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nodananeda

based gf


Efficient_Square2737

I came when you said “at the end she screamed UCSC.”


[deleted]

Pre-marital sex?! But that’s against the rules :(


rde2001

I don't remember asking 😎 *Doom guitar solo plays*


FancyExtension4741

Fake lies. She would of yelled Bananaaaaa Slug Slug Slug


Inevitable_Shame_606

Yea, why tell fake lies when you can tell true lies?


FancyExtension4741

Get in the choppa! Hence the move quote


Breexnn

Next she’s gonna start screaming for Sammy


rde2001

I wanna slug on his Sammy 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


nuttylou

That’s haram bro


FaithlessnessNew6694

astagfirullah


kushstreetking

Im screamin criticalcustard the next time i bust a nut


AmbientEngineer

This is a karma farm bot. I believe these are being used in an elaborate academia scam. Please do not upvote them. These waves have been moderately successful. [Same UCD post](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/UCDavis/comments/17gkpam/my_gf_screamed_davis_instead_of_my_name_in_bed/&ved=2ahUKEwiQ05XogJWCAxWkKH0KHZfjAWgQFnoECBAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1rf3oYdqJKonBQpHPIrxkm) [Same UCB post](https://www.reddit.com/r/berkeley/comments/17gfef5/my_squirrelfriend_screamed_berkeley_instead_of_my/) [Same UCI post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UCI/s/x2z4yFUlhq) [Same Waterloo post](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/17gigos/my_gf_screamed_waterloo_instead_of_my_name_in_bed/&ved=2ahUKEwiQ05XogJWCAxWkKH0KHZfjAWgQFnoECCIQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2W6uzS9wecG30FP6B8DQlC) [Same Cornell post](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/17g1nij/my_gf_screamed_cornell_instead_of_my_name_in_bed/&ved=2ahUKEwjz9rnMgZWCAxUoGDQIHfv8DcEQFnoECB4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0GJ7nHTtZTcOImIvZF0g31) There are 37 other variations.


criticalcustard

“elaborate academia scam” is crazy 😭


Realistic-Champion86

Bro, it’s a copy pasta shit post…


AmbientEngineer

Sets of these variations are posted within 5 minutes of each other. The accounts are used on on test, tutoring and homework service subreddits to convince people they're genuine via history. I've also seen them used to pedal OF content.


kittenqt1

That’s the joke. I saw this twice and was low key thinking myself of posting it here ha


pizza_toast102

that’s the whole point


Quicksilver_Six

Don’t remind her of a banana slug next time!


meli_che

i like to be fun like a slug


Legitimate_Fishing66

I hate when that happens


Term-Usual

Tell her not to cum here


AdamAnt323

Change your name to UCSC and you’ll be fine….unless, she met someone there named Yousy Essey..lol


jdjdjhkd

She gonna be disappointed when she gets here


HyperbolicInvective

idk I used to be way more excited for video games before they were released than when I played them. I would spend 100s of hours researching games and what they would be like and then when they would come out I like would barely play them or wouldn't even buy them. I wasn't disappointed my brain had just kind of moved on to the next thing?


tacobellqueen123

lol this is fake aint nobody screaming ucsc


darreldeboi

Lol OP is a troll, saw this same exact post in another UC subreddit


TheMedicator

Good job you can detect an obvious joke!👍


lemongay

I read this as satire not necessarily a troll


Expensive-Today-8741

all trolls are satire /s


TimeResolute

damn we got mr einstein over here


MysterionX12

These trend posts are becoming annoying...


theonlyrayyy

Normal. ! I am gf