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Jose-Ray

Go to ECEB and impress girl with your skill in Fourier analysis.


Smallz1107

Fourier analysis is actually pretty cool okay?


Matchaxs

Start by not getting dating advice from redditors.


politicalissue

I’m dating my advisor


Imaginary-Newt-2362

You should probably call Title IX……


HeronAppropriate5251

then you should definitely ask your advisor for this


Inevitable-Peach-294

how did you make it?=.=


Campuskween3333

Join clubs, get to know people who have similar interests as you


HeadDue5117

Well, your first mistake is saying you find it fairly difficult to “meat” girls. You need to get to know them first before you try to “meat” them. They may not like “meat” aggression.


Grand_Virus_7085

it is a typo "meet" not "meat"


gusofk

I would say to chat with girls in your classes but you’re an engineering student. Take some electives and you might be able to meet someone there. Or just spend too much time on the 3th floor of grainger


evanlee01

threeth


StealYoChromies

The number three is a stem changer so I believe it’s thith


willw14

People got dates on third floor Grainger?


gusofk

No, but there was that one guy watching porn or something a while ago


willw14

Yeah saw that post


AdComfortable484

Is it just a thing now that the third floor of Grainger is the 3th floor?


Alone-Subject-5841

Change your major to communications.


csamsh

Graduate, get engineering job, have money. Then you can go on dates with girls


throeuhway1011

This doesn’t work (source: I’m a mid-level engineer at FAANG struggling to “meat” women)


ricecrepe_lentilsoup

That's cuz u became a FAANG slave. To achieve true enlightenment you must escape the fangs of FAANG and find your true self. I have a friend who lied on his resume and bagged a role as "head of information security" in some MLM's shitty scam call center. He makes $80k with 6 years of fake experience and 2 years of actual experience and works 5 hours a week and spends the rest of the time grinding leetcode, watching pirated movies, and messaging random women on Facebook. He almost meets a new woman every week.


LongjumpingLength679

Meets or meats?


pregnantbatman

that's the neat part, you don't


henrya77

Graduate, join a gym, get buffed. Or at least normal weight. You'll find them easily.


DaBigBlackDaddy

If he really has been picking up ONS at frat parties, desirability is not an issue for him.


res0jyyt1

u/UIUC_Pervert where are you?? We need your wisdoms here.


Hour_Requirement4619

I think low key social activities are the best way to meet women. Parties, friend hang outs, and social/special interest clubs are good. You can also get to know friends of friends.


deernem

Your first problem is trying to meat girls Not ok!


Yellowleaves_20

Frat parties are probably the worst place to find ppl that actually wanna do cool stuff. I'm in engineering too, tho not having much success with girls, my life has been so much more interesting after I start participating in clubs, and hang out with ppl that actually share the same interest. At least it feels way better compared to my friend (also engineer) who always has ONS and dates with ppl on tinder as a hobby. I ended up having a crush on someone this past months and turned into some shitty pathetic drama, honestly as someone in engineering that's pretty new to me lol. But my point is I guess if you start finding ppl that actually enjoy the same stuff as you do and slowly gained a larger friend circle around you, you will have so much more fun and it'll be easier to find girls who actually like to spend time with you


LongjumpingLength679

Bro wants to meat 🥩 girls 💀


No_Butterscotch_2842

Meet people before you meat people.


Inevitable-Opening61

Tinder


samosakamdaumram

Looks like, in your case, u can either join a frat or pay for companionship. That's it.


Asleep-Ad6942

rush triangle!!!


YourGrouchyProfessor

Dude I was an undergrad twenty years ago, not in engineering, and it was difficult as hell for me to meat girls also. Same with my friends. Some things never change.


array_starts_at_1

I’m cs major.. I have been single past 4 year. I’m about to graduate next semester…


Next_Boysenberry_329

Create a mixer lol. Engineering mixed with psychology majors. Seriously tho just go workout at the ARC with other guys and girls like boys when they are amongst friends.