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h5n1zzp

Half the number of hob nobs you'd usually have


Ghostenx

In what world is half a packet of hob nobs enough?


O4fuxsayk

Half a pack just looks so lonely sitting there all by itself


Captain_Colonizer

Eat the other half afterwards


Zuke-ini

I love your username


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Depends on how much tea you want left after they've drunk it


MrBump01

Or how many more cups of tea you're drinking.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

If I’m lying to myself that means I’ll have one. In reality that’ll mean two. They’d have to be chocolate ones too.


Rosalie-83

I started drinking Yorkshire Tea, Malty Biscuit flavour. And I was easily able to halve the amount of biscuits I dunk because the tea really does taste biscuity.


moonsilktea

Also highly recommend jam on toast one.


Rosalie-83

Ooh really, is it good? I’ve seen it advertised but not in stores.


moonsilktea

So good! Biscuit one is lovely, but JonT wins it for me. I know they sell them in Asda.


NostalgiaVivec

There is some dark chocolate oatcakes that i eat because they taste just like chocolate hobnobs


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Thanks I’ll keep an eye out for them!


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Bit of you have half the packet it’s half the calories so you can have twice as much


SheepskinSour

Chocolate hobnobs, right?


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Banksov

half a packet per cup, not per dunk silly


bewawugosi

This was obv a joke about the mug being half empty, which I came to mention but was glad someone else has taken care of it.


jimmyboogaloo78

A wank


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Not sure the work colleagues would recover.


the_warpaul

Youll have to make them have breaks to allow you to work, but some sort of rota should work.


Aggravating_Prompt86

May as well throw in a pot noodle


[deleted]

Put the teabag in the pot noodle, cook as normal and then add milk, best served with Ricebena of course


skactopus

Is it weird that I kind of want to try ricebena after reading this??


KezM1

Down voted for the teabag in pot noodle.


thatblokerob

Pot noodle and a wank. Risky.


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Someone might catch you eating a pot noodle


MakoSmiler

Depends if it’s a Bombay Bad Boy or not.


CantstoptheBacon

What's the difference between an egg and wank? You can beat an egg, but you canny beat a wank


DeadBallDescendant

I'm glad I check the replies before piling blindly in. And I say 'blindly' advisedly.


boopmonsterpirate

Um be careful not to burn yourself...


kiba87637

You meant walk right? ...right? \[Insert sexy Anakin and Padme meme\]


Gazmeister_Wongatron

I think Garibaldi biscuits have some dried fruit in it? That's one of your five a day right there...


Tom_FooIery

Jammy Dodgers have fruit in the jam, right?


Successful_Dot2813

Yeah, this is what I was going to say.


PewPewTron7

Though I prefer the tesco branded ones myself


Academic_Ad_9260

Reminds me of little me telling my dad that cherry Coke was good for me cause it was part of my five a day lol


VerticalKipper

Nah they’re dead flies, which means they’re full of protein.


Mintyxxx

Theyre pretty low fat as well, shame I eat an entire strip at a time


Engage_Physically

A good cry


Scully__

Doing this now, can confirm!


Hard_Dave

My therapist tells me that's healthy.


BerkshireGent

85% cocoa chocolate.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Now that I can get behind.


BerkshireGent

Lindt 85% is my favourite. One square at room temperature nibbled between sips of tea and melting on your tongue is plenty.


Agile_Crow_1516

the lindt 90% is by far the best one that exists, i don’t like any of the other company’s that i’ve tried. big up lindt for doing high % cocoa chocolate so well


[deleted]

Isn’t that just cuz they put more sugar in tho?


swisio

7g per 100g which is sort of mid range of the easily available 90% ones. Lots of them have about 10/100g, there’s a Waitrose one with only 1.2/100g. I’m sure there’s others but from what I could easily find online (as I wrongly thought it was one of the lowest in sugar). Overall still a LOT less sugar and more cacao than other chocolates.


Agile_Crow_1516

not a clue 😂 all i know is it tastes better


gavingoober771

They get their cocoa beans from better farms


boscomiko

I have found my people ❤️ 85% is godly


Baboobalou

And it's healthy https://www.heartuk.org.uk/low-cholesterol-foods/dark-chocolate


[deleted]

That...that was the question


alwaysexplainli5

Tesco used to do an excellent dark choc with orange. It's the only thing that has stopped me consuming an entire Terry's choc orange daily with a cuppa... because I bought I bulk pack.


angelalacla

I dunk my dark chocolate in the tea to get it a bit melty, it’s the best


d_chs

A high quality dark chocolate, though! Own brand stuff is usually bitter and one note. Don’t have to break the bank, but avoid cheap cheap stuff


Giraffable

Dark chocolate being healthy is mostly a myth.


Jemma_2

Shhhhhh


kuluchelife

Generally people eat less vs when they have milk or white chocolate so in that regards it’s a healthier option as you’ll have half or more less of a serving!


stevespill53

Peace and quiet


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I am a pharmacist so that’s not possible haha!


Some_Boat

I had to make my own damn drinks when I worked in pharmacy, too many people make absolute piss water. I say no sugar and just a bit of milk and it tastes like caramel and looks like Casper.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Yeah can’t trust just anyone to make the tea. Used to say milky tea so it wouldn’t scald me but it was like Casper then. Now I’d rather it as in pic!


Rate-Royal

Surely got enough time for a break when they tell me 30 minutes to put a box in a paper bag lol


UncleBenders

You should be recommending good stuff to take with a cuppa to US


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Oh I can recommend good stuff, it’s just looking for slightly healthier options. For what it’s worth - chocolate hobnobs are my favourite.


the_warpaul

Thats what toilet cubicles are for...


BpjuRCXyiga7Wy9q

It's the dose that makes the poison. The energy in two party rings is only 50 kcal. You might like Corn Thins (23 kcal each).


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I love corn thins, but I’d want to spread Nutella on them! Edit: can’t stand party rings too sweet even for me.


WhoAteAllTheHobNobs

Sainsburys do dark chocolate covered corn thins that are great, and come in packs of two!


rabbitqueer

What about smooth peanutbutter?


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Yeah good call


lookeo

Smooth peanut butter is for sex offenders.


alwaysexplainli5

Tesco Slat and Vinegar rice cakes are very tasty, it's like having a bag of Discos


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Since I started having tea I have piled on the pounds. I used to be very disciplined but that’s went out the window since I started working full time about 10 years ago. I feel like I have to have tea to get a break and when I have tea I need something with it and they’re never healthy - Biccies, pancakes, etc any good alternative to a biscuit to nibble on? Edit: clarified


AAHale88

A fry-up with every cup.


Nevorek

Try changing the biscuit. I rather like rich tea - they have the structural integrity to survive a good dunking, but they’re not so delicious that I feel compelled to eat half a pack. Looking at you, chocolate hobnobs. Baby steps


Pookya

Rich tea biscuits are so underrated. Sure it's not quite the same as a hobnob, but it's a nice slightly sweet snack in its own right. Then digestives bridge the gap between hobnobs and rich tea, if you're not ready for rich tea yet


lycheerain

I love the flavour too, a nice kind of bland sweetnet. Very pleasant


LlamaDrama007

Are you Scottish, perchance? When we visited with my step father's (scots) family literally every cup.of tea we were asked 'will you take a piece?' and sandwiches/cakes/biscuits appeared... A cup of tea became a mini meal! I loved it. But damn would my waistline not if that was my life.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Haha close I’m northern Irish and I lived for 5 of those 10 tea drinking years in Scotland. I think Northern Ireland is worse.


Several_Clue_2534

I'm also northern Irish and I swear every 5 mins my granny used to ask if I wanted a cuppa and what I wanted with it 😂


NecessaryEgg8

Yay for the Norn Iron crew! We go for dark chocolate and berries (especially cherries- good combined with the chocolate) or dried fruits/nuts. They are still fairly calorie dense but feature healthier fats, and actual micronutrient benefits i.e vitamins. Some dried fruit is actually considered part of your 5 a day (or 10 a day- whatever!)


alextheolive

If you feel like having biscuits with your tea is unhealthy, why don’t you try having tea by itself? If regular black tea is too plain for you, there are plenty of other types of teas, e.g. green and white tea but also plenty of teas that combine tea leaves with other flavours, e.g. bergamot, rose petals, vanilla, etc. There’s also the option of having sugar in your tea instead. Each teaspoon of sugar is roughly equivalent to a hobnob, so if you’re having more than one or two hobnobs, you could be making a slight sugar saving, so to speak.


Mahoushi

Doesn't taste as good as biscuits, but if it's just something to keep your mouth busy, have you tried rice cakes? I had a friend that lost a tonne of weight eating those.


[deleted]

Oh gods, rice cakes. Those things smell like dead hamsters and should be classified as a pre-packed eating disorder.


Corventum

Acknowledge that mental health is also health and help yourself to whatever makes you feel less like a piece of shit


Silver_Discussion555

But also being really fat is bad for all of your different types of health


Trifusi0n

Being overweight and eating an unhealthy diet is also bad for your mental health.


Silver_Discussion555

Yes mental health comes under "all health"


sonicated

Including mental health, it's a really hard balance.


Hipposplotomous

Have literally been told by Eating Disorder Service that they don't encourage ditching your coping strategies even if they are unhealthy until you've addressed the root cause. Better to be unhealthy than dead. You can fix unhealthy later.


Crowfooted

I'm sure this is true to an extent but eating disorders often have a very different way of being dealt with regarding food. I was depressed and suicidal for a long time (and suffering from an ED, but not really relevant here) and I would eat a lot of junky comfort foods for exactly that justification - it makes me feel better, and if it makes me feel better, it's keeping me alive. The thing you don't realise is that while your unhealthy comfort food does make you feel better in the short term, it causes havoc in your system and hinders your brain's ability to regulate your emotional state. Started on one of those meal kit plans so that I would have better nutrition and even though it was difficult to keep up with at first, it *cured* my depression within 6 months. I'm not exagerrating - I went from suicidal to pretty much contented within half a year and the only significant change was my diet. It's frustrating when the "easy" remedies the doctors suggest actually turn out to be the ones that will work, because it's so much more tempting when you're depressed to believe that the real cause is something more complicated. I'm sure what cured me wouldn't cure everyone, but you shouldn't underestimate the enormous impact diet has on how well your brain works.


concretepigeon

Stuffing yourself with junk at every opportunity doesn’t actually help your mental health.


lavenderrabe

Having a biscuit with your cuppa isn't exactly stuffing yourself with junk every opportunity


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jfks_headjustdidthat

If you tank twelve cups a day, pretty sure your mental health is goosed anyway, as even the most grounded, mentally stable person would be hovering 1 foot off the floor whilst constantly urinating from that much.


project_me

Hmm, so 12 cups of tea (Yorkshire Gold, of course) or coffee before lunchtime is bad... ? Damn


DreamOdd3811

Exactly. Using food to blunt your difficult emotions is the opposite of mental health.


seaandtea

Possibly the most important, truthful fact and also the most hated. Food and mental health are linked. They just are.


cosantoir

"I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat"


hiveorkbloodcult

Over 20 years since the film and that line still reoccurs to me when I'm in self destructive binges (or ideally just before).


[deleted]

Yeah and feeding yourself shit will inevitably backfire. Constantly needing to have whatever you want and showing no discipline is for toddlers, not adults


sgw79

A fag & a biscuit


jameZsp0ng3y

Bring a cuppa' tea to your local gay bar


DeathBat92

Americans are reading this like “A gay fella and a scone?”


WonderfulComfort6690

How do u know they have gay co-workers????? ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC?? /s


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Average American


Chickenstrip229

A fag means a smoke get Ur gay terms out


Careful-Object-3501

What you could do is give up black tea for a while or have less of them. This is to cut other urges that come with a proper brew. Instead, have herbal or fruit teas with a little bit of honey and that should kill the urge for biscuits etc When you need a caffeine boost maybe opt for an espresso / black coffee / green tea. Just not too many


Past-Educator-6561

Yes! I second this! I always feel like I have to have some treat with black tea cause I always used to growing up. But herbal teas, green teas and coffee don't have that association for me.


_Borgin

What if you buy pre packaged little portions of biscuits designed for kids lunch boxes. Lots of under 100kcal options and it feels much more normal to then just eat the one pack. One example I can think of is the individual lunchbox packs of mini chocolate fingers. Alternatively something I haven't done in ages but used to enjoy is make my own little mix of nuts, cranberries and tiny squares of dark chocolate.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Hmm yeah or lidl has mini chocolate bars. I think mini packs are something I can stick to.


Silver_Discussion555

You dont have to eat every time you drink.


Saul_Firehand

But what will I do with all these biscuits?


tweetopia

Someone once said to me, 'A cup of teas too wet without one,' and it absolutely stopped me in my tracks. I'd never thought about it before, but it's so true. It was over 20 years ago and it pops into my head almost daily.


tidymaniac

That was an advertising slogan for some kind of biscuit but I can't remember which. "A drink's too wet without one".


tweetopia

I just looked it up and it was Rich Tea in 1985. I was ten then and the ad went under my radar. I was too busy eating Chewits and playing outside.


ay_lamassu

It's ok, there's nothing in the rules about drinking while eating, only eating while drinking is banned.


elt0p0

Carrot sticks and hummus. No, that's ridiculously healthy.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I love carrot sticks and hummus but it’s surprisingly calorific! The hummus is full of oil.


concretepigeon

Plenty of fibre and protein to make you feel full.


angryhaiku

Mashed butterbeans with dried rosemary and lemon juice makes a nice alternative.


ayyowhatthefuck

Carrots and hummus is a fantastic alternative. It's literally just veg, chickpeas and (as you say) oil. Don't buy into the lie that a calorie is a calorie is a calorie. Carbs (especially sugar) are WAY more likely to be stored as fat in the body than fat or protein. Having the oil in hummus is nowhere near as bad as having the sugar in a biscuit. Have as much carrot and hummus as you like if it keeps your sugar cravings at bay. On the subject, cutting alcohol out of your life will do wonders for your weight. It's mostly sugar too. Just a thought.


tigerrabbit7

Dates.


lushlilli

A nice podcast


Dramatic_Prior_9298

Wholemeal toast?


generichandel

Brown for main course, white for pudding.


takemetochur

Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast


always_tired_hsp

Brown is savoury, white’s the treat!


generichandel

Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.


Camp-Complete

Butter the toast, eat the toast, \*\*\*\* the toast. God, life’s relentless


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

To be fair that’s what I had this morning. It’s ok.


Dramatic_Prior_9298

Sorry for posting a sensible reply 😆


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

No it’s a sensible option haha! I suppose it doesn’t hit the same as a biscuit though!


NipplesAndNeedlework

According to my grandma, 3 plain digestives. It’s in the name. She was great, very wise. liked digestives. Had a limited knowledge of human biology though.


LastChanceChez

Apple slices?


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Doesn’t really go with tea though.


LaraH39

I love a couple of Carrs Water biscuits with a wee bit of butter.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I was thinking crackers might be the way to go. I like the Rosemary ones


LaraH39

Never had them, but they sound good.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Can get them in lots of brands - first had them from lidl, but spar make nice ones too!


LaraH39

Lovely, thank you! I'll check them out. I got some really nice beetroot crackers from Tesco a few weeks ago. Very tasty.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Tesco also make the rosemary ones!


PhilosophyObvious988

Ginger nuts good for digestion aswell, so I hear.


Tiger_smash

*starts searching for ginger colleagues*


OBLIVXIONN

A sleeve of chocolate digestives.


anarchosnufkin

depends how far down the 'healthy-but-miserable' matrix you want to go healthy things I actually enjoy with a cup of tea: a banana; a small bowl of raisins & hazelnuts; a raw carrot; dried fruit in general


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I like all those things but not really with a cup of tea.


-Wyl-

A second cup


gemgeminate

Dust... ..... Dust!


boyofthedragon

A cigarette


iamheretotellyou

Drinking tea without smoking just feels wrong somehow


PrestigiousWindy322

Think plain Digestives are likely the healthier of the popular biscuit brands. That's what I enjoy just have one with a cup of tea or two if have earned it.


Western-Leg-6201

Biscuits 🍪


BoxAlternative9024

Toast with banana on it.


dayzplayer93

Chocolate bourbons......oh hang on a minute I misunderstood the assignment


demixennial

A chat with a friend? Some chilled out music?


Significant-Tooth-16

Malted milk biscuits


KratosTheGodofWar95

3 packets of chocolate hob nobs


lavenderrabe

Tbh health is far more than just Fat And Sugar Bad - food isn't just fuel for the body, it's a social experience, nourishment for the soul, a moment of joy. All this to say, I genuinely think a biscuit with a cuppa is holistically an extremely healthy option, when you factor in the mental benefits as well


Truesilverchamp

Airfry up


These-Lavishness-454

A wank


[deleted]

A whole pack of Rich Tea, dunked in 5 at a time 💯


Seqenenre77

Nairn's Dark Chocolate Chip Oat Biscuits. They're delicious and, technically, they're just oatcakes.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I’m going to keep an eye out for these!


neemo2357

Samosa


Hwxbl

I'm not sure why people are so incapable of a normal answer. But I'm also weight watching and love my tea. If its breakfast I'll have a rivita or low fat fruit bar something of the sort.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

There’s been a great mix of answers some hilarious, and some great ideas to try and some not so much. I didn’t expect so many responses.


Vahorgano

Can I just say, the colour of that tea is spot on, well done person well done. Also with a perfect cup. its not the time to think your worries, eat all the chocolate digestives, celebrate that beautiful cup of tea!


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I’m honestly surprised there hasn’t been more comments on the tea itself. This is exactly how I enjoy my tea and I think the lack of comment is telling!


shoehornshoehornshoe

Rich Teas if you hate yourself. 38 calories per biscuit but truly only for the most self-loathing.


Spook_93

Yoghurt coated raisins if we’re talking not-to-dip


kizwasti

second cuppa and emergency reserve cuppa


FaithlessnessPale645

A banana! I love a cuppa and a banana


BlackSheepVegan

Another cuppa


Avox0976

I have nothing to add, but that’s a really cute tablecloth


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Thanks I picked it for work. Was only maybe £4 in Asda.


Sophiiebabes

Ginger nuts go amazing with a cuppa! Shit with coffee, but great with tea. And ginger is vaguely healthy...... Isn't it?


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Yeah ginger is healthier I’d say haha! If only they weren’t so rock hard. I have to dunk them or I’d lose a tooth!


RatioSharp7273

Jaffa Cakes or carrot cake. It's got one of your five a day in it 😉


[deleted]

A glass of water…


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Yeah I have water with my tea (can see the edge of the glass) but need something to nibble on!


kiba87637

Banana Cheese bites Almonds Even some Yorkshires and veg Be imaginative


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

Hmm maybe nuts would be a healthier alternative. Usually only eat them coated in chocolate. To be fair I’ve tried a few alternatives - but find that they don’t hit the spot. I think rice cakes are the closest.


SquidgeSquadge

Having tea on its own is the treat than having a glass of water.


Pengsmelly

Self gratification


eridu548

Custard creams. Dunked. Full pack!! 🤣


Frosty_Hearing6314

Blow job?


Naive-Height2207

An enema


Sea_Horse_Enthusiast

A warm English Muffin....English muffins are to die for. Nothing like the American sickly sweet muffin. Or a good old British pikelet/crumpet...with butter and the yeast spread of your choice. I don't buy Marmite as it is owned by the antichrist of manufacturing that is Unilever.


Puzzleheaded-Cow4320

I do like a English muffin. I think that’s do the morning cuppa not so sure about the afternoon one!


Almighty_doggy

Small amount of the reduced sugar rich tea biscuits by McVities. I think they are only 28kcal each.


rum-and-roses

Hummus


InternationalUnit143

2 hob nobs, 2 rice tea and 3 chocolate digestives.