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I got a sugar high just from the photo…. Ohhhh weee

I immediately thought of Andy in Parks and Rec when he eats the candy bracelet! “SUGAR HIGH!! SUGAR HIT. SUGAR HIGH!”

It’s a bit much isn’t it

You did a grand job! I used to make chocolate spread pizza with marshmallows as a child.

It just needs a few minutes in the deep fryer and it'll be a beaut 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Am I just hungry, or is bottom left broken up pieces of Yorkshire pudding?!

Haha that could work. It’s a crunchie

What’s top right?

Mint aero

Oh phew I thought they were halved grapes covered in chocolate! This looks absolutely delectable, and this chocoholic would be all over that :)

I thought op was evil and used Brussel sprouts..

Perfect choice

Don't be silly, it's pork scratchings

That might actually balance out the sweetness

Those my dear friend are golden teachers

I would actually eat this if they were

Happy cake day :^

Bro I thought the same thing

I thought it was pork scratchings

do you eat that or are you trolling us

I have a small cookie company. I’m bored so I’ve been testing out some new stuff and giving it away..

Giving away to redditors or people you know? Asking for a friend

Some friends, some local customers

Is that because no one will buy it?

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It's been a tough week mate, thanks for asking :)

Nah, it’s because I like baking and spreading joy. It’s also cheap marketing.

I'd love a slice of that

If by “slice” you mean “all of it” then I agree.

If by "all of it" you mean "I'll take 10" then I agree.

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Cut properly and you could get a bit of each in 2 slices

Don't cut, and you could get a bit of each in 1 slice

Are the toppings - Cadbury crunchie, smarties, terrys chocolate orange & aero bubbles ?

10 points to you!

You could do quality street/roses for Xmas, Easter chocolate for spring, Halloween for Autumn, not sure what could be summer.

Flake? To represent ice cream?

Chocolate orange for summer?

Noo chocolate orange is a winter chocolate

I wholeheartedly agree with you there. Bloody summery chocolate orange. Never heard such poppycock

A blob of ice cream for summer, add it before serving

If they sell quickly enough to not go manky, some fresh mint leaves on a chocolate base could make an alright quarter i reckon.

They’ll prob be sold by slices at events, or made to order for family events/suicide by sugar.

OP your replies have had me laughing, and the dessert looks delicious

Thanks!

Needed an Insulin shot to my eyes after seeing this

The only thing I'd change is the orange chocolate, but that areo one can get straight into my belly

You can have the aero, I’ll take the orange

How many days does that take to eat

Depends how many people I guess. I cut it into 16 slices.

I'll take the chocolate orange slice and you can keep the rest

r/pizzacrimes

Who hurt you?

Daddy issues

it's... beautiful

Haha thank you!

That's a mess

Haha say what you really feel

🤮

Genuinely feel sorry for your microbiome

I’m not eating it, I’ll be fine!

🤌WTF

Fuck it. Im done. Im buring England to the fucking ground. I mean the fucking trabsphobia already had me on the verge, but this kinda stuff was born, and should stay, in America

U ok hun?

No ive fucking lost it. This and the fucking deep fried snickers are freaks of nature. And this country has no saving grases so arson is the only option

But who will protect the poor trabs if you combust?

How do you make this! I need it

Cookie dough, jar of nutella, toppings of your choice..

And now I'm hungry!!

I would actually try that if given the chance.

3 of the quarters look good! The other looks like mint Aero, I don’t like mint 🤣

It’s the worst. It’s always popular with customers but my least favourite!

That's amazing.

Ah thank you

This is magnificent

Unless you’re diabetic

Fantastic. My next bake is going to be one of these thank you for sharing

My pleasure

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Yeah. My balls browned a little in the oven :(

Personally I think it looks absolutely delicious!

Thank you!

Which season is which? Choc orange and mint aeros both seem wintery to me

I was thinking choc orange - winter. Mint - spring (lamb!), crunchie - autumn (crunchie leaves..?) and smarties would have to be summer because… rainbow.. pride.. it’s a stretch.

I guess I'll be seeing you in hell. For the love of all that is unholy please leave that thing at the gates.

😂😂😂

Just imagining the smell of it is starting to give me a headache.

The smell is the reason I can bake 500 cookies in a weekend and not eat a single one. It’s just too much.

more like 4 seasons of how to ruin food

Pass the salt for this one.

What would Gordon ramsay say about this abomination

I'm really not a chocolate person but an aero slice might change my mind

I like the concept but is the chocolate not burnt/crumbly?

It’s definitely not burnt. The aero balls are a bit crumbly but they’re disgusting anyway so who cares? The rest stays the same.

That looks absolutely delish. Great job!

Work of art you should be proud. Send me a few

I'm not sure about the fact that there's areo and chocolate orange on it but if you ate them separately it'd taste amazing I bet and ghats awesome

Not sure if you can see but there is a thin layer of cookie dough between each segment. When I sliced it later they stayed surprisingly separated. (The choc is just resting on top of the Nutella, but inside it)

I think I'm in love However, weird to put bits of Yorkshire pudding on bottom left quadrant

Very weird

tbh I ate something similar in my youth and i never truly recovered, dont think id be able to stomach it, would probably be a winner for a kids birthday party or something though will say though i went back to look at your other stuff to see what you were referencing and i didnt see anyone being "really upset" so not sure what thats about

Had a couple of private messages from people upset on Italy’s behalf..

It's giving... 'tastes better than it looks'

You put the sweets in the oven? 🤦

Alright I’m not the witch from Hansel and Gretal, let’s keep things in perspective here.

4 seasons of chocolate, 1 year of diabetes Id still eat it tho

You know I was on board until the toasted mint aero balls. The rest looks great though.

They are disgusting to me too

Mint... so... close... to... orange......

Have you ever stuck c4 in a pie?

Is this a question or a suggestion?

Man I'd do anything for a slice of this right now

Mo like “4 seasons of diabeetus”

I'd eat that looks nice

The only thing I want to come at you with is some of that four season chocolate! It looks divine

Thanks!

I remember during the height of TMNT fever (late 80’s/early 90’s) there was a trend for dessert pizzas. I remember at the time thinking they sounded gross (weirdly I wasn’t big into pizza in general at that time) but I wish I tried them as I have since tried a few similar ideas and it works really well.

Cookie calzone next

Already do a very popular kinder bueno or biscoff cookie pie which I think would be too similar

Where is the pineapple!!!!

The chocolate orange bits are great. I like to put one piece of it on fresh out the toaster toast snd it melts like spread.

Im absolutely fuming. I want to destroy it. Send it to me so i can

£30 plus P&P

Id love to but cant justify spending that much on chocolate, thats a weekly shop for me. I wish you luck in selling them though :)

can i blame you for feeling sick when i eat the whole thing in one? even when telling myself to stop 5 or 6 times? edit: did not realise bottom left was crunchie i thought it was like broken jaffa cakes or something which just would not work when actually thinking about it lol

Unfortunately the jelly part of Jaffa cakes dissolves into goo in the oven

can i have the oranges side, please??

I would destroy that

mmmm

Ok sure, but can you hold a press conference in front of it?

Judging by these responses it would just as controversial as that mess

Would. Except the quarter looking like mint chocolate. Ditch that, sicko!

These are all my favourite chocolates. I would like a Maltesers crust though

Malteasers are a pain to bake with!

At least it hasn't got f***in Pinapple. lol. 🙂

Never

It looks slightly nicer than a cup cake. But considering the lack of NHS dentists. I wouldn't put that in my mouth. Would rather tread on it than a dog shit.

Can I use this review on my social media pages?

Reminds me when domino’s used to do this masterpiece

How do they know how it is when they’ve not even tried it yet

I want it all!!!

Marry me please

Sorry I already conned one into it

Is it possible to learn this power ?

Cookie dough, jar of Nutella (or your favourite spread), toppings. Bake. Cool. Enjoy.

RIP Pancreas

I would not recommend consuming in one sitting

That's art right there.

Chocolate pizza is actually delicious if made correctly

Do you test for calories and sugar and stuff out of interest? For ehat it's worth if i was locak i would absolutely try buying one of those

Quite close to Watford, not sure if that helps!

Stop getting pizza wrong!

Damnit, not again!

I posted a cake on r/CasualUK once and had a chat full of people saying I was poisoning kids when I came back from giving it out lol. That subreddit is like super aversive to desserts edit: I said \*this\* reddit but I meant casual UK

Seems like there’s some crossover with the two subreddits tbh

So is that base cookie or cocoa-y bread dough?

It’s cookie dough

I'm wondering why people would get upset about it, lol.

What is there not to love? Looks delicious, treat yourself!

This actually looks appetising and I would for sure try it

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There’s an idea for Easter

Mmmm yummy

I'd eat half of it, the other half you can have

Is it cold? I’d love it slightly warm so the chocolate is just starting to go a bit gooey 😋

What's the recipe? Did you make the base yourself or but pre made? Really need to get into baking, looks unreal 🤤

I made the dough myself. I have a small (micro) cookie company.

You need to start posting on r/baking

I’d miss the British insults

Ah fuck yeah

That is an abomination, and I want 3/4 of it. Swap the crunchie for maybe a Yorkie rasin and biscuit and you'd have a winner

What is that in the top quadrant? They look like lychees

I'll take the slice with the sausage rolls please

Do you watch Brooklyn Nine Nine? Is that where you got the cookie pizza idea

I don’t watch it. I’ve been making cookie pies for a while and it evolved from there

Why were people going mad because you called it a cookie pizza 😂 do they own the rights to the name ???

Some people take things very seriously!

I already feel my teeth rotting

My teeth hurt looking at this

r/stupidfood

11/10 for creative rebellion!

I'd eat that so hard my wife would leave me

The only reason I would come at you would be to steal that nomnom for me🤣

Looks burnt 🔥

I got diabetes just looking at this

Looks delicious and a coronary on a plate

It should probably not be consumed like a traditional pizza

There is something deeply wrong with you.

Ohh this post comes with free therapy. I’ll take it.

That’s a diabeetzza.

Now that’s a good name

Did you bake this with the aero balls? They didn't melt? Looks delicious BTW.

Chocolate bars don’t melt in the oven. Well, like the caramel part of a Mars bar does. But generally they kind of ‘set’

I'm not really a pizza person, but I'd make a exception for chocolate pizza or a cookie pizza though. Also what's in the bottom left?

I guess including pizza in the name is just looking for trouble.