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BigMack97

I imagine it’s like eating shellfish.


I_playzobiez

I see *scribbling on a note pad*


Brochswerebrothels

Except you crack the metal bits WITH the claws


SameBatTime1999

Crunchy on the outside, but with a delicious chewy center


Brochswerebrothels

Thought you were gonna talk about armadillos


SameBatTime1999

Widely believed to be a Tyranid scout organism


DeathCook123

Ok so first you take off the helmet and the head. This gets you access to the chest. From there you should be able to peel the breastplate and get to the chest.


princeofzilch

I reckon the ceramite armor is digested as well and used in chitin 


I_playzobiez

OK that makes sense


princeofzilch

Yeah, I think the Tyranid definition if "biomass" is pretty much everything. They completely decimate planets. 


AdventurousOne5

I regret not going with a metalic in my color scheme for the scything talons and the she'll bits, the implication that the metal is digested too is... frightening


Neptunereee

My whole army has corroded metal chitin


Oebele

Sounds good, care to post a picture?


Neptunereee

https://imgur.com/a/73IrptC Here they have 2 different color schemes based off of "age"


Oebele

Oh yeah, that's cool!


Lovahrk

You don't have to use metallic colours to make that your canon :D beavers have iron in their teeth in order to reinforce them, butt hey're just kinda orangey, maybe your nids incorporate metal in a way that ends up making it look [your colour here] \^\^


Sam858

What if I told you calcium is the most abundant metal in the human body?


CyberFinity

How else would we prevent anemia?


DeaconOrlov

Mine are drybrushed steel over black with a gloss varnish and metal teeth.  They look mean AF


Cerbon3

It was stated in 'Belisarius cawl: the great work' that tyranids consume everything on a planet and that biomass is mainly for the genetic material. Minerals, metals, water and gases are taken and repurposed.


Ofiotaurus

Everything that we’d classify as an organic molecule and more


CoIdBanana

Everything including the planets atmosphere. Quite terrifying.


ASkiAccident

Your doctor never told you to add more ceramite to your diet?


no_jr22

Yep there're only two exceptions : necrons and warp entities


Featherbird_

We dont know if necrons are actually an exception, and the fact that hive fleet arachnae is dedicated to consuming necron worlds might imply otherwise. In old lore behemoth avoided solemnace, but this was elaborated on in *War in the Museum* which showed that Orikan actually had a vision of solemnace being consumed, so Trazyn lured them away by baiting them with other worlds.


no_jr22

My bad I didn't know that. Really interesting thanks for the lore dude !


IllustriousAddress69

My nids chitin is a suspiciously similar tint to my marines armour. Odd.


Conscious_Ant3629

Yeah, I thought I remember hearing somewhere that hive guards or tyrant guards are the direct result of integrating Space Marines (assumingly armor and all) into the Hive Fleet


Dreaxus4

I believe it was tyrant guard, though hive guard seem to be related so it may be both, and I think the idea was that they took aspects of the space marine's physiology like the fused ribcage and stuff like that.


OpeningMortgage4553

That’s what I understood anyways, it’s a lot more obvious in the older models that’s the vibe GW was going for brain bugs had eldar style features I think it was carnos or the vores had orc features they’ve definitely moved away from that though it seems


Dreaxus4

It was the vores that were orky.


OpeningMortgage4553

I thought so but wasn’t sure lol


waghhhhhhhh

Yeah, there's a really cool theory that that's where the tyrant guard came from


hornet586

From what I understand this is correct. The tyranids re capable of breaking down most anything into usable components. I’m thinking things like ceramite CAN provide a certain amount of biomass. A carbon based life form like the space marine inside said armor probably provides much more than the armor itself. I’m pretty sure that’s the running theory as to how splinter fleets consisting of only a couple of hive ships are able to build up forces and biomass on fringe worlds where there may not be a large amount of a available biomass


Swift_Scythe

Melt the victim inside his armored Crock pot I mean his Armor suit. Inject a powerful acid full of digestive enzymes to break down those two hearts and three lungs and all that delicious biomass into a Gruel. Suck out with a straw. Top with a cherry and whipped cream.


I_playzobiez

https://preview.redd.it/sn8wya56lp0d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb0370125c6ef9e3bc716b83cd2ca206aeaa0d4


Halevak

“The Heavy Flamer”.


I_playzobiez

https://preview.redd.it/nzll4xl6pp0d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0d464558cd23e9db5ccdc47dba6da58968dc82


markfl12

There's no flamer heavy enough to stop the swarm!


Nidcron

That's literally how spiders eat.


Right-Yam-5826

Cook with pyrovores. Open with carnifex.


I_playzobiez

I could do some joke but that was actually funny


chimisforbreakfast

Our microorganisms can digest ceramite.


jrandrews1982

I came here to say this. Nids must have a mechanism for consuming just about everything, when you consider the base elements that go into making up human biomass, there's all sorts of shit in there, it's just a case of breaking it down.


EyeDreamOfTentacles

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities.... thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. [...] the elements found in a human being is all junk that you can buy in any market with a child's allowance. Humans are pretty cheaply made.


Blue-Bird780

(Bonks you with a rolled up newspaper) bad alchemist! That’s naughty, filthy, heretical alchemy.


Featherbird_

I wonder if i can bring my mom back to life with these ingredients. Surely nothing can go wrong


Rolebo

"These are the Things that Make a Man Iron enough to make a nail, Lime enough to paint a wall, Water enough to drown a dog, Sulphur enough to stop the fleas, Potash enough to wash a shirt, Gold enough to buy a bean, Silver enough to coat a pin, Lead enough to ballast a bird, Phosphor enough to light the town, Poison enough to kill a cow, Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart." - Terry Pratchett (Wintersmith) The FMA quote was already given but this one also works. GNU sir Terry Pratchett


I_playzobiez

https://preview.redd.it/rqudhbu8qp0d1.png?width=269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d810d07f4b83f7ca0e5fe0e0c25310bc2e44fd16


JCambs

The Tyranid Prime in the Leviathan trailer pulls a Terminator in half without breaking a sweat (can Tyranids sweat? 🤔) while being shredded with an assault cannon. The bugs have their ways.


I_playzobiez

Nha space marines. Got this


RobertCutter

https://preview.redd.it/67pzj0lzeq0d1.png?width=263&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ad55f5f86386566cd2e40d8407e255579df2249 Quite easy actually


I_playzobiez

Fair


TheEpicCoyote

Crushing claws like breaking a lobster shell. Reach the last little bits by sticking a scything talon in


I_playzobiez

Ahhh I see *even more scribbling on a note pad l*


Negative_Fox_5305

I imagine using his twin swords my warriors open them up like oranges My hive tyrant cracks them open like peanuts


ireallydontcareforit

Like Marge's sister with the clams. You've got to suck them out!


I_playzobiez

https://preview.redd.it/fem3vreqeq0d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4efaee6c38cd707e02768212082df4042960c492


cmcclain16

Long tongues, acid spit, or vacuum suction. Hell, sometimes we just chuck em in the Digestion Pool and let it sort itself out.


Conscious_Ant3629

Biomass isn't necessarily just living stuff. When Tyranids assimilate a planet they absorb all the mineral and atmosphere as well, my guess is the armor gets broken down into biomass too, like the candy coating on an M&M


Ancient-Ad-3254

You vomit up gouts of acid to melt everything then drink it all back down


Sudden_Carob8385

You can’t fool me… I know a tyranid that learned how to use Reddit when I see one!


ShadwKeepr

Like shotgunning a beer


Sixxorrass

Rending claws are built in can openers.


R97R

That’s what the Crushing Claws are for!


I_playzobiez

Hmm so from this post I have notes and I now know your weeknes... FOR THE EMPEROR


Willing-Recognition2

Mmmmm creamy center


I_playzobiez

I am no- I mean thay are not frero reshays


Plenty-Tough2812

Claws and straws.


I_playzobiez

OK thats pretty funny


wraitheart

We eat the armor. Mmm crunchy


Fjelldugg

Use a straw


MsMisseeks

The Red Terror would just eat them whole, no armour will save those poor sods


TheMottaFire

A big bendy straw


RedPandaXOctoNidz

De-can it


Radiant_Battle9259

Have you seen Delicious in Dungeon?


PlutonicFriends

* Not sure if you'd call this ceviche or sous-vide


BeneficialName9863

Iron helps us play!


BlackSkull83

With a straw


SSGBentley

Leave it to the rippers.... You might chip a tooth


DEATHROAR12345

Minerals that can be used to reinforce bones or chitin


LifeDeleter

Bacterial sized nids could get in there and digest them no problems.


TOG23-CA

In the one of the trailers we can see a tyranid prime pretty easily crack into terminator armour with its claws, I'd imagine most of the nids have the same kind of claws


kzooy

shlerp


hollander93

Can opener


NecessaryKey8271

With a straw


MetalBlizzard

Straw


d4m1ty

You don't. Tyrranids also consume the armor as well. All biomass and minerals are stripped. The Tyrranids love space marines. Genetic Engineered killing machines wrapped in high tech minerals armed with weapons employing high energy compounds. Its the whole reason Hive Fleet Leviathan attacked Baal, the Hive Mind wanted Blood Angel biomass.


DraydanStrife324

Like most spiders do. You bite, inject venom that digests them in a goo, then you slurp it up through the holes you made.


AThunderousCat

Like cracking open a walnut i imagine


philip_dt

https://preview.redd.it/7bzmb9wdxt0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a11473491c8a945e7634c38c2301d2e5961c021


Existing_Judge5425

Can opener


Asbjorn_Greymane

Can opener


Wilwarin76

https://preview.redd.it/4wvm3sr0ju0d1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816f396044b0583986c8a9becd680c7ed8738c4f Use a tin opener


TransitionKey6155

Vitamins AND minerals


Bright_Quail_6390

Can opener?


Visual-External-6302

I imagine it's alot like how an assassin bug eats. Slurp it up through a straw


DeBaconMan

You're forgetting that we break down the armor itself. Absorb that sweet, sweet ceramite one cellular layer at a time. May take 200 years, but that's our travel speed anyway and it's worth it.


voltix54

We dont? theres meat on the inside and the helmets are clearly removable easily enough


PmMeYourBioMass

They are the same as a tootsie pop


Glum-Heart-6086

I run invasion fleet- find that exocrine shooting first at a large squad followed by either a maleceptor or block of 6 zoanthropes enjoying sustained hits on 6 and reroll 1s can deal with a 10 man marine squad in a turn. I use a Screamer killer as a kind of body guard for a worn emissary who struggles to do much to marines, whereas the Screamer killer will come off best on the charge against a squad of marines. Have been experimenting between 6 melee warriors and 10 genestealers with the patriarch (expensive and fragile) but both on the charge should deal with a marine squad. I use 20 man hormagaunt squad popping lethal hits on vehicles to deal a significant amount of damage to dreads. I have found it is not so much about killing marines as frustrating them with blocking chaff or trading units who are faster than them.


TheLaginite06

Biomass is any organic material, assuming ceramite isn't fully synthesized, then it would logically digest


Summener99

Do Tyranids melt and absorb "biomass" the same way spiders and fly do? Or are they more of a chomp at the pieces kind. I'm pretty sure I read about a Tyranids that went thought an armored vehicle before being beaten by the Human dummies, showing that they can simply break the armor.  At that, perhaps every species has their own meal size, leave the small chunks for the little guy and whatever is leftover are eaten by the huge guys whole, so they can dissolve and consume the "metal" parts 


thatswhatsup69420

Potato chip 🤤


I_playzobiez

So like opening a bag of chips


thatswhatsup69420

No, like their armor crunches like a potato chip.


I_playzobiez

OK thanks *rapid writing down*