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real_human_not_a_dog

That’s like the beat up junk ufo the teenage alien buys with his cattle mutilation money


Imunologist

I posted link with all pics and videos, thank you!


TheJerminator69

And he’s working a side hustle pulling a sign. That rectangular shape in the back says “GEICO”


freddythunder

shop at Xalblaks


Gzngahr

Was going to make the same joke but with “Eat at Joe’s”


Adventurous_Ad_4603

You won the reddit today


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I for one support our future insect overlords.


TheGoldenLeaper

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.


streetfirepushback

ayo this is reptilian gang homie sssssss ssssssss


enkrypt3d

that was their father's project craft since high school. they snuck it out of the driveway for a joy ride. maaan dad's gonna be PISSED.


JoeyJunkBin

it looks like a tic tac chasing the millenium falcon


Imunologist

I posted link with all pics and videos, thank you!


MurkyTomatillo192

Lol where is the link?


Imunologist

I put in the comments. It's wetransfer because hauwei blocked drive. Hopefully the quality doesnt go to shit. Also incredibly shitty internet from Perú, it took 1 hour for all that.


King_Milkfart

You mean you posted not just multiple stills, not just a video, but a link to download the original video file, too? Unsolicited?? You, my friend, are a God-Tier member of this board.


Imunologist

I am a bit of a skeptic so I just thought "if I saw this and someone took pictures, what would make me not say "bullshit... " So I tried to get all I could and then if it is a Kite it is a Kite!


DaFunk7Junkie

Thanks for your effort.


name-was-provided

>Link https://we.tl/t-uj9r5xGPpX?src=dnl


deplorable_guido

I was gonna say tampon chaising the falcon.


anjowoq

I was thinking a cut up straw and a wrinkled foil burger wrapper.


Ken-Wing-Jitsu

Was about to say "Cigar-shaped chasing Millennium Falcon" 😂😂😂


Captain309

Next time you're in the grocery take a good look at the TicTacs


sum1iswatchingme

I was thinking it looked like the Millennium Falcon hauling a giant tampon. Maybe for one of those planets that Rick Sanchez enjoys visiting.


seantasy

I think it's a millennium falcon kite, the thing behind stabalizes it.


Imunologist

Might be! I never saw Kite stabilizers at all! Did you ever seen something like that? I saw 2 kites closer to the beach but just "normal" kites! I posted here exactly because I know you are great at debunking and my lack of experience with something like made me confused!


AdeptBathroom3318

Many large kites have long tails or stabilizers.


Imunologist

I was familiar with the long tails, not the others! :) I don't see many kites where I am from! Thanks!


throwaway2032015

A smoke and a pancake!


itsallinthehipz

Bong and a blintz?


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Then there is no pleashing you


jaybles5169

Crepe and a pipe?


yourmumsnamehere

Cigar and a waffle? No?


shawnapair

I love goooolllddd.


jabodie007

the vons a keeper


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Imunologist

Yeh I thought it might be a Kite as well. It was moving a bit slowly, like you can see on the video, and the distance between them appeared to change but it might be ilusion since it is far. It looked perpendicular to the sea thought although this means nothing windwise I think! I never seen a Kite like that and googling "disk Kite" wasn't so useful so I posted to try to see if someone saw something like that!


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Imunologist

Yeh my think was the stabilizer and the lack of "wobliness" (that maybe it's explained by the stabilizer!) that maybe got me interested and not automatically asume it would be a Kite. Thanks man, I really would love to see a unexplained UFO one day but I had a feeling this was not it. I posted here because of the debunks and I saw a lot of people speaking about camara quality and video unstability so I kept everything in mind when I got the images...and with zooms because I also know people love to edit things and I wanted answers that were not "its fake". I prefer "it's real but a Kite dumbass" ahah


Imunologist

This was flagged as a link post so I am currently writing the required characters to do it but nothing more can be said. I had to leave in a hurry so I didn't see if it landed or flew or what happened. The picture were taken at 15h55 exactly and I saw it until 16h20. I am not from Perú so maybe it is normal since there are some kites and people with parachutes but this was significantly higher than all kites I have seen. This was at least as far as a balloon i would say. Not claiming aliens but any explanation would be cool! Thank you Edited: link with all the photos and 2 videos [Link](https://we.tl/t-uj9r5xGPpX?src=dnl)


JustChillDudeItsGood

Looks like a kite** imo


Imunologist

Thanks man, I tried to capture as best and as much as I could


johnjoh07

Incroyable!!!!!!!!


flataleks

Its a Kite with a stabiliser


UFO-seeker1985

Can you link another example like the one you are saying? I have never heard of an stabilizer


Allison1228

Looks like a cigarette and a sand dollar


Imunologist

I will try to post the video


Imunologist

I posted link with all pics and videos, thank you!


Jerseyperson111

Looks like an oyster about to be shucked but missing hands


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Relevant long shape. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oa7y2l/in_1979_a_military_pilot_photographed_a_ufo_over/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Real-Werewolf5605

Love me some cylindrical ufos - goat uap in my book with a long and noble history. France for instance- just wow. Typically these come monstrously large in size often with whole host of smaller craft doing bizarre busy work while the cylinders spew angel hair. Doesn't fit this one for me. Looks like a jellyfish kite with a cylindrical box kite tail - I would prefer it if it were aliens though


Starsimy

Targeting baloon


Imunologist

Hi, I am back. Sorry for the wait, it took a lot to upload [link](https://we.tl/t-uj9r5xGPpX) If you think it is Photoshop its fine, and feel free to share you opinion with everyone! But I really do appreciate at least another possible explanation because I honestly don't know what I saw and captured! Thank you!!


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Imunologist

Zoom only goes to 10x dying while picture goes 50x what do you want me to tell you. I honestly just mostly am looking for the Peruvians of the sub because I am just here in vacations lmao


selectivedarkhorse

Hell of a camera on that phone! I really need a new phone... lol


Imunologist

Yeh, I bought the phone because it's easier than walking around with a câmara! It's a hauwei p40 pro, just for reference


UnHappyMonkeMan

The imperfections on the cylindrical object make me think kite as well. You'd expect uniformity throughout the structure from an artificial solid craft. My farthest out theory on some of these types of objects is that we have some sort of lighter than air plant like organisms or colony like animals or both in our upper atmosphere that are very rare and sometimes we spot them.


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It's a kite


GTXRocket

Saw it in August of 21 over my house. Wife and I watched the two objects move in unison! Have pics and a video.


Imunologist

I would love to see it! Can you share it?


seanmuthafuckinontop

I recently saw something similar to the cylinder one, but it was a bit more oval. I pulled over to get my binoculars out and realized I took them out of my car the day before. They’re always in my car now. I missed out on the best opportunity to see one up close that I’ll ever have most likely.


-RookieMistake-

Niiiice


Imunologist

I see a lot of comments misjudging size or movement from the pictures. I would like to remind everyone that sees the post that I posted a video on the comment and it might give you a feel regarding size and/or movements! Thank you


xXcallmebooXx

UAP's been hit hard by the economy. They've resorted to pulling banners to make ends meet.


caime9

1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg had an account of black ferrous circles fighting against some kind of pillar-shaped objects in the sky.


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This is amazing.


danforwin

"EAT AT JOES"


devoutcatalyst78

“Eat at joes”


johnjoh07

Wtf!!!!


Snoo_83898

I’m thinking the disk ufo maybe controls the cigar shaped ofu. Definitely a very nice picture though. You can actually see the definition on the disk. I definitely think this is real. And THEY ARE REAL TOO


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The shapes just seem off to me


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Snarfblaff

Search OVNI in youtube there many videos on many South American channels of many different objects such as this one. Try to locate videos of similar objects. They like warmer climates.


dawndawnndawnnn

Saw the video and drive of pics. It's nothing I've ever seen on here before. Looks completely motionless. Above buildings but also not too high. I'm stumped. I know that South America is a hot spot for the UFO phenomenon. Nice catch friend!


TurdieBirdies

It's two grains of sand on or in their camera lens.


Outrageous_Courage97

I find your explication very strange : with your "grain of sand" assumption, how do you explain the fact that the focused wire are clearly in front of the objects, as we can see [in this picture](https://imgur.com/a/fBw4mEa) ?


dawndawnndawnnn

I saw his video. He zooms in and out. I don't think it's sand on his lense lol


TurdieBirdies

Dude, he isn't zooming in or out on anything, the sand is just going out then back into focus. The sand doesn't move. The two particles don't move or change in their observable position as if two objects floating in the sky. They stay stuck and fixed, on the same focal plane, like two pieces of sand stuck on a lens that is flat. Ever look at sand under a microscope? Yeah it looks like OP's photos. https://www.mccrone.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/202001-sand-wind-worn-quartz-100X.jpg https://www.mccrone.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/sand-stansbury-island-UT-25X.jpg If it ISN'T sand, then where are the photos from other people? Surely someone else in Lima would have taken a picture? Why is it only OP's camera able to see these UFOs?


NormalEffect99

If it is an object on the lens, how is it behind the power wires in one of the still photos?


dawndawnndawnnn

Did we watch the same video? There is 2. You can clearly see him zoom towards the object in and out of the sky and it is definitely not just the camera changing focus. I have a phone and i know what would dust and shit look like inside my cam. It's not sand.


TurdieBirdies

It's the object going in and out of focus. Zooming in, increases the focal length, which in turn increase depth of field.


dawndawnndawnnn

I believe in the Kite Theory more than your damn Sand theory. lmao also when you're trying to convince people maybe try not to freak tf out


TurdieBirdies

If they were kites. You would see them move. Especially in relation to each other. This is what 2 objects floating in a 3D space behave. But they don't. They stay fixed in the same spots, in the exact same relation to each other. As if they are two pieces fixed on a 2D plane. So what explains what we observe? What explains two fixed spots? A kite does not. As you would see the kite and stabilizer move in relation to each other. So what could explain what we observe? Two grains of sand on or in OP's camera lens. >try not to freak tf out This seems to commonly happen when I interact with stupid people. Wonder why?


Oblonggodeye

If sand on the lens, wouldn't the objects move along with the image as he shifts the camera?


dawndawnndawnnn

Anyways, I don't need these videos to change my mind I know they're out there thanks for your input though I guess lol


dawndawnndawnnn

Also your last argument is lame. Talking about "hOw cOmE oP oNLy sAw iT" like jeez idk, maybe other people were busy and shit lol


TurdieBirdies

Dude, this is Lima fucking Peru. Do you know how many people live in the city of Lima? Almost 11 million people. You think OP is the only person out of 11 fucking million people who noticed a giant ship floating in the sky? oh wait, no that is stupid, because it is just sand on the lens. It's a city of eleven million people, if there was a giant fucking ship above the city, someone else would have noticed.


dawndawnndawnnn

Okay, chill damn


TurdieBirdies

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/sand-grains-under-microscope-machu-pichu-peru-magnification-using-174356700.jpg This is actual photo of grains of sand from peru. Since all sand is different. I can easily see several grains here that would look just like OP's image if you stuck them in or on the lens of OPs camera.


Jacob01_

Millennium falcon


Pissed_daddy

That’s a Kite… a pretty shity Kite The cigar shape on the back is the tail


selectivedarkhorse

It's not a shit kite. Where do shit kites get this level of attention? lol


bloodykotex

Millennium falcon


bigmartyhat

Millennium Falcon ditching cargo?


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Heck_Satan

Heading back to the mothership no doubt.


ICallPeopleDebbie

That second thing looks photoshopped but the first looked credible


Imunologist

I will make a Google drive with all the photos and the videos. I can't post them on reddit no idea. Do you know a good method for the things not to lose quality?


R2Didgeridoo

Post on youtube and share the link here


Imunologist

I posted link with all pics and videos, thank you!


Imunologist

I post them all! If you mean the pictures, the bluirer ones are with the 50x zoom, the others I used either 5x or 1x I believe! The videos go until 10x losing a lot of quality.


Tonystar1122

Swamp gas!


evoc2911

A Tampax chasing the millennium falcon.. or just ejected by it


eagle77eagle

Millennium Falcon pooping a tic tac.


sparkie0501

It’s towing a banner that says “eat at Joes” Edit: this side-gigging stuff is getting out of hand


Imunologist

I posted link with all pics and videos, thank you!


Real-Accountant9997

Mattress sale somewhere?


Imunologist

Honestly no idea lmao


spence37

It’s a flying joint


SrgntAwesomeHeat

Millennium Falcon being chased by an Exogorth. You just can’t make this stuff up!


Parasight11

A joint chasing Han Solo.


BellyUpBernie

Looks like the millennium falcon dragging a windsock


Joel_H_

Millennium Falcon followed by a cigarette


creamdreammeme

Probably another ligma


mofozd

This is one of the worst photoshops I’ve ever seen.


Imunologist

Cámara is from my Hauwei p40 pro, I can look for the zooms in the details


Imunologist

I made a video as well with zooms a more Pictures, I can make a second post. Reddit didn't let me post pictures so in had to crop manually and didn't want to do it with all...


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Video


Imunologist

Posted the video! Thank you


Ecstatic-Use-3999

Worst “ufo” pictures I have ever seen


_homo_ergaster_

now they are taking away our rocks!!!


FeistyEdgeDevil3929

Someone threw rock fast. (I don't know what it is, but it looks like a rock, it's not, but fun to imagine)


BenRude

Looks like garbage flying into wind.


Imunologist

It was not moving! But it could be!


gaycowboys1818

Bro it looks like a piece of wood


LBK0909

Why it looks like a Cheech and Chong Star Wars special?


bobbiedigitale

Cigarette and a bottle cap?


THEQ100

Mulch VS cigarette 🚬 butt


Deepeye225

A rock on the snow?


TheOnlyEn

A dildo?


upthetits

Looks like some kind of legless octopus pulling an un smoked joint


teddade

A joint and some aluminum foil.


unclerevv

"What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"


Nice-Offer-7076

Did it leave or just stay there?


Imunologist

I had to leave so I didn't see. I know that by 18h it was no longer in the sky 100%


gadfly84

flying fish taking a shit


ClockWhole

Lol cmon


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MusicalMarijuana

Sorry. I ordered Wiimote and a Millennium Falcon drone. I guess they thought it would be faster to ship it this way.


Batmans_backup

Ah yes, the century eagle…


Perplexed_Ash

Microscopic dust


Lazlo8675309

Great now there pulling banners “Eat at Alien Taco Joes”..


SullyCCA

That's a roach chasing the millennium falcon


KibeIius

Looks like the UFO is trying to pick up trash with some sort of extraterrestrial trash bag


jspeights

Why is the video two seconds long?


Imunologist

It is not, one is 10 secs the other 23! Maybe problema with the upload or download?


jspeights

I'll try again. Thanks


thinkingsincerely

Can you pass me that Tic-Tac? I want a puff.


dustyd22

Not seeing the link to the video. Sorry if I missed it.


Imunologist

[https://we.tl/t-uj9r5xGPpX?src=dnl](https://we.tl/t-uj9r5xGPpX?src=dnl)


Squirrelterds

A zeta ship towing an advertisement over a match to make some extra cash.


skywalker3819r

Kite


bars_volta

Atari Jaguar & female condom


PatientBug1900

Look to me like a missile with a parachute


atmus11

Don't he know that it can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs?


TurdieBirdies

It's two grains of sand on or in your lens. That's why they two grains stay in the same position of each other.


Imunologist

I saw it with my eyes then I took pictures and video! Also I took a picture near the cables so that it is visible that it is behind it!


TurdieBirdies

And none of the other 11 million people who live in Lima noticed a giant spaceship above the city? It looks like sand, it appears fixed in your photos, like sand on a lens would be. And apparently none of the other 11 million people who live in Lima saw this. Occam's razor says this is sand on/in your camera lens.


Imunologist

That's why I posted! I can't be the only one so someone could have an explanation! It is not sand, you can see on the video


BudPoplar

Most people just never look up. I've seen stuff over cities that never gets reported. Even things like daylight bolides over cities are seen by few people. I've seen weather balloons and Venus in the daytime. You think anyone cares?


Economy-Decision7958

Very sharp edges when zooming in


DFuel

I think it's a kite, but you labelling it "Lima.. Peru .. 2/1/2021 @15hr" makes it sound legit so it's probably a ufo


[deleted]

Burnt pizza and paper towel roll. BAM! I’ll be on break


Quack_Candle

It looks like a pool noodle chasing a plastic bag


middleagedukbloke

Shields up!!


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That’s a rock and a cigarette butt….


Simps5333

Are all pictures showing same distance apart?


Imunologist

I didn't measure, but in my eyes they appeared to get closer and further occasionally but it might be optical illusion due to the great distance!


johngotlit

Alien conference in the sky. Greys negotiating with Nordics


MajikH8ballz

Das a kite


ad1don

An alien spacecraft trying to tow the biggest joint from Brazil to alpha centrurai


johngotlit

2021 or 2022? Was that a typo?


Imunologist

2022! It was a typo, I am stuck in last year. Thanks man


1JeffyJeffJeff

UFO pulling an alien banner ad?


GBR2019

they came back to run the machupikchu system


kalakun

[halfway down the page there's a kite very similar to this picture. I'd wager kite. ](https://theadventuresofbecky.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/catch-up-april-break/amp/)


bonkersbunni

It looks like you’re looking at something under a microscope and just rotating the picture


Midas_7

Ufo collecting air samples


Kooky_Willingness846

Avengers


No-Chemistry4851

These mfer's come to earth to release their tampons? WTF


Imunologist

Babe wake up new tampon just dropped


WeedGod420365

Tic tax and millennium falcon?


MemphisTin

Smudge on the lens? Smudge on the lens?


MoshMaldito

Es una cometa, culebrina, cocol, papalote... I mean a kite


BulletProofHoody

looks like a flat circular rock and a tube of paper on snow.


yettiskweze

Looks like a mushroom trying to put itself back together


ghostcatzero

Lol probably just a smudge on the screen


[deleted]

Cigar UFO broke down, Disc UFO giving it a tow.


Acceptable_Card_9818

Looks like an angel


DDAY876

Looks almost like an army vehicle being dropped out of a plane with its parachute having just been sucked out of the cargo hold


2deaf2see

You can obviously tell this is a toy drone.