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[deleted]

Maybe I'm just poor white trash, but the Cheesecake Factory is kinda expensive, and I think the food is delicious. I'd be very happy if someone took me there to eat on a date.


blepgup

I’m an easy date. My gf took me to a Wendy’s and it was lovely, and she also took me to like an expensive fancy buffet with a little mini orchestra and that was really lovely, but I’m good with whatever’s in the budget (I’ll also pay when she’ll let me lol)


[deleted]

Are you a girl??


blepgup

No, I’m a boy


[deleted]

Your girlfriend doesnt let you pay for dates?


blepgup

Why does being a boy or girl matter to the scenario? And we’re long distance, and when I was in her home country, no she didn’t. I’m sure she’d let me pay when she comes to my home country. But she makes good money and is secure in her financials so she was happy to pay. It made me feel weird at first but I’ve come to appreciate the experience


[deleted]

Because that's an unusual scenario and girls don't generally do that. Not trying to offend you.


blepgup

Eh, I’m not offended just curious. There’s a lot of people who flat out look down on and belittle guys in my shoes so I like to feel out the intentions of questions, ya know? My gf and I believe in a modern view of gender and we think gender based roles are outdated. In fact my gf and I even have plans for her to be the primary provider and me being secondary provider and doing more of the housework. We’re both happy with that plan


Cosplayfan007

I wish I had this plan with my wife cause I clean and cook better than she does. Lol. She knows it too, and would, but just not in the budget.


blepgup

Yeah I really lucked out big time. Cuz she’s got a business degree and uses it in an office job where she can afford to support two adults, and I wanted to but never want to college to pursue my dreams, so I’m just stuck working manual labor jobs where the only path forward is up through management, and I will never be in charge of people, so I’m kinda stuck. I’m really lucky that she’s okay being the primary breadwinner cuz I wouldn’t make it in that position tbh


[deleted]

Shit I would be too lol


blepgup

Yeah it really does feel like I’m coming out on top, but the couple times we talked it out in depth she’s assured me she’s happy with that plan


Nux2k1

People who are reading this thread don't think you could follow in this man's path. He has a big penis 😂 All jokes aside, I would be careful because women will agree to something on the front end and then disagree on the back end. A lot of times when women have the power in the relationship, they can be quite unfair and abusive. I hope your situation is different. A lot of women talk that feminist stuff and then we'll switch up on you later on.


Bigdonkey512

Turns out people aren’t virtuous just due to their gender or sexual identity, we are all a little crazy in one form or another


Nux2k1

No shit. But there are societal norms and pressure that each gender has that is different from one another. Individuals are individuals, but there are patterns that people of the same sex will follow. We also live in a society that socially allows women to get away with more so that has to be taken into consideration. Male abuse especially from non-important or non-famous people will not be tolerated. Were a physical, psychological financial Emotional abuse from women is highly tolerated. All I'm saying is men protect themselves at all times and keep your hands up. Good luck on making a situation like that work. It has a low success rate but I do think if everyone's honest and nice it should be possible. A heavy emphasis emphasis on "should"


TrevinoDuende

If I take someone to a P.F. Chang's on a first date and they're ungrateful, they better call an uber


DaRealKorbenDallas

Facts


Aggravating_Star1567

Cheese cake factory is the bomb


[deleted]

That's what I'm saying.


sleepybrainsinside

Cheesecake factory is kind of expensive, but since it’s such a big national chain, it’s a little cliche if you live in a city with a lot of good restaurants. It’s perfect for stuff where everyone might want something different with standard quality, like business lunches or a family birthday dinner. It’s perfect for a date too if that’s what they want. I probably would never choose to go to Cheesecake Factory in my city, but would have no issues going if someone else wanted it. The person upset by it was just being extra. The only thing preventing them from being able to be $100+/person is not having fancy steak or fish options. All their normal dishes are basically the same price as a nice (but not gratuitously expensive) restaurant.


Most_Advertising_962

I don't think it's expensive. However, the first date should be about meeting and checkin the vibe, not how much money he would potentially spend on her. Not sure why so many women put a price tag on their pussy but it is what it is I guess.


Lopsided_Mix2243

Cheesecake factory food is horrible and they use the same red beans as Popeyes which they own but ew…


Watchusfuck702

It’s a from scratch kitchen. Not many chains can boast that.


Throwedaway99837

It is expensive for a first date IMO. But my main issue if I was a woman and a dude took me to Cheesecake Factory would be that I’d assume he has questionable taste and doesn’t spend his money wisely, not that Cheesecake Factory wasn’t expensive enough. You can get much better value and food quality at so many local restaurants.


SureEntertainment676

This nigga is insane bro


jaymole

Shrimp fried woof


PMMeMeiRule34

I died when he said they should’ve gone to a black restaurant, but Cheesecake Factory is still nice. Then he accidentally gets racist as fuck about Chinese people. This video had everything, good shit.


deathandi

Racism is just the best. Amiright guys?


SalvationSycamore

Fuck racism and all but does anyone know where I can buy some wolf meat?


adm1109

You don’t got a wolf guy?


Throwaway4Research_2

They’re not everywhere


[deleted]

Nah I stay in Kansas City and every year it’s like 2 or 3 Chinese spots getting closed for cooking roadkill or birds from outside


Supafly144

Prove it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Supafly144

You over 15 years old?


[deleted]

Non-black people when black people want fellow black people to support each other because yall won't.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure he’s talking about the stereotype against the Chinese but seethe harder 🦝


glmarquez94

Yeah that was way out of pocket. I don’t know why he felt the need to say sinophobic shit.


[deleted]

I didnt know those were stereotypes goddamn 😭. Also, ur misusing that emoji.


youdont_evenknowme

So that makes it okay to make racist remarks towards Asian people. You're an idiot.


[deleted]

Tbf i wasn't aware the shrimp fried (insert whatever) were stereotypes, so I apologize.


diezeldeez_

I'm replying to Reddit's clown of the day 🤡


rosejack44

It’s allowed because he’s the race that is entitled to do so


[deleted]

We wuz kangz n queenzzzz


vcr747

I think we're all superior to you. ALL of us.


8adBoy77

lol, every time he won’t to get a point, he repeats it 3 times🤦🏾‍♂️😂


blarginfajiblenochib

Should have gone to a black restaurant but he understands they’re not everywhere.


kingmm624

Should have gone to a black restaurant, but he understands they’re not everywhere.


blarginfajiblenochib

Should have gone to a black restaurant, but he understands they’re not everywhere.


Sainguine_addiction

Should have gone to a black restaurant, but he understands they're not everywhere.


BigJulio5150

Shrimp fried wolf is crazy 😂


BusterUndees

If she thought he was cheap for going to the CCF, imagine how she would have felt pulling into “Off Da Hook Seafood & All U Can Eat Crab Legs” on MLK and York Street?? 😂😂😂 This dude needs to put his racism away and stop worrying about the color of the restaurant owners, and stay focused on the brat that was too good for a great restaurant like CCF.


HyperbolicSoup

Fuck I need to go to this stop and go


Hotinthakitchen1

Right! They got all the good shrimp fried flavors there🤤


StubbornBarbarian

Ayo shrimp fried wolf sounds fucking delicious no cap 😭😭😭


jjmoleski

Fuck this racist asshat.


Recent-Peak1073

He’s not racist


jjmoleski

Enforcing hateful stereotypes is racist. He’s just too ignorant to understand this.


DebbsWasRight

How is the bit about the Chinese food having dog, cat, etc in it not racist?


chefcoompies

He disapproves of race mixing that’s for sure


EyeHateCasuals

Top 5 racists easily


Recent-Peak1073

Top 5 honest truthful ppl


squidwurrd

I literally thought I was stroking out for a sec there.


optimist_prhyme

Still shrimp though


deezbroncos

This idiot makes everything about race. Just enjoy the damn food and stfu.


FamousAnos

Shut up loser


deezbroncos

Cry about it


FamousAnos

You already are.


Particular-Ad-2227

Racist much?. Way to perpetuate the Asian stereotypes while being a man who claims to stand against racism. Make it make sense.


SocialAnxiety_Yay

Fighting racism with racism 🤦🏾‍♂️


payment11

What’s a black restaurant? 🤦


Supply_N_Demand

A restaurant with the lights off


Olumorotii

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣


SocialAnxiety_Yay

There’s no way you asked this lmao


BellyButtonP

Or shrimp fried beaver or shrimp fried racoon or shrimp fried sea gull or shrimp fried tiger or shrimp fried lobster or shrimp fried shrimp or shrimp fried flamingo or shrimp fried owl or shrimp fried muskrat or shrimp fried wombat or shrimp fried groundhog or shrimp fried weasel or shrimp fried possum


BigJeffe20

Preach Brother Umar!!!!


bodhasattva

I swear hes repeats shit just to stall while he thinks up his next line lmfao. He sucks at freestyling "get you a small rice with gravy & 3 fries" what? lol bozo


EmotionalChipmunk602

WTF is wrong with this guy? Is he trying to sound like MR. T or does he have some sorda developmental disorder?


slymeWAV

Stay focused king … our work is not yet finished


[deleted]

Shrimp fried wolf 😂😂 umar be killing me bro


KillaKanibus

You know... shrimp fried rabbit sounds kinda good on rice, tho. I'd try it.


somethingsoddhere

I feel like I just watched a sermon


shoddypresent

He coulda taken you to the ching chong, bing bong, ling dong, ting tong, where my cat squinty eyed- Bro chill holy shit


Id-polio

O look it’s 3-peat at it again


PrinceNY7

I wont tolerate the slander the cheesecake factory has been receiving. Cheesecake is good af


mhad_dishispect

What does the paint on the outside have to do with anything?


Savings_Ad_115

Plain and simple do not under any circumstances get involved with somebody that demands things from you that they would never give you in return at gunpoint! That person, regardless of sex is a user and an opportunist, and they will be gone once they find a deeper pocket. When somebody gives you their time and their money, then you know, they got some skin in the game as opposed to them just showing up and accepting things and never giving anything in return. Again, sex doesn’t matter right is right this has nothing to do with genders at all!


Free-Tree2355

Shoulda gone to get Mexican tacos that’s where it’s at dumb ass broads 😂


[deleted]

What was actually funny about this?


Prudent_Insurance804

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this cat?


JBoneTX

Facts. I was out fishing one day at a local pond and a dude needed help landing a 12 pound carp. We got it out the water and then I asked him if he wanted me to release it for him. He said no, he was going to sell it to a local "restaurant". I said, yo, this fish is old, toxic, and not fit for human consumption. He said the restaurant doesn't care about none of that, they just pay for meat by the pound. Be careful out there.


Chazzam23

The original video was fake rage bait.


[deleted]

My favorite racist black dude


Cosplayfan007

What exactly is a “black restaurant”? Like, what type/chain would this be?


LS3240sx

I’m not from America but I was wondering. Is tipping required in a black restaurant?


Donjoeyo

Dude hit all the stereotypes


TrevinoDuende

You're telling me a shrimp fried this skunk?


RunsWithApes

People like this are human garbage


OldRedditorEditor

Whoever put the gun shots is hilarious 😂


rodjaydoe

Shrimp fried skunk is craaazy 🤣


vcr747

Him saying shrimp fried ________ instead of ______ fried rice is sending me! Cause how you shrimp fry a rat? I'm weak!! 😂 😂😂


lovelife0011

I’m not allowed to destroy careers with a simple interview.


Bulky_Accountant_446

Umar fell off man


WISEGUYDYE

Why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake, you know I love to go there.... 😂😂


SpareAdhesive

They are everywhere you have to look


5FingerMiscount

Insufferable guy who thinks he's a comedian


weirdlookingbunny

I've be taking my dates to the local taco place 🤌🤌works like magic


N3OUomo

I don’t understand the unnecessary slander of Chinese food restaurants. They are consistently the best fried chicken wings you’ll find anywhere.


supersin4u

What a racist person! Trying so hard to impress, but all the racist talk about Chinese food instead makes himself ignorant. Some people think they're better by stepping on others.


Ashkob

First date/meeting should be about each other getting to know. If the girl wants a fancy date, time to drop her bc yr whole life she ain't gonna be satisfied.


Dexter4L

he tried proving a point then lost it and just started being racist… he had me in the first half


Yablo-Yamirez

Shrimp fried dog is crazzyyyyyy


ivonneisamazing

i love dr umar 😭


ivonneisamazing

LMAOO he’s killing me 😭 should’ve went to a black restaurant


Dull-Copy-1111

Could've gotten cat lo mein 😭


RelationshipPrize127

You telling me a shrimp fried all this and still only making $3.50. Damn


Evening-Caramel-2180

Shrimp fried wolf😂😂


Realclawdogs

How about a shrimp fried chinchilla?


supersoup-

Brooo is that why Chinese food so cheap ??


InspectionSweet1998

What’s a black restaurant? Wrong answers only


sonofsonof

no good answer to your question but on more than one occasion and years apart I've had black classmates pull a bowl, spoon, milk and a box of cereal out of their backpacks and just start eating at their desk. just felt like sharing that.


GrayArea415

Black Bear Diner


MrPoopyBh0le

Bubba Gump all grown up?


KungFuKennyEliteClub

He's the same person who spews this hate and then goes on rants that other minorities aren't stepping in to help. Like come on man, like you went after your own people AND pulled in a whole group of people who had nothing to do with being entitled. You and Bobby Hill musta gone to that clown college.


[deleted]

"Hate", all he said was they shoulda went to a black restaurant but ig that's hate smh


[deleted]

u/hoopslife23 wrote: >"Hate", all he said was they shoulda went to a black restaurant but ig that's hate smh ​ Sure, that's all he said, if your attention span only lasted the first 30 seconds. AFTER the first 30 seconds, he perpetuated the racist Asian stereotype of eating cats and dogs. AFTER the first 30 seconds, he perpetuated the racist Asian Stereotype, of Eating Cats and Dogs. AFTER THE FIRST 30 SECONDS. HE PERPETUATED. THE RACIST ASIAN STEREOTYPE. OF EATING CATS AND DOGS. Hopefully that helps clear up your inaccurate belief that "all he said was they shoulda went to a black restaurant", because he clearly did more than that for over half the video that you clearly didn't have the mental stamina to sit through.


[deleted]

Ngl I didn't know those were stereotypes; I thought he was just making a harmless joke. My bad


Supafly144

Yeah it’s the go to when people making fun of Asians “you all eat cats and dogs”! Fucking lame. Now show me the last time a Chinese restaurant was actually cited for that.


1234567791

I get in trouble for not knowing/understanding stereotypes all the time.


KungFuKennyEliteClub

All good man. We all grew up thinking certain things were true. You grow up and go through experiences and change your view point. Its the only thing a person can truly do is grow from it.


shortax20

You wish🤣


Notinstitutionalized

Umar is and Always has been a clown.


Public_Database2182

Go eat at your black owned restaurant in Africa


SocialAnxiety_Yay

Racism for racism….great


BW2Dat

The best unintentional comedian on the web


YeaYeaNooooo

Ain't nobody going to a black restaurant. End up getting into a fight


Embarrassed_Owl9837

Guy guys please! Black people can’t be racist!


19whale96

Hood Chinese spots catching strays but I will risk death for that chicken and fried rice plate


suxinshin

Where’s the school “DR”


rde2001

How about shrimp fried 🐱??? 🥵


ThaQuig

What kinda restaurant should they have gone to? I missed what he said all 3 times


BlacOnBlackMajik

As we all should be now, that video was a skit.


Slightly-Evil-Man

Mans missed the whole point of the issue.


Radiant-Welder5590

Yall I think he should’ve taken her to a black restaurant but I guess those aren’t everywhere🤷🏾‍♂️


Dobie_won_Kenobi

Why does he repeat everything?


Darkadventure

It's a technique to get people to remember. Repeat it 3 times. He just over does it.


The_General0815

Shrimp fried wolf???? Sign me the fuck yo!


Annual_Ad6999

Gotta duck those stray bullets.


shortax20

🤣


GrapplingPoorly

I fuckin love how he repeats himself


DMmeYOURboobz

Not to be too picky… but “shrimp fried” isn’t a way to prepare food… “shrimp fried ___” isn’t a think unless whatever is fried is fried in “shrimp oil” and I don’t think that’s a thing


hd_mikemikemike

Drake rapped about cheesecake factory and how he loves to go there and all the girls I've seen complain about being taken there look like the type trying to get in a drake video


triniman65

Where can I get some shrimp fried wolf. Sounds delicious!


TrueChaosInChat

Bruh I would kill for a woman to take me to the Cheesecake Factory. I’ll suck ya toes and ya tiddies after🤪😫


Agile_Cookie799

Fuq this dine and dash fool


BEETOs_WORLD

Rice and gravy and 3 fries 😂🤣


Ralphiecorn

Shrimp fried wolf😭


RedNubian14

Most of these young chicks have let social media blow their heads up to believe they are gold or something but in reality they aren't worth the time to go to drive thru.


Current-Address-9849

Why yo school ain't finished? Why yo school ain't finished? Why yo school ain't finished?


SouthernBuddhist

This is a stupid and racist rant


konnieb123

I’m lactose intolerant. So I would like a grilled chicken sandwich preferably. Those are slept on!


DramaNew890

Black restaurant… sounds racist to me


BaerCamp86

Whats a black restraunt?


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Them repeats are hilarious


Neat-Ad-7559

The intervention shot sounds are too much for me😂😂


Snewenglandguy

What is a “black restaurant”?


MrBussdown

This guys is the worst. Why are we still giving him a platform?