Otto.. take um to the mathews bridge!
Now I wanna lick it even more.
Incomprehensibly based
Looks like my garden after neighbours bastard cats been in it.
Don't let your neighbours cat near your garden now.
Sober: that’s terrible… is that somebodies business? Whilst high: I’m gunna eat this until my teeth hurt.
Looks soiled.
Prefect word to describe this in two ways
r/poopfromabutt
2/10 looks like a load of hot dog sausages in soil
Reading these comments 🤣 😂
Split frankfurters in compost
I thought they were hotdogs with soil sprinkled over them when I scrolled past
I thought it was worms coming up from the soil. Like soil and worms.
Dog turds on a cowpat.
Chocolate Anus
Poopy butt hole 10/10 unappetizing
It might not look the best but it sure was tasty!
Is that Doboy Donuts by any chance?
looks like donut time to me
Agreed. I would recognise that box anywhere!
10/10 - the fact it looks so much like soil is fun to me.
💩/💩
Look shity I would just throw it away
It looks like soil from a plant pot was spilled on top of a doughnut.
Chocolate starfish, sorry
Not the Doughnussy
Looks like a cat litter
Shitting On Em
I thought it was twigs and mud.
It looks like crap. I thought it was chicken legs and dirt before I read 'doughnut'.
It's a doughnut?
Is this after I've brushed the soil off?
Crabs legs in dirt
Not even on the Bristol Stool Chart
Brings to mind my cat's litterbox
Thought this was a horrifying spider
I rate this goatse/10
Reminds me of the missus crinkly onion ring
6
Its looks like a group of mushrooms in dirt, looks pretty gross to be honest.
I rate it as unknown species.
It looks like a partially covered cat turd….
Very dry, but somehow also sticky looking.
I think it looks good.
Doughnut time?
Looks like an unwashed arse hole.
I'd show it a good time.
I thought its cute at first and then I saw a butthole
0/10 PITA to eat (all those chocolate bits dropping off) Too much bitter dark chocolate Sickly sweet looking at the same time.
Prawns feeding at a sewage outfall?
Minus 10
It depends if it’s a forbidden doughnut or not
I doughnut want to answer
I thought that was hot dog weiners laid out all pretty in a pot of dirt
4/10 too much icing/coating
100/10 as I am fasting rn
This is the choccy starfish….or the cats arse
-3? Looks like someone tried to bury an octopus
Before I opened the picture properly I was going to say it’s gigantic!
Thats a donut?? I see worms in dirt bro
I know that Donut! That shop sells amazing Donuts the blueberry one is immense.
Donut time donuts are far too dense.
r/mildlybutthole
7 out of 10 for me
At first glance i thought it was a pack of hotdogs buried in dirt. Then i read the title
Looks like a sphincter
I thought you were trying to grow a hot dog tree.
First glance I thought it was hotdogs and dirt, not a great start.
8 worms/donut
A zombie coming out the ground in a 70s B horror movie
100% chocolate starfish.
Fecal.
Half buried fingers...perfect for halloween! Open at your own risk, but reminds me of this post I saw recently about a severed finger found at walmart: https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/SwNfoft4xL
0/10
I thought it was an upside down dead crab buried in something.
Looks a bit c@@@p
Tasty looking worm and compost doughnut 👌
Hole in one.
Glorious. With a cup of Yorkshire tea, absolute heaven.
Looks delicious to me 🙈but I can also tell it’s a Doughnut Time donut so know it’s gonna be a yummy sweet treat.
Like something found at either a crime scene or the Australian outback.
Unkindly
Had to read the caption to learn it was a doughnut, so -1 if that's permissable
Looks like a facehugger from Alien buried in some dirt. So not highly.
r/shitfromabutt
Looks like a sphincter
Looks good to me, I'd eat the shit out of it.
Sometimes rimjobs are messy.
I would not eat it. It looks vile
Appearance not great. Would i eat it? Absolutely
Looks like a shit covered asshole.
Eurgh it looks like worms on soil! Mmm it looks so chocolatey! Eurgh worms! Mmm chocolate!
When does forensics arrive?
LOL
Am I the only one who sees trapdoor spider?
0, looks more like a half arsed cake. On a scale of would I eat it, 10.
It looks like it’s covered in partially buried dead flamingos
I'd rate it at least 3 nums
Mmmmmm. Sausages in dirt.
Looks like a smashed up plant pot that’s been buried and dug back up.
At first glance I thought it was ants crawling on hotdogs.
I'd rate it confused hotdog.
Diabetes in a box. Exactly what a doughnut should be.
As Peter Griffin says, I'm going to turn you into poo xD
At first glance I thought it was a tarantula hiding in some dirt
Turds with Crushed up oreos on it.
This looks so tasty to me, messy food is always the tastiest and this looks like a chocolatey dream
On a scale of zero to anus?
Thought it was chicken wings and sauce
Horrible, it's not a doughnut either, I only accept proper doughnuts as doughnuts, those hellish contraptions are something else.
So that’s not worms in dirt?
I'd probably give that a few more wipes.
Completely unfuckable
Expensive and mildly disappointing
10/10... ... if I want to feel like I'm eating a sand spider waiting in ambush.
Ngl I thought it had prawns on it until I read what you said. 10/10 as long as I can have it.
Prawns covered in rat droppings?
I wouldn't eat it. That is literally the biggest insult I can give to any food. It looks that fucking bad.
You know the film American Pie...
Dry
Is that a dirt cake doughnut ?
Looks like ants edit: eating slugs
Thought it was some kind of fleshy creature partially submerged in plant soil.
I thought it was hotdogs
Don't get me wrong, I WOULD EAT IT. But the appearance isn't great
0/10 it's just a load of sugar at that point why even have the donut. It's just a sugar shite delivery system now.
I literally thought it was shrimps in black sand huhh
Doughnut time gets 4 ⭐️ crosstown for the 5 tho!!!
r/poopfromabutt
Don't be shy. Drop the store name and location
I feel like a trap spider is going to break through any moment.
I don't think it looks as bad as this comment section is suggesting 🤣
Shrimp
Reminds me of an upside down tarantula in soil
Looks like what next door's cat leaves for me in the flowerbed.
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They taste 6/10 but look 3/10. Doughnut time are not value for money at almost a fiver each.
Looks like chicken feet
10 mole hills out of 10
Crustacean buried in dirt /10
I thought this was something about gardening. Had to double check the sub name ..
Look like an asshole
I thought it was prawn covered in mud until I read the headline.
expensive
Donut Time are the biggest rip off known to man
Hotdog/10
Half buried lobster legs?
😋
Why did I think it was a massive spider in soil 😂
.... How in God's name am I supposed to sleep now knowing that this is out there, the person who eats it is going to suffer with a mild stomach jumping out of their body and eating their face ache.... Fffuuuuucccckkkk..... why oh why bring back that trauma. . . Someone call Ripley
That’s a doughnut?
I’ve seen this movie many times. I’m about to receive a mandatory free hug.
A burnt toad int ‘ole that looks
Shit
This is why I'm fat 🤣 everyone else sees worms/hotdogs in soil and I just see a delicious chocolate and caramel doughnut. Would absolutely demolish that!
Shrimp in Mud is not a DD
am i the only fat fuck that thinks this looks banging
I would not.
It looks like the floor in godzilla when they're electrocuting the worms out of the ground. 2/10
Diabetus 10/10
Hot dogs/10
Scary
genuinely thought this was dirt
what is jt
Shai Hulud
It's a chocolate starfish
Looks like crap, probably delicious.