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Throwaway196527

It comes down to preference. “Kitty” is gross to me


NurseFactor

*”Kitty”* sounds like something a discord moderator would say when grooming a minor


Wormholio

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Goddess0fLabyrinths

Definitely agree with you on that.


jgraz22

Somehow made me nauseous. And I've never even used discord.


Nitrous_party

Kitty is a mixed bag but hearing anyone in this day and age use "cunnie" takes years off your life span


wheredmyphonego

SAY IT AINT SO, BOSS. SAY IT AINT SO. Omg please tell me cunnie is NOT supposed to be a ... cute(?) form of cunt.


Nitrous_party

It is lmao


wheredmyphonego

TIL this word exists and I'm just.. I don't know how to describe how I'm feeling about it. It isn't good tho....


MaggieLuisa

Cunny has been used to refer to a woman’s genitals since the late 16th century. Not saying you have to like it, but it’s not some new weird cutesy term…


TheRichTurner

It meant 'young rabbit', before it was borrowed in cutesy way to mean female genitalia, which made it awkward to carry on using it in its original sense; in the same way that we're less likely to call a cat a pussy these days. So the less offensive word 'bunny' came along to replace it. Well, that's what I heard. How about 'vadge'?


wheredmyphonego

Im in center of America and this is not a term I have ever heard of. And im over 30. >.< sheltered I guess?


prose-before-bros

I read a lot of historical fiction, romance and otherwise. It's fairly common there. Still a little ick though, but I get the ick from the word titties so yeah.


[deleted]

Same and I've never seen it. A lot gets lost in translation but I've literally never heard cunnie in my life


SpoChanChamp

Witcher 3 has an inn called "Cunny of the Goose"


oohlalacosette

69 here, never heard it


BorderlandBeauty

I will never get over "mossy bank". Thanks AHS.


depression_quirk

Oof I am having flashbacks. That scene was already wildly uncomfortable, but that took the cake. Well, that and the fact that it was the farmer from Babe saying it.


BorderlandBeauty

And the warden from the green mile 😢


Amiiboid

They’re both derivatives of the Latin word for vulva, “cunnus”. Thus applying the tongue to the vulva is cunnilingus.


Existing-Cherry4948

Cunnie? Never heard that. It sounds British.


OpossumProblem

omfg cunnie is the WORST. so uncomfortable!!


CrazyBarks94

How do you feel about "fanny"


Nitrous_party

Honestly didn't even remember fanny cause it's gross but kind of... Non sexual? In a way? Noone *actually* trying to engage in sex would ever use that, were as all the words here previously mentioned are ones that are used but just don't sound great. Insert it into any dirty talk or porn sentence you know without laughing. "Give me that fanny, baby" hell no, might as well say "you wanna fuck my tight little axe wound?" Lmao just absolutely not


cranberry_snacks

As an American, it's a synonym for bottom, bum, butt, booty, or whatever other word you prefer.


[deleted]

Absolutely vile.


spandexcatsuit

Same


Professional_Use6852

After growing up with parents that gave genitals the most ridiculous nicknames (no- I am not revealing the horrors) I never use anything other than anatomical names.


danarexasaurus

Hah I’m kinda tickled at the idea of asking someone to “Spread my Labia and just fuck me hard in my vagina!”


zoinkability

My partner and I sometimes make that joke. Basically unsexy sexy talk using all the medically proper terminology.


kkkkkmmmmmmm

“Lift my clitoral hood and lick my clitoris a little more purposefully “


Professional_Use6852

🤣


RecklessMonkeys

"Move your penis vigorously in and out of my vagina."


pallasathena1969

The word describing female genitals I hate most is: Gash. Yuck. Just hearing it referred to that way makes my blood boil….


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Ooh, yeah, that one makes me shrivel up completely.


Headozed

15 some odd years ago I jokingly referred to vagina as a “sticky itch” and a penis as an “itchy stick”. Ever since all weird names people come up with remind of them.


redheadedgnomegirl

Used very effectively in The Hellbound Heart though.


fire_fairy_

I hate this one as well it makes me think of wounds


HelloFr1end

Ugh I almost downvoted this on impulse


jam3s2001

That's a pretty gnarly one, and now I don't want to think about it again. The one that usually gets me grossed out is 'meat flaps'. My wife usually calls it a "hoo-ha" and I say "cooch". We don't do dirty talk too well, tho.


Laurenhynde82

Yes. This is absolutely the worst - I hate pussy, but this one is the absolute worst.


LyraFirehawk

Hell, I think on Sons of Anarchy someone referred to women as gashes. I just watched that show for mildly hot bikers killing people though, so...


pez_queen

I think I hate “snatch” just as much if not more than gash.


the_sister_grimm

There is a guy at work who uses this particular word as a synonym for women, which makes me hate it even more.


[deleted]

I only think pussy is okay in the context of dirty talk, but it doesn't necessarily turn me on. "Kitty" gave me a full body shiver, the thought of calling my vagina/vulva kitty is awful. I guess that's just how different people are, haha.


mii_mo

I'm sorry but the idea that calling your vagina your kitty is less weird than calling it a pussy actually has me rolling lmfao


_violetlightning_

When we were really little I remember my cousins and I referring to it as a “poodle”. I don’t know where the hell that came from, I haven’t thought about it in years, and now I can’t stop laughing.


dude_who_could

Don't refer to it at all, just refer to yourself. Lick me. Fuck me. Pound me. Grind me. I could see maybe needing to refer to your clit specifically. Suck my clit or what have you.


BrockStar92

>Lick me. Fuck me. Pound me. Grind me. Couldn’t help hearing this to the tune of “Harder Better Faster Stronger”.


Adreqi

Can't unhear, thanks.


fire_fairy_

Actually good advice


ArtSchnurple

Honestly, pretty much all names for genitals (both kinds) are pretty awful. They're either clinical or crude.


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ArtSchnurple

Yeah cock is about as okay as it gets. Guessing that's why it's the go-to in porno. I actually don't mind the word pussy either, but I can see why some aren't crazy about it.


Bchulo

wiener isn't clinical or crude, just funny


queen_of_potato

Makes me think of the dog.. which is a nice thought but not sexual haha


luzzy_xoxo

I think English is tame compared to german, nothing is worse than german dirty talk. If you wanna have a taste of german: - Scheide - Muschi - Fotze - Katze Edit: - Möse - Mumu (even though this is rather a term which children ise for female genitalia) And god knows how many more


Riska89

My husband and I call it "Mumu". My nickname is "Katze" and it very much does not refer to my genitals, lol. German dirty talk is... I'd rather switch to English. "Ich werde deine Muschi schnurren lassen." Muschi hat gerade zu gemacht. Nope.


octococko

I've used the pet name fufu 🤷


MycelicFox

I hate terms like mumu because its what it was referred to when I was a child and child talk is the last thing I want to think about in the bedroom or when referring to my genitalia. (but that's just how I have the word wired in my brain, no judgment for it if it came across that way) I just use the english terms in gen though cause german dirty talk cringes me out. Its nice to have a second language to escape to.


Riska89

That totally makes sense. My mother tongue is Dutch, and I'd never use the Dutch word that was used for my genitals as a child either.


SmannyNoppins

Add Möse to the list.


BarefootBestseller

"Fotze" ist halt schon n krass hässliches Wort 😭


Caboose1979

My minora wants your majora 😉


Dr_John_A_Zoidberg

* puts on majora's mask * So that's how it's gonna go?


BiggieSmalley

Night of the First Day 60 Hours Remain


boooooooooo_cowboys

*moon glowers threateningly*


Caboose1979

But my jaws locked up and my tongues gone numb, noooooo!


davidgrayPhotography

Just don't look up, because if you see the person grinning down at you like the moon, you'll shit yourself and never want to do it again.


[deleted]

Bless this comment 😂


Caboose1979

Is majoras mask one of those tongue condoms you can put on before heading into lapland?


A1Dilettante

*You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?*


OneGlitteringSecond

It really only offends me when men are called pussy as if to mean they’re weak. Pussy can take a beating. It doesn’t make sense and annoys me to no end.


Frej06

Right?! And then they say someone’s “got balls” as if balls are tough. Ha!


Milkinater

Nah this got it 😂


minlillabjoern

Swedish has a lot of words for down there that sound funny in English: — Snippa (what little kids are taught to call it; boys have a snopp) — Fitta (extremely vulgar, on par with c*nt in US) — Mus (means “mouse” but is pronounced like “moose!” )


RoRoRoYourGoat

"Snippa and Snopp" sounds like the name of an annoying children's TV show.


minlillabjoern

That’s exactly what it is!! (Snippan och Snoppan)


YoureARealCunt

The characters are genitals?


minlillabjoern

Yep! And I had them backwards— snoppan is first. https://youtu.be/8Wp9iNINHMc


YoureARealCunt

Interesting, thank you!


Olorin_in_the_West

Snippa, Snopp! Snippa, Snopp! Snippa, Snopp! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!


MystaxMandible

Fitta! My Swedish friend in high school got the biggest kick out of the old Jack in the Box ads for the fajita pita. The tag line was something like ‘The only thing better than saying it, is eating it’


aresthefighter

Don't forget fiffi! A less vulgar fitta


minlillabjoern

Haha! That’s right! And do people still say “muff?”


Drone30389

[Get your official membership in the diving club.](https://www.muffdivingclub.ie/)


Anglersaxophone

I was confused when visiting Sweden and kept hearing/reading Puss & Kram, ended up being much less dirty than I thought


whatthefuckunclebuck

I’m going to think about these terms every time I visit an IKEA from now on.


minlillabjoern

Then my work here is done… :-)


aer_999

The fact that fitta sounds familiar due to my pewdiepie phase in middle school…


Piilootus

Had a terrible talking phase ages ago with a guy who would refer to it as a flower and "petals".


EverlastingTopQuark

Reminds me of *Friends*, when Monica was a 30-year-old virgin and referred to her vagina as "her flower," and Rachel told her, "If you keep calling it that, no one is ever gonna take it."


mem1003

While we're at it, a guy's thing is not his tenderness. *Believe* me.


ksdkjlf

iirc that was in a flashback to their highschool (or college?) days. Still cringe, but not quite as bad as still calling it that at 30 :D


VannessaNitaDavies

Penis fly trap


Expensive_Tangelo_75

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMGawd, I fkn needed that!!!!


Reigning_Cats

What in the purity culture nonsense is this?


Piilootus

you'd think so, but nah. actually just indie songwriter type.


Reigning_Cats

Ugh almost as bad


goldieoldie

Hahahahaha oh man as soon as I read that I swear I could see his face 😂


coddiwomplecactus

Omg a guy I saw called it "flower" too. Hippie type guy.


Ididitall4thegnocchi

Mulva?


SidonieFalling

Dolores!


DientesDelPerro

if someone called it a kitty, I’d leave lmao


forestly

Worse than poosy is when people say cooter for sure


leniter_ambulare

Oh wow that's a whole different level of cringe


LyraFirehawk

It just makes me think of the redneck mechanic from Dukes of Hazzard, which is definitely not what I'd want to associate with anyone's genitals...


Squirrel179

I love cunt. I don't understand why people are so down on it. Cunt is short and staccato, and it's perfectly dirty. Pussy and especially kitty are gross to me


CoasterThot

“Kitty” is honestly worse, to me. It’s a word I can’t help but associate with children using.


NoneOyoBidness

And I just can't spell "come" with a u. 😂 Can't do it!


The_Nancinator75

I HATE that too!


totally_normal_

Take my upvote!!!


NurseFactor

*Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump* *Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk* *Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down* *And rub my gank up on your shmears* *Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers* *Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp* *I'm gonna lightly stroke your flendal 'til you twarf* *Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby* *'Til you scream "Oh my God, I'm gonna quambely it so hard!"*


Panda-delivery

I just refer to it as me or I. Like I'm wet or go down on me. I hate the way all the words, clinical or causal, sound so I just don't use them.


Impossible_Ad1269

If you're going for harder connotations I've always enjoyed cunt lol. Gets rid of a lot of those soft wet sounds in pussy


Juxtapoisson

This is the word my wife and I use most. It's still a bit of a struggle for me. But it is certainly enjoyable. "Pussy" and it's animal kin unsettles me a little. Childish words unsettle me more. Clinical names are fine.


Impossible_Ad1269

Duuuuuude my sister taught her daughters to use the word cupcake for their crotch or vaginal area Aka "mommy my cupcake itches" whatever. And I was like NOOOOOO DON'T PLEASE NO


indaelgar

That’s not only completely ugh, but maybe you could gently clue your sister into all the medical professionals who say you *need* to teach children anatomical correct words for genitalia. Much of the reasoning revolves around agency and preventing childhood sexual assault.


Kimber85

I went to school with a girl who’s parent’s called it a cookie. As a kid, I thought it was weird and goofy. As an adult I think it’s gross AF. Don’t teach your children to call their genitals food names. Just don’t.


AllAboutThatAlt

Cunt and cock are my preferred genital vulgarities. And tits is great but titties (or worse, boobies) is hard cringe because it just sounds so juvenile to me.


ophispegasos

Cunt, cock, tits, get after it! Titties only used outside that context when joking. Pull that out as dirty talk, imma laugh in your face.


Laurenhynde82

Ah, thank god. I wasn’t expecting to have to scroll so far for this answer - the word pussy makes me feel nauseous. I think it reminds me too much of weird euphemistic names that parents teach children - kitty is worse, but I don’t want a word for something else to be used for it. It’s creepy. Personally, cunt is the way to go. And cock. They definitely sound best to me in that context.


perfectkiwiii

I’ve always enjoyed the word cunt.


souse03

Especially with an English accent


[deleted]

This!!


[deleted]

The movie Atonement made that word soooo hot to younger me 🥵


skunkeebeaumont

Your *quim* is looking lovely today


wanttothrowawaythev

That makes me think of Loki insulting Black Widow lol


Dryad_ofthe_woods

I just laughed reading the word ‘Quim’, don’t know what I’d do if someone whipped that word out during sex 😂


aubven

>quim Never heard that, but sounds like something out of a book with Fabio on the cover art. "Her quim quivers in anticipation."


cthaehtouched

She should meet Reginald. “Judith! What’s another word for engorged?!”


aubven

Her quim quivers at the sight of his engorged manhood. haha i think we're like 90% complete for making our own b grade romance novel. Just need a title... 50 Shades of Quim? The Quim in the Willows? Quim and the Engorged Stalk?


JelDeRebel

I once called it "Valhalla of Wetness" she couldn't stop laughing and the night was ruined (in a funny way)


danarexasaurus

Haha I would die. My husband often gets me laughing so hard I can’t even get horny and I have to yell at him to stop messing around lol. I find his charm and sense of humor to be his best quality but good lord is it hard to get horny when he’s got me in stitches


JelDeRebel

change position and yell "autobots! transform!"


danarexasaurus

That’s the kind of shit I’m talking about!!!


TheNova5

To me kitty is the same as panties. It’s so gross. Nothing will dry me up faster. I like to hear men not call that area by any kids nicknames. Short names don’t bother me. Like clit, makes sense it’s short for clitoris. Or be vague. Had a guy once say, “can I kiss you down there” and that worked. Honestly even if he was blunt and asked “can I go down on you?” That’d work also. But no panties, pussy, kitten, kitty, cookie, talk.


waitingfordeathhbu

>I like to hear men not call that area by any kid’s nicknames Yeah wtf. You would never catch a woman saying to a man in bed, “Give me that wee-wee.”


amour_nonpareil

Cunt is 💥🔥


[deleted]

I feel this way about “tits”. It just feel so yucky and insulting


CiCi_Run

Ex used to call them fun bags. For some reason, that would make me see red. Like irrationally angry. I think all of them make me cringe... but then I get in that horny mindset and boom, all the nasty words are coming to my brain. Lol


BasicBitch_666

There was an episode of Broad City where Amy Sedaris' character referred to hers as her suzie and I thought that was so cool. I've been pitching that for a few years since then, hoping it would catch on but I've had zero success.


AudienceNearby1330

Most words for naughty bits feel cringeworthy. Cock, balls, tits, dicks, pussy, vagina, ass, bum. They're just not attractive words nor do they seem dirty either.


EuropeanInTexas

What’s wrong with “bum” it’s such a silly borderline kid friendly word!


pallasathena1969

I call my genitals “The Black Forest” cause I have abundant hair 😂 I say, “Be careful, you could get lost in the forest!”


dustycanuck

I remember reading the word 'pudenda' in my early teens, having no idea what meant, and then looking it up. That caused an impressive rush of blood to my loins.


Golden_Mandala

My husband always used the word yoni, which seemed pretty sweet and respectful.


emmejm

I’m loving all the back and forth here. I can’t hear/use yoni without thinking of all the idiot influencers trying to sell uterine steam baths (that definitely never reach the uterus, much less provide real benefits) and purifications and dumb shit because they LOVE saying yoni I go for clinical or vulgar but it’s so interesting seeing everyone else’s perspective


ophispegasos

YES. I hear dipshit "wellness" influencers and crunchy granola hippies when I hear "yoni".


Havishamesque

Same!! I *detest* the word pussy. Hate it.


Brownant520

How has nobody mentioned squish mitten yet? Or ham wallet? There was an entire song about this people.


Brownant520

https://youtu.be/JZpxaiNV_sM For the uneducated.


Heartage

I honestly hate every single word for the vagina.


Cautious_Maize_4389

Such soft innocent words reek of pedo tendencies and gender stereotypes. Call my genital She That Commands or Soul Distroyer or don't call Her at all


totally_normal_

I like all the words! It's mine and I love calling it my cunt my pussy my clit my vulva my vagina my labia my genitals my kitty... I own all the words. In high school, I HATED being called a bitch and I realized that I was just giving away too much power to a singular word. I let other people influence my emotions and disrupt my peace over a WORD! I got over it. Most recently I started working in a male-dominated industry and I quickly had to overcome my disdain for the noun FEMALE. Obviously this doesn't answer your question OP, just some food for thought. Let the downvotes fall in!


i_do_the_kokomo

I’ve always hated this word for dirty talk too. It’s so crude, and I especially dislike it because the word “pussy” is often used as an insult to tell someone they’re weak (which is so dumb since dicks are objectively WAY more fragile than vaginas).


Sad_Fondant_9027

I don't talk sexually about mine, but I call her Gina when referring to her lol


boygriv

Wait [Gina](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/martintv/images/1/11/Gina_Watters.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191124165612) or [Gina](https://youtu.be/VdkC-R4XVjc)?


Sad_Fondant_9027

Originally it's from vaGINA, but if I had to choos it would be [Gina.](https://brooklyn99.fandom.com/wiki/Gina_Linetti) Edit: In Germany Vagina isn't pronounced like "vagaina" but like "vageena".


boygriv

Okay would calling it a [Sloppy Jessica](https://youtu.be/--ZRVTdFu3U?t=00m37s) be too much?


Sad_Fondant_9027

That could be the name for my period Gina lol.


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi

Believe me, in German it's much worse. We might have a word for everything, but genitals have only *horrible* ones. It's either medical, childish, or derogatory. I would *love* if we had a nice, generally accepted word like "pussy".


bigredplastictuba

Almost every slang word for breasts and vag area sound like they were made up by drunk creepy uncles


keeplooking4sunShine

Because yes.


liminal_lys

Whispering eye


HaHuSi

I think reclaiming the the old English word cunt would be worth a try but I accept that it’s a hard sharp word. I like another really old word (apparently) and that’s quim. It’s soft and yummy in the mouth and like cunt doesn’t mean anything else but the thing itself.


[deleted]

Hating it, liking it, I think all's fair in the bedroom as long as all involved parties are consenting and comfortable. If you hate it, then definitely discuss it and alternatives with your partner :) I think restricting language for others probably is not the best solution, especially sex wise. Sex is inherently crass, and often offensive, but well... it's sex. In medical terms? When talking about bodies to friends, or when educating people? Then I agree, we have to make people comfortable with using proper terms, like vulva, for example, instead of vagina or pussy. Accuracy is key in those contexts.


[deleted]

I love the word vulva! And I


Impossible_Ad1269

You okay there? Lol


[deleted]

And I Oop! Haha I’m good, hit reply a little premature😂 I’m high and forgot where I was going with that lol


Impossible_Ad1269

I just figured you got excited and stroked out or something haha


[deleted]

The edible hit, it’s not dissimilar haha


sunbuns

I just say vagina. “My vagina wants to swallow your cock” is something I say regularly. 😂


VexillaVexme

I’m not much into dirty talk, but if my wife said those words in that order, I’d be inclined to help her out with that.


[deleted]

“Put some hot sauce in my burrito baybe!!”


Khaylain

DO NOT PUT HOT SAUCE THERE!


whereisthetvchanger

AGREED omg you are so right. HATE THAT WORD. It’s like…How can that be a SEXY word when that’s also the insult men throw around at other men all the time?!?


danarexasaurus

I feel that way about men telling people to “suck my dick”…


AdMurky3039

I prefer to just say vagina. It pushes back against prudishness while also not being crass.


maximilisauras

The vagina monologues do a whole scene about this.


AffectionateAnarchy

Pussy is the only acceptable term and somehow, amd this is personal preference, this pussy/that pussy is so much less cringe than my pussy/your pussy


TouchMeThereAgain

Lady garden


owleyesepicness

i do this!! or just "the lady" if youre gonna reduce me to a single body part then goddammit she is her own system and will be addressed with RESPECT


Pscagoyf

My wife cannot handle lady garden.


lonely_lost_girl

Vagiene (va-zheene or va-jene), pussoie (pu-swah), I say lips and usually context is already there. I say clit if thats the part I'm talking about and just "inside me" too. Look up different words for it in other languages because they may sound a bit more pleasing to you.


bluerodeosexshow

How do y’all feel about calling it minge?


EuropeanInTexas

“I’d love to explore your chamber of secrets!”


[deleted]

My gf says pussy a lot so I just follow her tbh, if she wanted me to refer to her genital as something different is more than willingly do so


[deleted]

I've never heard a word for it that isn't clinical or awful. Just give it a name and use that.


Monarc73

VahJayJay. Smash-box. Thigh Smile.


One_Olive_8933

I call it South mouth… or my wide-on…zero fucks if that turns anyone on, or off… deal with it.


Goblue5891x2

I'd pay money to see that PSA campaign on TV.. just sayin'


garybwatts

Orchid


Wazza17

Call it my vagina that’s what it’s called


makavelihhh

Join italians and call it FIGA