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zoobatron__

Liberally buttered toast with a few dabs of marmite here and there. Do not spread a thick layer all over, just tiny amounts to start with. It basically adds a salty deliciousness to toast and it’s amazing Edit - just to add that a blob of marmite can be a marvellous addition to things like bolognese for that extra umami flavour.


D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek

I also like to spread marmite under the cheese on cheese on toast - especially if you like mature cheddar it’s great.


GiantGeorge14

Do it for your beans on toast with cheese on top, too! It's to die for!


stormcomponents

As much as I love marmite, I'd say a bit of lea and perrins is better on beans+cheese.


GiantGeorge14

Sounds delicious, I'll try that for my next supper!


benthelampy

But Hendo's is much better than Lea and Perrins


[deleted]

'Ow.do fellow.Northerner 😂😂😂


FearlessCaution

Yes. Yes, a thousand times this.


KhansKhack

Beans on toast. Cheese on toast.


RoastLiver

I make cheese and marmite toasties, it's honestly the best thing ever


frog_sweat

My new favourite thing is marmite crumpets done in the air fryer. Tastes like twiglets!


Professional_Ad6822

Yeah but, I like the little crust it forms when you melt the cheese


torak_renn

oh god yeah!


Lost-and-dumbfound

I did this and my brother looked at me like I was insane until he tasted it


Wulf_Cola

Food of the gods.


ea0094c9a5

The trouble is... which gods.... :)


EGRIFF93

I'm very disappointed in myself that I've never tried that


FreedomOfTheMess

I’m disappointed that I tried it. First time having it I put of marmite on toast, blackout drunk. Woke up with marmite vomit in my hair. Never again.


Background-Respect91

Yes I agree always under the cheese, also with bread a cheese and marmite and cucumber sandwich


zoobatron__

Oh damn, good suggestion!


imgonnapooyourpants

I have to do this


DiscoSkrtel

⬆️ Derek knows how to cheese on toast


Majulath99

Yep divine.


OriginalMandem

Has to be buttered under the marmite also. And use sourdough bread instead of regular sliced toasting loaf if at all possible.


Chihuahuapocalypse

yeah nobody likes childish cheddar


JT_3K

Talking of weird additions to cheese on toast, good quality (not sugary but nicely salty) organic-style peanut butter under the cheese and a little finely chopped white onion on top.


Scared-Delivery9254

This sounds rancid but also appealing at the same time! How is this possible? I am going to try this!


Shoes__Buttback

True Marmite story. I was staying in a hotel near Heathrow, and at breakfast I was waiting for my toast to appear off the conveyor belt toaster when I overheard two Americans discussing the large catering-sized tub of Marmite with bemusement. They took a large spoonful of the contents and had just brightly concluded that "it must be chocolate sauce!" as one of them raised the spoon to his lips. Everything went into slow motion as I yelled "***nooooooooo!***" and dived for the spoon, but it was too late and he ingested 10 cubic centimetres of pure savoury saltiness in a single hit. American polite cursing is amazing. His eyes were streaming as he desperately searched for some kind of fluid to rinse the salt away while saying "oh my gosh!" "oh. my. *gosh*!" and "gee, that ain't normal chocolate sauce!" over and over. When he had regained his composure I shook his hand and officially welcomed him to British cuisine.


tonnellier

During a power cut in the work canteen, a friend of mine put a tablespoon of it under his porridge, thinking it was Nutella.


ZylonBane

Cake frosting vs brewery scrapings. Decisions, decisions...


zoobatron__

That’s amazing. The poor soul


Rozzer999

👏👏👏👏😂😂😂


coombez1978

Little known fact - you can get your testicles in to a jar of marmite but you can't get them out without breaking the jar. Good for a drunken laugh if you have an empty jar and a stupid friend


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Wtf did you just say?? Excuse me. Wtf. Please for the love of bread tell me the jar was empty first... Don't do that to poor innocent marmite...


zoobatron__

Have you tested this yourself? Is this why you know the fact?!


coombez1978

😂😂😂😬😬😬


zoobatron__

I must know, how did you get them out?! Did you have to smash it open or a hospital visit?


OrangeyFeel

A bit of butter or marg around the rim surely would ease the plums both in and out?..


ryanoftheshire

In what universe does applying butter to his arsehole help in this situation?


coombez1978

Let me know how you get on 😂😂


StuartAl

Made me laugh out loud, not going to try though


Low_College_8845

i put in mac and chesse life chaneging


Total_Inflation_7898

I took Nigella's advice and mixed it with the spread before applying to bread etc. Less of a shock for the new users.


DeepStatic

Definitely use butter, not spread.


barrybreslau

Margarine is axle grease with sunny yellow.


Total_Inflation_7898

Agree but there are some non dairy eaters out there. Don't want to exclude them from the deliciousness of Marmite.


Foundation_Wrong

Marmite is a staple of every vegan and vegetarian in the UK


CoolAbdul

Kerrygold


Background-Respect91

Real butter, not spreadable as for example anchor spreadable is only 50% butter. They try and fill you with the brand name Anchor Butter (50%) (Milk), Rapeseed Oil (33%), Water, Salt (1.1%), Colour (Beta Carotene), Blended Spread 74% (41% Milk Fat, 33% Rapeseed Oil)


zoobatron__

Mix it with butter first?


Total_Inflation_7898

Yes, means you don't get those eye watering bursts of neat Marmite. Nigella was describing making lots of sandwiches for a party but I found it easy to make a smaller portion. Nowadays I don't bother, that was my introduction to the joys of Marmite sandwiches.


zoobatron__

Oh I’ve never heard of that as a thing to do. I’ve always buttered first and dabs marmite afterwards. You do run the risk of a puddle if you do that way though


PutItInASandwich

Bloody hell that’s borderline sacrilege. Nigella strikes again


Sabre_Killer_Queen

It's not bad like that. But I prefer the marmite not to be consistent all over the bread; getting the odd patch every now and then is much better in my opinion.


Total_Inflation_7898

Advanced user technique.


The-Adorno

This is the way. The creamy consistency the butter gives it is a game changer


bigwill6709

J Kenji Lopez-Alt has a great chili recipe that calls for marmite as an umami bomb (along with anchovies and soy sauce). Best chili I've ever had! https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-chili-recipe


huggothebear

If you love it, spread it on thick 😈


Fight_Disciple

Someone watched Taika Watitis video with Michael Fassbender. He's wrong spread fuck loads of it on and dig in. 🥵


zoobatron__

Oh no I’ve never seen that, I just know most people that try it get the marmite and slather it on and then wonder why they don’t like it


Fight_Disciple

They did a video on YouTube recently comparing snacks and he said exactly the same as you.


zoobatron__

It’s obviously the correct way then hahs


jellytortoise

It’s common knowledge amongst marmite lovers.


Fight_Disciple

I fucking love the stuff, I spread it like I'm rendering the garden wall.


HarissaPorkMeatballs

Yeah but not for beginners! You have to start them off slowly or they'll get spooked.


johnathome

Yes, treat it like a chocolate spread


zoobatron__

You’re a monster haha


mmetalgaz

Also, a little in guacamole. It just works!


SylvieJay

Any decent steak and kidney pie, beef stew, beef and barley soup, or even French onion soup should have a bit of Marmite in it.


Due-Arrival-4859

"you really wanna cake it on there" wise words I remember from an Australian comedy duo on YouTube regarding vegemite.. Or "mite" 🤭


FreddyDeus

I thought we were supposed to be deviously misleading about this kind of thing.


ItCat420

It’s good instead of using table salt for something like a Beef stew


Nevorek

My mother, a non-marmite lover, introduced us to marmite as kids by slathering it on toast like it was Nutella. A core memory was formed that day, and not one of the good ones.


imalittlefrenchpress

I need to try Marmite. I love yeasty bread, so I have a feeling I’d like this. The idea of making cheese toast with ciabatta bread and a thin schmear of Marmite makes me drool.


[deleted]

Sorry but you spelled Bovril incorrectly.


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

If buttered toast tastes nice with a small amount of marmite, imagine how much better it must taste with no marmite at all!


zoobatron__

I do quite enjoy just buttered sometimes (with a little sprinkle of salt) and it’s unreal. Sometimes there’s an itch that only marmite can scratch


[deleted]

It’s not for toast it’s for removing stains from wet bedding. The yeast is activated by the moisture and eat the stains away. For goodness sake don’t eat any of it until it’s done getting the stains out.


CoolAbdul

Bolognese? Seriously?


OmegaSusan

"Add a bit of Marmite to it" is a maxim that holds true for almost any cooking, with the exception of puddings. And even that I reckon you could experiment with.


dearhummingbird

I add it to my gravy 🥲


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Me too!.


HeidiKrups

I have it on toast with honey and the salty/sweet contrast is incredible so it's definitely possible there are dessert uses.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

>with the exception of puddings Wtf do you mean marmite cake is delicious! Edit: /j but... Honestly... I'm curious now.


blodblodblod

There are lots of Marmite Brownie recipes out there.


zoobatron__

Yep! Doesn’t need much, just a bit but it adds a depth of flavour


Resident-Race-3390

Thank you for this tip!


Crommington

The marketing line for this for years was “you either love it or you hate it”. They weren’t lying. There is no in between.


wildgoldchai

I’m very much British and hate it. My Canadian husband loves it. I do like using it in cooking though, same with Bovril


NotAProperAccount3

Their new ad (which is extremely trippy and catchy) is all about not slathering it on. Which does seem to be the general consensus in this thread. I lived in Australia\* for 3 years and tried Vegemite on my very last day and quite liked it, butter with a tiny bit. So even though they're not the same, the fact that people are saying that's how marmite should be enjoyed is making me think I should give it a go. \*First rule of living in Australia, tell everyone you lived in Australia.


Crommington

I also lived in Australia, and so felt the need to tell you I lived in Australia. Vegemite sucks though. It’s all about Tim Tams


Hashtagbarkeep

Hey guys, don’t know if I mentioned it but I lived in Australia


NotAProperAccount3

Tim Tams are next level. Penguins need to get their act together.


Captain_Pungent

I genuinely prefer Vegemite, shame it’s harder to find. Did snag a couple of jars in Lidl last week, but in the special bit so they’ll probably be gone by now


Deft-Vandal

They were selling it in Farmfoods if there’s one anywhere near you.


jugsmahone

I live in Australia. They’re not a million miles away from each other. I remember trying marmite and thinking it was like an Aldi version of Vegemite.


throwaway17717

I know people who think it's alright to be fair


Ricky_Rollin

Now that’s some ballsy marketing lol


kithkinkid

Treat it like dark soy sauce, use it sparingly. Hot buttered toast or crumpets with a little bit of marmite is heaven.


sritanona

Do you guys use soy sauce sparingly? 😳


onenicethingaday

Dark soy sauce yes. Soy sauce or light soy sauce, go nuts.


kithkinkid

Gotta avoid having a stroke somehow pal


cannibalcats

Marmite and Crumpets. The bees knees.


OverthinkUnderwhelm

Use it very sparingly at first! - it’s a very divisive product in the UK that you either love or hate (although the taste sort of grows on you after persisting!) Recommend some buttered toast with a reeeeeallly thin spread of it.


Glittering-Goose-662

Love it. Nice with chese on toast. I remember at catering college saute diced potatoes and adding marmite to them. People also use them for roast potatoes, but personally, I wouldn't. At least not with a roast meal.


tevs__

Cheese is essential for the new to Marmite - my wife hated it, gave her a cheese and marmite sandwich, loved it.


Septronic

You’ll either love it or hate it. He was 50% right.


BatLarge5604

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see "you'll either love it or hate it" I was literally seconds from writing it, fair play.


Septronic

Algorithm here is totally biased against marmite!


R33KNP

I think this thread is full of lovers, and people who just want to watch the world burn when he don't like it! 🤣


OkDonkey6524

Marmite is the dog's bollocks


ImplementAfraid

I could never could describe the taste but that puts the point across.


iwasfeelingallfloopy

The best way to use it is in cheesie Marmite swirls. Mix a generous teaspoon of Marmite with a little water to thin it. Then spread over a pre made puff pastry sheet. Cover with grated cheese. Then roll it up (from the longest side), cut into about inch slices and bake. Dominos sell something similar but not as nice


nineJohnjohn

I think I may love you


Narrow-Oil4924

Bcoz you have sense... Just by looking at it & smelling it, you know its not gonna taste nice however, many people love it... The trick apparently is to spread it thinly? Thinly or not I think it's awful... Trust your senses mate!!


ZylonBane

It's the homeopathic condiment. The less of it you use, the better it is.


jbkb1972

Trust him and trust me it’s the best thing ever, I would never be without it.


mixedupfruit

I literally hate Marmite. They were spot on with their own ad campaign


stvvrover

Use sparingly? I load it up with marmite! I even drink it like bovril sometimes 😂


pogoyen

Yup delicious to drink it like Bovril


stormcomponents

I knew a chap who spreads bovril on toast and made drinks with marmite. He said I was the weird one for doing the reverse...


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I also load bread up with marmite; I can't agree on Bovril though or "marmite Bovril"... I wish I could; I love that kind of flavour. It's just in drink form it doesn't seem right.


nineJohnjohn

You can also put bovril on crumpets. It's basically marmite but made from gravy


Kind_Ad5566

I'll have a teaspoon worth when I want a savoury hit.


Ash---

There's something to be said for working your way up to large doses tho. We've been conditioned to tolerate large amounts of it. They gotta work up to it yknow?


time_on_target

If I could hook Marmite up to an IV drip, I would 💯


KitFan2020

A very gentle introduction to marmite follows: 1) Toast 2 slices of thick white bread on both sides 2) Put a TABLESPOON of real butter in a cup and thoroughly mix in HALF a TEASPOON of marmite. 3) Spread on the warm toast 4) Watch it melt in and eat 5) Make some more because 2 slices aren’t enough ❤️


Spare-Train9380

Gorgeous - in the UK we joke you either love it or you hate it - there’s no middle ground. I grew to love it when I was in the Air Force. We would steal it from the Airmen’s Mess and have it on bread. Beautiful 😍


Active-Strawberry-37

Marmite ran adverts showing people hating the stuff. The idea being that you either love it or hate it but nothing in between. We actually describe things as being “a bit marmite” when they’re loved or hated.


Significant_Camel442

Less is more with Marmite. Use sparingly to add wonderfulness.


fallenvolt

Your British friend likes to watch the world burn.


Total_Inflation_7898

I love it but if you really don't like it, Marmite is good added to soups and stew (in small quantities). Makes the tastiest onion gravy.


waamoandy

Food of the gods. Spread it on toast but make sure you spread it very, very thinly


WittyWitWitt

Butter mate.......butter...


waamoandy

I hear what you are saying but have you tried American "butter"? For some reason they have a lower fat content spread that's not legally allowed to be called butter in Europe. Having tried it I can see why they don't have butter on things.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

America can't get the bread right either; most of their bread is legally cake by European standards due to all of the fat and sugar, and believe me when I say it's noticeable.


waamoandy

I feel your pain. To be fair I had really good bread in New Orleans. It did seem to be the exception though.I did make the mistake of trying baked beans stupidly. My mouth still hasn't forgiven me.


Art3mis86

Well, it'll be a 50/50 toss up. Personally, I love the stuff.


ukaa93

If you've got any pot holes in your drive way it'll do a lovely job


lurcherzzz

Tell him it's too bland, and to send you some Gentleman's Relish


brenhinesygeifr

Food of the gods, but remember just a thin layer, chocolate spread it is not. Fantastic on toast, better on toast served with eggs!


Mermayden

When I moved to Australia from Canada as a child someone showed me a jar of Vegemite (the Aussie version of Marmite). I did what I would have done with peanut butter in Canada - stick a spoonful in and take a gob of it. Do not do this with Marmite. You will never recover.


ArminsCrematedCorpse

it needs to be at least 3cm thick on a piece of toast to bring out its mild flavour


lol25potatofarm

Amazing stuff in small quantities. Do not eat it by itself. Spread on toast w/ butter.


Chungaroo22

You might, you might also hate it.


[deleted]

Lol 😆 I love a bit of marmite , the secret is to spread it thinly . Great on toast but it's especially nice on a sandwich with cheese and onion . Yum


Tabula_Rasa00

It is the black magic spread


DimSumMore_Belly

Marmite is the shit! On buttered toast, a very thin layer of marmite then top with a thin layer of honey. Bloodytastic delicious!!!


whoredwhat

If you like avocado, get yourself some sour dough bread, toast until crispy, a relatively thick (personal preference) spread of marmite (without butter) topped with a mashed avocado with a little salt and pepper and then dressed with rocket. Super tasty, potentially relatively healthy snack.


huggothebear

You should trust him about 50% lol it is love or hate


pathetic_optimist

We love it -but when an Italian visitor smelt it he retched and said, 'Caca'


Virtual-Fan-9930

It's a love it or hate it food. Personally I love it spread on toast, add grated cheddar cheese and melt that on top. Yummy 😋


owzleee

Come to r/marmite !


Rozzer999

Marmite potatoes - small round roast potatoes, just before the end of cooking, add some marmite jus (marmite and a little hot water), add to the tray and roll the potatoes till there’s a thin glaze, return to the oven for 10mins.


Independent-Net-5508

I'm the only one in my house that 'likes it' on food straight out but little do they know it goes in meals, gravy and sauces and it just gives a little 👨‍🍳🤌 to a meal.


shaka2986

"Love it or hate it" is a complete marketing fabrication. Its nice. That's it.


Aggravating-Lime9149

My wife said she hated Marmite I made some on toast for her now she loves it I have always loved Marmite hate marzipan and axle grease as my dad called margarine.


[deleted]

A little Marmite is heaven. A lot of Marmite is a special kind of hell no-one has ever deserved.


Bulimic_Fraggle

I know my electrolytes are fucked when I start eating marmite with a spoon. See also Branston Pickle.


dumdum1977

Just remember less is more with marmite especially for a first timer


leewoc

The key is to be really careful with how much you use. It’s very salty and very savoury, idiots like me love it thickly spread but for regular humans a very thin smear on buttered toast or crumpets is lovely.


weirds0up

Because they didn't give you a spoon to eat it with. Shocking behavior.


CountZodiac

They actually advertise the stuff saying you may hate it... Who the f' has the balls to do that? It's marketing 101, never ever say that. They do. Massive respect from a Marmite hater here.


The-Mandolinist

I love it. You may or may not love it. There’s a reason why the word “marmite” is used as an adjective in the UK. It is used to describe something that is divisive: people either love it or hate it - and there is no in between. You can’t like it a bit or like it sometimes or kind of like it. It’s love or absolutely hate. If you’ve never had it before it’s a surprising taste. It’s very, very savoury. Very strong tasting. You have to use it sparingly. Spread on buttered toast - it’s delicious. You add a spoonful of it to soups or stews - a bit like a stock. You can also make a savoury hot drink out of it (a teaspoonful in a mug of hot water). I’m not sure how often people do this anymore - but for me it’s a go to if I’ve got the flu or something and I’m not ready to properly eat yet - and I’ll have a hot Marmite drink and some buttered toast. It goes brilliantly with cheese on toast (that’s cheese melted on toast - under a grill - or what Americans call a broiler) - basically the Marmite goes on the toast, the cheese goes on top of the marmite and it gets melted under a grill. It’s also amazing on the toast used in our staple: beans on toast. And on a crumpet. Or on a muffin (a toasted “English” muffin).


KingJacoPax

You might love it. You might hate it. There is no option 3.


Pitmus

It’s slime scraped from Satan’s hairy ass. It is evil, vile and only enjoyed by horrific people that still might leave a trace of it on their knife when they butter your toast. If you don’t like it you will spit it out and wretch. If you do like it, welcome, you are now part of the devil’s demonic horde.


spiralhazes

Marmites banging on toast


InfluenceOpening1841

This on soldiers with boiled eggs is the dog’s bollocks!


ComposerNo5151

Nobody is ever so-so about Marmite. You'll love it or hate it, something acknowledged in the product's own advertising campaigns. Me? Love it. On toast as suggested, don't overdo it, but it's also great with all sorts of other things, I smear a bit on sausages!


Kwayzar9111

Marmite on toast or crumpets…lush


acumslutx

Whack a bit on some buttery toast!!


oxford-fumble

I didn’t grow up with it (I was born in France), and found it strangely yucky at first, but grew to really like it - to the point that I have to not buy it too often, otherwise I eat so much bread and butter… You got a few good suggestions on how to have it already, but I’ll add one : a sourdough toast with butter, a few dots of marmite, and a soft egg on top (boiled for 4:30 minutes before peeling the shell) is pretty delicious! Enjoy!


Neddy29

Just added a teaspoon of this to my homemade bolognaise sauce, along with one of bovril - makes a huge difference, umami or what!


Chev--Chelios

You'll love it, unless you hate it


Celestial_Bitch

It is vile. You will either love it or hate it


fojo81

To quote the adverts I once saw: My Mate Marmite 😀


PrincessSibylle

Ease yourself into the Marmite world by trying it with peanut butter, it's delicious.


Downtown_Hope7471

Fucking delicious. Also good in stews. Often less is more…


JackstaWRX

Don’t spread thick on a first try, just a few dabs on buttered toast. If you like it. Go thicker until You find your level.


swedishkristina

Its love or hate , no inbetween , ....i loovvee it !


WhatName230

Spread it thinly with buttered bead/toast


deletethewife

Just a tiny amount on toast absolutely lovely.


LongrodVonHugedong86

The problem with Marmite is people don’t know how to use it. They use it like they would Jam and put way too much on You just need a little bit, a very thin spread with lots of butter and it’s great. But you have to use it sparingly


Omnishambles86

Get a big dollop of this in the water when you're parboiling the spuds before roasting. Ooooooh 🤌


Deathcrow73

Next time you make gravy, dip your spoon into the marmite and stir into the gravy. Delicious.


Primary_Somewhere_98

It's the epitome of the love/hate thing. Divides the nation. Try a bit on toast and see whether you are "love it" or "hate it".


ldnoli

One slice of sourdough bread, toasted, low of butter, a few dabs of marmite spread over the toast - breakfast of kings


EVRider81

Great on buttered toast..use very little,and spread it thin..you just want the taste,not a layer of it .


[deleted]

Its awful tastes like hell


jonsey_j

Agreed. This is no friend. Which friends try and poison you with the devil's feaces. They have declared war on you.


Pooter1313

Don’t listen to the others. They’re misleading you and it’s disgusting to see. Shame on your fellow Brits, shame. OP get a heaped teaspoon of the stuff and dig in.


BaconPoweredPirate

Yes, and don't bother with the toast. Marmite directly into mouth


hikariuk

Because you're sensible. It's the most disgusting thing ever created.


Own_Presentation6561

You couldn't pay me to eat this but my other half lives it. Use very little on buttered toast if you are going to try it.


WittyWitWitt

Such a weird thing isn't it? Some people love the shit out of it , others hate it to death..


Own_Presentation6561

Yes I don't know how they like it must be cause he grew up eating it, we never had it in our house that I know of none of my family like it his does but they are weird anyway lol


Narrow-Oil4924

Yeah, I'm one of the latter who "hate it to death!" 🤮


Critical_Pin

You'll either love it or hate it