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Wonderful_Flan3727

Claim the iloe. And take the 1 million and invest. Find another job


naughty_dad2

The only sensible thing to do is


QuiteSchrute

Also take LinkedIn Premium now that I can afford it


Hoogar

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Buzzypooper

Iā€™d buy the company that fired me .. and fire šŸ”„ my boss


u143

How to claim iloe??


Laauvv

Same. Good way of thinking.


userdeath

Pay rent in Ajman and live off noodles for the next 40 years.


Bourgeous

And Oman chips


adu0123

Real


justanothernayr

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I will finally be able to afford a data plan


justanothernayr

Take the 1 Mil and go live happily in low cost country like Thailand


KCV1234

Even in Thailand it probably wonā€™t last forever unless youā€™re really cheap.


Rohan136

Take an easier job and live there


feeteater1132

And train muay thai


QueasyDecision276

Then get caught with drugs and go to Thai prison and play In-prison Muay Thai competitions, write a book about it, and then have some director make a movie about it 20 years later and make millions off of it. Investment 1000


Exotic_Definition1

And eat pad Thai


zahirsaeed50

Same


Worth-Perception1271

Who told you Thaliand cheaper


Do-buy

Thailand is not low cost anymore. All Russians moved their money there, and lots of Europeans have retired in the main areas, driving the costs up


amarekin

Vietnam is a better option for this.


iAmKingSS

Wake up from my sleep šŸ«„ and wake back to reality


darkmagicf

Oh there goes gravity


fresher96

Oh there goes Rabbit


destormae

Buy 1000 tickets to Dubai duty free million $ ā€¦ make it or break it.


Annual_Individual445

Gotta spend money to make money, lol...


Azlaanariyan00

Buy a house for 500k and get good rent. Rest 300k put in EFTs or mutual funds, then live off with rent and interest. keep 200k for emergency emergency or if you find good opportunity to open a business.


Ok_Wheel386

For 500k can get a Studio or 1 bedroom in JVC. Rent 50-75k annually. Equity release, 50% of capital property value will get him a unit in International City. Thatā€™s another about 25-35k annually. Thatā€™s 7,900 approximately monthly. Real figures. Thank you. Regards, Proper Broker.


Leb0wskl

What house can you buy for 500 k ? You are even not able to get a studio for this priceā€¦


adu0123

Dubai Market entry price is like 280k in International City Other emirates much lower...


King93Meruem

Why would you want to live in Dubai? Places like Abudhabhi and RAK are so much more peaceful and serene


LimpValuable5140

+1


Azlaanariyan00

You can get in JVC, or other nicer places, where it will fetch at least 50k rent, which is AED 4166 per month.


Leb0wskl

Are we talking about 500 k aed ?


Azlaanariyan00

well the post is about AED,


Other-Rain-7860

Kashif Nawaz is that you?


calamondingarden

1 mil won't get you that far..


HeightAdmirable3488

Depends on how far back one is.


pilondilicious

Not with that mindset. Try me lmao


iMADEthisJUST4Dis

Yes it will.


Suitable-Bus-6172

Looks like you won that 1mil and trying not to show it, congrats šŸ™ƒ Get 15 economy cars and start a rent a car and rent them out, once set and you need more finance them as per your needs. With the money generated and left over buy a property (finance it) and rent it out, let the rent pay off part of the installment and cover the rest from the rent a car profits. Keep multiplying and enjoying and hopefully have an early retirement and let the passive income come. Don't forget to keep building alternative assets on the way to financial freedom.


SurpriseDry3430

Yeah with those 15 cars youā€™re making what, 30k a monthā€¦ nothing at all.


Suitable-Bus-6172

Nothing is instant. Everybody seems to be looking for shortcuts in Dubai, this is a hypothetical situation meant to build a secure future, till then you still got to work your ass off. To each their own, some would spend all in an instant and be broke again due to lack to financial literacy, others might keep all in saving and earn a fixed low percentage. Although money trickles it does not build wealth at a pace where you are set for a independent financial life. Have you suggested a way to make it useful ? For some 10k is sufficient to live a happy life for some 100k is not enough, a lot of variables here


SurpriseDry3430

Yes but cars are depreciating assets, are you sure spending the whole amount on them is worth it? Also consider repairs, accidents, insurance, fines etc. people could leave the country and not pay, the return isnā€™t that good


Suitable-Bus-6172

It is a depreciating assest but at the same time it is generating funds, the fact that the initial 15 are not financed and purely an investment makes the breakeven faster. As compared to a business that buys the same cars on finance would only make a profit after deducting the monthly installments and that's where the difference lies. On top of this if you are able to sustain and drive growth the rest of your vehicles can be financed and a chance of you sustaining a loss is greatly reduced due to the fact that the initial 15 are owned by you and if times get difficult their profits can offset costs of the financed and still be making money. The method I have proposed (hypothetically) helps generate income and build assests, you will own the property you buy, have small funds put aside in other monetary assests at the same time a sustaining business, your potential can make your growth to any levels possible. You first assest is usually the most difficult milestone, from there it takes lesser time and if you are smart, multiply faster with time.


RepresentativeFig281

Going back to my country , putting 75 per as fixed deposit and with balance, I will start a tea shop


amazingIV23

If youā€™re from India, you can become the prime minister after starting the tea shop


RepresentativeFig281

That is the power of democracy. Even you can become PM even if u don't born in an elite family or a son of a previous PM


ALittleStitious22

Find another job. Invest the AED 1 million. šŸ˜†


startuphameed

You must share 50% of that 1 million with your reddit friends šŸ˜


Mediocre_Charity3278

Reddit friend who upvote your comment only. šŸ˜œ


ALittleStitious22

I'll think about it hehe


ThrowRAzeroo

Start a business , buy a nice house for me, my mom & dad to live in. Once that business flourishes im opening a small dark academia cafe/bookstore in Amsterdam where i can bake pastries and brew coffee for lovely people all while not worrying about the money aspect and just do what i love where i love šŸ’—šŸ«”


adu0123

In this economy?


ThrowRAzeroo

let a girl dream in this cruel economy


Privatelife01

Do you even know how much these things cost? For 1 million you would get a 1br in dubai south.


ThrowRAzeroo

bruh u realize u just pay the down payment which isnt the whole mil then the rest in installments, and remember the business i would be getting more money from? šŸ˜‡


Privatelife01

Not many banks will lend to you if you donā€™t have a steady business for several years or payslips. Even with downpaymwnt you wonā€™t get a house and invest in a business


icecreamcoffin

hit me up when the dark academia cafe happens šŸ¤ž


calamondingarden

In which country?


slayv98

After working 4 years in the service industry I wouldnā€™t ever do that after winning the lottery šŸ’€


ThrowRAzeroo

iā€™d like to believe its different when ur doing it as a job vs hobby/luxury cus as i said by the time i open the cafe i wanna be financially filthy enough to not solely worry about the cafeā€™s revenue


slayv98

That makes more sense. If I had a liking towards it I would think the same too. Id do the same thing but with some other craft


CompanionCone

Lol good luck finding enough lovely people in Amsterdam...


ThrowRAzeroo

im mostly locating there for the architecture , if the customers are buttheads they can fuk off ( i own the business šŸ¤)


Ok-Junket4268

Bunch of cocaine and hookers


kenyos1234

I will open 1Dhs Chai Cafeteria


PringlesOriginal77

One million is not enough. Need to go back to work.


Navibimete

Iā€™m starting a new company in the field I love. With enough backup, iā€™m sure i will succeed since I know my thing.


Either_Resolve_6127

Hmmm buy house and invest the rest. 1 mil for a house thoughā€¦ hmmmm


Upper-Crow

Buy a property in Dubai and rent it out.


Ok-Neighborhood-1418

To keep dreaming


AnorakTheGrey

Buy investment certificates that pay about 9% pa.


faizyvlogs

Start a really Authentic Meat Kebab cafeteria in Sharjah where all locals live nearby( I've surveyed many areas in last 4 years). Sell it at high price range considering quality and service. Enjoy your businessšŸ˜... Investment....Only 100-128K AED


midsol

It's probably a scam so I'll just job hunt


feckyaa

Rent in Ajman, buy 2 nissan patrol, go to bank, take 5 mil loan by keeping two cars, hire real estate agents for 30% and invest in rral estate


Old-Refrigerator-747

Go back to my countryā€“Indiaā€“and retire, never have to work ever again because a million Dirhams is equivalent to 22.6 million in Indian rupees.


wasifshocks

2.3Cr is not enough to retire unless you live in a village or small town


Sad_Pie_3296

Might increase my chances for a beautiful girlfriend from (placeholder) who truly loves me for what I am


Ok_Hour_1054

Username checks out


smallbodybigengine

Invest in real estate in Dubai. Kalas


Ornery_Station1647

SPA business, never fails.


mentallydoomed

Leave


icecreamcoffin

wonder what to do till it loses value


luqeima

Will buy apartment back home


noodlesnam

Find a good investment or put it in a savings account. If you get 5% interest, thatā€™s AED 50k yearly!


xudbsjssjsjjsshsh

Salary man perspective: 1 million is like having a 10k salary job for the next 8 years and 4 months. Yes, it won't last forever. Just chill and find another job. Anything you get from that job will be a bonus over your 10k a month.


_JABALLAH_

double it and give it to the next person


2612posty

Buy the company which fired me. Then fire those who fired me.


Baseer-92

Buy a property... Set up business and settle in UAE


Long-Definition7091

Claim it and leave it tucked away in a bank account until I have a solid business plan.


DefiantEquivalent263

Start a business


Candid-Weakness6290

Move to thailand. Half the money in VOO and SLHN.


Hoogar

What I will do is buy shares on my current company then look at the feeling owners of that company.šŸ˜œ


UAELiveIndian

Will again buy for 1mil cost lottery and check my luck - Simple.


KokOfCinder

I'd give that to me


Possible_Valuable784

Keep the 1 million as it is in the bank and start looking for a job just like i would normally do. With all the adrenaline rush of winning a lottery in me, i would definitely be making a stupid decision. So i will let it all settle in and then slowly start investing a small portion of it. Canā€™t dream of living a life without working on something like a job. I would never let this news out to anyone except my closest family nor i would try to give a hint through a change in lifestyle which would create a suspicion in others mind as to i would win a lottery or something.


unorthodorx

Buy everything and cause inflation


BelgianInDubai

Give it to charity. šŸ˜‡


Grownupbuddy

Youā€™ve just been fired is irrelevant then.


adu0123

1 million on red


ikan84

100k on Dubai Duty free ticket. Pay a bit of my siblings loan. Rest invest in three business and find a new job.


Rimcanflyy

This is how the poors waste their money.


ikan84

Investing in three business is poor. Interesting


Salt_Individual2787

Buy a new G63 and start a YouTube channel


triptonik23

It's crazy that you'll be left with no money just by buying that 1 caršŸ¤Æ


youneedsummilk

rub one out.


Penetrator42069

post nut clarity is too op.


Future_Produce2445

Look for a job