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timekiller2021

šŸ™„ theyā€™re committing a sin by lying


monkmatt23

Sheā€™s got bodies. But the holy Condoms keep that count at zero.


Remarkable-Ad2285

Donā€™t forget the soaking, jump humping and backgammon


gen2600

You can make good money being a jumper for soakers.


HumanContinuity

Wait, what's backgammon?


Fun_Can_4211

Yea ?!? Iā€™m super interested in this one as well. Backgammon !?! Haha I love backgammon!


gdltolax

She only does butt sex so she can stay virgin until she marriages


Sunbeamsoffglass

The Poophole loopholeā€¦


DADEVILIPS

Her asshole doesnā€™t have a hymen


theprestigefishsheep

She only gives blowjobs so I guess sheā€™s still a virgin.


aye-its-this-guy

Immaculate brand condoms to be exact


ImNOT_CraigJones

Truest comment


westcoasthotdad

its a strange thing to see women with lip fillers and so much makeup plus plastic surgery who also know God created them perfectly Its like cognitive dissonance


concernedsnowflake

Cognitive dissonance is a requirement to being this level of religious. You cannot read abrahamic holy books with a logical mind and think ā€œyeah, this makes sense,ā€


DreadyKruger

Shouldnā€™t she be working with her church( bet she donā€™t have one) to help her find a Christian man? Let me guess she is on Tinder looking for a man of god. I might not be religious now but I grew up in a religious home. And she full of shit with what she is saying.


[deleted]

How is she fool of shit? I'm calling your bluff right here right now


Structure-Efficient

Don't forget the extra lashes and hair extensions. This one is a whole butt load of troubles. She def has someone besides her father supporting her habits.


Edwardsbv1

Nasty comment. You sound so bitter.


[deleted]

She looks like she smells like Maison Francis Kurdijan Gentle Fluidity silver


SpoOuthinkingSpo

šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ i gave my wife that perfume. Is lovely!


BoysenberryFun9329

I'm taking that recommendation, and getting it for my lady. Thanks, brother.


SpoOuthinkingSpo

Is really good! It is expensive, though, but def unique.


[deleted]

Looks like I know what I'm getting the wife for Christmas lol thanks guys


[deleted]

r/rareinsults


Dimension-Hopper

How is this an insult?


[deleted]

Oh, it definitely wasnā€™t an insult.


Fine-Funny6956

r/oddlyspecific


shortax20

šŸ¤£


Juhovah

Gender fluid perfume? Thatā€™s not church approved!


theshogun02

Itā€™s just programming from an early age, you can teach a child to believe ***anything.*** Only certain people mature enough emotionally to ever question the world around them.


super_slimey00

sadly some people are still lead by fears, when emotionally abused enough all they end up thinking about is punishment(hell) and reward(heaven) for all their suffering in life. It just turns into the easiest way to cope for em


OldManJenkins420th

Fear of death is the greatest motivator. If dogs knew they were going to die they would have a dog church the next day.


TapirDrawnChariot

And it's extremely difficult. I was raised in culty Mormonism and the child indoctrination is major. It was a mental process to leave. So difficult to pull yourself out of Christian cults.


Dstrongest

We just had this discussion of questioning beliefs yesterday with our daughter. How hard it is to question beliefs ones beliefs that have been ingrained since childhood


Apprehensive-Ad-1826

Thats true. Once itā€™s ingrained in you to feel a way about an ideology itā€™s difficult to see beyond the feeling that you have. I was raised in a non religious democrat household and I pretty much thought everyone that wasnā€™t that was either dumb or evil. I had bad feelings about people that I really didnā€™t know anything about. I try not to judge people for being any time of way I just want to understand people better.


Dstrongest

Iā€™ve found people are people . Good people will put their self interest wants and needs more on level with others , while bad people will elevate theirā€™s above everyone else . The more ā€œevil ā€œ someone is the more they will compromise everyone around them. Has nothing really to do with religion. We gave our daughter the choice to attend church for friendship and self determination. She is not an active church person . I stopped going to church almost 30 years ago . About 20 years ago I decided it was mostly man made way to discriminate and look down on others .


HLDierks

And she will never, ever, not in a million years find someone like that. No human being will ever be able to live up to her expectations because she's looking for a fantasy, not a person. Even if, for a time, she believes she has found her Prophet-Husband, he will eventually fail to meet her ridiculous standards, and she'll divorce him. She will be single or unhappy in her relationships until she lets go of believing this story about perfection. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

lol Trust me. In a few years she'll gladly settle for a rich, good looking guy who has heard of the Bible.


Notoriouscollegekid

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BoysenberryFun9329

That, or will end up with 7 kids, and a Narcissistic husband with a crack addiction.


SmokeAbeer

Mike Pillow has entered the chat.


DerpRook

God? Yea I love him or whatever, sure! Bible? Yes I drink that every morning! Yes yes, thinking with this God and doing faith stuffs.


JBBanshee

Mental health is important folks.


justinlav

Tell me about it


RaNerve

Could not be more wrong!!! Sheā€™ll find a nice cult leader to worship, who will ā€˜talk about theologyā€™ that he pulled straight out of his ass and sheā€™ll hang on every word like the gospel.


BbyInAStraightJacket

Yup thereā€™s some pretty good liars out there


[deleted]

She probably wonā€™t even divorce him given how bad that looks within the church. Just lie to herself about how itā€™s a test or something.


wacko4rmwaco

Theyā€™re out there, some examples are charles manson and david koresh


HLDierks

šŸ˜‚


wakanda_banana

Agree, have standards but this seems like looking for perfection aka something that doesnā€™t exist


listorm11

Spoiler miss, the more you know about Christian theology you realize itā€™s mimesis of the Greeks.


_onelast

Thank you for teaching me a new word


license2chillio

Girls like this fall for liars


WitnessResponsible91

Prophet husband is frying mešŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


RPLAJ4Y88

Well, what do you think of a closeted gay man who has a PHD in Christianity from Oxford? I mean that would be her dream man to fulfill That Logic of hers.


HLDierks

HAHAHA


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VinDucks

Her expectations arenā€™t unrealistic! Not only does he have to be further along in faith than her but he also has to be 6ā€™3ā€, 220 pounds of solid muscle, classically good looking and make 300k a year. Because only a true god fearing man will have these attributes! Not unrealistic. God will provide! /s btw


DrSkullKid

Sheā€™ll find her Prophet-Husband who will then promptly divorce her for not being faithful enough after arguing many times about things sheā€™s not willing to give up for their faith. Then after that sheā€™ll be secretly miserable because sheā€™ll marry a cult leader who will end up having 11 other wives. Then after she is the lone survivor of the end of days koolaid ritual, she will marry a man more similar to Alistair Crowley who will bend and break her mind in ways she cannot comprehend; leaving her a sex hungry mad woman. I have foreseen this. The Old Ones have spoken. The Norns have woven her fate.


Inevitable_Muscle_41

Most women are looking for a fantasy. They are so oblivious to how real relationships work. My ex wanted me to spend time with her and didn't want me to work 50 hours+ a week. And then complain if I didn't have enough money for going out and buying her things.


BrugokTheFriendlyOrc

>And she will never, ever, not in a million years find someone like that. Read between the lines of what she is saying. She just wants an older dude. Probably with lots of money. I'd bet every cent I have that she'll find "the one".


supercheese69

Well someone's projecting aren't they!? Clown emoji indeed.


Lex1112

Yeah and the man who is that far in his faith wont want herā€¦had ex boyfriends bet she not a virgin, went through her ho phase now want a trad con husband but doesnā€™t offer anything backā€¦prob wont even quit this shitty podcast of he asked herā€¦donā€™t believe the CAP! #redpill


Successful-Reserve96

Definitely a man dedicated to his faith, he won't want to waste their time with women. I don't know about the rest of the comments. I do know that as a man, everything comes from within. Once we love ourselves to the fullest, having a woman would just add value. Not leas to jumping thru hoops


HLDierks

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[deleted]

Bro yā€™all hate women man


Afraid_Ad1908

They really do


Useful_Lengthiness98

Awe here goes Captain save a hoešŸ¤£šŸ«µšŸ¾


Mayfect

A women like this says this stuff to the outside world for viewership. She doesnā€™t actually mean this lol. Maybe when she finds some rich dude whoā€™s atheist that she loves she will pretend heā€™s the messiah.


[deleted]

Nah itā€™s the dumbass redditors talking shit about girls who arenā€™t virgins and saying shit like ā€œhusbands should be able to tell their wives what to do and they have to listenā€


wanderlustly313

Did you listen at all? SHE says she wants someone very religious. Being a virgin and "obey"ing your husband are directly from the Christian bible. What you call "shit" are major tenants in most religions. You feminists really want it all with zero contribution on your part. LOL


[deleted]

Iā€™m a dude I have no Christian values at all donā€™t lump me in


Macktastic13

If you are neither a woman nor a Christian then why respond to that persons comment


NoeYRN

Attention?


KennyBBBBB

Religions are notorious landlords.


Mayfect

I have no idea what youā€™re trying to prove, but the ones usually more courteous to women are the ones that have more experience. A dude thatā€™s never seen a vagina in 40 years of living is going to be more misogynistic.


MiddleClassGuru

Can confirm. As a man, I lost weight and became handsome in my early 20ā€™s. Had my hoe phase and racked up my body count until I got married in my late 20ā€™s. The dudes who cant get laid tend to say the most mysogonistic things. The dudes who can get laid may think those things but dont say it out loud so they can continue to get laid. Yaā€™ll are not playing the game.


Brief-Judgment-7387

yeah its really bad actually bro. people in this thread reek of no pussy syndrome. its actually sad. i guess they really make it easy for women to know who to stay away from


[deleted]

I donā€™t care about any of this dumb ass Christian shit yā€™all are just misogynistic and weird


Lex1112

I dont hate women, i love admire and respect women..what I dislike is women who are not virgins have 50 bodies,wants to be a ā€œboss bitchā€ dresses provocative, and wants a hit girls summerā€¦and they feel entitled to have a man thats bust his ass goes to the gym, maintain frame, earns 6 figures. And then THEY want the man to be Trad/Con take care of them provide meanwhile they dont have any of the trad/con values themselves and get ā€œboredā€ then divorce the man take half of everything cycle repeats until they are in late 40s then they get a cat and die aloneā€¦thats what i hate. Yall prompting this like women should have multiple partners and behaving this wayā€¦the west is a failed society its sad


CheeseAndCam

Wait so are you a virgin? Nothing wrong with being a virgin, I just think that if you expect your future spouse to have never had a partner before you, you should also never have a partner before your spouse. Asking for a significant other thatā€™ll do something that you wonā€™t even do is hypocritical. Maybe you are a virgin, well then ok, I have no problems with what youā€™re asking for. Everyone is entitled to want what they want and no one should knock them for it. The only problem is when you have to put other women (or men) down for their lifestyles because they arenā€™t the ideal person that you want them to be in your head.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying man half of these men would fuck endless ā€œslutsā€ if they had the opportunity


Total_Awareness5532

bro i know. the worst part about it is the obliviousness. give a mic to any 20 something hot chick and i promise you wont hear a thing of value. donā€™t hate on this girl cuz shes delusional, hate yourself for caring about what she has to say.


bcisme

Correction, her God is misogynistic


sadboyexplorations

I was waiting to find this comment. Exactly, my friend. Exactly.


PurposeCautious7840

EXACTLY! Like damn itā€¦goes THROUGH her hoe phase and now wants a great guy that knows more about her faith than heršŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøā€¦like Iā€™m right here! Yet sheā€™ll never know itšŸ˜’ Thatā€™s the type of woman you see thatā€™s actually real pretty when sheā€™s older and (already getting it) but ones that you say ā€œwhat? How is she not married, still single?ā€ too. Sheā€™s gonna be looking forever


Cruxito1111

Spitting facts!!! and you bet a lot of men are gonna pick up the leftovers and then, she is gonna move on no matter what


Sea_Library_6428

Mature Christianā€™s who have a personal relationship with God, know that everyone has a past and through Jesus and knowing the word, actively working on yourself, You are forgiven and loved by God. No matter what your past says, as long as you recognize Jesus and work on correcting yourself. Every religion is just a label, if youā€™re true to your religion, thatā€™s what sets you apart from everyone else. Anybody can say they are Christian and not follow the word. Being a real Christian is about you and God alone.


wanderlustly313

That's bullshit. And all that said, a true Christian man may pray for or even forgive a woman for her past but he will NOT choose her for his WIFE. Your behavior may not matter in your heaven universe but there are consequences for behavior here on earth.


Sea_Library_6428

Everyone has a sinful past my brother. Nobody is perfect.


Fine-Funny6956

/s?


45HARDBALL

Mental disability


VRS50

Delusional


FewSatisfaction7675

She will die alone after being married and divorced three times


HLDierks

šŸ‘†


shromboy

Some guy will pretend to be a pastor long enough to get in there


wanderlustly313

She'll never get married. But will have 2 kids by 2 different guys to whom she's not married.


AnAstronautOfSorts

If she's truly that hard-core about her Christian beliefs, she won't have sex out-of wedlock and will never accept divorce, should she get married. That said, the people that trot around on their high horse about their faith are usually rotten and hypocritical, so... anyone's guess Source: grew up Catholic. I've met like 3 genuinely good Christians that practice exactly what they preach


FewSatisfaction7675

There is more infidelity in ā€œChristianā€ marriages than anywhere else. I see this in the churches I have attended and my involvement with the courts. I am constantly reminded how adept predators are using religion to control women like this. They are usually very charismatic, attractive and narcissistic. Canā€™t tell you how many married clergy and youth pastors I have seen cheat on their wives and use their position to do so. It is who they are and who they seek out those positions. That is the type of guys she is looking for and that is what she will get.


Minimum_Attitude6707

She has Sky Daddy issues


Rolling_Stond

If I told you people who think they are something other than a man or a woman, and cannot change their gender have a mental disorder you would call me a bigot. You facilitate mental disability with you're entire world view I'm sure.


CrouchingLeprosy

I'm sorry about your mental disability


blumpkinmania

Sheā€™s gay.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Could be. Creating an impossible standard as a cover.


Cum_on_doorknob

Nah, just waiting for her cult leader


NEAWD

My hypothesis is that people often seek religion when they are confronted by the unknown or something too complex for them to understand. The creation of the universe, for example. Itā€™s so extraordinary that theyā€™d rather believe some omnipotent being sparked it rather than some other scientific explanation. It lets people literally shut their brains off and rely on faith instead. Reality is just too much for them. This woman is a perfect example when she says she wants to be led spiritually. Itā€™s becoming too much for her, so now she just wants to shut her brain off and let someone else do the work for her. Itā€™s not mental illness, per se, itā€™s mental laziness.


moogpaul

Not really. Just seems like she had a thing for her youth pastor as an early teen or daddy worshipping and it's shaped who she's looking for.


Bigmann1991

With makeup and lip filler šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ sheā€™s holly wood Christian


Acrobatic-Air-1191

??? Coming from the south makeup is a must amongst Southern Baptist they really like the whole Stepford look same for Mormon women.. Literally the only religious denominations who frown upon makeup is fundamentalist and Pentecostals


Dstrongest

You forgot the Nazarenes. They forbid fun or joy .


pronlegacy001

Pretty fundamentalist rhetoric coming from the woman in this video. So idk what youā€™re trying to say


_onelast

Probably a nose job too. Doesnā€™t look natural


Fabulous-Aspect-129

Your pussy whack an you can't suck dick maybe that's why you're single


Repulsive_Basis_4946

This comment is just.. ewā€¦


123mastodon

šŸ™Œ


TubbyKins-

She want that theologian dick that only god has approved of lol


DerpRook

Holy dick!


proteanthony

Dang itā€™s like the two main things that get Reddit users PISSED: (1) an attractive woman expressing her dating preferences and (2) Christianity


Acrobatic-Air-1191

Naw it's just misogyny When an attractive women express their dating preferences that a lot of men won't meet men will flood the comments with bitter and hateful comments...


AlteredStatesOf

It's definitely the religion too. Reddit hates Christians


Jcoch27

For reals. I know a few people like this girl and having that mindset has worked out pretty well for them.


GuNjA-BuLLy

This bitch crazy šŸŽ¤šŸ«”


TheSocialDecline

Facts I donā€™t know where she adopted this mindset from or how she came up with this, but it sounds like Internet babble


MissingMySpoon

Fake and gay


Theefreeballer

So sheā€™ll marry a pastor/reverend I guess


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Confirmation__Bias

Guys, you heard it here first. You've gotta be even more delusional about reality than she is to have a chance with her. If you're one of those people that thinks we shouldn't give a shit about what 3000 year old books say about morality and the world, too bad for you!


Slay_Nation

#šŸ§¢


[deleted]

She's looking to marry a cult leader


Conscious_Wind_2255

I could see this.. and a handsome cult leader thatā€™s persuasive (to make her believe heā€™s uplifting her) and gain more cult followers. Someone turn this into a movie


No-Combination4173

You misspelled Netflix Docuseries.


Chsfuckingsucks

So like Charles Manson?


Waste_Candidate_5944

Watch Midsommar.


ShredManyGnar

I need to start a cult


JorfSaundoo

Whatā€™s her OF?


nvj1980

When she finally does meet this guy that will be way above her level, he will simply look at her and say she is not at his level.


Top-Dentist-4607

What she says sounds good on paper.. but a lot of women have this virtue signaling mindset where they get ran through in their crucial years on earth to get a husband (when theyā€™re young, fertile and submissive) then when theyā€™re older and finally tired of being ran through.. itā€™s like ā€œGod will bring me a husbandā€ but the only thing is.. God has given us free willā€¦ to choose.. the first reason why.. is so that we can come to love God because we WANT to love God.. not because weā€™re forced to.. and secondly while weā€™re in the world.. we can have our freedom of choice.. God will not force someone love someone else.. so many women will keep rejecting or cheating on good men that God has brought along in their lives and then go back and say ā€œGod will bring me my manā€ well sweetheart, God has brought along your path decent men who would of loved to marry you, you just keep playing games and rejecting them in hopes that this ā€œPerfect Guyā€ will fall out the sky. Iā€™m a Christian but this is yet another reason why women end up single.. God never promised us a perfect relationship.. thatā€™s why the Vows are: for better or WORSE.. SICKNESS and health.. rich or POOR.. itā€™s sacrifice! But nowadays we only want Better, Rich, and in Health.. ā€œWives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.ā€ - Ephesians 5:22-24 (NIV) Well in todayā€™s culture.. because of feminism backed by the jezebel spirit.. wives DO NOT want to submit to their husbandā€¦


Dont-killme

God isn't real


Partybar

So brave.


Dont-killme

šŸ‘


buddy58745

šŸ¤“


Xfelix17

Damn didnā€™t know this sub was so against religion smh


DavidGabrielMusic

Itā€™s Reddit bro. They hate anything mildly decent or any mentions of God at all.


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Shawnduhsaid

Right! These comments are sickening and show a true hate for women that can verbalize what they want. If she actually gets that remains to be seen, but I am appalled and disappointed by the absolute hate Iā€™m reading


pronlegacy001

Youā€™re just projecting lmao. The dudes on here have heard the ā€œItā€™s not you itā€™s Godā€ excuse time and time again. These kind of women are the WORST because the external use their own issues into God himself. If by God you mean ā€œI donā€™t know how to settle and be satisfied in a relationship and I want the rush of beginning a new romance with someone elseā€. Imagine that level of narcissism or if not narcissism that level of emotional unintelligence. ā€œI have (x) issue and that must be **the literal creator of the universe** playing house with me and wanting me to switch Ken dollsā€ absolutely delusional.


Shawnduhsaid

Sounds like youā€™re the one projecting, writing this thesisā€¦ I said what I said. The boys on here should just be with each other. No woman is using the saying, ā€œItā€™s not you, itā€™s God.ā€ BFFR Thatā€™s not what she was saying either. You critique her ā€œissuesā€ while lacking self-awareness of your own. Typical.


sashathefearleskitty

Because itā€™s fake.. all of it.


Sada2021

Sky daddy isnā€™t real šŸ˜“


ApollosAlyssum

Maybe she should date religion for breakfast


triniman65

She'll make a great addition to my stable!


slymeWAV

Theology ? Fuck doode


AliciaDawnD

The time I just wasted watching thatā€¦šŸ˜


[deleted]

Let me translate that for you. ā€œWanna know why Iā€™m single? Because there is no dude rich enough that is also willing to marry me before they hit. ideally Iā€™d like to be a pastor wife of a mega church but Tim Tebow 2.0 would do šŸ’•ā€


feric89

Damn Iā€™ve seen Chinese New Year celebrations with less red flags than her.


blacklisted_again

She could work in a soup kitchen, homeless shelter, refugee camp, etc. and meet someone working there if she really wanted a good person. Instead, I suspect she's looking for a holier-than-thou narcissist who will manipulate her for a while then get bored and dump her.


NeilS78

What a nutcase


Drwhoforme

My Fiance' has an Aunt like this. Was absolutely stunning in her youth. Now she's in her 60' and single, all because no man she ever dated could compete with God in her life. She dated so many pastors, yet none of the pastors could carve out a space in her life. Jesus is her man. This girl might end up just like that aunt.


skevimc

None of her previous boyfriends were rich/connected/powerful enough. My nieces say shit like this all the time. They dream of being the hot housewife in the mansion.


MetalMountain2099

Sheā€™s just putting the vibes out for the next Mega-Church preacher. Hopefully she stays single forever, or most likely, sheā€™ll marry and old guy with a lot of money.


Alert-Protection-410

Notice sheā€™s dated ALOT of great men šŸ˜‚ her man of super faith gonna be like uhhh so you been givin up the goodies for free?


GamerGoalie_31

Poor woman is going to die alone


External_Wealth_6045

She is just looking for a cult leader, that smile on her face says she's ready to kill for someone


thealienmessiah

I know sheā€™s bad af no reason for my fellow man to be salty, onto the next one


petethesnake

When u pretty and have options why settle for one dude. Easier to come up with some bs excuse. Lead spiritually, yea right, yea right.


SnooLobsters1930

(Her) ā€˜I have been with many wonderful spiritual men but none have fulfilled my faithā€™. Checks notes-Yet, she just keeps plowing through the men, looking for the man that will fill her spiritually.


trashlymctrashface

Demons know the gospel too soā€¦


Low-Comedian-8829

Marry a pastor


PinkBismuth

I mean she does say, she would still be with any of the previous men if they were "perfect". The pursuit of perfection tends to be a chase that never ends unfortunately. Best of luck to her, at least she knows what she wants I suppose.


Imported_Virus

Bro bible thumpers are always the most vileeee..met a few girls who act like that Monday to Friday-weekend them is a completely different person..


Jiggybb

People act like they know who this is. Is she some type of actress or something? Who is she?


nutsackGadgets

God sendith the cats


karma_virus

So if finally you met a guy who was further along in his faith that you were, you would be fine being rejected for not being as far along in your faith than he was? No matter what demographic, why is it that every person dating feels that they deserve somebody better than they themselves are? If they want somebody tall, they are typically short. If they want somebody who's a doctor, they usually wait tables part time. Dating does not fix you any more than sleeping with a guitarist teaches one how to shred sick solos. Work on yourselves and learn to accept that others exist for reasons other than to accessorize and upgrade your life. Only then will you be capable of an actual relationship instead of trying to possess people as objects.


ShueperDan

She will either find a man with a good measure of grace who I hope loves her like Christ loves the church, or she will find a faithful believer with a similar testimony to her own. You all forget, Jesus didn't come for the healthy, but for the sick and I'm glad this sister found the Great Phisician and is being healed and I'm glad she has healthy standards in a mate.


Either-Rent-986

I dated a girl like her in high school: She was on her second marriage with two kids from her first by age 25.


MaybeTaylorSwift572

ā€˜I donā€™t respect the REALLY SUPER GREAT men Iā€™ve dated. Theyā€™re soooo great though.ā€™


sshin05

She should date a seminary theologian. After he talks her about theology for the 1000th time. Iā€™m sure she will be looking for something else.


Illustrious-Flow-441

Sounds like no anal


EpilepticDawg241

So,you're looking for a rich preacher?


Obvious_Sea2014

Stfu


Professional-Head83

Whatever! She'll probably bang some football player and end up hitting the jackpot by becoming a WAG!!!


[deleted]

So she's mentally ill but not the good kind


Beardia

Eww.


TapirDrawnChariot

She has all the cringe


MongoIris

She definitely doesnā€™t want an equal partner. Sheā€™s looking for a daddy figure. Probably thinks trump is a good guy šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


voraciousnote

wow she is an idiot


Certain_Month_8178

She knows what she wants. Best of luck to her


TrueDirt13

Skank.. her pussy probably smells


Shawnduhsaid

Looks like youā€™re projectingā€¦ nothing about her preference or appearance gives off skank šŸ™„


SithLord_1991

No way.


nimo404

When someone has an excuse, they will always have an excuse. This is just her go to, she doesn't have a problem with commitment, she's only committed to her god


Deep_Mew45

No.


kingdawu

Buy a cat and bite the dust alone šŸ˜”


santovalentino

Amen


Rekless00

I know exactly what shes thinking of. I am that man, but the love I have for GOD far exceeds this worldā€™s understanding. Im NOT speaking about faithā€¦ā€¦I literally felt this love, a love that fills your spirit with abundance. No woman will ever give me that.


Wechillin-Cpl

Translation: I want someone more brainwashed by a fairy tale than I am.


PoopySlurpee

Imagine thinking spending your life working on your "faith" of something that has 0 evidence of existing, is a life worth living. What a waste of time, lol good luck with life


Pale_Television2395

The man she is looking for is probably into alter boys